god speaksFrom the FDL Dept. of Accidental Poetry:

“An outdoor news conference in perfect spring weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not without its hazards. As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, ‘I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.’ Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.”

We at the D.A.P. feel that the only way this act of God could have been more appropriate would be if it had been a bull rather than a sparrow flying over the Rose Garden to deliver its steaming payload.

Thank you and have a pleasant tomorrow. 

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