Suddenly, Michelle Malkin fancies herself a crusader for human rights. Try not to laugh. Citing photographs of Iranian police treating protesters in Tehran much like the NYPD treated protesters at the 2004 GOP Presidential Convention, “Anchor Baby” Malkin claims that by not splashing the photos across our own blogs, “The Libs” are tacitly endorsing the brutally repressive conditions under the current Iranian regime.
Malkidinejad’s answer? Why, nuke Iran, of course! Because nothing says “human rights” like the deaths of thousands of civilians and the collapse of a bad authoritarian regime into an even worse sectarian bloodbath. Just ask the people of Iraq how they feel about their newfound freedom from electricity, hospitals, clean water, safety, and security.
A challenge to Rosie and Amnesty International USA members and America’s progressive left (I know there are a few on the story, but they are far between): How about taking a day off from Bush-bashing and America-blaming to raise your voices against the mullahcracy’s brutal human rights abuses?
You know, Lulu, if it was anyone but you asking me to sign on with this, I might consider it. But something seems a little…phony about all this coming from Miss “Boo Freakin’ Hoo”, Defender of Internment. Call me crazy.
Fortunately, Raw Story‘s Larisa Alexandrovna is on the case, and she opens up a Family-Size can of Whoop-Ass on Malkin’s Human Rights Concern Troll act, sparing me the fuss and bother. Take it away, Larisa:
Okay, I have to post about this. Michelle Malkin is busy building a moral straw man for some reason in order to declare something about the lack of Abu Ghraib type of outrage by the US media and US citizens over repression in Iran.
She writes in her AEI mouth-piece blog as follows:
“Question: Will these photos be blared across the front pages of the international media with as much disgust and condemnation as the photos of Abu Ghraib or the manufactured Gitmo Koran-flushing riots?
Answer: Fat chance.”
Let me be the first to tell Ms. Malkin that being concerned for human rights, really and truly concerned does not depend on the color of the victim’s skin or their religious background. It is an absolute moral position. This is not something Malkin can understand, because her outrage is purchased.
But, oh, there’s more. In the comment section, doubtless drawn by the scent of Concern Troll blood in the water, Ali Eteraz turns up to accuse Alexandrovna of supporting the Iranian theocrats.
Eteraz:
However, I believe that the Iranian regime’s actions are completely at odds with a) international human rights norms, and b) Islam (which is what they purport to rule under).
I am not sure why you’re upset with the idea that the evils of the Iranian regime are being exposed?
Eteraz is clearly missing the point, here. Alexandrovna straightens him right out.
My problem is with Ms. Malkin, not with her objection to Iranian oppression. A genuine reaction to the oppression of others is not what I am objecting to. I have never defended the Iranian regime nor will I ever. My problem is with hypocrisy and political exploitation of suffering – in other words, the body of work Ms. Malkin has behind her.
She is outraged at how these protesters are being treated. Right? She has no problem, however, defending Gitmo, she has no problem defending the bombing of Lebanon. In fact, Ms. Malkin has no problem with concentration camps for Japanese Americans during WWII. Clearly, Ms. Malkin has no problem with human rights abuses. So why this particular abuse? Why does this particular abuse send her screaming, when the likes of Abu Ghraib did not make her shake in horror all the while she complained of nudity being shown in the photos?
It just gets better from there.
That is not a human rights position, that is political exploitation of tragedy to further an ideological point of view that will also end in tragedy.
Alexandrovna, as a Ukranian Jew who grew up under the Soviets, knows a thing or two about repressive regimes and human rights abuses, and she sees Malkin’s Concern Troll act for exactly what it is. Frankly, the whole thing reminds me of Our Lady of the Concentration Camps’s short-lived and ideologically self-serving interest in the International Criminal Court, which I wrote about here.
What Malkin fails to grasp is that a commitment to human rights is not a selective or ideologically-driven thing. You don’t suddenly get a bug up your ass about human rights abuses in Iran when you’ve been plugging your ears with your fingers and going, “LA LA LA LA LA LA!!” for five years about human rights abuses at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. Sorry, Miss American Mullah. You lose.
But thank you for playing in this round of “Wingnuts Say the Darnedest Things”, you provocative little minx. Keep up the, uh, good work! Without you, we’d have almost nothing to laugh at here at Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy Headquarters.
Mille fois mercis!



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TRex!!
TRex !!!
TexB, you are too dang fast ;-)
TexB @ 1
Sheriff Betsy, fastest gun in the West !!! *g*
TREX! The wingnuts are trying to rehabilitate their images due to shifts in the way the wind blows.
Fat chance. Teh internets have a long memory.
TRex I do not know how you can slog through that filth every day.
I love a good Malkkkin smackdown of an evening ;-)
Petrocelli @ 5
South by Southwest actually.
Petrocelli @ 5
I swear! I was bogged down on AK’s site, and swoop there it went!!!
CTuttle @ 10
And then I was on my OWN blog.
What kind of . . .
Oh, never mind. It’s Concern Trolling with MM — that kind.
TexB @ 7
Full biological suit, for one. Custom made to fit the therapod.
Jon Stewart on Dick Cheney – priceless.
SnarKassandra @ 11
Ooh, is it a two-computer draw now!!! ;-)
TexB @ 9
Howsa ’bout some Blueberry Cheesecake to celebrate your zed, hmmm? *g*
Grrrrrr….tear…rip………grrrrr…what?
TexB @ 7
I guess the same way we are slogging through our streets today. I went through deep water running over the roads taking my puppies to the bed & biscuit for boarding.
OT, but this just went up at the NYT.
New Inventions in Ridiculousness, from The New York Times Op-Ed page.
Personally, I’m waiting for the sequel:
.
Petrocelli @ 16
Sheesh, such a Cheese, Petro!!! ;-)
Okay, let’s see if this works…
Howya doin’, TRex?
I enjoy the other Late Niters, but man do I love your blogs !!!
Grrrrr…..garbage….strew it all over the floor…what’s that…yummmm…..crunch…crunch…grrrrr……..what’s that?
AK — yes, it works ;-)
Alfred Kelgarries @ 21
yep it works. Dang ain’t this new tekknawlegy sumpin?
Snack is up early this evening. Blueberry / raspberry pie.
LS @ 23
LS, are you channeling your inner puppy tonight?
out of control puppies will be placed in the kennel if chewing important papers.
LS @ 17
LOL !!!
LS, altogether now … breathe in deeply, exhale fully … *g*
TexB @ 26
How in the world did you know that blueberry pie is my fave? Love the raspberry addition too!
TexB @ 26
I would hate you, TexB, but I just got my own for realsies cheesecake sampler from Sam’s Club. Bliss. But your virtual snacks are better because they don’t make my glucose monitor attempt to commit suicide after it reads my blood sugar….
Gnome de Plume @ 18
Thought you were out of town this week???
46 minutes until it is LL’s birthday (based upon her time zone)
Suzanne @ 33
I am saving the cake for tomorrow.
Hey, everyone.
I stepped out earlier, just to get some enchilada sauce, and when I got back, my glasses case was all chewed up. And it’s a hard one, not a cloth kind. I panicked. Where were my computer glasses?
A tense search ended with me finding them under my chair. Drooled, but not scratched.
Puppy is seriously cruising for one.
Is there something in the air tonight?
Suz! ;-) Actually I wish I could stay up until my birth time (3:24 AM), but not tonight…
absolute, tomorrow night for the cake for LL. but in 42 minutes, we get to wish her hippo bird bay
Whenever I hear “crusader” in the context of a right winger, I cringe. But TRex, calling MM a “crusader for human rights” is priceless.
Bring on the camps, right Michelle? Then they’ll all be safe.
TexB @ 32
We leave tomorrow morning. Pups went to board today.
I’ll stick around for the stroke of midnight, and then I gotta go * poof *
Alfred Kelgarries @ 25
Sure is! Now, yer fureva Tagged!!! ;-)
Evening, gang.
Can you all see what’s going on in that picture at the top of the post?
Suzanne @ 33
Cake’s on TexBetsy…
I have a new post up today about the Bong Hits 4 Jesus case.
Why does OfJesse get to issue “challenges” to liberal bloggers, anyway? I have a challenge for you, Michelle: go the fuck away!
Bear up a tree?
TRex @ 42
It’s a bear, ain’t it?
TRex @ 42
Cute little bear up a tree?
Alfred Kelgarries @ 25
You are bookmarked – looking forward to the journey.
demi @ 46
Run up that tree by a wee orange kitteh.
It seemed poetic to me.
Can’t see the pic well TRex. Sorry.
Petro — was the pie OK or do you really need cheesecake?
Looks like a bear up a tree, and another small mammal at the bottom…. ?
Oh, and there’s a kitty that’s treed the bear! Is Michelle the bear, or the kitty, TRex?
LoudounLib @ 52
Tree’d baaar…
While Rupert Murdock was holding two fund-raisers for Hillary Clinton this month, Schumer was doing regular business with hedge fund managers.
Serpents breathing on an open fire ……
TeddySanFran @ 53
Larisa = kitteh
Malkin = bear
It’s a kitteh? Kittehs rool ;-)
(putting on glasses) didn’t see the wee orange kitty, TRex. *wicked laugh* very nice
TRex,
We’ll take your word for it.
I’m really having trouble following you pups tonight.
Plz, s’plain the poetry.
Pretty plz?
Cats rule. No conscience, quick, and sharp claws.
LoudounLib @ 56
Cute kitties and puppies here. (Skip past the truck.)
LoudounLib @ 40
Sure, when it turns back into a pumpkin? I thought it starts the celebration… Being the eve, ‘course, T, started his celebrations a tad early, but we won’t fuss!!! 8-)
TRex, I went and read through MM’s piece, and I’ve got a question for you. In the title, MM says “a challenge to Rosie O’Donnell and her ilk”.
How did Rosie get an ilk, and where does she keep it?
Okay, I get it. Finally. And I’m drinking my tea tonight. Damn good thing it’s nuttin’ stronger.
TeddySanFran @ 45
Seconded!!
TexB @ 51
Mmmmp mmmf gmmmmmp … vigorously nodding head over mountain of Eye- queem and warm pie …
There’s another cute kitteh right here
Mutant Poodle @ 59
And yet …. you are not the mutant cat.
We bears object to the inclusion of OfJesse, but will allow this artistic license.
demi @ 35
Um … dog day afternoon ?!! *g*
Glenn Greenwald new book update:
Now No. 41 on Amazon.com book sales
Peterr @ 62
In the refrigerated section. On sale — 25% off the price of the milk.
This “ilk” word is popular over there — papa bear Bill Orally uses it too.
lurcher @ 14
the piece made me laugh out loud 3 times
A little late night music for my friends here..
.meowwwwwww
His name tonight is Chewvenile Delinquent!
TexB @ 67
No, but the cat is the mutant poodle.
It’s almost a zen koan.
There’s a Red Ilk farm just beyond the city limits of my town. Maybe she gets them here in western CO?
demi @ 75
Purrfect.
TeddySanFran @ 73
Having lived for a time in Wyoming, I hear that word and think of an old ranch hand I knew who was always talking about the wildlife that strolled by his place. “An’ then this one mornin’, jest as ah wuz havin’ my cuppa coffee on th’ porch, here comes this ol’ ilk with his great big rack o’ antlers, walkin’ up the road jest liken he owned the place.”
I’ve read Part 3 of the Cheney Chronicles, and its entire point seems to be how the Veep outfoxed Bush on his desire for lower capital gains taxes in taxcut package number two.
This article reads as if it may be a surprise to only one person that these events unfolded the way they did. Unfortunately, that person who may be surprised is the President.
Incidentally, did anyone catch the back-and-forth between Olbermann and Richard Wolffe — that the Vice President has only one person to please, but that person, the President, can’t fire him? I think that’s especially ominous after reading tomorrow’s installment.
OK, sort of on topic…ladies, keep the undies to yourselves..
Evening all. Plucking the low hanging fruit again I see, TRex. Whatever would you do without MalKKKin, Perfesser Outhouse, and the other mental midgets weighing down the right? Always good for a cheap laugh.
DrDick @ 82
Evenin’, Dr.D!
Mutant Poodle @ 82
Mmmmm, Tom Jones…oh man, I am really showing my age!
Hey DrD!
My I’m King Of The Hill and The Total Boss Cat will NOT come in the house since the Brindle Boy came home from the pound…
I don’t have a photo of my guy, but here is an internet shot of his Kind.
Brindle Hound
Cute, huh?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr….on to the bedroom…………grrrrrr…mmmmmm….comforter…mmmmm…down comforter………weeeeee…..grr…grrr…..that was fun…what is all that fluffy white stuff everywhere……..spit….grrrrrr….weeee….
Uh. Oh.
The car.
Hi Dr D.
TRex, you changed the pic?
DrDick @ 83
Their own idiocy is my most powerful weapon against them.
Tom Jones!!!!
Sigh,,,,
Okay, there’s also a bear in the photo uptop. In addition to kitties, there should be bear links.
Here’s one.
Here’s another.
TexB @ 89
Yeah, it wasn’t clear enough what was going on.
And this one kind of says it all.
TSF – Cheney3 wapo sure paints Bush with the old the old image of the My Pet Goat President.
demi @ 46
Full grown bear treed by a cat. I saw the story (and video) when it first appeared on the net some time ago. If you look close you can see the cat at the foot of the tree.
Hey, the bear/kitty photo went away, while I went link-searching for bears!
TeddySanFran @ 81
True, Bush can’t fire him, but if he were well and truly pissed with him, he could change the locks at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Out here in the Bay Area, there was a recalitrant player for the Oakland Raiders who didn’t particularly want to come to practice, who bitched at the coach for not getting his way, and basically acting like a spoiled brat saying in essence, “I make 10 times more than the coach — why should I listen to him.”
The coach benched his ass — made him suit up, sit down, and watch. For several weeks.
Bush may not be able to fire Cheney, but if he wanted to, he could cut Cheney out of a lot of the power conversations. “Dick, there’s this funeral I’d like you to attend, while we’re handling the budget negotiations . . .”
It’s not going to happen, of course, but it’d be fun to see.
LS @ 91
So, music soothes the savage beast … *g*
Great post by Ms. Marcy as usual. This was a very professional bitch-slap of Tom Maguire with a side of snark thrown in. Then he is dumb enough to show up and argue in the comments. No need to tell you who comes out the victor in this one struggle between Reality and Dimension X. Worth a visit.
Retire Maguire!
TRex, material alert… I tuned into Tweety for about forty five seconds this afternoon and he is resurrecting AnnC with threats of a full hour with her on tomorrows show..
It’s an early night for me. Peace, everyone!
G’night Peterr
Petrocelli @ 70
No, a Three Dog Night!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDpVS7D9AJs
Second reference by Gellman & Becker to this topic:
From Sunday:
No details yet, and my question about whether this happened pre- or post-Harriet was not selected for today’s chat. So the question remains: Was Dick responsible for the Miers fiasco, or for the save?
Night Peterr.
Night Peterr
peaceful sleep, peterr
G’night PeterR
Mutant Poodle – Jinx! (me at #75)
I saw Tom sing at a WB Party I went to – I know, what kind of a Party has Tom as the entertainment? It was eleven years ago…doing the math…1996? And, there were panties flying. And, he was Fabulous!
apropos, but only for the kitty fans out there
Eureka Springs @ 100
Guess they finally fished her out of that Miami crack house. Oh, joy. Oh, rapture.
birthday lady — check your facebook mail :) :) :)
plugging your ears with your fingers and going, “LA LA LA LA LA LA!!”
I used to work with a lady who would actually put an index finger in each ear canal an say “LA LA LA” until I stopped talking. This behavior could be initiated by benign things like asking questions. I am very curious and would ask things like: “Did Pteradons ride in Noah’s Ark or did they fly above and land only at feeding time?” LA LA LA LA LA LA…no shit and this woman was educated.
Eureka Springs @ 100
Where’s Buffy and a wooden stake when you need one, dammit!
Cassie, just did that — thank you! :-)
Steve @ 111
Last person I knew who did that was in the 2nd grade.
TRex @ 109
Means she is on an extended happy talkative period followed by a bitchy talkative period.
sucks big time.
Sorry, only time for a quick swim tonight.
Linky for part 3, anyone?
TRex @ 110
Worse yet, Tweety was exhorting us with; “She sells Books, Folks!” Hello!!!
Alright, gang, heading to the grocery store and then home. See you all in a bit.
Does Ann Coulter really do crack? Is she an addict?
Hey Loudon Lib! Hope you haven’t turned into a pumpkin yet. Want to wish you a big old happy birthday from — well, don’t mean to be presumptious here but I do believe I AM yer nearest geographical fdl friend.
Which means that if boosh et al succeed in destroying the world……we may at least be companions in the same underground shelter. I promise to bring a can opener.
Part 3 linky
oddmommy @ 121
Thanks oddmommy! Yes, I believe you and I are very close geographically — only one county over!
I am sure Greenspan doesn’t take this personally. ;>)
From the WaPo:
Cheney had to make sure money got put in Halliburton’s pockets.
WaPoO chatz tomorrow; questions accepted anytime!
Michael Abramowitz at 11am eastern
Supreme Court Reporter Robert Barnes on the latest 5-4 decisions at 11am eastern
Opinionist Eugene Robinson at 2pm eastern
On another note, I just received a response from the FCC, and they are looking into my complaint about Tweety’s swear on the air –
heh
Part 3 was written for the Wall Street types.
Happy Birthday, LL.
Thanks for the linky, Suzanne.
bg @ 117
Here ya go
Evening all,
Last week Hugh had some really funny comments and a trackback (oh I’m so stupid, you know, when his name is underlined) of crimes of the Bush administration. It was a long, long, list. I can’t seem to find it — help anyone?
Christine
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LL !!!!!!
(sorry for the screaming)
Thank you bg!
And you too Cassie :-)
Happy Birthday, LL. Here’s to many more :)
LL!!! Feliz Cumpleanos!!!
Happy Birthday LL!
hippo birdy, LL
gotta run — good night all, and thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes!
p.s. — you all are THE BEST!
* poof *
LoudounLib @ 138
Ya, we know! *g*
LoudounLib @ 123
Happy Birthday..I am only 1200 miles west of Wegman’s. Do the have good B-Day Cakes?
Steve @ 140
Aunt Betsy HAS the birthday cake silly.
Wegman’s!!! ooohhh!
SnarKassandra @ 142
My Bad!! Senility isn’t all that is cracked up to be.
Speaking of bears, I don’t know if any of you saw this over at TBogg’s place. I thought you might it amusing (I know I did).
AZ Matt @ 140
Hey AZ Matt … any updates on the effort to recall McCain ?
TeddySanFran @ 104
I do not know the facts. But I will say this: whosever idea it was to nominate Harriet to the SCt, and whatever their underlying, um, “logic” was — it was one of the purely stupidest moves of the entire bush presidency, and that’s saying a lot.
When a situation arises about which George Will, Ann Psychoulter and I agree…..well, that’s some f****d up sh*t.
Which leads me to believe, that little dubya dreamed it up, all by his lonesome, while the rovemeister was running away from Patrick the Fitz and cheney was…..well, I don’t know…….maybe researching medieval interrogation techniques?
DrDick @ 145
Wow, I love barely averted misunderstandings!
Holy Frak! From Part three:
“[Cheney] even orchestrated a decision to let a GOP senator switch parties — giving control of the chamber to Democrats — rather than meet the senator’s demand for billions of dollars in new spending.”
Lincoln Chafee was CHENEY’S SOCK PUPPET???
WTF?????
oddmommy, I agree that Harriet was all-Georgie. So was he also rebelling, do you think, from Daddy-Dick’s ideas for SCOTUS?
TeddySanFran @ 148
I used to live a few blocks from Boys’ Town in Chicago. Lots of those kinds of “misunderstanding” going on all the time. Especially with all the tourists around Wrigley Field in the summer.
Christine Edmonson @ 129
Hugh’s list of Bush scandals. If you remember that name it is first on a google search that way.. also Hugh updates it frequently.
Alfred Kelgarries @ 149
Jeffords.
Alfred Kelgarries @ 149
read on, it’s Jeffords
OK, now I’m signing off. Be well, everyone. Happy Birthday, LL, even in your poofed absence.
Night MP.
g’nite MP
Alfred Kelgarries @ 149
AK … perhaps you might want to bring your comments from the previous thread @ 8:06 p.m. over to this thread.
Mutant Poodle @ 155
Good night. Cassie’s waving at ya too.
From WaPo:
For some funny reason she thinks Fred Thompson should replace Cheney. Go figure.
Perhaps that is why Thompson hasn’t declared yet.
AZ Matt @ 160
So who’s the conscience of this GOP?
Petrocelli @ 146
I haven’t heard anything in awhile. The AZ GOP is the group pushing that.
TRex @ 93
No wonder I didn’t know what you guys were talking about.
So who’s the conscience of this GOP?
Ayn Rand
newtonusr @ 162
She thinks John Warner of VA will do the deed. Pussies, the lot of them, they don’t have the huevos to do it.
spinoza @ 165
Which is the same as saying they have none.
spurious @ 164
But now the bear pic is back. Hit refresh.
G’nite!
Sally Quinn has writ it; it must be so.
Cheney is toast.
Interesting that, as of 12:00am, this piece has not been assigned a page number in tomorrow’s paper….
Warner who just announced he is not seeking another term, that Warner?
Night Cassie.
nite cassie
Outkewt THIS one . . *G*
Hey guys,
O/T and just popping in to let you all know Glenn Greenwald’s book is now, ta da,
Wow! Nothing like firepup support for patriots!!! doin’ a little happy dance.
back to topic now…
Christine Edmonson says
Eureka Springs @ 152
Thank you so much, Eureka Springs.“g”
Suzanne @ 170
ding!…
Suzanne @ 170
No announcement yet; just more rumors. But yes, that Warner. She makes the comparison to the brave Goldwater, who led the GOP Senators up Pennsylvania Avenue to 1600, in 1974, to tell Nixon to resign.
It’s afoot.
AZ Matt @ 160
Oh, man, I don’t see this as anything but wishful thinking, but I wish it was real. I think if 16 Republican senators came to Reid and Pelosi and said if you impeach him, we’ll vote to convict, impeachment would be back on the table pretty quick.
But beyond the obvious direct benefits, there’s the hilarious idea that the rest of them can somehow blame Cheney for everything and walk away from it. I’d just love to watch them as they discovered they’d sacrificed the Dark Lord for nothing.
AZ Matt @ 166
Maybe that is why Warner is not seeking Reelection in ‘08!
Suzanne @ 170
Today, another group of party elders, led by Sen. John Warner of Virginia, could well do the same. They could act out of concern for our country’s plummeting reputation throughout the world, particularly in the Middle East.
Yup, that Warner.
Hi, Doggies, Can I come in for a quick swim? Forgive me for my absence?
I have a little problem and I thought you guys would be the best help I could get. It goes like this:
I have a Republican father. No, I’m not asking for a hit on him, TRex! The problem is the “joke” he emailed me today. It goes like this:
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
Here’s a little test to help you decide:
“You’re walking down the street with your wife and kids when suddenly an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you screams obsenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds to respond.”
Democrats’ answer:
“Well that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look oppressed? Or poor? What have I done to deserve the attack? Can we run away? What does my wife think? The kids? What does the law say? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway? And what kind of message does this send to society, and to my children? We need to raise taxes and have a weed and paint day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such antisocial behavior.”
Republicans’ Answer”
“BANG!”
Southerners’ Answer:
“BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter:”Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester silvertips, or the hollow points?”
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You ain’t takin’ that to the taxidermist!
—
Now, bearing in mind that I hope to inherit someday, anybody got any ideas how to repond? I’ve already discarded “Yo’ Mama!”, cause, you know, I like my grandmother.
Help?
larue @ 173
My html tag to a photobucket image isn’t showing . . lil help???
larue, i’ll go look (stepping behind curtain – be right back)
Suzanne @ 170
Damn, I’m slow in typing! I think he also knows he won’t win re-election! Internal polls must point out the obvious to him, as well!!! *g*
larue not all of the html transferred over to your link.. wanna try again?
Redshift @ 178
And they think that Cheney will just say OK, bye? He cares not one bit what people think of him, and he can probably blackmail any or all of them with his NSA intercepts, so why, again, would he listen to them?
Christine E – sometimes, if you click on the quote this button twice, it will double quote the comment you are trying to comment. If it is slow bringing it down to the reply box, and you click it again, it will also post twice.
conniptionfit, I have learned to ignore such missives, as you must also. Responding, whether in rage, sorrow, or puzzlement, only encourages them.
Glenn Greenwald new book update:
A Tragic Legacy: How a Good vs. Evil Mentality Destroyed the Bush Presidency
is now No. 28 at Amazon.com
conniptionfit @ 181
Just remind him that John Kerry charged his attackers in Vietnam, Jim Webb is carrying his service with pride, Bob Kerrey won the Medal of Honor. How many deferments did Dick Cheney get? Mitt Romney? Newt Gingrich? etc. The Prez couldn’t even finish is National Guard service.
conniptionfit:
I sympathize. Mostly I smile wanly and bob my head at my GOP dad. But since it’s your dad, I would reply that a republican wouldn’t be walking down the street, they would be driving a Humvee full of premium gas and run the guy over, and then shoot him. It doesn’t ring true to be walking down the street or to be walking anywhere with his family. He on the damn cellphone with his stock broker.
I’m looking forward to more clever responses to your predicament.
neurophius @ 189
Hey, you missed my happy dance above!
][
(I’m hoping that looks like a knuckle bash)
SnarKassandra @ 115
Last person I knew who did that is now President of the US.
SnarKassandra @ 168
Thanks, Cassie. Night.
TeddySanFran @ 188
I have to agree with Teddy on this. My father was also a Republican and there were times when I just had to let things slide. think of it as similar to when he farts at the dinner table.
connipionfit-
Does your dad carry a gun himself?
Christine E, the fabulous Mod Squad (up in Mod Tower #2) fixed your double quoted comment. Hard refresh your page to see.
Teddy, love ya dude, but I’m all finished takin’ shit from anyone for being a librul. Az Matt and do-so-do: Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!
TeddySanFran @ 188
TSF…I’m agog. I was thinking you, of all people, would offer something pithy, witty, a Dorothy Parker bon mot or two. Instead…wisdom.
We must listen, grasshoppah conniptionfit. We must listen.
TeddySanFran @ 150
dunno. Suppose it’s a possibility…..but the WaPo series was the first I’d heard that His Dickedness was, er…….inserting himself into that particular process.
In any event, we may horrify our own selves by imagining who — or WHAT — the dickster might have had in mind, in lieu of lady harriet….
Conniptionfit, perhaps then you should let your dad know that you two are just going to have to disagree on the subject and ask that he not forward those types of emails to you.
Suzanne @ 187
Thanks Suzanne — I’m a real reophyte here. Please forgive my errors.
Christine
Valley Girl @ 195
Nope. Dad just has Dirty Harry fantasies.
Suzanne @ 200
That seems wise.
It was the first I’d heard of Cheney’s involvement in SCOTUS picking as well; the authors have mentioned it twice now, and declined an opportunity to expand (in chatz) on their statement in Sunday’s piece. So, I wonder: is it misinformation meant to tarnish Dick with another major W failure, like all his other authorships?
Did anyone ever find out what that Cheney dude is building under the Naval Observatory?
TexB @ 204
I concur.
oddmommy @ 147
Actually, it was Harry Reid’s idea.
Not sure if that flips it from stupid to brilliant, though I suppose one must entertain the possibility.
Christine Edmonson @ 202
Not a problem. Late Nite threads are great for learning the how to’s. Many of us started out as newbies here.
sorry, do-si-do, I’m still lagging behind, trying to catch up with current comments. I sent that before I read yours.
Christine Edmonson @ 202
Okay you long-suffering lakers, I’m done with the first part of the third Wapoo article on darth cheney. Linky.
This is MUCH harder than I thought it would be. And I thank everyone who caught my mistake about Chafee, it was of course Jeffords. But still, us libruls were all over that, pattin ourselfs on the back, and it was CHENEY the whole time, saving a few buck. Dayam.
And Suzanne, can you guide me as to how to bring the comments forward. My brain is still in Darthland and not real shart at the mo…
A Bit OT, But The Kewt Kritters/Kitteh’s Stuff Got Me Goin . .
Lemme try this again:
Here’s Kewt!!!!
Thanks Suz, just took me a bit to figger out . . I’m not all that HTML hip . . .
Daughter:”Nice grouping Daddy! Were those the Winchester silvertips, or the hollow points?”
NRA PC alert! Southern Republican doesn’t know that Silvertips are hollow points!
conniptionfit @ 203
Conniptionfit:
You could also fight fire with fire; to wit:
What’s the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo, each animal exhibit has a card at the front that contains the animal’s name. In a Southern zoo, each animal exhibit has a card at the front that contains the animal’s name…and a recipe.
Thanks Suzanne — I’m a real neophyte here. Please forgive my errors. Geeze, I’m so embarrassed.
Christine, don’t be embarrassed at all. Look, we all didn’t start off knowing how to do HTML and that other gobbidly gook that transfers typed stuff into the tubes.
It was months of commenting before I even attempted to do fancy smancy stuff like bold or italics. Much less quote a comment or (gasp) attempt to do a link. Late Nite is a great place to learn how to do all that, especially late late nite threads.
conniptionfit @ 203
yep, that’s what I thought. middle ground, tell him that the joke was kinda funny in an offbeat way. And, of course, that any one who was an expert gunsman, and who had a gun at hand, might draw his gun if his family were being threatened on the street. But, someone with a knife is much slower in reaching their target than someone with a gun. An expert shot at least. Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight… etc. But, again, maybe it is wiser not to respond…
conniptionfit at 181, sigh, the folks who say to ignore are right, but my inner neener-neener-gotcha-back-self would be fantasizing about sending this in reply:
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s president of the United States.”
ooops,
I messed up my little quip in your quote. My mouthwash ain’t cuttin’ it.
conniptionfit @ 198
I was watching KO, hence the late response … send him an e-mail with the caption,
“The 5 Greatest Republican Jokes” … attach pics of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Abu & McCain … *g*
Then, send him another e-mail with the caption, “The Greatest Republican Mind Today” along with a pic of Barney … tee hee hee …
Finally send him a third e-mail with the message, “Do you surrender yet? *g*
Alfred Kelgarries @ 212
Go back to the thread that has the comment you wish to bring forward. Quote that comment. Cut the quoted comment from the old thread’s box and paste it into the new thread’s submit reply box.
Scroll all the way down and make sure you are at the very end before typing any comment.
voila – easy as pie.
NewDealFarmGrrrlll @ 219
That actually might do the job (and its actually funny).
neurophius @ 210
No problemo. I posted right away too without checking. Kinda exciting, eh?
I’m going to follow up with my local library, too, as others have suggested…though, I must say, the scandal shelf is getting pretty full at all our branches…
Send this to dad:
Bush Bumper Stickers:
1. Bush: End of an Error
2. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
3. Let’s Fix Democracy in this Country First
4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President.
7. Of Course It Hurts: You’re Getting Screwed by an Elephant
8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
10. Impeachment: It’s Not Just for Bl*wj*bs Anymore
11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
12. They Call Him “W”, So He Can Spell It
13 Whose God Do You Kill For?
14. Jail to the Chief!
15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
16. Bush: God’s Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap.
17. Bad President! No Banana.
18. We Need a President Who’s Fluent In At Least One Language.
19. We’re Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them.
20 Is It Vietnam or Korea Yet?
21. Bush Doesn’t Care About White People, Either.
22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
24. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too.
25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46.
26. Pray For Impeachment.
27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
28. What Part of “Bush Lied” Don’t You Understand?
29. One Nation Under Clod
30. 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified 2007
31. Bush Never Exhaled
32. At Least Nixon Resigned
larue @ 213
That’s adorable! send it in to Cute Overload and The Daily Puppy!
In Malkins’ World you either support her and Emporer Cheney and Cheney’s trained Chimp or you support Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, The Taliban and Al Qaeda.
In her mind there is no possible way to dislike them all.
-GSD
NewDealFarmGrrrlll @ 218
Thank you for the late night laugh. I will sleep with a smile on my face.
NewDealFarmGrrrlll @ 218
Yes! Yes, yes!
Is my comment being moderated?
Sixstringslingr @ 216
How many Texans does it take to barbeque an armadillo?
Three: one to turn the spit and two to watch for on-coming traffic.
Petrocelli @ 220
Savin’ that for last of all! Thanks guys, I so need the laugh!
conniptionfit @ 180
Oh, I’m gonna go to hell for this:
Point to the nearest Republican and scream, “BUSH! GEORGE BUSH!”
wigwam @ 231
a-hem!! some liberal texans on this very thread!
Freed, Tex still unsure why it was caught in the filters. Perhaps due to length of one sentence paragraphs. That is a common spam tactic.
TeddySanFran @ 73
I hate the I word. I know good people use is, but it makes me puke. Which is what the I word sounds like.
TexB @ 233
Yes’m and librul Texans are smart enough to move the armadillo off the road before they cook it.
TexB @ 232
Dad ain’t Texan, he won’t get it.
Loo Hoo. @ 236
It makes me ilk.
-GSD
NewDealFarmGrrrlll-
Thanks for that- I just emailed it to a friend who is a total aficionado of great jokes. It’s only the second one I’ve emailed him in the past 10 years!
Suzanne @ 217
Because Late Nite has particularly kind and gentle mods.
OK y’all. Very funny bumper stickers at 9:59 (pacific time!) if you hit re-fresh.
TexB @ 242
I have one on my rig that says, ” Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot,” and another that says, “Bipartisanship: I’ll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.”
I just sent that Texas joke to my relatives who are contemplating moving there (knowing them, I think it would be a mistake).
Any more good (or bad) Texas jokes I could send?
(Sorry, Betsy, but as a lawyer I heard an awful lot of lawyer jokes, and I never heard one that did not remind me of at least one lawyer I knew. Surely the same rule applies to Texans…)
Because Late Nite has particularly kind and gentle mods.
aw shucks, kicking dirt, face blushing, thank you teddy – but the thanks really do belong to the mod squad – they did the actual fix :) i just explained
TexB @ 242
Just finished reading them all. They’re grrrreat! I’m copying them for future reference. I saw one in that 70s VW style typeface.
Nixon Now.
It just cracked me for some reason.
Thanks!
Alfred Kelgarries @ 149
No, Jeffers, Jeffress, something like that, AK.
JGabriel @ 232
The least probable/valid thing in your surroundings is the guy who posed the question. So, shoot him!
neurophius @ 244
I don’t know what your relatives are like, but one of my hubby’s very feisty and very liberal and northern aunts moved to Houston expressly to register blacks to vote. No shrinking violet, she.
Loo Hoo. @ 247
Jeffords. I was so stunned I just grabbed the first liberal rethug name I could think of. That is still the wierdest political tidbit I’ve heard in a decade…if true, of course…
TexB @ 242
Mahalo, Ma’am! I was rolling! I’d seen some, but that was kewl!!! 8-)
CTuttle @ 251
Cassie’s posting the whole list on her blog tomorrow, after everyone gets a chance to read her important articles. :)
That analysis on Jeffords sounds a tad funky. It makes it sound as if that was the desired outcome. It was Cheney being a big Dick and letting the consequences be damned.
Jeffords was no sock puppet and he was literally shunned by the Whitehouse and most of the Republicans as a result of his switch.
-GSD
New post upstairs!
GSD @ 253
And at least Jeffords wasn’t pimping for a defense plant or some shit project.
Evening, all. Feels good to be home.
I am getting too old for these less-than-48-hour transcontinental round trips. Ten hours of flying (LA to Toronto and back) for a 2 1/2 hour meeting.
And if that weren’t bad enough, my reading on the plane coming back tonight included Sy Hersh’s New Yorker article on the shit-canning of the Abu Ghraib investigation, and Scott Horton’s Harper’s article on the Bushite assault in the rule of law.
Still haven’t gotten to the Supreme Court opinion in Freedom From Religion. Can’t hardly wait.
Yeah, I’m in a fine frame of mind. Can’t you tell?
burnspbesq @ 256
lotsa jokes on this thread. welcome home.
burnspbesq @ 256
Has been a rather bad few years for the rule of law hasn’t it? This last week seems to hve been unusually tortuous.
TexB @ 242
*snort, gasp* I thought we were friends. Where was the spew alert? ;~)
“Like a rock. Only dumber.” *chokes on tea again*
Peterr @ 38
Wasn’t that largely the attitude of the Salem citizens who burned “witches” at the stake? Weren’t they saying, in effect, “By burning this person alive, let’s free this poor possessed child from the devil.”
Good to know the Republicans have advanced past that.
Just thought you’d all like to know that we’re at war with Iran according to Ace.
“Iranian Forces Sited Crossing Iraq Border; “We are in a full on war with Iran — but nobody has officially declared it.”—Ace
http://ace.mu.nu/
The source of this alarming news is the Murdoch owned, London tabloid “The Sun”. If you go their web page right now you can also get hip to the “Potter Stars Fags and Booze Confessions”.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/
But here’s the point. After reading Ace’s historic and startling post, I was moved by the surprising humanity displayed by some of his readers. I think Michelle might be on to something.
“Can someone explain to me why they weren’t rendered into worm food by an AC-130? I’m not understanding this nuance thing.”
Posted by: Purple Avenger
“I definitely concur that we need to bomb the fuck out of iran but im saying bush doesnt have the balls to do it.” Posted by: Steven C
“Agreed, if we do not hit Iran, this entire administration will be a failure al la Carter”. Posted by: viperdisorder
Michelle’s wants us to peel the onion. To see that these are good people. Really, they are. It doesn’t seem like it, but they care. It’s sort like a battered wife defending her abusive spouse. And it seems Michelle also thinks that slapping people around and threatening annihilation demonstrates compassion and humanity. Go figure.
i read the post at her site when it first came up, and i thought the same thing. she acts so snotty and thinks she is some kind of human rights savior. if she wants to be like that, she needs to apologize for writing “In Defense of Internment”
Dan Solis @ 262
Dysfunction, Denial, Intellectual hogwash offered by inept Americans who should reread America’s history in securing oil reserves. Just like the drunk who continues to drinnk while his liver rots, the utter inconsitency with American principles in Iraq is absurd. Its odious like a decomposing corpse, the rational offered by those in denial, addicted to the black gold and brainwashed by MSM, commericails and the irrational intillments of corporate America. Just like cigaretts and alcohol,it is all about money not life!!!!