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Newsflash: Women have desire.
They even have orgasms.
They are subjects in their own right, and not mere objects for the pleasure of men.
Men do not own women's wombs and have no right to force them into childbirth.
The inside DC pundit class is all atwitter with speculation about whether or not Hillary Clinton has sex, and when, and what kind. Meh. Do we really need psychosexually distorted ex-altar boys like Chris Matthews and Tim Russert speculating on what might be going on, you know, down there all through the presidential nomination season? Ick. Oh, and let's not forget perpetual Clinton trash diving stalker Jeff Gerth in our Pocket Pool Hall of Shame.
Look, I definitely have my differences with Senator Clinton politically. Here, for example, is a legitimate criticism of her candidacy. But successful women are more than accustomed to a very familiar refrain, getting tagged by terrified men with words like controlling, ambitious, victimized and methodical: all familiar code words for bitch.
As I was drafting this piece, I saw that Matt Stoller had just published his own set of rules for talking about the Clinton candidacy, and good for him. But generally, what the hell is it about women's sexuality that scares the bejeebus out of so many men, especially right wingers?
Ever heard this old joke?
QUESTION: What is the definition of a "slut?"ANSWER: Someone who's having more sex than you are. And liking it!
I'd say someone should just do the country a patriotic service and get these blow dried C1*L1S keystone commandos laid, but really, there are some things no one should ever be asked to do for their country. In other words, Pantysniffing Pervert, you're on your own.
Anyway, PJ Harvey, in the clip above, is prettty damn cool, if you ask me.
So, here's where I'd like to take the discussion tonight. Ladies, now's your chance: tell us tonight about your Worst. Lay. Evah.
Let's expose the failures of the preternaturally pathetic Priapus wannabes littering the country, our televisions and the right wingnuttosphere.
You have the floor.
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ZeD☼
2nd
Good EEEEE-ven-ingggg.
boing boing boing (full twisting one and a half forward somersault, no splash)
g’evening all.
Republican. Fundie. Cop.
no further explanation needed.
Not allowed to stay. Brother will freak out. Off to read. See y’all tomorrow.
Evenin’ Pach, evenin’ everyone. This should be interesting!
Gingerly eases his aching body into the healing waters of the Lake. Ahhhhhhh! Evening all. Great post Pach (and I love PJ Harvey). I suspect that fears of personal inadequacy are at the heart of all this dithering.
Oh. My. God.
Where the hell do I start?
Howdy, Pach. And may I say how amusing it is that you’ve opened this particular Pandora’s Box, not having opened too many other boxes? Heh.
DrDick @ 7
Ah, yes: Princess Tiny Meat Syndrome.
Rayne @ 8
I had a previous career.
Ok, not a very successful one!
Ummm…I thought girls didn’t kiss and tell???
Ever seen rabbits mating?
Yeah. There was the rabbit man.
lolo @ 11
We’re changing the rules here. No more polite fiction, such as, “Oh, baby, you were great!“
SnarKassandra @ 5
Bye, Cassie!!!
Pachacutec @ 9
Yep. Hung like hamsters and can’t get it up or keep it up. Some of us actually like strong, successful women. Personally I have no time or energy for someone who wants me to be their “daddy” (except my son).
Rayne @ 12
Carrot Top?
lolo @ 11
I was just going to say that!!
Good evening dear friends. I’m staying in the OT this evening! Glad to see you all.
Suzanne @ 4
9.8!!! ;)
In case anyone’s interested, here’s the transcript of Howard Dean’s segment on Air America’s Ring of Fire earlier today. (Click)
lolo, honey, we are so DONE being girls.
We women take notes, share specifications and quality manuals, study and test rigorously, publish our findings in the hopes of saving our sisters from the same fate.
Speaking of PJ Harvey, this is (I think) the best (and most ominous) version of this song. Ever.
open italics tag fixed
But Pach, women are complicated are we talking straight sex or the other kind? Pick one I can’t decide.
Rayne @ 21
707 I’m laying low on this one…
Why doesn’t tweety and “little russ” ever wonder out loud about the sex life of laura bot and the chimperor.
Brain bleach on isle 7 please….
TexBetsy @ 18
Evening Betsy. Hope all is going well and you have recovered from the gathering of the clans.
Pachacutec @ 16
No, that was a different one.
Too timid, belying the red hair.
tbsa @ 26
Oh, come on. Do you seriously believe Dubya has gotten any in the last seven years?
This is what I don’t get about the MSM. The Little people never get to talk to the Tweety’s, the Big Pumpkin’s or the “Dean” Broder’s of the world. If we did, I know someone that reads this blog would ask Tweety what is with his Clenis infatuation. I think any shrink would say it borders on the unhealthy and yet there he is on Hardball five days a week, and on NBC on Sunday. I mean what gives?
DrDick @ 27
Indeed. Had a good day today, and I’ll probably make it an early night.
lolo @ 24
Does it really matter? People are complex creatures and human sexuality really isn’t as neatly bounded and packaged and the (im)moral minority would like us to believe.
Ladies, you’re, uh. . . beating around the bush.
Tell.
EvilDrPuma @ 29
Oh, Mr. Has-a-thing-for-Shaven-Heads has gotten plenty over the last 7 years.
Just not anything Miss Pickles is serving.
EvilDrPuma @ 29
Yeah, you are probably right. After the first time there was no need to try again.
tbsa @ 26
We REALLY didn’t need to go there. Now I need a case of industrial strength brain bleach. Ewwwwwww!
I don’t know, but sexuality is a pretty powerful force in the human psyche (said she, preaching to the preacher or something), and maybe people who will abuse one kind of power are likely to abuse others?
I’ve always sympathized with the bumper sticker that went thus: “End Unwanted Abortions — Boycott Sex with Pro-Lifers”.
Am wondering if happy experiences might be more startling (to the other side) to recount than disappointing ones. Does anyone still have a link to that great riposte-post someone did about why progressives make better lovers?
tbsa @ 26
Because it is clear to all that they don’t do it.
Or, at least, not with one another.
CTuttle @ 24
Oh Ok but are you all ready for it. I mean I am sure we could tell some good stories.
I wish they voted Marey Carey in as governor of California. EvilDrPuma @ 29
Hmm Jeff Gannon no longer frequents the white house.
Republicans are afraid of sex because they have to pay for it. The Mrs. just looks angry and clutches her knickers.
EvilDrPuma @ 29
Are we counting Jeff Gannon?
it might be a good thing all the hillary national enquirer fodder is getting started early. If it makes people sick of her before the first primary, it may serve a useful purpose.
I don’t want her getting the nomination, but it has nothing to do with her sex life.
I also don’t know how Chris Matthews can stand to be in the same room with himself. He’s got Hillary-OCD.
It’s all about sexism.
No surprises, really.
Sexism that doesn’t really bother much of anybody.
Including some persons inhabiting blogtopia who really really really ought to know better. And yet — don’t.
The worst is asked if it was good. My response is Honey, if you have to ask, then you obviously did not do something right.
I can’t understand the fascination with the ‘Clinton’s’ sex life at all. May be it stems from the ‘fact’ that repubs, obviously, don’t have sex, except to create children. :)
lol I agree Lina, but like can’t they find something a little more substansive to critique her on ? ?
I’ll have what I’m having. Bite me.
The right wingers are all about dry power. Not wet power. They just don’t get it. Or they can’t get it. Or they can’t get it up.
Suzanne @ 45
Too true. If you do not already know the answer, then you do not know what you are doing. I mean it is not really all that subtle after all.
Just got back home a little bit ago from a friend’s house, where she filled me in on a really ugly breakup she just went through with her ex-bf. If I didn’t already know she’s turned in for the night I’d call her up and tell her to jump in here — she would have some things to say!
DrDick @ 42
I have my doubts that Gannon was servicing Bush. Besides, Der Shrubbenfuhrer is so continuously and increasingly tetchy, it’s hard to believe he’s been playing pelvic pinochle while in office.
Mary McCurnin @ 49
Dudette!
EvilDrPuma @ 52
I think Gannon was Rove’s bitch.
Debbie(aussie) @ 46
Oh, they have sex. It’s just as somebody pointed out earlier, they pay for it. They do not do mutually enjoyable healthy sex, just sick, twisted, and self-absorded sex.
Mary McC @ 49
Or they’re afraid that if they do get it, they might have fun.
LyreBird@37, that one is priceless; “End Unwanted Abortions-Boycott Sex With Pro-Lifers”!!! Bwhahahaha!!!!
Suzanne @ 45
* APPLAUDS WILDLY *
lolo (39) — go on, jump in, the water’s fine.
They have no sense of humor. And no sense of sex.
Ewwwwww….do WE really need the dweebs determining our future? Not
I should have added with their spouses, maybe. My mistake!
(side note – I’m totally cracking up at all the euphemisms being used to get past the spam filters)
Worst sex ever, I guess it was about ten years ago when a boy named Patrick (clearly not my brother) and I were making out and he was trying to pull my shirt over my head and somehow he poked me right in the eye with his finger. I tried to carry on as normal, but my eye began to just pour tears. And then it began to swell.
Now, okay, full disclosure. This guy was someone else’s boyfriend and we were trying to be all sneaky and yet, as my eye swelled shut and all but squirted tears, I realized that this was going to require a trip to the ER.
I insisted that I could drive myself, but he wasn’t having any of it. Well, I did walk into the door frame as I assured him that I was okay to drive. I had no depth perception with just one (seriously myopic) eye.
So, we spent several hours there in the hospital, scratched cornea, here’s a giant wad of gauze, which we’re going to tape to your head, use these drops, take these antibiotics, come back in a week.
And then we had to go back to homey’s apartment to get my car, where we ran into…the boyfriend.
It was a long night.
Here’s another awesome, strong woman.
Ask not who you can do for your country . . .
Suzanne @ 45
Gasp!!! 707!!!
Best sex I ever had was with a wingnut. Tragic, really. Couldn’t talk about anything but weather and sports without dire consequences. sigh.
The runner-up to the rabbit was the guy who thought he could impress me by trying to outdrink me, back in the days when 2-for-1 drinks were legal in this state.
There is nothing quite like suffocation induced by dead weight passed out cold on one’s chest, in flagrante delicto. Agh.
lina @ 67
Oh dear. That is just tragic.
DrDick @ 64
Patti rawks!
Rayne @ 68
Such a romantic moment.
Suzanne @ 69
there’s a whole lotta life that’s just plain tragic.
Comedy = Tragedy plus Time.
Speaking of rabbits … the liberals need to really start breeding like mad because these “quiverfull” people are crazy. Read that one couple had 14 children.
well….not exactly responsive, but this seems like a good place to mention a recent piece of Rude Pundit’s which begins thusly:
and proceeds as you may find at http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/
I will add only, that His Most Honorable and Estimable Rudeness is the first and only one I’ve seen to do precisely correct justice to Madame Dowd, Deanness du Corps MSM des Psychosexual Sickos.
[warning: graphic (like eeeeeewwwww) content included]
It’s funny…I’ve never done it with a Republican, and I have a hard time imagining it. For me, it’s like being straight, I’m just wired that way.
Twain @ 74
I’m not worried. R-selection just isn’t a suitable reproductive strategy for humans.
Once when I was a mere youngster, a lady friend and I were out walking in a pasture when she got rather amorous. As the pasture was rather remote and isolated and as there was no one around except some cows, we decided to act on her suggestion. The commotion seems to have attracted the attention of the cows and one of them decided that she would investigate further. Let me just say that the sudden application of a large, cold wet nose to the bare buttocks does nothing to enhance male performance, despite markedly elevating blood pressure.
DrDick @ 71
I blamed myself for a long time about that, should have talked him out of drinking and should have talked him out of what I suspected would be a challenge.
But that’s when I was young and stupid. I think that’s one of the key components in the mix; they don’t pick on young people, they pick on middle-aged women who are clearly wised up about their crap, which leads me to believe it’s the unconscious fear of smart women that really bothers them.
dr dick, that reminds me of the story of the amorous couple who mistakenly coupled on what was later discovered to be poison oak.
ouch.
DrDick @ 78
I believe the cows call it “people tipping.”
DrDick @ 78
I had a few joke lines in response but I couldn’t bring myself to submit any of them.
Jane thinks I’m an adult, so I have to keep up appearances.
Pachacutec @ 82
Yes, but where’s the fun in that?
Suzanne @ 80
gah, done that! poison oak is no fun.
Sorry to leave so soon, but, uh, I hear somebody getting out of the whirlpool, means it’s time to do a quality check and take notes…Niters, FirePups, don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Much.
Rayne @ 79
No, I think it’s a very, very conscious fear of smart women.
DrDick @ 78
She was the cow that lost at hoof, paper, scissors. They do that for their own aMOOOOsement.
Rayne @ 85
Sounds. . . wet.
tw3k @ 84
Actually, I wouldn’t know as the stuff doesn’t affect me at all (nor poison ivy either),
One time, at band camp…(nah, I never went to band camp)
A memorably bad one was over in less than 5 seconds and then acted like I should be grateful.
The worst time I accidentally got smacked in the eye because he was trying to be, ummm, creative.
Rayne @ 85
Night Rayne. Enjoy.
Ok I’ll be semi brave: my worst was my first time — wrong person, wrong place, too young. Why are we so stupid sometimes?
Peterr @ 86
One way or the other, smart, well-adjusted women and wingnuts are not chocolate and peanut butter.
Zee @ 90
Maybe that was TRex’s failed date, hitting from the other side of the plate?
tbsa @ 35
I think its because no one wants to even think about him in the throws…Eww.
Goodnight rayne
LoudounLib @ 92
Sex is often stupid. That’s what makes it funny. Or fun.
Same with youth.
this is the most fun I’ve ever had lurking here. LOL
EvilDrPuma @ 93
No. I would say more turd in the punch bowl.
Zee @ 95
Thanks for the image. I’m not gay, but I don’t think I’m straight any more, either…
Zee @ 90
sometimes you just have to get out of bed and go open another bottle of tequila.
Thinking about boosh and pickles doing the funky monkey creates the need for massive amounts of brain bleach. ewww
LoudounLib @ 92
Hormones, baby. Worse than crack.
“Love will make you do things,
that you know is wrong…”
(Billie Holiday)
Awesome anecdote TREX. check out this link for the Top 25 censored stories of 2007. and goodnight everzbodz.
EvilDrPuma: Welcome to the dark side.
Peterr @ 81
Bwhahahaha!!! I just can’t get Maureen’s Voluminous Vulva…
DrDick @ 89
oddly enough, when young, I could run and roll through poison ivy without any effect. Not until in college with a coupled run-in with some poison ivy did i become sensitive to the ivy and oak.
Suzanne @ 4
Yeah, but we didn’t hear shit about your sex life.
touche, loohoo.
C’mon ladies, dish some dirt. This could get hillarious. I can’t say I’ve ever had bad sex, although I’m sure I’ve given it tons of times. :)
Reminds me of something. What’s the difference between a Jewish American WOman, and an Italian American Woman? An Italian American woman has fake Jewelry, but real orgasms.
[Mod Note; let’s not let this conversation devolve into ethnic jokes.]
EvilDrPuma @ 76
I had sex with a few Republicans, way back when I didn’t care much about politics. I can tell you, they’re either really kinky or incredibly boring. One was awesome, but on the whole I think I could have done without the rest. Liberals, I find, are much more tender and passionate.
When my husband and I were dating we went camping. Had a great time out in the moonlight and got a little loud. There were a few other campers around us who were disturbed. When we woke up in the morning, we realized that, surprise, my parents had also decided to go camping and were in their motorhome within eye and ear shot from us.
nothingruler @ 111
.
Guess I need to meet me a nice liberal gentleman.
Good one Zee.
Pachacutec @ 94
Nah, the sock in the eye was from my husband. Don’t tell him I told you.
My mother-in-law had three chihuahuas. Fat ones with lung issues cause she smoked four packs of mall pall a day. (dead now) My husband and I were having sex on the floor one day at her house. No one else was home but the dogs. One of those sausage shaped dogs ran in the room and stood about a foot away from us breathing hard. Not from sexual excitement but from lack of O2. Sort of took the thrill out of the moment.
I had a friend had his eyeball scratched by his girl friend’s toe while in the throws. I never asked exactly how that happened (though I had some ideas).
well, I never had sex with a repub (that I know of), but I have a friend who was once married to one, and I’m pleased to report that he was a total, utter, complete, textbook grade asshole.
CTuttle @ 105
How did I miss this?? This is so funny.
FYI, Al Gore on C-Span2 now.
Rob Zuber @ 120
Ouch. Mental whiplash.
lolo @ 119
OddMommy’s linky at 75!!!
ah, here’s the goods! Al and Tipper!
you have to scroll down on oddmommy’s link to 05/23
((polly jean))
Sorry Dude,
When I take a woman in my arms, she’s the only woman on Earth. I sing Love songs for a living.
Here’s another strong woman who knows what she wants.
Re: the dress thing. With a semiotic spin, my student (Eng. Comp.) wore her jogging outfit to the Bon Marche (now Macy’s), wrote up her experience at three counters afterward, then returned spiffy with a black dress, visited the same clerks. Great contrast she noted between the treatment she was accorded by them in her paper. Politics is acting: costume included.
This evening’s very adult midnight snack.
lol, one of the links from rudepundit goes to a dowd piece entitled Pass the Clam Dip.
TexBetsy @ 129
Quite, umm, titillating, I must say. LOL :-p
TexBetsy @ 129
Those look like muppets.
Pachacutec @ 73
I like it!
Muppet tits.
And for those who prefer men (and chocolate) —- an alternate snack.
Mary McCurnin @ 134
707
Mary McCurnin @ 134
This is not such an easy job ya know — finding a snack to fit the topic!
TexBetsy @ 136
Oh dear. Now you will give all of us guy insecurity complexes. I mean, how will we ever compare to chocolate?
Dr. Dick, there is no way a man can ever compare to chocolate. sigh.
and ….. lastly …… for those with racial preferences, a selection.
Suzanne @ 139
ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!
Not just chocolate. Chocolate dicks.
Mary McCurnin @ 143
I just feel so … inadequate. :-p
kinda gives a whole nuther meaning to melts in your mouth.
DrDick @ 143
Oh just check out your name!
Not in your hand.
Mary McCurnin @ 146
That reminds me of another bad experience…
Suzanne @ 144
and “Butterfingers”
Mary McCurnin @ 146
ooooohhhhh ! :)
how about the use of the word dick in a derogatory manner? Did that come from nixon or was it used before then?
TexBetsy @ 145
yeah….just a simple matter of modifying to Dr. C.M.G. (chocolate mucho grande) Dick. Et al.
Is this an appropriate topic for this blog?
tw3k @ 151
Well before. It was the bane of my adolescence.
smapdi @ 152
Hey! It’s late nite, damnit!
smapdi @ 152
not really. but that’s OK
smapdi @ 152
Delete my registration!
Suzanne @ 102
Lordy, and what about Dick and Lynne. The Denny Hastert thought is the worst
The 80’s were kinda rough too, what with that Cybil show, right, Dr. (pause) Dick.
DrDick @ 153
I can relate. I’ve heard every forrest gump joke.
Loo Hoo. @ 158
All right. That did it! Now I’m going to have to call in the professional brain cleaners.
Loo Hoo. @ 157
Gaaaahhhh!!! now that’s just nasty!
smapdi @ 152
It got posted, so apparently it is. As my six-year-old niece is wont to say, “Duh!”
Or how about Cryin’ John Boehner? ack
John No Boner.
Mary McCurnin @ 164
Maybe that’s why he was crying!
Loo Hoo. @ 157
Hastert I can deal with. Simply a case of a thick block of wood, doing what thick blocks of wood do.
Still more strong women telling it like it is.
The image of Cheney gettin’ busy goes beyond ick to HIL-AR-I-OUS!! The sneer!
OMG, Do I have to choose THE worst?
How about about the a whole TV season (13 nites) of the bad sex episodes? On Faux network, of course.
“nobody knows the trouble I’ve had”.
and you don’t want to, either.
Zee @ 168
With that heart condition? You think??
Zee @ 169
I’m afraid that it involves whips, chains, and surgical devices. There is NOTHING normal or benign about that man.
A little something on topic from Sass Jordan.
I think it is unhealthy to think about The Vader in sexual ways. It is not respectful.
DrDick @ 171
anyone remember Rosemary’s Baby? I maintain that he IS the antiChrist.
This thread has been an interesting read so far…
I’ve got to get up muy early to go camping in the a.m., but just one joke on the subject of bad sex. This one’s from long ago, told by Madame of Waylan & Madame, & I paraphrase:
Madame: Darling, my old boyfriend came over & we started having sex. So we were a huffin’ & a puffin’ for what seemed like an hour. I finally said to him, “What’s the matter, Roy, can’t you think of anybody else either?”
Good night all, & have fun….
Mary McCurnin @ 173
LOL !
Mary McCurnin @ 174
It invokes the dark side of the force.
Kirk Murphy – if you’re still here,
Thanks for the organic label thread earlier today. We’ve been outside all morning and into the afternoon, prepping the garden area for our fairly large organic crop, which we usually plant over Memorial Day weekend – it’s Alaska, so we’re not late.
Along with compost, we use fish fertilizer made from wild salmon remnants. Ironically, the farmed fish industry fights strenuously to keep wild Alaska slamon from being labeled “organic” while fighting equally hard to have their fish declared “organic.”
This has been a fun conversation. I think I’m gonna go pry my man from in front of the teevee. See y’all tomorrow!
Mary McCurnin @ 173
Not to mention the acid reflux.
Zee @ 180
Nite Zee. Don’t do anything we wouldn’t.
night zee
Mary McCurnin @ 173
…to our sensibilities….
Mary McCurnin @ 173
makes one re-think the phrase “go Cheney yourself”
DrDick @ 181
Hopefully I’m not back here reporting anything in the next hour. ;)
If Cheney goes Cheneying himself is that self abuse? Will he go blind?
LoudounLib @ 185
Clearly implies “in the most painful and degrading way imaginable.”
Mary McCurnin @ 187
Well, he’s already insane.
Seeing Gore tonite, reaffirms why I voted for him the First Time!!!
LoudounLib @ 165
He sounded like a sloppy drunk slurring his words for teh constituents.
Did you know that Gore Vidal and Al Gore are cousins? I think that is so cool.
DrDick @ 188
Next time you see him on TV, look real close at his hands. There’s hair growing on the palms…
isn’t Vidal also somehow related to Jackie Onassis? through the Auchinclosses I believe
This goes out to Boneless Bonehead.
I would love to see Cheney walking into walls.
Ed*ard Teller @ 178
ET, thank you for walking the walk!
LoudounLib @ 193
Gore Vidal has the same stepfather as Jackie and Lee (that is, their mothers were both once married to the same man).
kirk, i gotta tell ya, I was dayam proud to see your name on the front page. Who wudda thunk :)
TeddySanFran @ 197
Six degrees, folks, six degrees.
ah thank you Teddy, I couldn’t quite remember!
An invitation to TMI!
A guy that just seemed utterly, willfully blind to any and all signals and couldn’t keep it up and was, very, um, disappointing in stature. It took every shred of my self control to leave politely and not run. I’m petty sure he had no idea just what a terrible experience that was. *sigh*
What are guys thinking when they keep doing something that leaves you quite and unresponsive and won’t continue doing something that makes you moan? Aaahgr.
Here’s a little something for all the progressive ladies (or why you should always avoid Republicans).;-)
DrDick @ 194
JJ!!! Mahalo, DD!!!
thanks for the Janis, DrDick — here’s another:
Ball and Chain
I’m going to bed. Tomorrow I have to get ready for my daugter’s 30th b’day. What a woman!
Mary McCurnin @ 191
Known it for a long time. When Earth in the Balance came out, I was initially convinced Al had enlisted cousin Gore to either heavily edit or ghost write the book. I pulled out some articles by Gore Vidal, went to the library and looked at some speeches and articles by Sen. Gore. I didn’t come up with any patterns to suggest collaboration. But the suspicion remained until 2005, when Gore made his Cooper Union speech. I’ve become convinced Al Gore is one of the better writers and best speech makers in recent American history.
Night Mary McC
Mary McCurnin @ 206
Night MM. Enjoy the moment tomorrow.
(groaning) janis and i’m on dialup
nite Mary M. let me know how to survive that – my oldest girl turns 30 the end of june.
g’night Mary
lurkn n reedin bout all yur bad sex
Evenin’ All !!!
Ladies, many of us are sitting patiently, giving you the forum to vent … you will never get another chance to have so many men listen to you … on with the stories …
Mary McCurnin @ 205
Nite, Mary!!!
surreul @ 201
And then there’s the ones who insist, in spite of your protestations, that what they’re doing really does feel good to you.
Why do some men seem immune to direction?
I don’t care what you saw in some porno, stupid: I know what I like.
DrDick @ 194
Oh, good Dr.! Now you’ve reminded me of my worst fuck. I was 17, and Janis was in San Diego at the old Civic Center. At the end of the concert, Janis sat down on the edge of the stage and said she was lonely. I told my date I wanted to stay and see if she would like to talk/party. He said no, had to go. Then he wanted to get romantic, but I was so pissed about leaving Janis sitting there, I was nowhere near ready. Ever.
Petrocelli @ 213
Hey, Petro!!! What’s shakin???
Ed*ard Teller @ 206
Yeah, but ‘meruka
wantedgot Porky Pig for President.I may be anonymous in this lake, but two young people who knoe me in person shall likely spend the morning scouring this thread for my name.
Nothing here. Move on.
Suzanne @ 209
Keep the groaning down, dear … the neighbors will hear … *g*
BTW, were whips and chains involved? *g*
TexBetsy @ 219
707!
TexBetsy @ 220
Too true. There are some things that children just really do not need to know about their parents (biological or otherwise).
TexBetsy @ 219
707, Aunt Betsy!
CTuttle @ 217
I’m not at liberty to say … *g*
Hey buddy, this is more fun than ridin’ in the General !!!
Too true. There are some things that children just really do not need to know about their parents (biological or otherwise).
My mother, also known as The Little Woman, has a round bed. With a mirror on the ceiling. And the bedroom walls are painted black..
Petro@224, ain’t that the truth!!! However, Aunt Betsy’s being a poop!!! :P
Suzanne @ 198
Suzanne, I was awful proud to be let up to play on the front page.
(This worries me: the Lake’s standards may be falling faster than Milwaukie condo prices.)
Petrocelli @ 213
gawrsh Petro, I’m shy though…must be my repressed Episcopalian upbringing! Besides, I did share something way upthread, so I’m done! ;-)
the time he flailed around on top of me with his 2 inch p*nis until with a squeek, he squirted his sticky shit all over my clean sheets without ever finding his goal.
one man that was proud when you called him a prick.
size does matter when you don’t know what the hell you’re doing.
*MOD NOTE – *edited to allow through spam filter
Actually, Betsy, it reminds me of the time my son’s mother and I were going at it hot and heavy late at night. Out of nowhere a 2 year old hand pounds me on the back and says,”Whachu doin’, Daddy?” Another anticlimatic moment, not to mention a hastily improvised response.
kirk murphy @ 227
707!!!
Suzanne @ 226
I. Do. Not. Want. To. Know.
kirk murphy @ 227
I missed it. When?
DrDick @ 229
I will never forget the way I felt when I figured out WHY my mom & dad sometimes had the bedroom door locked in the morning. Grossed me out for weeks!
CTuttle @ 226
No probs, Betsy … e-mail your stories to
mesomeone else on this thread and it will make its way into the comments. *g*DrDick @ 229
A Kod*k Moment!!! I seem to recall a time with the Mrs… ;)
On the subject of, uh, parental sex — I can remember being really little, maybe 6 or so, and hearing “sounds” from my parents’ bedroom…I decided that my mom must be having a bad dream.
LoudounLib @ 228
Many thanks for your sharing, I hope the other ladies take your double dare and that the MODS allow them to use fake names tonight … pretty please?
CTuttle @ 235
Oy. There was a cartoon about this in the New Yorker not long ago, only the kid had a cell and was taking a picture!
Loo Hoo. @ 239
Thank God my active parenting days were over before the modern technological revolution.
LoudounLib @ 193
And even Jimmy Carter! So does that make Jimmy related to Al Gore? Didn’t know that.
I missed it. When?
LooHoo, KM front paged here
kirk murphy @ 228
No, I think the ‘Lake’s just getting broader — what with the polar ice caps melting and all.
Kudos, Kirk! Great, great stuff!!!
I read the Village Voice’s coverage of Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton’s joint Stand by Your Man interview back in March, 1992. At that time, I was a far bigger fan of Hillary than of Bill. Mostly because I’d read articles she had published about the Guardian ad Litem issue at a time I was involved in the same issue. TV didn’t cover the speech – during the final days of the ‘92 NY state Dem primary – nearly as thoroughly as did the “Voice.”
I came away from that experience feeling pretty much the same way I still do about the Clintons. Bill Clinton, at that time, had a history of taking advantage of women sexually in the course of his campaigns, and used what little power he had over women sexually in a pattern fitting the profile of a sex offender. Hillary, God bless her, did stand by that jerk, and still does. I’ll never understand it. Even in the context of her current political ambitions.
Bill Clinton’s lack of self control has caused his wife enormous problems over many years. But her loyalty to him and to her dream – a dream I disagree with – shouldn’t be held against her. The “speculation about Hillary Clinton’s sex life” narrative is weird, and is typical of the way the GOP smear machine handles any issue like this happening in the ranks of their opposition. The contrast between their obsession with the Clintons over the past 15 years and their disinterest in similar problems within their own ranks shows it all to be more politics than differences in the way the right and left interact with their sexual partners, though.
Suzanne @ 210
You and me both. DrDick must have tenure, to be able to afford that high-falutin’ high speed access and all, or else he’s got a Computer Science student who was so desperate for a passing grade that he offered him a deal: “Doc, just gimme a C and I’ll get you some prime internet access . . .”
Suzanne @ 242
Thanks, I sure did read it when I got home. Great job, Kirk.
Ed*ard Teller @ 243
I would think Bill’s pattern would be quite familiar to the repubs.
Well, once I got asked, “Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with that?”
Thought for a second and replied, “Me…”.
Off topic, but before I turn into a pumpkin, I thought I would share how I spent the afternoon. This picture was taken about six miles in and 2500 feet up from the trail head. Absolutely gorgeous. Now I am going to crawl into bed with the kitties. Take care and enjoy.
As a devout yoga/meditation teacher, I would like to categorically denounce threads such as these … for not continuing eternally. *g*
Ladies and Gents, if you want your partners to be better lovers, get them to meditate … it really gets them to ‘tune in’ and hit all the right spots … especially right before …
Catch you all in the morning, folks.
Well, er, later in the morning. You know what I mean.
g’nite, dr dick.
DrDick @ 249
DrDick, that is gorgeous country! G’night and say hi to the kitties…
Peterr @ 245
Nah. The cable company just did a bundling job that made it cheaper than dialup and cable. Also I live alone in a small apartment, so I do not have a lot of other expenses.
g’night Pach, thanks for a fun thread!
Got to go myself. Tomorrow’s a work day . . .
Peace, everyone.
Nite, Pach & DrD!!!
g’night Peterr
Peterr @ 255
Nite!
g’nite Peterr and Pach.
LoudounLib @ 253
ABSOLUTELY STUNNING sleep well
night pach & peterr
Anybody still around? We could speculate on Mary Matalin and James Carvelle’s love life.
oh gawd, Loo Hoo, that should have come with a spew alert! ;-)
Loo Hoo. @ 263
You’re trying to empty this place out!
Or Mann Colter’s.
shudder
Loo Hoo. @ 266
Mods? bleach please. and scrub brushes
slow news weekend or what?
TexBetsy @ 268
May require battery acid!
Transgender folk have enough issues to deal with without giving them Ann Coulter too. There is plenty of other stuff to say about A/C.
Petrocelli @ 238
Gives new meaning to “Sock Puppet”.
And Pach throws an AstroGlide grenade into the lake…. and bails!
Suzanne @ 270
yeah, like them long ass hands.
Suzanne @ 271
Brava.
Suzanne @ 271
True. I wouldn’t want to give her to Dick Cheney. Well, let me re-think that.
LoudounLib @ 237
And on that note, a Little Johnny joke …
Little Johnny barges into the bedroom, rips open his mom’s top and asks, “Are those balloons?”
Stunned, Johnny’s mom answers, “Yes!”
“And when you die, do they get inflated so you can float up to heaven?” asked Little Johnny
Still stunned, his mom replied, “Yes!”
Little Johnny bursts into tears, sobbing loudly, “The maid is dying, mommy !!!”
“How do you know that, Johnny?”
Little Johnny sobs, “Because Daddy is on top of her, blowing up her balloons, and she is screaming, Oh God I’m coming, Oh God, I’m coming !!!“
There was a kinda small guy that kept going too far on the outstroke. Again and again.
I gotta believe that most guys know how far they can go before they fall out.
Petrocelli @ 275
You’re simply Evil, Dude!!!
fake name @ 277
;-)
fake name @ 276
Hey MODO is that you?
Good night all.
A dare to those of you with a partner.
I dare you to NOT think about your FDL friends when next you have some fun with your partner. Good luck, and please do report back.
CTuttle @ 217
Hope it’s not juice or soda or tomato paste or…
After reading Dr. Piper. no more pickled peppers for me.
lol Betsy! g’night
CTuttle @ 278
I would be evil if I posted this on Pat Robertson’s blog … back in a flash … *g*
Good Night Betsy.
lolo @ 279
Gads no. And since I’m on the small side, getting back in each time wasn’t easy.
fake name @ 286
Ha! You got me laughing on that one.
for those who have not read The Rude Pundits MoDo Vagina Monologue you do not know what you are missing. friggin hysterical. Scroll down to 05/23.
that modo thing was funny. the johnny one too.
fake name @ 286
Were you taking it out for air? *g*
I’ve got to roll out of here too, busy day tomorrow. Good night all!
TexBetsy @ 280
Nite, Ma’am!!! Mine’s still cruising, gotta wait till Mon. Nite!!! *g*
Suzanne @ 287
OMG, the earmuffs made me roll off the couch!
g’nite LL
LoudounLib @ 290
Nite, LL!!!
kirk say again bout the jalapeo peppers
I wanna be there when someone walks by MoDo and asks do you hear ticking.
tw3k, the link tag was fixed.. refresh your page and kirk’s peppers should be fixed for you.
g’nite peterr and pach!
sleep well TexBetsy and LoudonLib
pleasant dreams, DrDick…
CTuttle @ 292
Jeez CTuttle, the missus is away and you’re spending Saturday evening on a blog? *g*
Kirk@281, Sodium Benzoate, Hmmm…, that is used in a lot more than what you mention! That is not good!!!
ah, ok gottcha.
I eat jalapenos like candy off the bush.
LoudounLib @ 92
Hormones alcohol = stoopid.
Petrocelli @ 299
Familial duties! Besides, It may be a Big Island, but it’s a small town!!! ;)
Ed*ard Teller @ 206
Ding!
As a food additive it is used as a preservative, effectively killing most yeasts, bacteria, and fungi. Sodium benzoate is effective only in acidic conditions (pH less than 3.6) making its use most prevalent in foods such as preserves, salad dressings (vinegar), carbonated drinks (carbonic acid), jams (citric acid), fruit juices (citric acid), and chinese food sauces (soy, mustard, and duck). It is also found in alcohol-based mouthwash and silver polish. More recently, sodium benzoate has become apparent in many soft drinks, including Sprite, Fanta, Sunkist, Dr Pepper and Coke Zero. It is found naturally in cranberries, prunes, greengage plums, cinnamon, ripe cloves, and apples.
tw3k @ 295
Oh – bit of a pun there.
Sodium benzoate is used to prevent microbial growth in acidic foods. Peppers are one of many such foods.
Sodium benzoate will show up on juices, drinks, veggies….
Breaking News:
Andy Card applies bag-balm to his chapped ass.
-GSD
GSD @ 308
He sure got it handed to him!
I’ve never heard of the faculty on stage also protesting before. That should have gotten a lot more press.
I don’t know that women collectively can recognize the underlying reason for all the horror turned comedy stories that we can boozily tell each other, although I suspect we can. And I think that underlying reason will lead to disappointment for those reading this thread looking for the specific details of such encounters.
We tell these stories knowing that the man in question did not and does not care for us. The man in question cared more for his own satisfaction and release. The man in question may have only seen us as a receptacle, and his “for her” moves are only prefunctory. That’s embarrassing to relate. That’s opening oneself to the questions of why and how we got into this situation, and that strikes me as the foyer for the house of blame. For me, I’d rather not discuss such things unless face-to-face with a group who will validate me with the caring that is expressed with riotous laughter at the foolish, self-centered, individual ass in question. Kinda hard to get that from comments to a post.
If a man who cares for us turns out to be less than skillful, we don’t add him into the discussion.
Besides, the oral technique of rapid headshaking like a dog playing tug of war might not be the turn off I think it is.
CTuttle @ 304
Gotcha … wink wink … nudge nudge … say no more …
GSD @ 307
Isn’t this just a mere wisp of what Shrub and Deadeye have waiting for them, when they emerge from the Bubble???
Isn’t this just a mere wisp of what Shrub and Deadeye have waiting for them, when they emerge from the Bubble???
I hope the Hague is waiting for them, not an honorary degree.
Petrocelli @ 311
I spent most of Wednesday at the ER, then Hosp. rm. for my son, fortunately, he’s out and doing well today!!!
surreul @ 201
There’s actually a fairly simple solution to that problem. Just say “keep doing that.”
Dixie @ 310
So true
There was one who wanted to control everything. “First we’ll do this, then this, then…”
I’ve left museum tours that were less scheduled. Yawwn!
kirk murphy @ 307
thanks for pointing that out. i drink a lot of cranberry juice. i should cut back.
Suzanne @ 314
So do I, Suzanne. This is why I can’t believe that Cheney keeps on telling the lies like he did again today. You’d think he’s trying to make a case for the prosecution against himself. I do not get it.
Yeah, Commmander Guy Bush, Shot-gun Dick Cheney and Pickles Bush are gonna get the Card Treatment for years to come.
-GSD
CTuttle @ 315
Glad to hear that he is doing well, buddy.
Pickles? Who’s Pickles? And tonight of all nights!
tw3k @ 318
well, here the label may be useful – if there is no benzoate, this stuff shouldn’t be there.
acidic foods shouldn’t be a problem here – just those where benzoate is the preservative.
big men with small equipment and no talent with it or not experienced with the tongue either – torture for us wimmen lol
CTuttle, glad to hear that your son is doing well.
Suzanne @ 310
This week Card got the heel greeting at UMASS.
Bush was shit on in public by one of our dear winged friends.
Comblicker Wolfie got dumped by Shaha Riza….she wanted to prove that she wasn’t using a powerful man to advance her career by dumping the man who had lost his power. Neoconcubine indeed.
Hopefully there’s more humiliation for the Bush Cabal waiting in the wings.
-GSD
Loo Hoo. @ 322
LMAO
Petrocelli @ 321
Thanx!!!
Suzanne @ 314
We got a pretty good idea what it will be like last year when Shooter got boo’ed off the fuckin’ field @ a Nationals game.
Loo Hoo. @ 325
Mahalo!!!
Loo Hoo. @ 323
Pickles is Laura Bush. Chimpster gave her the nickname because she was always giving him a pickle-puss because of his childish, stupid and loutish ways.
-GSD
GSD @ 327
hear hear
CTuttle, I’m glad your son is doing better.
Hope the ER isn’t in either of your futures for a long time…
newtonusr @ 329
Ooh, I missed that!!! Fox tried to mute the crowd noise!!! Bwhahahaha, the People have spoken!!!
That’s about it for me tonight, folks. Spent all friggin day getting the little cottage by the creek in the redwoods all shiny and sparkley for a showing this afternoon that canceled 10 minutes after they were supposed to be here.
All that friggin forking blankity blank housework for naught. I’m tired and am gonna head out pretty soon.
kirk murphy @ 333
I hope not! Thank You, and, Y’all here at the Lake!!! *g*
Night Suzanne. A pox on the no-shows.
Suzanne @ 335
Nite, Suzie Q!!!
Suzanne @ 336
good luck w/the show.
Suzanne @ 336
nite suzanne
Thanks, LooHoo. At least this one called to cancel. I don’t know what is worse – the no-call no-shows or the ones that show up with clients in tow without calling in the first place.
Suzanne @ 335
Sweet Dreams Miss Suzanne!
g’nite all. Catch you tomorrow nite.
Suzanne, they come without notice, have them check out the outside area for 15 minutes while you straighten up inside.
G’nite Suzanne. Hope the next showing is the sale.
G’nite pups – thanks for a fun day at the Lake.
Sleep well!
Nite all.
Nite Loo Hoo. good dreams.
Kirk – a bold opening. Terrific read.
nite all
hmm… just us night owls now.
Oh my fucking dog:
Boy beaten to death while mother serves in Iraq
tw3k @ 349
Seems to be!!!
Night dogs.
-GSD
newtonusr @ 351
gah, brutal :/
GSD @ 352
Nite, GSD!
bah, via dkos
So Dick Cheney doesn’t like the Geneva Protocols. And, Mafiosos don’t like the RICO statutes.
Are we to be surprised?
tw3k @ 355
It raises some good points, particularly the detention issues and Dept of Homeland Security trying to deny us legal recourse!!!
That and:
“Under this already flawed program no one would be able to work in the U.S. without DHS approval – creating a ‘No Work List’ similar to the government’s ‘No Fly List.’ We need immigration reform, but not at this cost.”
seeing how well dhs has run the no-fly list.
Wigwam @ 357
maybe we can get the mob into geneva prots. and cheney with rico
tw3k @ 358
Wasn’t Teddy Kennedy on it???
I learned a long time ago, if you’re talking about it, that means you aren’t getting any…
Plus, as my (ex)girlfriend’s Polish ob/gyn said, “You Americans, too busy for sex, you only do it on weekends”
Just to say, maybe that’s why there aren’t so many posts about ‘worsts’
BTW, if you’re not a routine reader of Mr. RudePundit, this is right up his (and MoDo’s, hehe) alley.
Cigarette’s over, back to my baby…cau all, and good night.
i thought so
is it s.2611?
kennedy is a co-sponsor on 2611
tw3k @ 363
Are you asking if it is Senate Bill 2611? If so, I’m not sure I haven’t been tracking it!!!
tw3k @ 364
I don’t think much will survive when it goes to conference for reconcilation with the House bill!!! For that matter, I don’t think it’ll even see Shrub’s pen!!!
well, thankfully better eyes than mine are upon it :)
drive-by: decent succinct couplet from a mopey break-up song heard on the car radio –
“I crawl alone into bed
oh well, enough said”
tw3k @ 367
Shrub is the Lamest of all Ducks, and, the Far Left and the Hard Right, both, have serious reservations with the shenanigans that still have yet to be disclosed!!!
punaise @ 368
((punaise)) missed your witty repartee!!!
gropes around for some lame joke about shooter and ducks
tw3k @ 371
Punaise help us out, o’wizard of wordplay!!!
:) yeah, much quicker than i.
Worst Lay Ever. (Ladies version.) Saw this gorgeous guy while out dancing. Managed to pick him up, er, get him to ask me out to breakfast after the hopping dance joint on edge of town closed. About 1 or 2 AM, I forget.
Mr. Attractive, however, could not hold up the *edge* of a conversation at breakfast, much less the entire other *side* of a conversation. I was so appalled at how stupid he was, I walked home. Told him I needed the exercise. Fortunately I didn’t live too far from the restaurant. Real reason, I did not want him to know where I lived.
Oh. My. God. He was stupid.
Now, ladies, before this, I’d been jealous of guys who were with bimbo gals. I thought they had a good thing going on. After this, I knew how heavy the price they were paying was, and knew I wasn’t willing to pay it.
So that’s the worst lay ever… the one that didn’t happen.
tw3k @ 373
Uhoh, I think Punaise has left the building!!!
East Coasty, Looks certainly aren’t everything, similarly, Brains are far superior to brawn!!!
Per Senator James Webb:
But, how difficult would it have been to reframe that?
East Coasty @ 374
I hate to be picky, but passing on #$%&ing this nitwit was the smart play – sounds like a purgatory lay… no sex and no headaches.
Wigwam @ 377
yup, the funds are certainly there for a withdrawl. not that anyone seems to want to bring the troops home.
Wigwam, I am deeply incensed with the dismal performance, not just with Webb, but my Senators, Akaka & Inouye, there will be hell to pay, when they arrive back in the Isles!!!
has any of the critters/candidates actually suggested bring the military home rather than redeploying to some convenient corner of the ME?
fake name @ 317
OK, so I’m probably way too late, but I my VHO is that a man, if he is worth keeping, will respond to some gentle, supportive, er, shall we say, guidance and education. A little, “Oh, baby, do more of that…Yeah, that feels so good!” is great positive reinforcement. A good lover will always want to make it good for both of you.
tw3k @ 381
I think Edwards mentioned something along those lines, ooh, Kucinich!!! The rest have spouted platitudes of reducing our presence, but, little more!!!
DrDick @ 249
I might just hate you now. (Because far more interesting than anything I was near today.)
OK, so It’s late, but Pach asked about our worst sex–so here it goes:
I, for reasons I won’t go into at the moment. got involved briefly with a total Kool-Ade drinker, married no less, I was rebounding from a broken heart, feeling unloved and unatractive. He was no only the most selfish lay (I won’t use the term lover) I ever had, but he also had this lingerie fetish. Not that I mind wearing nice lingerie, but he had very specific tastes which I will not get into here, and demanded I meet them, in order to satisfy his fanticies. It wound up being too much energy put into too much return, so when he called me and announced he’d be in town and demanded I alter my life for him, I told him he was “unworthy: to share my bed with me. Never heard back from him.
kristine @ 382
A little personal, but…
This is about ego. Every woman is different, so even an “experienced” dude has a lot to learn when a new lass comes along. Being forceful, gentle, playful when called for is different than respecting the wonder that is a “new girl”.
The “I’m a great fuck…” thing is useless if you can’t delight in the individuality of women. When we men release the aforementioned precept and open up to the possibility that learning is the fun part, we both win.
Right. The journey is in fact, its own reward.
CTuttle @ 383
i know opinions don’t count much, there are so many about this issue, i just wish all the wasted resources to secure “interests” was invested here.
DrDick @ 249
Is that snow, this late in the year? 2500 ft?
What a beauty of a spot!
tw3k @ 387
I couldn’t agree more, I think the DoE could have found a better use for the ‘missing’ 13 Bil., for instance! Any of the 2-5 Bil. spent per week, could have certainly shored up our society’s Safety Net!!!
Loo Hoo. @ 157
You can get an idea about Dick and Lynne by reading the porno she wrote. Denny Hastert is reputed to be gay, and alleged to have lost his job as a wrestling coach because of innappropriate conduct. This came out when the perv from Florida got busted for chatting with pages.
TexBetsy @ 268
CTuttle @ 383
hmmm… speak of the devil.
East Coasty @ 374
Or as one of my friends used to say (back when I was young. stupid and indiscriminate enough to need to be told) “if all you’re getting out of it is sex, it ain’t worth it.”
Of course, like most idiots, I had to learn the hard way rather than taking his word for it.
Wisdom = learning from /other/ people’s mistakes. ;)
Ah, the topic of bad sex…
My WLE is actually more of a “most heartbreaking lay ever”. I once had a boyfriend that wasn’t remotely interested in finding out what works for me in bed.
Now, I`m always prepared for, and in fact enjoy, a kind of learning curve with a new partner. Everything is fresh and new, and exploring each other, and fine-tuning your moves accordingly, can be both exciting and very intimate. But with this guy, what I first thought of as a mere lack of experience, turned out to be conscious selfishness.
Shorter jerk: “I don’t care what you like, because spending any time and effort on your enjoyment is more work than I care for, thank you very much.”
No amount of subtle and not-so-subtle hints or guidance made any difference. It was a hard realization that someone I loved and cared for had such a neanderthal view of female sexuality. Needless to say, we broke up shortly after I approached the subject.
But all the bad sex in the world aside, I think there`s a broader issue in the discussion of Senator Clinton`s love-life that needs to be addressed a lot more. That’s the fact that THIS SHOULD NOT BE AN ISSUE AT ALL.
If you dislike Clinton on the merits of her candidacy, if you disagree with her positions on the issues, or if you don’t think she has shown enough leadership in the senate to merit your support, then fine. Don’t support her. Find another candidate that inspires you. But don`t reduce a US senator, the first real female presidental candidate (no, Libby Doyle doesn`t count) to a piece of meat.
My own sexuality (as in what I like and how much I like it) is nowhere near relevant in discussions about my professionalism. I’m good at what I do for a living – and the fact that I can have multiple orgasms has nothing to do with that.
So please, if you can, leave the fact that women have sex and enjoy it out of any discussion on whether or not we’re competent at what we do.
Petrocelli @ 276
it was a religious experience …………
Sara (#394):
i believe that was Pach’s point when he wrote this post ………
Hey Pach,
Checking in late here. I am amazed that you only received 1-2 dozen direct replies to your (very provocative) inquiry. Just in case you are wondering perhaps where to direct the next focus of your psychology practice….
Two thoughts in direct response to your question:
One Thanksgiving dinner, a diverse group of new friends entertained the topic “What are some of the most embarassing words encountered during sex?” which is a bit redolent of your initial inquiry. I can still remember the lively discussion that ensued. The stories told are not mine to tell here, but suffice to say that the refrains “Big train a’coming” and “Sweet pussy” were among them.
In terms of the worst. lay. evah. I would have to take co-credit for the first time I ever had sex, where afterwards I asked of my suitor “Is that all?” And it was a genuine question in that I (we) enter sex after hearing so much about it and I was genuiely curious and trying to understand things. Who knows? – He might be writing about his WLE somewhere too!
Dixie:
Why do I suspect we met when I was a young Republican? Back then, I didn’t care for anything but my own desires/gratification. It wasn’t till I started to care about the woman who was with me and in general, other people, did my own life get better. I’d give anything to go back in time and make love to the women I only screwed over. But sadly, we can’t do that.
thewheezer @ 397
like the Peggy Lee song: “Is That All There Is?” ……..
there are very few people who know anything about my sex life and i will probably keep it that way, besides, i’d just rather remember the good parts ……….
Good morning, pups. I’m with fahrender on this one! Today the NYT serves up Ms. Dowd (not MoDo today) who’s angry about Iraq, Mr. Friedman who’s hopeful about the Class of 2007, and Mr. Rich who explains how Bush’s gang of Iraq warmongers are now trying to explain that the mess in Iraq is the Iraqis’ fault.
http://mgpaquin.wordpress.com/
Coffee and tea are ready, and I got out the old waffle iron. Of course there’s real maple syrup, but I also have some fruit syrups that are delicious, and I’m just sprinkling a mix of fresh berries on mine, with a judicious dusting of powdered sugar. Dig in, and have a good Saturday.
Mornin’ all!
I Lost My Son to a War I Oppose. We Were Both Doing Our Duty.
Among the hundreds of messages that my wife and I have received, two bore directly on this question. Both held me personally culpable, insisting that my public opposition to the war had provided aid and comfort to the enemy. Each said that my son’s death came as a direct result of my antiwar writings…
Israeli killed in Palestinian rocket attack
Mornin’… how about some classic Ani Difranco to start the day…
If you EVER get the chance to see her in concert, do, one of the greatest performers I’ve seen.
twolf1 @ 403
What assinine logic!
There’s a militarization of our society that is just inexcusable; it’s pathologic. The ‘job’ of our military is very basic, protection of our citizens, protection of our country. Iraq has (nor had) anything to do with either.
And what kind of people would write to a parent after such a devastating loss to place blame on that parent with such bullshit reasoning?
Wordsmith -
And what kind of people would write to a parent after such a devastating loss to place blame on that parent with such bullshit reasoning?
The personification of a republic thug.
New thread…
tw3k @ 333
Humiliation works for Republican neocons’s libido. It explains the sex fixation and the need to peek into everyone’s bedroom. This blog and comments are so tame compared to any that those closet pervs dare not write. They get off by minding other people’s sexual business. UGH.
I have only scanned the comments because I do not delight in reading about ther people’s sex lives, especially bad or humiliating ones. I wonder why, Pach, you chose this topic? And why you invited ladies to tell you about the worst event in their sex lives? It seems to me ungentlemanly.
But if you must know, my worst lay ever was voting for, contributing to and working for Dems in 2006 thinking it was a vote to end the war and then getting royally screwed this week. You’re welcome.
I’ve hunted and hunted for Bob Somerby’s little bomb drop on Tweety from last year but can’t find it. I think the story as a bit of value so I’ll relate it.
After some DC dinner or event Bob ran into Tweety outside with another guy. As I recall they exchanged a few pleasantries and then Tweety went off about some absolutely totally fabulous hooker he had just seen in the building.
Beyond how he was so certain she was a pro the only strange thing about it, to Bob , was how it just came out of the blue.
Not much that’s worth much can be read into this little story. Chris can easily afford the cream of the crop if he cares too and his easy display of desire for it, to bare acquaintances who in Bob’s case are published observers of the political scene suggests perhaps he does. No matter to me. Still it’s a nice counterpoint to the sort of scolding Irish male mother thing Tweety often got into with the Clintons.
Anyone who’s ever been Catholic can relate to the old Madonna and Whore dichotomy. It spills out of Chris all the time. Not that anyone can escape their culture and culture to me means all those things we feel and do and say without any thought at all. However when your making well into the six figures and are on TV a hundred odd days a year with your own show wouldn’t it be wise to spend a few moments of self examination from time to time.
Well no actually. It’s the six million a year or whatever which prevents self examination. The money is validation so why question?
Rayne @ 21
Now I’m starting to feel biased against. The phallicly-equipped of us in the audience were always tought that this sort of behavior is disgusting, as in “yeah, Betty may have a nice rack but she’s boring in bed.” Nice to know equality for women has come to mean adopting the worst behavior traits of the proverbial locker room.
Hang on . . . just adjusting my helmet and fla(c)k jacket . . .there! Okay, blast away.
How soon we forget.
Wow. I scanned up to message # 175 and I can’t tell you how boring this was.
What a fascinating subject possibility…
Americans are, like, sodescended from Puritans!
Mabel’s Wig Shack @ 414
I think there might have been more stories if nom de plumes had been a possibility…
-S