"Party Planner" does not appear to be a promising addition to the already bizarrely convoluted resume of Jimmy Gukert aka Jeff Gannon, former male escort turned faux-journalistic White House shill (hey, he already had the kneepads!) turned…what, exactly?  His "Bible Reading Marathon", held yesterday in honor of this year's National Day o' Prayer was not exactly a standing-room-only event:

Dozens of Heads Were Bowed

Friday, May 4, 2007; Page A02

Let us pray.

Let us pray that, on next year's National Day of Prayer, there is better attendance at the "Bible Reading Marathon" on the West Front of the Capitol.

Organizers put out 600 folding chairs on the lawn — the spot where presidents are inaugurated — and set up a huge stage with powerful amplifiers. But at 9:30 a.m. yesterday, not one of the 600 seats was occupied. By 11 a.m., as a woman read a passage from Revelations, attendance had grown — to four people. Finally, at 1 p.m., 37 of the 600 seats were occupied, though many of those people were tourists eating lunch.

Where was everybody?

Hm.  I dunno.  Maybe we just missed Teh Rapture and they've all gone to Heaven without us.

So, who planned this thing?

"This isn't that kind of event," explained Jeff Gannon, spokesman for the host, the International Bible Reading Association. Gannon, actually a pseudonym for James Guckert, had earned fame in 2005 representing a conservative Web site at White House briefings until it was revealed that he posted nude pictures of himself on the Web to offer his services as a $200-an-hour gay escort.

Let us pray for the power to understand how Gannon made his way from HotMilitaryStud.com to the International Bible Reading Association.

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! 

Oh, dear God, no.  Let's not and say we did, please?  I had gob-smacking irony for lunch.   

I just have to quote Gavin here, "Satire leaves a tear-streaked note reading, 'No funeral.'"

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