Sitting in for our beloved TRex who's homeward-bound from Jane's house tonight, I thought we could gather 'round the LateNite hearth to tell some travel tales. The call of the far-off train whistle, the allure of the international air terminal, the excitement of not knowing what's around the bend on that mountain pass you're hiking, the delight of the Airbus middle seat — well, not so much the last of those, but surely travel makes the heart skip a beat, sometimes?
Catch that stranger's eye while in a crowded security line; see your good friend's book of poems revealed in a fellow passenger's carryon bag; overhear a conversation in a language the speakers don't know you understand — ??
Okay, I'll start! On the last fast train from Paris to Brussels one night, I shared a second-class compartment with three Danish students my age (and my thirteen-year-old brother curled up in the corner) when the talk turned to politics. It was 1973 and my father, then working for SHAFE, had warned us not to appear unpatriotic when speaking with foreigners, even though many of them had pointed questions. Most questions stemmed from not understanding how Nixon could hold out with such clear evidence of wrongdoing around him; in any parliamentary system, a leader would have been long gone.
Two weeks prior, Watergate Committee Minority Counsel Fred Thompson had asked H.R. Haldeman's former assistant Alexander Butterfield his crucial question, "Are you aware of any listening devices in the Oval Office of the President?" and the entire world now knew the tapes were there for the listening. About ten days later, Nixon's physician had announced the President's life-threatening phlebitis, a diagnosis being taken with a grain of salt, given his new and immediate political troubles.
Anyway, back to the train — one Dane pointed to my International Herald Tribune and asked, "Nixon is sick, no?" Knowing my opinion of Nixon and our father's warnings, my brother's ears pricked up, to hear just how I handled this international discussion without criticizing America. In all seriousness, I repled, "Yes, our President is very sick." One of the students laughed while he rotated his index finger around his ear in the universal symbol for crazeee and said, "Yes, he's sick in the head."
"Well," I said, "I don't know about that, but he's certainly a criminal."
Cheers and high-fives all around, much to little brother's shock. Our discussion continued all the way to Brussels where our newfound friends said they needed a place to crash until tomorrow's train north. We offered our parent's living room floor, so my Dad was greeted the next morning by a handsome young man from Denmark who announced, "Your son thinks Nixon is a criminal. Good for him!"
Moral of my travel story — beware what you reveal to strangers on a train!
Who's next?
PS — Speaking of travel, have you made your
Yearly Kos plans yet?
ZeD☼
Lolo !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT! Late Nite TSF!
Who needs TV when I got TRex!
Wee Balrog on deck!
-GSD
First time I smiled all day Teddy!
William Roger!
Balrog @ 7
not for a girl!
TSF!!!
Nice Teddy.
So your parents were living in Brussels?
my ghod, Fred Thompson is the one who outed Butterfield and brought down Nixon. and now he may try to take over from chimpy?
There
Aint
No
Justice!
TANJ TANJ TANJ TANJ
Good evening, all — who’s got a travel tale to share?
Hi, SnK-get the science h’work done?
Valley Girl @ 10
Yeah, my dad had some secret internetwork-work over there at the time, and Mom had taken leave from her job to be with him. Bro and I were there for the summer. Spent lotsa time in second-class compartments, changing trains late at nite all over Europe. I highly recommend the student railpass travel plan.
lolo @ 6
oh, my lolo, I’m glad I was here then, the day’s almost done! and no smiles til now?
TeddySanFran @ 12
I have plenty of travel tales, but none are specifically related to politics. You set the bar high, Teddy.
So far, I have visited Waco, Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio, Houston and Corpus Christi. I have always traveled with family and never had much like that happen. I don’t think I have ever talked to anyone about politics and I mostly meet Texans. I have not been on a real train or an airplane yet but I will.
I couldn’t think of a good travel story if I tried right now. I still haven’t recovered mentally from March’s four-days-to-Cambridge-and-back, messed-up-sinuses and overnight-stay-in-the-terminal-at-O’Hare horror.
Suzanne @ 9
**==splash==**
RonD @ 13
Yep. All hwk is done.
SnarKassandra @ 17
You will learn that flying economy class is a great deal like being in hell, only without comfortable upholstery.
I don’t have a travel tale so much as I have a commentary on the difference between our TSA people at US airports vs the British equivalent.
Last year before boarding the plane at Dulles en route to England, I had carefully placed the maximum allowable toiletries in my carry-on into a clear plastic zip-top bag, as instructed on the TSA website. Went through security and they held my carry-on for inspection. Turns out that I should have presented the plastic bag to the security folks, rather than letting it stay in the bag. Ok, sorry guys, no problem, a thousand apologies, see ya!
Meanwhile over in England, on the return trip, I went through security at Stanstead with my purse and my carry-on. The airport security guy said “Did you know that you’re only allowed one carry-on bag?” My heart sank and I said no, I wasn’t aware, and I was trying to think what the hell I was going to do. Then he said “Oh well, you’re here anyway!” and let me go through. I thought it was interesting.
Nice to see ya front paged again, TSF. Didn’t wanna splash and get everyone all wet.
lolo, I’m beginning to get concerned…
I was 20 and in Rome at the fountain where I met an architect on a motor bike …..
This isn’t much, but I almost rid the world of Newt Gingrich.
I was on a capitol tour and we came around a corner going one way at a brisk walk and plowed right into newt with a gaggle of senators going the other at a good clip. he bounced right off my torso and almost fell, right next to a stairwell which went down about three floors. If he had hit me a little different, he would have gone right down those stairs and been probably paralyzed or dead.
I never thought about it until afterwards….and then my first thought was, “is his hair REAL?”
LoudounLib @ 22
The TSA is a dumping ground for assholes and bullies. I thought it couldn’t get worse than coming back through Memphis a couple of years ago, but Chicago proved me wrong in March.
Teddy, tell us more about this “handsome young man from Denmark.”
Where did he sleep again?
:)
Alfred Kelgarries @ 11
Thompson asked the question at the public hearings; it’s never been clear who asked the question during “staff time” beforehand. Butterfield went up to the Hill determined not to mention the taping system unless asked, but John Dean had already told the Committee’s staffers that he assumed taping was being done. The question was being asked routinely by the time Butterfield showed up.
Patrick 4/4 @ 24
ME TOO! I was trying for it for 15 minutes.
oddball @ 4
Ya got the T part right… ;) Teddy!!!
Most of my travel stories are along the lines of EDP’s, the latest with the added embellishment of two small children. The airline’s computer thought it would be acceptable to seat my husband, my 4 year old, my 1 year old and me in the middle seats in different aisles.
Valley Girl @ 10
Apparently he and his younger were the original Brussels Sprouts . . . :groan:
TeddySanFran @ 29
thank you, i feel better now. ooo, i just remembered i promised instructions on using RSS in firefox for a mac…gotta go linky hunting…
I used to travel quite a bit between the UK and the US.
Living in the UK, I came back to the US for a conference. Immigration officer in Miami said, oh, Ph.D.? Piled higher and deeper? That was back when.
Suzanne @ 23
Sir Theropod was kind enough to ask me to substitute for him this evening as he heads home; we had a wee Balrog-type problem getting the post outta the gate, but now all is well!
Lea-no uh @ 32
Were you able to shuffle around and get everybody together? The one time GoodMrsPuma went with me to Holland, the attendants and other passengers were very nice about helping us out so we could sit together.
TeddySanFran @ 36
Make your post do jumping jacks?
I got offered 20 bucks to _get_ a blow-job hitch-hiking from Albuquerque into Navajo land. :/
Alfred Kelgarries @ 26
707!!
Kirk (I belive…) wanted a way to use RSS on a mac. I’m deaf dumb and blind in mac land, but this may help…
http://www.macinstruct.com/node/62
EvilDrPuma @ 37
Were you able to shuffle around and get everybody together? The one time GoodMrsPuma went with me to Holland, the attendants and other passengers were very nice about helping us out so we could sit together.
After a lovely 4 hour wait in the Denver airport, they managed to get three seats together for the boys and me (I had the lactating breasts with me at the time) and my husband managed to get a very cranky lady to let him sit on the aisle next to us. It almost came to blows though.
Evening Fire Pups. Seems we have the transitory fuckery tonight.
tw3k @ 39
That was you?!? How ya been?
SnarKassandra @ 30
Sure it starts off fun, but too much of anything just isn’t healthy.
What if she starts trying to get Zeds at strange blogs – and we don’t know where they’ve been? Lolo, we just want to help.
I had german measles in Rangoon.
I sat next to the road manager for the Weather Report on a flight to London. I thus got to drive around London in a black Jag with the Weather Report and eat Chinese in SoHo with them. I met Wayne Shorter backstage.
The road manager for Duran Duran, return trip to London after a big tour, was a few seats up (coach class). We was buying drinks for everyone. I did not have a circadian rhythm for several days.
Lea-no uh @ 41
Good grief, what a mess.
Ok Teddy,
The day I got discharged from the USAF, I booked a flight out of NOLA and spent the 6 hour wait for departure in the bar. In uniform, everyone wanted to buy me drinks-upon check-in, the nice Pan Am people gave me a free upgrade to first-class, where I was then informed me that my drinks were free. Yep. Layover in Miami, trying to change planes, to drunk to tell if they’re speaking Spanish(which I don’t) or just English I can’t follow, finding the plane with the help of a charitable soul from the first leg whom I’d been laying drunkenese politics on, then the flight into Tampa-vague memories of leading songs, drinking games on the plane, somebody handing out cigars. How I managed to come home from the Air Force and not wind up in jail is a mystery to me to this day.
I have been the picture of decorum since.
Being a frequent long haul flyer is a different experience than Seat 56E at the back of packed 747. I do the same route regularly and know most of the flight attendants on a first name basis and usually get an upgrade to biz class (those facts are not related). The price is, of course, being a frequent long haul flyer – it’s 14 hours each way.
TSA is pretty much pretend security – they fail almost every real test put to them. We think it stands for Thousands Standing Around.
LoudounLib @ 22
TSA’s roll-out and implementation of the various rules, even just stateside, is incredibly slapdash. Especially since one is treated with great suspicion when not doing things the right way — when each airport has its own right way!
I recall not having my ID out somewhere for someone’s second inspection (at SFO, we show ID just once) and being treated like a terrrist. Trying to tell TSA I didn’t know the rules were different did not make things any easier.
I had taken a long weekend, spending it shacked up at at a fancy resort hotel in Scottsdale, AZ. My mother always calls me every Sunday nite at 6pm. I had only told her I was going out of town because one just doesn’t tell their mother, no matter how progressive she is, that her beloved daughter is headed outta town for a weekend of s*x.
I’ll be damned if she didn’t call my friggin room Sunday Nite, saying she was just making her usual call and wanted me to know that she could find me.
I still haven’t figured out how she did it.
Long day, must sleep…nighty night everyone!
Valley Girl @ 46
That is so weird. I had Thai food in Munich.
Oh yeah, speaking of travel – I was out of town in Richmond, VA this weekend, and gas prices down there aren’t as much lower than the DC area as they usually are. However, my wonderful dad has a discount card through a grocery store there (hey, he’s enjoying those senior discounts!) and I paid $2.83/gal. Nice!
blue e @ 25
more, please!
EvilDrPuma @ 21
Ha! Boo-hoo!
petedownunder @ 48
Thousands Standing Around Believing That Being As Rude As Possible Proves You’re Competent? Guess not…that would be TSABTBARAPPYC, which not coincidentally sounds a lot like the bodily function I associate with them.
tw3k @ 39
I knew this would be a great LateNite topic!
Patrick 4/4 @ 52
Best I ever managed was the runs in Mexico.
Sorry, forgot to point out that I had gone out of state for that weekend and she still found me.
bonkers @ 44
lol, f00ker.
howz that turn-stop job :P
((( waves at petedownunder )))
EvilDrPuma @ 59
Yeah, the Temple of the Moon is great.
Suzanne @ 59
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool Mom.
The son of war critic Andrew Bacevich has been killed in Iraq. R.I.P.
Speaking of sympathy for the families.
Dr. Laura has popped out of her crypt to tell military families to stop whining about their loved ones being away……Because they could come back missing arms, legs and eyeballs….then they’d have something to whine about.
The American soul, whithering on the vine.
-GSD
EDP – The TSA folks at SFO seem to be pretty polite and cheerful for the most part. If you want truly lax security try the regional airports in Oz. You can only bring your chain saw if if it fit in the overhead compartment.
I got so pissed off at how the TSA people were behaving on a flight out of my home town that I gave the supervisor an earful. Not that it changed anything, but I felt better for having done so.
(waives at LoudounLib and then goes back to work)
petedownunder @ 65
707!
I’d settle for being able to bring on a fucking tube of toothpaste weighing more than three ounces.
RonD @ 48
nice thing about about being in uniform :/
Valley Girl @ 67
Wait till you go through next time …..
Valley Girl @ 66
How are your body cavities feeling after that experience?
Paris security took my antique brass candlestick (purchased at Marche aux Puces) from my carry on bag and claimed it might be a terrorist weapon. I was given a piece of paper to collect it in Newark, NJ, but it never arrived. Upon my insistence, the airline crew investigated the plane hold and made bad jokes about the Clue game and the candelstick… I’ve not bought anything abroad except food items since.
bonkers @ 44
red wine good in mouth
hurts in nose
bad on keybpard
Suzanne @ 60
Suz- that is interesting. Mothers to have ESP, I am convinced. But, I’d like to think that there is some logical explanation. Did you say she was a travel agent?
RonD — thanks for your decorum, that’s a great mustering-out story!
does being in an earthquake count? i was in managua nicaragau the year before the big quake that levelled the city. What got me was the roaring noise from all around, like the earth itself was groaning in agony…lost some friends in the next one…
on the trip there as we drove across the isthmus of mexico a lesser earthquake knocked out the power to the little village of (i’m NOT making this up) Pijijijiapan and I was chosen scorpion and spider watcher while the others slept. they came in through the vents in the walls when there were no lights. big purple and green furred spiders about a foot across (incl legs), big black scorpions about nine inches long, and little tiny green scorpions about three inches long which chased the other two insects around. When one would drop off the ceiling I would knock it on the floor with my broom and chase it out the door.
we found out the next morning that the little green sucker was instant death if it stung you. the spiders were harmless, and the black scorpions no more dangerous than wasps.
i’ll never forget the Night of The Scorpions…
petedownunder @ 67
(hesitates to say that I’m off until Friday ;-) )
Retired real estate agent, VG.
On Colbert:
(video)Romney: “I can’t imagine ANYTHING worse than polygamy.”
Colbert: “Oh, really? What if they were Minotaurs? What if they were gay? What if they were…gay Minotaurs? Presidents are not allowed to have a failure of imagination. Mr. Romney!”
Suzanne @ 60
Had you left your contact info with a friend? Was the hotel room in your name? Or was it just mom-ESP?
Suzanne @ 78
Maybe a retired secret agent? “I could tell you, dear, but then I’d have to kill you. Good night.”
RonD @ 79
ROFLMFAO!
TeddySanFran @ 81
Maybe mom set up the date.
RonD @ 79
I guess that does not apply to the current occupant.
pete, Dr. evil-
haha- thanks for the heads up!
Actually, the closest I ever came to being strip searched was going through immigration in Germany. I was wearing a large coat, and had short blond hair. I think they thought I was a Baader-Meinhof terrorist.
That is excellent news, LL. You’ll be able to catch all the new scandals as they happen instead of playing catchup after work.
TSF, room in my name but I did not tell her I was flying to AZ. Only told her I was going out of town for the long weekend.
Christine Edmonson @ 73
How about ur thumbs?
TeddySanFran @ 14
God awful posts and news all day. I feel better now. I get to hear about vacations and trips. I went back to last nights Late Nite this morning to see if anyone else posted stories of themselves. That thread continued all night. So many nice commenters if any of you missed it please go back and check it out you will not be disappointed. So come out from where ever you are and tell us your tales.’
lolo
Valley Girl @ 85
Maybe they thought you were Angela Merkel with a dye job. Dubya thought she was supposed to be easy.
lolo @ 1
Lolo!
I don’t hear the Disneyland fireworks yet… oh, I’m half an hour early.
Christine Edmonson @ 73
That wasn’t security. That was someone coveting your candlestick.
TeddySanFran @ 91
Was the security agent named Clouseau, by any chance?
A decade and a 1/2 ago on an odessey in a scandanavian country I met a fellow in a graveyard with a cell phone. This country being famous for these contraptions, I was put in contact with a genealogist who much aided a roots search. Records back to the 15th century, a church built in the 12th, a farm where my grandfather was born, and relatives discovered that I didn’t know existed. I am pleased with a more complete historical perspective also. A magic ride it was.
EvilDrPuma @ 64
Our cell phones work in any state.
Paddington Station, 11:58pm-5:15am, 1999. A trolley on which were perched precariously two unbelievably heavy suitcases and one obscenely heavy ‘carry on’ bag, waiting for dawn and the train to Heathrow, plane to Sydney. There were, initailly, about four stranded souls that night, plus the sounds of many workpersons engaged in a massive construction effort just outside. We each picked our ‘corner’ and shrugged miserably into isolated dazes. About three in the morning I couldn’t help but notice that I needed to use the loo. I sighed, and started pushing my luggage-laden trolley toward the restrooms. Once I arrived I was duly impressed by the barred and chained gate separating me from the now urgently needed facilities. It was quite tall. I reckoned that while I could manage to climb it, there was no way I could throw all my bags over the top, and equally no way I could leave my bags sitting there all by their lonesome. Sigh. The situation was beyond pressing, at this point. So I calmly pushed my trolley outside, where I was greeted on my right hand by the taxi rank and several snoozing taxi drivers. I couldn’t go right, obviously, so left I trundled behind the most awkward pile of luggage imaginable. Left was uphill, need I mention. Time was running out. The sound of the construction workers was getting exceedingly loud. Ah – there was a doorway, tucked slightly in from the wall. Ah Ha! Resolutely not thinking about the fact that the door could open at any minute, releasing an abundance of construction workers to their smoke-o, I wedge/braced that blasted trolley in front of me, mooned that door for all I was worth, clutched my travel packet of tissues in one paw, and let forth. Never have I wee-ed so quickly and never have I felt better for it.
SnarKassandra @ 17
My in-laws host exchange students every year from all different countries. It’s a really cool way to see a different part of the world when you are still in HS. You might want to check it out!
petedownunder @ 49
G’day Mate!!! Thousands standing around… 707!!!
SK, she called me on the hotel room phone. I did not have a cell phone at the time.
TeddySanFran @ 18
Beautiful dive Suzanne
Pijijijiapan
wow!
Old Man Chatter . . .
I remember crossing the Pacific on a TWA Constellation, coming from Manilla to SF, musta been ‘58 or so . . . I woulda been 5. Gilley would smile at that, that Tri Tail Constellation prop beast . . . . here’s to Gilley he needs our love.
I DO recall in Manilla, on the ship we sailed in on from Saigon, that there was a fire on board, and we had to evacuate. My mom, with a 7 year old daughter, me a 5 year old son, and a younger brother of 3, who was born in Saigon, and had never seen the USA.
Pops was still ‘incountry’. My mom had some serious shit to deal with in her time overseas.
Ummm . . . . ‘62 or so? Pathet Lao pin down my pops in the Vientienne Embassy. Tanks, mortors. Goes on for a couple of weeks. We put up mattresses around our ‘house’ of thin wood in the USAID Compound, where we lived. Stray buullets ya know. We got out, made it to Bangkok alone, pops still pinned down.
He got out a few days after we did. Met us in Bangkok. I recall mom RAILING godforsaken at him (this was NOT white picket fenced in houseing she thought she was getting to marry him).
I backpacked the Sierra Nevada Mountains, from Yosemite south to Kings Canyon. From ‘71 thru ‘78 or so. Did some cross country skiing up there, almost died one winter but hiked out of Yosemite Creek with broken snoshoes . . . took us 14 hours to make a 4 hour descent from about 2 miles up Yosemite Creek back down to the Falls Trail and down to The Valley. Snowing all the way, hip deep for a lot, and it was CLEAR TRAIL on the way up the day before. January of ‘72 I believe, my birthday.
Saw Whitney twice, never went there.
Climbed as high as 13,500 though, once, with a school group of 25, junior and high schooler’s. I was 21, and a so called leader.
Saw a snow finch and sky pilot (only time in 10 years I ever saw a sky pilot flower) at that 13,500, as we were trying to get out alive on and across a 5 foot wide snow bridge up the east side of Mt. Lyell (teachers and my bud’s the other scouts took the wrong climb off the Lyle Canyon route).
We were lucky to get out of that one alive, there was a 1,000 foot drop on the right of that snow bridge into an icy blue pool of spring snow and melt. And a rock face to our left, where the snow finch and the sky pilot danced for us.
No ropes, ice axes, or cramp on’s
We cut steps with shovels, n waded thru snow melt praying we wouldn’t slip and die. We all got wet and cold by the end. And alpine glacier burnt, too . . . exposure for a few. My lips swelled up like baloons that night and the next few days, even after coming off the mountain.
It was late in the afternoon by the time we cleared the saddle of the wrong pass we went up over, and the other side was almost straight downhill.
Skree scramble, one person at a time, packs on camp cord for a hundred feet at at time. It was dark by the time we cleared the pass, hit a lake basin at 13K or so, and set up tents on rocks. Wounded, and scared to shit.
We hiked out the next day, made it to Upper Lil Yosemite Valley, had an overnight and hit Yosemite Valley and cold beer the next day.
Those are some of MY travels.
Others?
Suzanne @ 99
Ohhhh!
EvilDrPuma @ 93
Agents in the US really made fun of me, and the airline said that they were not a part of Paris Security. It MUST have been Clouseau…
BTW, please excuse my ignorance, would someone please explain the “707″ reference?
Alfred Kelgarries @ 11
Don’t worry — he doesn’t have a chance. For one thing, he’s been a lobbyist longer than he’s been anything else, and lobbyists aren’t exactly popular nowadays. For another, John Dean — yes, THAT John Dean — knows mucho dirt on him, and used just the hint of what he knew, during the Watergate hearings lo these many years ago, to make Mister Studly Stud Man back down from a line of “tough” questioning. (Yes, Thompson was still a relative tyro, but he was around DC long enough to get dirty, and Dean knew it.)
*ilbo @ 94
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
OFF TOPIC!!!
New post on my site about child abuse among military families during a deployment.
RonD @ 104
LOL, fallen over backwards.
RonD @ 105
It is LOL upside down. Laughing Out Loud so hard you’re upside down.
Suzanne @ 51
Mother’s intuition??? It didn’t disturb you, did it??? ;)
707
laughing out loud so hard ya fall over and out of your chair – 707 is LOL upside down.
Last Tuesday’s Columbus Dispatch had an article about the B.R.E.A.D. Assembly I attended on Monday, May 7. It’s a pretty decent overview of the meeting, attended by 2000 central Ohioans. My quibble is that the people representing the payday lending industry get the “last word” in the article, but I can counterbalance that by sharing the transcript of the part of the meeting where a B.R.E.A.D. representative answered those claims.
Click
SnarKassandra @ 107
Well, you know that child abuse is a tender spot with me right now. I say string ‘em up.
Ok…feeling suitably stupid now…thank you.
lolo @ 8:49 -
That *was* a lovely thread last nite. And only the morning can tell us what twists and turns TSF’s travel road may take this evening.
Patrick 4/4 @ 23
about what my terrible spelling? (grrrrr stupid spell check)
Hhhhmmmm @ 96
I am so laughing at that one!
Thank you Hhhhmmmmm!
RonD @ 114
There’s no such thing as a stupid question…there are only stupid Bush supporters.
SnarKassandra @ 107
Yet another tragic side effect of this insanely stupid and unnecessary war. Why can’t we just haul all of them off to the Hague?
RonD, it is a term exclusive to FDL. Like being EPU’d.
EvilDrPuma @ 114
No. Help them. They weren’t abusers before the army stole away their other half to go to a stupid war.
larue @ 102
Wow. Just — wow.
Nothing I could relate would compare.
Suzanne, all I can say is that your mom has magical super-mom powers ;-)
RonD @ 114
707
Suzanne @ 121
Speaking of which (so RonD doesn’t need to feel like the only idiot), what does “EPU’d” actually mean?
DrDick @ 127
I have seen 707 in other places.
Suzanne,
That is “MOM-DAR”
VG,
Whenever I see “PhD” my response is, “Oh, so you’re a real Doctor.”
SnarKassandra @ 122
My dear, I think we nominate you for sainthood.
LL, my mother is an amazing woman. The bitch I have about it is that she knows that I’m still, 20 years later, trying to figure out the how and she still won’t tell me.
Balrog @ 7
Sigh. You all have had enough time to decipher the name of my newest child.
Which of course is not the real name.
Class?
SnarKassandra @ 122
But they are now. Nothing can be allowed to justify this behavior. Ever.
DrDick @ 130
no
Dr.Dick, you are my hero at this moment.
FYI -
Whistleblower panel coming up on C-Span 1.
SnarKassandra @ 29
Good Grief get a life. *g*
Many decades ago, I arrived in Copenhagen. Somehow figured out that there was a central office or something. I told them my surname, my father’s name, and my grandfather’s name. A day later, they phoned me, with information about my great-aunt and her daughter, who lived in Copenhagen. I had had no idea about them before. I met them at Tivoli, and was also treated to a family weekend on the coast. That WAS magical. I also learned that Danish women occasionally smoke cigars. Slim cigars.
For Bay Area Kos-firepups: there’s a Yearly Kos fundraiser on June 1 in EssEff — details
TeddySanFran @ 36
BALROG!
Hey OFG!
rethugs are going after Kirsten Gillibrand in upstate ny.
she needs our help.
see NYT front page.
yo send money.
I found this on my travels, and I dedicate it to lolo!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU
peterboy @ 142
link
Loo Hoo @ 140
Terry!
Valley Girl @ 35
STILL TRUE!!!! :grin:
TeddySanFran @ 144
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05…..an.html?hp
Lolo I have a life 23 hrs 55 min a day/ Then I spend 5 minutes trying to get the ZED for late night.
Do YOU have a life?
Alfred Kelgarries @ 40
No Cheating *g*
EvilDrPuma @ 114
it’s not pretty but it is a counter-tactic.
TeddySanFran @ 101
it’s real….except it has one less “ji”. forty years does that to a person…
http://www.mexicodesconocido.c…..idpag=1669
EDP can i email you if Aunt Betsy gives me your add?
TeddySanFran @ 139
I will be there, hope ya’ll can make it in the west, it iz the best.
Suzanne @ 60
Suzanne @ 51
Seriously creepy.
Other than your esteemed self, did your mom know other people in police / military spook world?
Ned Ludd pays with cash
lolo @ 137
The tin-foil hat didn’t work that time!!!
kirk murphy @ 153
Did she ask your friends? Does she see your credit card? Did you have the tickets hanging on your fridge? (I watch Monk whenever it is on.)
EvilDrPuma @ 132
Sorry, Cassie. I popped off a little there. It now appears that the perpetrator of the abuse I talked about last week is going to get off. Seems that the perp and perp’s spouse have persisted in stalking the victim, who refuses to tell a consistent story to the investigators (out of fear, no doubt). I’m very angry and very disillusioned, but none of that warrants snapping at you this way. You’ve come away from abuse with an enlightened attitude, and that is deserving of praise, no matter how grouchy I may be at the moment.
Lea-no uh @ 32
This just happened to me last week, with 3 and 5 year olds! It was a nightmare trying to get people to move seats. There was this couple who had two aisle seats across from each other and neither one of them wanted to give up their seat so that we could sit next to the kids. We realized the only solution was to cheerfully say that the kids would be just fine on their own, sitting in those two middle seats next to said couple. “No problemo! They’re mostly potty trained anyway! Really, they’ll be fine! Just remind them not to kick the seat in front of them and make sure the little one has an airsick bag during takeoff! We’ll be ten rows back if you need anything!” Needless to say, they moved. Wankers. But it seems that the airlines are perfectly happy to make the customers figure out seating. What’s up with that?
So, if you are flying in an airplane, and you start walking towards the back to the restrooms, if you stop and jump up in the air, will the back of the airplane crash into you at 600 mph?
I’ve always been too afraid to try this.
SnarKassandra @ 150
Absolutely you may. But also see my apology of a moment ago.
Oilfieldguy @ 158
Only if the windows are open.
Oilfieldguy @ 157
That is not fear. That is wisdom.
TeddySanFran @ 12
I’m up way past my bedtime – especially since I have to get up at 5am to work the polls tomorrow – but I have to share my one decent travel story: “The East Coast Travel Tour.”
Almost 20 years ago, when my now-ex and I lived in Phoenix, we travelled home to PA twice a year, mid-June and
Christmashunting season. In December 1988, we and our almost-2yo left for the airport at 11:30pm, having called the Friday before to confirm our flight’s departure time of 1am MT. Unfortunately, USAir is based in Pittsburgh, and their staff didn’t realize Arizona doesn’t observe Daylight Savings, so our plane took off as we were checking in.After several minutes of shouting, the Phx personnel decided getting us out of town was a good idea, and arranged for us to go on a Piedmont flight (USAir having just bought that airline) to Charlotte, where they would hold the connector to Pittsburgh and we could pick up our commuter flight to Elmira NY. “Don’t worry – it’ll wait for you.”
Right. As we, lugging carry-ons and previously-mentioned 2yo, raced from one end to the other of the Charlotte airport, our flight took off. No problem said the gate staff. They’d put us on the next flight out and we would connect to another flight that would take us to Syracuse. Next flight? Tampa. “Don’t worry. We’ll make sure they hold it for you.”
Right. In Tampa, a mix-up occurred…and yet another flight left without us. It’s now 11am EDT, we’ve been up for almost 36 hours with only a catnap on the 4hr flight to the East Coast, and we haven’t eaten since 5pm (MT) the night before. Plus, we have a 2yo.
At 230pm Tampa puts us on a plane to Columbus. “Don’t worry…blah, blah, blah.”
Right. We missed the connector in Columbus. By now the 2yo is cranky and miserable, telling us, “No mo’ panes. Go home!” We’ve cannibalized the giant ham, cheese, and cracker gift basket intended for the in-laws who were putting us up for 2 weeks, paying $3 a bottle for water, and learning to bathe in sinks. And, we’re running out of diapers, having planned on buying such supplies at home.
Columbus’ USAir people found yet another flight, and 4 hours later we landed in Philly at 830-ish. At least we were in the right state. I was all for calling our family to come get us there.
Then I saw the commuter plane they intended us to get to Elmira in. It was a little prop plane, so small I had to hunch over as I walked down the aisle – and I’m only 5′3″. That thing bounced and rattled and hummed the entire 50 minutes of the trip, and to make a horrible situation worse, the baby got violently airsick over most of the passengers.
We finally landed in Elmira at 10:55p, 12 hours late and nearly 21 hours after leaving home – where our checked luggage was waiting for us (having made it on the original flights) but our ride wasn’t, having been told by Elmira at 9pm that there were no more flights arriving that day.
In the fall of 2005, we took my dad (age 86 at the time) to DC to see the WWII Memorial. We had no problems with security going from Long Beach Ca to Dulles, but coming back was a different story. I bought Dad a lightweight wheelchair because his legs get tired and he has trouble walking up inclines. This wheelchair came with a little tool, an all-in-one wrench thingie that amounts to a 3 1/2″ X 1″ metal bar with 3 cutouts in the appropriate shapes to tighten bolts on the wheelchair. It traveled in my purse, and when we went through security the woman at the x-ray viewer stopped me and asked what I had in my purse.
“What? I don’t know what’s in my purse.”
I couldn’t think of anything in particular… my reading glasses, my blood pressure and allergy meds and inhalers, pens, pencils, paper, checkbook, wallet, coin purse …. I don’t know what else, just the stuff you carry in a purse.
I asked her to let me look at the screen, and she ordered me to step back.
“Well, give me the purse and let me look.”
You’d have thought I was waving a gun from her reaction, but then she again demanded to know what was in my purse. I told her they could dump it all out in a tray and have a look if they needed to, and she freaked. She called her supervisor.
In the meantime, Dad is trying to sit down in his wheelchair (they made him walk through the security gate which is really ok, but it’s a little tricky seating him in it) I’m trying to put his shoes on him and tie them, and another agent comes up and tells me we have to move because blah blah blah. I must have had given him a dangerous look when I said, “He is 86. He is a veteran of WWII. I am putting his shoes on him because he can’t easily do this himself. We are not moving until she (I indicated the woman at the x-ray) is finished with us. You’ve got a problem, take it up with her. He flinched and scurried away just as the supervisor ran up.
The boss looked at the screen and I got to peek over her shoulder at this point, and she told the woman, “This is an allowable item. Don’t you read the bulletins? It was in yesterday’s.” The idiot said, “but what is it?” I said, “Oh! It’s the tool to adjust the wheelchair.”
“Why didn’t you tell me what it was?”
After a shocked pause, I leaned toward her and did not yell, but in very intense tone told her, “Because I had NO IDEA what you were asking about, YOU wouldn’t let me look at it.”
I heard some of the other people behind us chuckle, even though they had been held up a bit. That almost made it better.
EvilDrPuma @ 161
Happens all the time. It’s called air pizza.
LS @ 143
LS!!! lolo, this is you’re idol!!! 707
Oilfieldguy @ 157
Well, it can’t be as bad as actually jumping out of the airplane, which I hear some people actually do for fun.
EvilDrPuma @ 18
You’re not a real traveler until you’ve been stranded at ORD.
Patrick 4/4 @ 53
Fried bananas in Saigon?
Anyone know about that round hollow tube of sugared pastry that’s about a foot long? Cripsy, sugared, sold in Saigon outta them 4 gallon metal containers with straps on them for the vendor to haul . . . . food from the god’s, never had it since I was a young boy over there.
Oilfieldguy @ 158
I would only be afraid about trying this if the rotating earth has the same effect when you jump!
Oilfieldguy @ 158
only if you manage to lose your inertial velocity. remember how you were pressed into your seat during takeoff? that was the inertial velocity of the plane being added to your body. when you land the jerk forward is the universe (a stingy person) taking that inertial velocity away from you. but while you are in motion you have it and jumping up won’t get rid of it (i have, at the ripe old age of 11, experimentally verified this. the spanking was worth it.)
various science fiction devices claim to be able to “cancel” inertia, usually to allow faster than light travel. i prefer frame dragging myself (warp drive) because we have actually observed it in action between two pulsars. as soon as we figure out how to generate artificial gravity, warp drive becomes at least technically feasable.
TeddySanFran @ 55
Mrs. Kravitch, they rebuilt Rome AND the fountain, not that it’s any of our business . . ;-)
EvilDrPuma @ 159
OK. Go read your mail. I am going to sleep.
Night y’all!
Fern @ 169
It would get you to Europe a whole lot quicker than taking an airplane – and cheaper too.
SnarKassandra @ 148
Now, now, Missie, be nice to your elders!!! Bwhahaha… ;)
SnarKassandra @ 171
Night Cassie.
Travelling on skis from the tippytop of the High Sierra’s, following a map that showed a pleasant and cinchy run all the way down. Wups, I made a wrong turn–I had never seen a double black diamond with skulls and crossbones before.
Word I get, 15 years later they are still trying to remove my fingernail marks from the face of that mountain.
burnspbesq @ 166
I could have gone my whole life without experiencing that particular rite of passage. How the hell do you sleep when, every five freaking minutes, the TSA announcement blares at you that the threat level has been raised to (in, I swear to God, sepulchral tones) ORANGE!
Patrick 4/4 @ 63
Runs, ruins, whose to tell the difference some times . . .:rollseyes:
Heading out from home or a simular starting place is the beginning of an adventure because of the unknown. Coming back can be boring unless you are stopping to revisit that little something that you didnt have time for on the way out. I prefer to use a circular route and never have to look back.
opie_jeanne @ 163
That really is a telling story. About so many things. Really, one of the most memorable this eve.
TSF, obviously, you hit a chord here tonight!
SnarKassandra @ 171
Good night, Cassie.
Fern @ 169
Does the N in Canada stand for Newton? :)
(and does Vancouver/BC need psychiatrists? I live in a one-party authoritarian state.
and then there’s Ahhnuld…)
Inertially yours…
larue @ 168
May I just point out that “german measles” is not an edible item?
Oilfieldguy @ 158
DO NOT TRY THIS
Valley Girl @ 183
better tell chimpy; he may be trying to get it added on to WAFTA or whatever trade agreement he’s working up next…
On a train from Scotland to England, went to the bathroom. The door-opening mechanisms are pressure-based; tap it and you’re in. Or out, as the case may be; while standing to do what I had to do, the train took a curve and my elbow smacked the mechanism. Fortunately my horrified eyes beheld only a few empty seats as I amacked it again (and missed a little bit…).
AK- LOL!
Valley Girl @ 183
If you write it with an umlaut, it’s pronounced “morsels”.
Oilfieldguy @ 158
The physics behind it say no!!! You’re leaping at the same speed, vectors and all…. But DD@166 brings up a good question; why would one elect to depart a perfectly sound aircraft, Mid-Flight???
TeddySanFran @ 92
Everyone’s got a nick name for it, I guess candle stick is as good as any . . :lol:
I turned 21 in Kenya. We spent the day with a friend’s family in his village. There was a goat roast and coconut wine and Tusker beer. Wonderful place to have a birthday.
Quite a long time ago now – certainly before TSA! Arbitrary rules applied inconsistently by ineffective people.
Travelling Music
Molly Hatchet – Dreams I’ll Never See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vucQFhePzg
Valley Girl @ 182
Just further proof that some people will eat ANYTHING (which explains many chain restaurants).
SnarKassandra @ 172
Nite, my cherub!!!
EvilDrPuma @ 93
Pardon. Monsieur, does your dawhg BHITE?
Valley Girl @ 183
Valley Girl, I’m disappointed.
This is so insenstive.
So organismally biased.
This really requires sensitivity training.
(Media contact from Immune Cell Post 353, Splenic Division. Declined to provie surface markers.)
Not a travel story, but an airport story. Teddy, you’ll like this:
Christmas, ‘89, it snows for 3 days in Gainesville, N. FL.-a small town built around a large university. The town is snowed in, power is out, none of us natives have ever seen anything like it. I’m working at the airport at the time, canceled flights, thousands of people stranded, complete chaos. A dear friend of mine who shall remain nameless, a beautiful blonde, working the USAir counter-I’m watching from behind the office door. An impatient passsenger standing in line gets out of line, and shoves his way to the counter.
“I don’t have any more time to wait for this bulls**t, and I need to get on this plane.”
“I’m sorry, sir, you’ll have to wait your turn.”
He looks at her and says,”Do you know who I am?”
She doesn’t flinch, but picks up the PA mic and says, approximately:”This is the USAir ticket counter, We have a passenger here who doesn’t know who he is. If you’re missing a passenger, would you please come collect him? Thank you.”
The whole line is now laughing at him. He looks at her and says loudly,”Fuck you.”
She looks back and says,”Sir, you’ll have to wait in line for that too.”
Whole ticket line roars in laughter and cheers. Mr. A**hole storms away-never did find out what happened to him.
Is anyone else’s “refresh comments” button missing all of a sudden?
Suzanne @ 60
You mean you didn’t know you had an RFID chip in your earlobe?
Anon. @ 179
Yup, and why does the trip back on the same route as outbound always seem shorter?
LoudounLib @ 197
No, but it has happened to me before. Refreshing the page usually fixes it.
Goodnite, Ms Cassie.All the best.
my refresh button is working fine
F5 is working fine, but I have no “refresh comments” button – strange!
i have to close up shop for tonite, so i’d like to tell my boss’s favorite poltical/travel story. warning, he is younger than me and married to my oldest daughter so if the timelines don’t seem right, that’s why.
anyways, he was attending Southern Methodist University in Dallas the year that Jimmy Carter was first running for president. He wanted to see the man, being curious about him specifically due to his southern/religious background. On the way to the auditorium he stopped to chat with a friend and they kept talking until the press noise started. My boss said, oh great! i’ve missed the talk. a security guard standing by a door said, no michael, you haven’t, go this way. Michael said okay (puzzled the ss man knew who he was, he wasn’t wearing a name tag or anything and doesn’t recall meeting the guy or using his name with this friend while chatting just before) and trotted down the stairs and out…
…onto the stage right beside Jimmy Carter as he was about to speak. A number of automatic weapons magically appeared in various men’s hands at that point. the only reason michael wasn’t killed on the spot, he says, was the look of abject terror on his face. Carter smiled, shook his hand, and the ss guys led him off the stage and sat him in the front row. he dutifully listened to the talk, waited till it was over, went home and shook for about two hours (he says).
And he still has no idea how that guard knew his name…
my daughter (who also went to smu) did some checking and apparently the story is true, because there was a followup by the fbi to make sure michael wasn’t a weirdo. they were told he IS a weirdo, but not that kind….
ooooooo eeeeeeee oooooooo
burnspbesq @ 200
Suzanne @ 60
Sorry, forgot to point out that I had gone out of state for that weekend and she still found me.
You mean you didn’t know you had an RFID chip in your earlobe?
Nope, had those punched out when I got my ears pierced as a teen.
LL, refresh the entire page and if that doesn’t work, clear out your cache and restart your browser. I’ll let the big dogs backstage know if that doesn’t work.
CTuttle @ 189
a sergeant with a large foot…and he doesn’t even seem to care that people on the ground are SHOOTING AT US….
LoudounLib @ 204
feeling not-so-fresh, dear?
Valley Girl @ 138
Like the other Scandanavian story, that gets a major WOW from this Larue . . . WOW!
Ok Suzanne, doing that now – will let you know. Thanks!
Alfred Kelgarries @ 208
Have I been missing something, or should I sell my frequent flyer miles?
Good evening all. Good to see you again.
opie_jeanne @ 164,
Good for you! Cheering for you here.
My story: On a teen church trip from NM to PA, travelling by train during the Vietnam War, I met two soldiers who were returning from there, for good. One was injured and told me over and over about it. I realized he just had to say it, and I wonder how he is now.
It was the account of how he was stabbed by the enemy, and how he shot the man. “He was RIGHT THERE! All of a sudden! and he stabbed me, and I had to shoot him!”
The other soldier was going to work at Hallmark in Kansas City. We got to talking and exchanged addresses, and he came to visit me and my family for a day a few months later. He didn’t take to civilian life, and wrote that he was re-upping. I have really wondered what happened to him.
“Do you know who I am?”
Never, ever have I thought of it that way, RonD.
My response to airline personnel when they had me separated from my toddler daughter was, “I’m fine with that. Let the people she sits next to hassle with her for the next four hours.” Somehow they always managed to seat us together.
Phoenix Woman @ 124
Wow. Just — wow.
Nothing I could relate would compare.
Hey, it just happened, who am I to get in the way of it all? You have your grand story’s, let them come out . . . share them. I had forgotten so many of my story’s, in the past 20 years, I lost track of the grand things that happened to me, and shaped me, and made me who I am.
I want them memories back, I want the power to shape myself back. I don’t want Big Brother to take my soul. :grin:
Our future’s are in our pasts . . . no?
TexBetsy @ 212
Hi, Betsy. What’s news?
TexBetsy @ 212
Evening Betsy. How did the treatments go today?
a sergeant with a large foot…and he doesn’t even seem to care that people on the ground are SHOOTING AT US….
“Private, if you don’t jump, I’m going to put this (grabs crotch) where the sun don’t shine.”
“So, did you jump?”
“Just a little.”
Anybody know if tomorrow’s Senate Judiciary Hearing with Comey is being streamed or televised?
Teddy, it was 18 years ago, and I still laugh every time I remember. Hi Betsy!
Oilfieldguy @ 220
There’s nothing to fear about jumping out of an airplane. It’s the sudden deceleration at the other end you have to worry about.
Suzanne, all is well here now after your instructions. Thanks!
I miss trains.
Chatting on the train has charm that’s missing from chatting on the greyhound; chatting up people at rest stops on the Interstate has an entirely different connotation.
DrDick @ 220
Went VERY well. Thanks for asking. Not in much pain at all this evening, even as the sedation wears off. Took short naps, but was able to eat at the table and even do some sewing (my son had to set up the machine).
How are you? Done grading exams?
TeddySanFran @ 210
707!! ;-)
burnspbesq @ 200
Implanted at Birth!!! Bwhahaha… Suzanne, you didn’t answer my question??? :P!!!
Lolo, see you got snarked. :)
Betsy, glad to hear your day went well.
Valley Girl @ 181
That was really just an annoyance; I’m tough when I get cranky.
When we first arrived in Dulles and picked up our rental car, Dad and Mr opie_jeanne were watching our luggage and talking to a nice young couple while I got the keys. The man had just come from Germany, after three surgeries to put him back together from being blown up in a HumVee in Iraq. His head was shaved and he had scars and stitches on his skull. His wife had flown there and somewhat forcibly insisted he be transferred back to the US, to Walter Reed…. because she didn’t think the level of care was good enough.
It was a very sobering moment.
Jumping down for a quick OT again: Has anybody seen that our own Matt Browner-Hamlin has been hired by the Dodd campaign?
http://chrisdodd.com/node/1237
TSF: I saw your comment there. :)
CT, I had to step out for a few… I’m sorry, what question? Got hectic here at my place for a few.
New thread upstairs, folks!
TexBetsy @ 225
Finished most of it on Friday, though I had to deal with a couple of stragglers today. I am now officially off for the summer. I’ going fishing tomorrow with a couple of friends and hope to get in some hiking later this week. At some point I need to clean house, which I have not done for a couple of weeks while I was grading. Both the advantage and the dilemma of living alone: no one cares if you let the place get a bit messy, but nobody else is going to clean up your mess.
RonD @ 80
guess he’s just not up to it …….
(i know i sure wouldn’t be. “big love” makes it an interesting fantasy though ……)
the link Kirk forgot to give ya
Alfred Kelgarries @ 209
Sounds wickedly familiar, the Jump Master doesn’t care, ‘Get off my Airplane’, echoes resoundingly in my ear to this day!!!
DrDick @ 236
Just remember that no one will talk at your funeral about how clean your kitchen was.
Suzanne @ 234
Nice one!!! Smoooth… ;)
WaPo chatz tomorrow; questions accepted anytime!
White House reporter Michael Abramowitz at 11am eastern
Opiner Eugene Robinson at 1pm eastern
Former Baghdad bureau chief, author of Emerald City, and onetime FDL Book Salon guest Rajiv Chandrasekaran at 1pm eastern
WTOP Commentator Mark Plotkin on Local Politics at 2pm eastern.
DrDick @ 194
…and Daryn Kagan…
TeddySanFran @ 225
spew alert!
Truth, CT, bad accident on the corner.
Ya’ll do know that TREX is upstairs? TSF, that was a wonderful thread – looking forward to your next posting here.
Suzanne @ 237
sorry, mom…
hanging head, mumbling…
TexBetsy @ 214
Hi, TexBetsy..you guys just tossing the laptops back and forth in your house?
not that I am trying to shut down the conversation… was just trying to make sure ya’ll knew….
(slinking off to corner now)
Tunes for Travel Memory Recovery
Comfortably Numb – Pink Floyd (long version from Pulse)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-MLxgkiPNg
Dream Vacation
Flew into Barcelona from London & picked up a reserved rental car. Drove into downtown Bacelona, parked, & checked into the hotel. Went back to the car to take a tour of the town, and found it had been broken into, and interior panels had been ripped from their mountings, but none of my belongings were stolen. Now things had been really tense, with heavy b*mb searches throughout Great Britain (IRA), a G8 Summit in Madrid, and civil unrest/terror from Basque seperatists all over Spain. So naturally, I suspected the car had been rigged. Luckily, there was a police station across the street, so I decided to walk over and ask the cops, in English, if I had to worry about the rental car blowing up when I started the ignition.
Needless to say, that was NOT a good question to ask Spanish cops in English.
[all turned out well, as it’s common practice there to transport illegal drugs from the airport to the city center with unknowning mules in rental cars, and at least one cop had enough sense to realize that even the most naive mule or terrorist doesn’t walk into a cop shop and ask about b*mbs.]
(talking to myself in EPU-land, right?)
:)
TexBetsy @ 239
EarthFirst! has…and will…
but only with affection.
“he just loved compost so much he brought it home..”
Mutant Poodle @ 247
When I go to chat with my son before bed, or stretch my back, or anything, Cassie pounces like a Lolo on a zed. Then I send her to bed to grab it back. (Sometimes both computers are on FDL.)
I already have my reservations for Yearly Kos. Reading the comments,I am worried that no one else from FDL is going. I was hoping that there would be a group of FDLers and maybe even an FDL panel on the US Attorney firings. Jane and Christie please do a panel at Yearly Kos on the USAs–I know it would be enormously popular. This is just as important as the Scooter Libbey trial,
Any comments on Yearlyy Kos last year from those who went? I am really excited about it.
Suzanne – sorry to read that.
Hope you are OK in mind and spirit – that’s not fun.
Balrog @ 131
It’s a very manly name Balrog. I really like it.
During that same Watergate era, a friend and I were drinking tequila in a bar in Mexico. We had been out of touch with the U.S. news media for a few days. At the bar, we encountered some young American tourists like ourselves. They asked if we had heard the news that H.R. “Bob” Haldeman and John Ehrlichman, two of Nixon’s most powerful and trusted advisors, had been indicted. We were surprised and quite pleased to hear that news. A good time was had by all.
On Olbermann tonight, there were the uniformed policemen of Jaipur, India: all laughing as a stress management measure, and I thought with so much regret, why can’t this happen here.
Last year, I traveled to Jaipur, by myself (am female). Stayed in one of those small dreamy hotels, with real live puppet players providing evening entertainment. The heart was so touched in those four days.
LS @ 142
707!☼
SnarKassandra @ 147
not really I am very sick.
((((((lolo))))))
Oilfieldguy @ 159
Have no fear OFG, Sir Isaac says you’ll be fine. You and the aircraft are both moving at 600 mph relative to the ground, but zero with respect to each other. Unless you are acted upon by a force, you’ll have zero relative motion. As a test throw a ball in the air, it will come straight down, not hit the guy back in Row 52.
christmas of ‘92 my second wife and i had come back to the states from moscow. we went to a wedding in iowa, visited new mexico with the idea of maybe buying a house or some land near santa fe, went to michigan to have christmas with my mom, my sister and her family. the day after christmas we flew to new york to see the big matisse exhibition at the modern. we had checked in at the best western in queens and headed out on foot to a little italian greasy spoon that made great meatball sandwiches. we walked a couple of blocks and the next thing i knew i was lying on a stretcher and somebody said, “don’t move!”
we had been victims of a hit and run driver (there was a witness). my wife had been knocked down on the spot. the car scooped me up on it’s hood and flung me about 30 ft. into a hurricane fence. the fence probably cushioned my landing so my most serious injury was a broken clavicle. my wife was also knocked unconscious. she had a cracked bone in her right foot.
i was kept overnight at booth memorial hospital for observation. my wife stayed with me after a cast was put on the lower half of her leg. we went back to the hotel the next morning and tried to figure out what to do. we were scheduled to fly back to moscow the next night. i called czech air and asked about rescheduling our flight. the next flight was booked solid (three days before new year’s) and the next flight after that wouldn’t be until the following week. we decided to go ahead, banged up as we were, the next night as scheduled.
when monday night came we had to check in with the delta desk (partnered with czech air). here we came, my arm in a sling and my wife, her leg in a cast, on crutches. the desk people looked at us like we were out of our minds. fortunately the flight was only about half full so we had lots of room and my wife could prop her leg up so the swelling wasn’t too painful.
we got to prague the next morning around nine and had to sit in the airport until the moscow flight at 3PM. the flight was delayed due to weather. finally at 4:30 we boarded and took off. the pilot voice then came on the intercom and he said “we’re diverting to helsinki. moscow sheremetyevo is snowed it>” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! moscow airport snowed it?
they put us up in a hotel in helsinki and said a bus would pick us up the next morning. i told the desk clerk, please call us an hour before the bus as we are, uh, kind of disabled. at 7:45 the next morning i barely heard a knock on the door of our room. i called the desk. “the bus leaves in 15 minutes.” !!!!!!!!!!!!! somehow we got dressed and down stairs.
when we arrived in moscow we were treated better than anywhere we had been. one guy got our luggage and got a taxi for us and another guy picked up my wife and carried her to the taxi.
there were some really wierd stuff connected with this story but for the sake of brevity i’ll stop now. oh, one thing more. my clavicle is still in two pieces. a specialist i went to said it’s not a big deal. you’ll be o.k. even if it doesn’t join back together. he was right.
My wife, daughter and I leased an apartment in Paris for a week the summer after 9/11 (a stones throw from the Les Halles metro). Every day we would get a crepe from a vendor who sold them on the pedestrian walkway outside the apartment and one day we were talking politics and his statement was ” we like Americans, it is your government we don’t like right now.” I just smiled and nodded my head, and this was before we found out how deep the deceit really was.
In June 1990 I took a train from Copenhagen to Berlin, a trip which involved a 2-hour ferry crossing from Denmark to then-East Germany. (This was 7 months after the wall came down but several months before unification.) Having seen all those Cold War movies, I was still fully expecting a nasty, thorough, surly East German border inspection when we arrived at the port near Rostok…
So, imagine my surprise when the cutest blond, uniformed twenty-something entered our car…and when he saw my US passport, his eyes lit up, he smiled and said, “Welcome to the DDR (official acronym for East Germany).” My heart went pitter-patter.
Interestingly enough, a few hours later, before the train crossed from East Berlin to West Berlin, we were subjected to the traditional nasty, thorough, surly DDR border inspection.
I do have to admit, though, that even the DDR border guards in Berlin were not as surly as the US immigration inspectors on the Amtrak trains between Montreal and New York.
Once I went to Puerto Escondido, Mexico, to meet some friends from Vermont. I flew from Tijuana to Oaxaca, where I spent the night in a “family” inn. The parrot (wake-up caller) woke me late and I raced to the airport to catch one of the “Daily” flights to PE only to find it a weekly flight, and all sold out.
In impossible French (because I don’t speak Spanish and no one around me spoke English so I figured what-the-hell) I managed to convince someone I needed to be on that plane and after handing over a handful of pesos, my luggage and I were led surruptitiously out to the 50-seater before the other passengers boarded. I was delighted as we got closer and closer to the cockpit, thinking somehow I was getting a first-class seat and then absolutely astonished when the flight attendant opened the cockpit door and led me inside.
Inside this tiny space blinking with important looking lights and dials and switches were three other adults, a two year old girl, the pilot and the co-pilot, who was busy re-flipping switches the toddler had just flipped and muttering “madre dios” under his breath while her mother, oblivious, flirted with the pilot.
I stood petrified for 2 hours while our over-weight plane barely cleared each mountain range, so close we could count the pine needles on the trees just beneath us. i was afraid to move even an inch, certain I would accidentally trip the switch that cut the left engine or ejected the pilot. The runway ended abruptly at the edge of a cliff, Pacific Ocean gleaming below.
We had a wonderful vacation but I insisted we fly out of Acapulco, which required a three-hour bus trip. Along the way, passengers got on board with live iguanas, a goat, long strings of sausage, lots of different foodstuffs. Near the end of the trip, the Federales (bad cops) boarded the bus and got rough with people. when they left, after pistol-whipping one guy, they took the goat, iguanas, sausages and a very frightened young man.
My most memorable trip – so far. We leave for China next Tuesday…
Seriously in EPU-land, but hey, why not? My best story from travel was when I was in England in 1991. A couple of friends and I went on a work-exchange program and spent 6 months there living and working and traveling on weekends. One night, the buzzer for our building went on the fritz–buzzing like crazy. We lived in the basement flat, right below it, and it was driving us crazy. I finally grabbed a wooden-handled knife and was trying to perform surgery on it, and a gaggle of Czech (I think) young men came up to us. At the time, GHW Bush was doing a promo for American tourism on British TV, and the Czechs hit on us, using his line, “What are you waiting for, an invitation from the President?” Couldn’t have been cheezier. So now, every time I hear Bush Sr. speak, I have a weird Czech flashback.
EvilDrPuma @ 27
Well, I would not say “a&&holes and dummies” as far as the people who do the security at the checkpoint. Here in DC, at Dulles, BWI and National, many of the “checkers” are welfare to work workers, single moms from inner city DC. Its been a boon for many of them to get these jobs, they are proud of their uniforms and the ability to make halfway decent money.
larue @ 102
My incredible mother shepherded my six year old self, my three year old brother and newborn baby brother, along with my Dad, across the world from SFO to Kathmandu, Nepal in 1963. I remember stopping in Hawaii, seeing that ship still leaking oil, under the water at Pearl Harbor. I remember my 3 yo bro, asking “why does that man have a diaper on his head” when we changed planes in Karachi, Pakistan. I remember the stewardesses being really nice to us. I remember HongKong, what an incredible sight for a six year old.
We were in Nepal during the six day war?? Alot of the Americans from the Israel area were evacuated to Kathmandu, I remember our house full of guests. We had six servants, so my mom did not mind.
I remember coming back to USA in 1969 – we have never even seen a TV. We stopped in Beirut on the way,stayed in the Beirut Intercontinental, with the very cool bar under the swimming pool, all since bombed to hell. Also I had my birthday on Ischia Island in Italy, the hotel staff made me a beutiful cake.
I had a magical childhood.
Wasnt the Ambassador to Nepal married to the Ambassador to Vietnam or something like that at that time? I remember having the Ambassador from Vietnam visit many times, my parents were legendary partygivers in Kathmandu.
DCR @ 267
Well, I would not say “a&&holes and dummies” as far as the people who do the security at the checkpoint. Here in DC, at Dulles, BWI and National, many of the “checkers” are welfare to work workers, single moms from inner city DC. Its been a boon for many of them to get these jobs, they are proud of their uniforms and the ability to make halfway decent money.
The one I wrote about was most probably not one of those. We encountered some people who may have been from that program, and they were all very nice to us.