althouse fingerTrue to form, that lovable loon Anodyne Outhouse has fallen back on her usual, “It was a joke! Don’t you people know a joke when you see one?” defense in the face of the blogging world’s overwhelmingly negative response to her Freudian analysis of Hillary Clinton’s new campaign video. Just as she did with her “Boobgate” assault on Jessica Valenti, Miz Althouse has tried to put the whole mess to bed by posting about it repeatedly today, all day, spinning and spinning. For you see, the whole thing was a mind-control experiment, yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket:

See that phrase “I doubt if any blogger will disagree with my assertion”? That’s an awfully cheap trick, a way to prod bloggers to write about the post. But nobody with any decent readership is dumb enough to say Althouse is crazy to think everyone will agree with that. Right?

I’m saying outright: Come on, everybody, into the vortex. And in they hop. It’s an anti-Althousiana fest. I love it!

Yes, apparently the joke is on us for calling her stupidity stupid and her craziness crazy. Oh, curse you, you clever vixen! Fie! Fie upon me!

Of course, there’s a second post, and a third, because, you know, to the preening narcissist, any kind of attention, even blazingly negative attention, is like crack. She’s on a binge, god help us all. Hide the spoons.

Like last night, I’m afraid that the pithiest take on her lunacy is actually afforded to us by one of her commenters:

Verso said…
 
Ann,
Sometime you should do a post talking about how you feel being a laughing stock and target of nearly universal mockery and derision.
 
I’m impressed that you are willing to destroy your own reputation, and convince 95% of your readers beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are batshit insane and out of your freaking gourd. Simply for a one or two day bump in traffic!
 
You know what people never do?
 
They never link to your threads because they are insightful and interesting.
 
You are a raving spectacle. A clown. And an enormous source of entertainment.
 
Pleeeeease keep posting your lunatic rantings, Ann. I have become hooked on them.
5:55 PM

It’s true. The only people who link to Outhouse because they think she’s clever are Perfesser and Mrs. Instapundit, and next to those two, bowls of day-old cole slaw are fairly brimming with cleverness and trenchant wit.

So sad.

And as for my own contribution, the Lesser Perfesser has this to say:

UPDATE: And the Instapundit link is overwhelmed by a Crooks and Liars link, by the darling John Amato, who also linked to his pal, the socially awkward TRex. Remember, I had my encounter with TRex and John Amato at the CNN party on election night, and John Amato was a sweet, warm guy. I enjoyed meeting him. I don’t begrudge him defending the Democrats’ last President. But he’s soooooo far above the grouchy little prick TRex. Thanks, John, for sending me all this traffic, and I still love you.

My god, I have already explained this repeatedly, but I will reiterate one more time for the cognitively impaired.

Ms. Althouse, I am perfectly capable of being delightfully charming to people who aren’t painfully superficial, GOP-talking-point-spewing pawns to the Right Wing Blogosphere. Ask (”SUPERSTAR!”) Mary Katherine Ham, who says I was perfectly friendly to her on the very night in question, right up until I found out who she was, at which point I politely excused myself and discreetly threw up into a wastebasket.

You carry water for the Right. You launch appallingly vicious attacks against other women writers. You seem to have an unhealthy fixation on what’s lurking in President Clinton’s boxer-briefs, but that may be the single interesting thing about you. (That and your usefulness to us on “The Angry Left” as an amusing case-study in Severe CDS.) Why on earth would I be interested in trying to make friends with you? Go find some Manorexic hairdresser to be your Happy Gay Elf.

And stay off my lawn!

Good night.

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