giuliani-on-libby.jpgHe wants his hobgoblins back.

Does it really take the wrath of God to refresh this man’s recollection on where he stood the day before? At the debates on Tuesday night, as we all know by now, just as Giuliani was trying to rationalize being labelled “Pontius Pilate” by a Roman Catholic bishop decrying Rudy’s stance on abortion, lightning blew out CNN’s sound system in New Hampshire (although truth be told, that might have been a delayed strike by God at Wolf Blitzer for hogging so much of the air time). Undeterred by not one, but two, threats from the heavens, Giuliani pressed his case that being for abortion even though he hates it (he HATES it, precious!), taking abortion or leaving it in the hands of strict constructionist judges is a worthy platform upon which a conservative Republican can stand.

So you’d think by this time, Giuliani might have processed the meteorological warnings about pandering to special interest groups, but sadly, no. The latest equivocation? Attaturk at Rising Hegemon snagged a tasty morsel this morning, identifying this week’s extra special Giuliani flipflop.

From Attaturk’s place, Rudy on Scooter (er…sorry for that visual):

“I think what the judge did today [to Scooter Libby] argues more in favor of a pardon because this is excessive punishment,” Giuliani said.

[my emphasis]

So according to former United States Attorney Rudy Giuliani, perjury and obstruction of justice do not warrant jail time. If not that, then what? Possession of medicinal marijuana? Jaywalking? Double-parking the car while you wait for the street cleaners to come through?

HOWever, twenty years ago (albeit an aeon in Giuliani years), Rudy stood on the other side of the razor wire fence:

The United States Attorney in Manhattan, Rudolph W. Giuliani, declared yesterday that the one-year prison sentence that a Queens judge received for perjury was ‘’somewhat shocking.”

A sentence of one year seemed to me to be very lenient,” Mr. Giuliani said, when asked to comment on the sentence imposed Wednesday on Justice Francis X. Smith, the former Queens administrative judge.

Now would you pay $9.95? By the way, no word on whether Justice Smith hewed to any particular political affiliation that might have influenced The Flipflopinator-to-be.

And yes, right there during the debate, Greg Sargent caught Rudy in another Giulianism, in which he proved that he was against English as the official U.S. language before he was for it. Because back when he was the mortal mayor of just a culturally diverse city, not Captain America’s Mayor, he had a constituency that was . . . how you say . . . tinted brown, with a decidedly foreign accent. It was a no-brainer for Mayor Giuliani.

And as per usual, the contradiction hardly troubles the media. Not one of Giuliani’s positions is worth dried camel spittle because he tosses them aside as soon as he’s finished sucking the marrow out of them, but that doesn’t bother Wolf and Matthews and the Beltway Pundits. Media morons transfixed by Giuliani’s “Big Daddy” image are so busy thumbing through their thesauruses (thesauri?) looking up synonyms for “heroic” that they don’t even notice the inconsistency. And really, the man’s inconsistency is the only thing consistent about him.

So, come on, Rudy. I dare you to take just ONE platform issue and stick with it. Just one. Show Ralph Waldo up.  It can’t be that difficult, even for a mean little mind like yours.

Otherwise I’m gonna bust out the flowcharts.

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