Well, I know we've all felt pretty discouraged today.  It appears that The Commander Guy will get his blank check, but hey, chances are nobody's dosed you with Polonium-210.  See?  There's something to be grateful for.

Other Reasons to Be Cheerful:

1. Rush Limbaugh is not your landlord.

2. You're not the poor soul who's fielding Ann Althouse's frantic 3:00am phone-calls.

3. You probably don't have Ebola.

4. Those pants make your ass look fantastic.  (Unless, of course, you aren't wearing any pants, which brings us to…)

5. You're not wearing any pants.

So, whistle a happy tune.  After all tomorrow is another day.  And it's the day the world gets a Brand New Monica. 

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