My first take on this story was that it was just horrible, which it is. But it's also a great example of why conservatives should recognize Mitt as the perfect choice to follow in Dubya's footsteps:
Romney placed his family dog, an Irish setter named Seamus, into a kennel lashed to the top of his station wagon for a 12-hour family trip from Boston to Ontario in 1983. Despite being shielded by a wind screen the former Massachusetts governor erected, Seamus expressed his discomfort with a diarrhea attack.
Now the story, recounted this week in a Boston Globe profile of Romney, has touched off howls of outrage from bloggers and animal rights activists even though it was presented in the story as an example of Romney's coolness under trying circumstances.
When Romney's eldest son, Tagg, and his four brothers complained about the brown runoff down the back windshield, their father quietly pulled the car over, borrowed a gas station hose and sprayed down both the dog and the kennel before returning to the road.
(...)
Romney dismissed any outcry about the 24-year-old incident, saying the dog enjoyed his rooftop perch.
''He scrambled up there every time we went on trips,'' Romney said at a campaign stop in Pittsburgh Thursday. ''He got it all by himself and enjoyed it.''
So not only did Mitt use an episode of incredible cruelty and lack of empathy as an example of his grace under pressure, but he also claimed that the helpless victim totally loved the idea (I'm assuming that diarrhea must be the dog equivalent of flowers and candy). Hell, he could almost be Dubya's twin.
On the other hand, Mitt actually did manage to get the shit off. If it had been Dubya, he would have insisted the shit was chocolate and threatened to fight anyone who tried to clean it up. Five years later, after it was good and caked on (and after adding some more of his own), he would finally sell the car and the dog to a Democrat "as is" - possibly after setting them on fire.
(Image is from Dog Busters, a NOLA animal rescue blog)
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zunoed?
Zed?
Uno??
dakine01 has been ominpresent lately…good on ya!!
And I was worried i spent too much time here!
james @ 4
Not really, just somewhat timely is all…
EPU’d from me on prior thread:
This thing about Mutt Romney–I’m sorry but my mental image is of a dog with his head out the window, times 2 or 3 enjoyments on top of the car. But then I don’t have a dog. I’m a cat person and today’s NYT story has the following insight:
eCAHNomics @ 6
I just have a hard time seeing diarrhea as an expression of canine enjoyment…
KO just covered how the Rs seem to like torturing animals using this story as the jump-off. Included Frist killing cats for “medical research” and Judi Nathan Giuliani using dogs for medical device demonstrations.
(I actually blogged that cat domestication story at my own place…)
According to the Boston Globe the Romney’s yellow lab would say bed time prayers with the family. Speculation on the journalist part was the dog was praying for them not to go on vacation.
OK
You gotta read Scott Leheigh’s column in the Glob today. Just a piece:
Read on . . .
wow, that had me laughing out loud…in a very sad way
god help the democratic president that has to clean up after these maggots
that’s IF we don’t attack Iran and IF they don’t envoke marshal law, suspend congress, senate and elections
if
he also claimed that the helpless victim totally loved the idea
’s dog home syndrome
dakine01 @ 8
I assume he mentioned Dubya and frogs, right?
And Rudy’s current wife performed vivisection on dogs for marketing demonstrations. Anyone in the GOP or who calls themselves a republican is seriously disturbed. How did we become a country full of so many unbalanced people? Do we have too much lead in the bottled water or something?
The obvious follow-up question is: did the dog scramble up there _after_ that trip?
Mitt’s setter set forth a stream of shit stew down the station wagon windows.
Ut Oh Mitt… looks like your campaign’s horizons are streaked in brown.
eCAHNomics @ 6
I had a sheltie mix that loved to stick her head out the window and ride like that but not when I was driving 65-70 mph for long distances. Then, she curled up in the seat next to me and slept.
Now, my last two cats have just slept, once we got to the highway and I opened the carrier to let ‘em out.
It is really laughable, what the Goopers are fielding this cycle! They all have achilles heels that needs hip surgery to ease the pain!!! Right On, Eli!!! OT-MM on LK, discussing ‘Sicko’ *g*
So… the next question is:
Does he recommend this form of transport for all dogs?
I hope the press isn’t going to let this one go.
CalGeorge @ 20
And detainees.
Willard WAS leading in NH. Somehow I think that the dog owners in NH aren’t gonna like this much. They may not care about doubling Gitmo but they love their dogs.
My Mass friends hate Romney even more than my NY friends hate Rudy (and it’s hard to believe that’s possible).
when Pooch comes to shove…
And if it had been Cheney he’d have shot the dog and perhaps everyone in the station wagon for complaining.
GordonM @ 23
It is possible. Believe me.
Hey, at least Mitt drove. He could have strapped the dog to the top of a plane and flew on that trip.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 25
707!
Oklahoma kiddo @ 25
If it had been Cheney, no-one would ever know.
punaise @ 24
well, I know that was his number 2 method of transportaion, I wonder what the number 1 method was
ps
fiday doj resignations over at think progress
How do you say to yourself, gee, I think I’ll put the dog on top of the car for a 12 hour trip? How does that thought occur to someone?
Loo Hoo. @ 32
and then not care when the dog craps himself, and then go on your merry way as if the dog loved the trip
Loo Hoo. @ 32
Kennel, Friends??? Duh!!!
well someone had to man the crow’s nest of the land yacht. they drew straws, and pooch lost.
The people who care about this story (i.e., those of us who can feel empathy) weren’t going to vote Puke anyway.
Riesz Fischer @ 36
I dunno, I think there are some salt-of-the-earth types who can’t trust anyone who’s mean to their dog.
Loo Hoo. @ 32
Ever read The Last Hurrah? The young pol. rents an Irish Setter for photo ops and beats the long time Mayor Frank Skeffington who knew everyone and seemed to care. Yes, he was an old time machine pol but he didn’t have to rent a dog for a picture.
Willard rents whatever he wants and uses EVERYTHING for a photo op.
Eli @ 37
My family among them. None of us can imagine doing something that cruel to a family pet.
RevDeb @ 38
So, Ann, did I rent you for the night, or just ’till the end of the fundraiser?
RevDeb @ 38
But wouldn’t it make more sense to just rent an Irish Setter when you get to where you’re going, rather than keeping one on the roof of your car for 12 hours? It just seems so inefficient.
punaise @ 35
It was a rigged game.
inverted palindromette: this report is the result of
oppopoop researchMitt said that his dog liked it and jumped up on the roof of a station wagon into the carrier all by himself. Somehow I’m having trouble believing that.
So… everyone remembers this, right?
I wish I had thought of it sooner, I would have used it instead of that photo…
JPL @ 44
The physics of it are hard to believe.
JPL @ 44
Well, after a few roadtrips *without* the kennel, the dog finally learned.
punaise @ 43
You do realize that ‘use pain’ is an anagram of you?
Eli @ 37
Agreed. A whole lot of hunters and country folks who deal with their dogs every day will not look kindly on this treatment of a dog.
what bothered me most was that the kids complained about the stuff running down the back window - not that they were complaining about the dog being up there in the first place. Well that and, he named his eldest son Tagg - as in Tagg, you’re it? What’s up with that?
skigurl @ 50
I was just thinking about that today - I think it’s some kind of weird echo of “Mitt”. It’s basically the same letter structure, plus they both have kind of a baseball theme to them.
OT- but eg dear, hang in there. u got chat. attempted armed robbery- god- sounds horrible
skigurl @ 50
what kind of PEOPLE are these?…what kind of kid doesn’t feel for their dog so scarred he’s CRAPPIN himself?
Well- there goes the Irish Setter vote- down the shitter!
perris @ 53
These kind.
Michael Moore on King, likes Gore. Gawd… the GOP hates Moore.
I say to Mr. Romney: Bring it on!!!
GordonM @ 48
I do now! :~)
Oklahoma kiddo @ 56
It’s been a great show! MM is forthright in his views, and, Larry’s asking some serious questions! ;-)
Eli @ 51
so who is “Rosin bag”?
Bedbug.
CTuttle @ 59
Jack Sprat & his wife? MM is morbidly obese & LK is anorexic.
Hushhhh. If you listen you can hear Mittie boy flip-flopping.
Loo Hoo. @ 61
sshhhh. we don’t mention that in polite company.
I hadn’t heard this business about W and the frogs before, newtonusr and Eli. That is some sick stuff. If I have students doing that sort of thing, it must be reported.
eCAHNomics @ 62
Mr. Moore says he realizes what you’re saying and is working on it. Has lost 30 lbs. ;0)
This maybe Mitt’s “dog caca” moment…
Moore likes universal health care for everyone. This man is playing one of my tunes.
The Bushes were on Romney’s boat for a few months- but they have suddenly shifted to Thompson….Mitt’s miffed- he muffed it. He was in the middle of the action- and now he’s maxxed out.
rwcole @ 69
Mitt v. Mutt
If the Iraqis feel better today than they did yesterday, that is SUCCESS in Iraq, according to Pace.
Problem is…
If the Democrats put up the right candidate, we can mop the floor with anything they’ve got.
But Mitt’s so erect…er, electable.
Can a canine’s gastric tumult really put Mitt in the shit that deeply?
;>)
pun
guess he’ll muddle through somehow- but the mutt would never meet him the same way again.
eCAHNomics @ 62
MM answered a caller’s ques. along that line, saying he’s started an exercise regime(walking 1/2 to 1 hr. a day) and eating healthier! Lost 30 lbs within the last 90 days!
Oklahoma kiddo @ 72
Mop the Mitt Mutt?
I think it’s safe to say that Mitt has screwed the pooch.
Loo Hoo. @ 76
;0)
I’m no animal doctor- but sprayin yer mutt with cold water and then drivin it down the freeway at 80 MPH doesn’t sound good for him- er her- it- whatever. Was the mutt LDS?
Arca @ 67
Dacaca!
Oklahoma kiddo @ 78
Mitt and Sh*t - a boy and his dog
Shoulda put a matt under the mutt.
Loo Hoo. @ 65
My favorite piece on Dubya was Gail Sheehy’s in the October 2000 “Vanity Fair.”
The Accidental Candidate
It, of course, got very little traction in the MSM but is a very well researched look at how little Georgie became who he is. Worth a read.
And Freddy… you come on down too. We can take you to the mat.
Has Mitt told the story of the mutt on national TeeVee yet? This ain’t gonna go down like the Checkers speech.
rwcole @ 79
LSD.
hoo
Better for the mutt.
I am shocked, shocked that a Warmonger such as Romney is also cruel to dogs.
Has anyone noticed this “Vacation”.
I like these kinds of cats, Bengals.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 68
It would certainly level our Labor’s playing field within the Global Labor Market, no prohibitive ‘Legacy’ costs inherent to private medical expenses imposed on companies!
I really like Michael Moore!
Bookmarked, Jane. Thanks.
I’m feelin good- but if I ever get ta feelin bad- I want somma them drugs they give W.
GOP. You want to bounce? Let’s do it!
oooooh! Bill moyers! Rupert uses newspapers as a spitoon!
Eli @ 77
If we are lucky, the pooch has now royally screwed Mitt back.
Jane (nyc) @ 83
“How’s it goin W?”
Great –everything’s great- did ah tell ya how swell stuff in Iraq is goin- sheeiiit- if ah felt any better ah couldn’t stand mahself.
Kathryn in MA @ 94
I like Bill Moyers! ;0)
RevDeb @ 95
Divine Retribution!!! 8-)
We had frogs too- but no firecrackers- we did wade through the swamp and spear em- but we didn’t blow em up. If we’d HAD firecrackers- would we have blown em up? Hmmmm- that’s a hard one.
Once we got some firecrackers and tried to blow up a yellowjacket nest- my best friend Paul got stung on the dick. It was funny- in a painful kinda way….
Did anyone else blow up any frogs?
So what happened to the dog at the end? Might be interesting to find out how long he lived & how he died.
I have a different take on this story. I think it’s hysterical. Not that I would ever do such a thing to my dog. Actually, I’d put the luggage on top and the dog in the car. But, hey, that’s just me.
But, I have to admit that this story makes me laugh. Not because of that poor dog, but because it makes Mitt look like a doofus. Who the hell would do such a thing??? Put your dog on top of the car for 17 hrs? C’mon, he’s got to be an idiot.
Frank33 @ 88
Oh, that would have been good for the post too…
CTuttle @ 99
Karma’s a
bitcher bastard named Seamus.If a kid WAS gonna blow up a frog- he’d THROW the frog- that makes sense. It’s more spectacular.
CTuttle @ 99
Canine retribution.
rwcole @ 100
Or dicks?
See why you scored comment #100, rw?
While hurting Mitt’s chances with Democrats, Independents and dog-lovers, his stock with Republicans rises when he announces he was just testing a new Guantanamo “interrogation” technique.
rwcole @ 100
rw raises the bar!
Eli @ 106
I’m waiting, punaise.
p.a. @ 108
“Airboarding”.
i work for a humane society, and the first thing they teacah in the curriculum:
kindness to animals = kindness to people
and cruelty to animals = cruelty to people
i believe it is typical of the jeffrey dahmers that they practiced on animals; someone should ask mitt how many times he had his wife and kids on the roof of the car on long trips
p.a. @ 108
But he’s counting on
buyingwooing the NH primary voters who won’t like this one bit.Excuse me for saying so, but this story has legs.
GordonM @ 110
dog on it, I got nuttin’….
Frank33 @ 114
and a tail to tell.
All the way walkin home- Paul was complainin about a funny feeling- so when he got into the garage- he dropped his drawers- and there it was- the yellowjacket- it was sittin on his dick. Paul looked at the yellowjacket- the yellowjacket looked back- and then stung the beejesus at him.
Paul ran in and told his mom- who called the doc- who laughed his ass off- said it might swell a bit- and then laughed some more.
It was tough growin up in them days.
perris @ 96
Yee-Haw!!! Shrub ain’t gonna be clearing brush, this Fourth! He’ll be setting Firecrackers off!!! If you hadn’t noticed, Crawford just had a torrential rain recently!!!
Sadly, I don’t think the SS will let Deadeye Dick use his shotgun around Shrub!!! 8-(
is it just me, or does there a new zig-trim feature at the lake?
punaise @ 115
Did you mean “nittun tog I ti no God”? Or something along those lines?
punaise @ 115
Groan, You never fail…!!! ;-)
Howdy y’all.
I hope that this makes all the voters hate him.
Texas Update —- No rain at all today in our town. My brother is still in North Texas but got a chance to sleep finally. The Nat’l Guard is still mobilized because there is more rain expected, but he should be back here by Sunday.
I am hoping he makes himself so incredibly valuable in local emergencies that no one ever even thinks of sending him to Iraq.
CTuttle @ 118
Shrub went to ME for the holiday to spend it with Dad and Babs and Putie. Trust that the compound at Kennebunkport will be well guarded so that no one sees his
drinkingantics.I kinda have a different take on this story too. Apparently Mitt’s son told this story to a journalist, thinking it was funny and made his dad look like a person with aplomb or something, calmly hosing dog shit off the car. Now I just feel sorry for the the son, having caused such an uproar and problems for his dad’s campaign. I feel sorry for the dog, too, of course. But the son probably feels like, well, he probably feels like dog shit right now.