Ah, 1996. The year I returned to my beloved Athens after a year in New Orleans and south Georgia.
I had a cassette copy of Elastica's debut album and a fast red car that my brother had dubbed, "The Rocket Sled". In 1995, I split up with my first (sweet, but alcoholic) boyfriend after three and a half years and was just starting to feel the wind in my hair again instead of a constant chill up my spine.
I wrote my first and only novel that year. The main character's name was Midge and Elastica was her music. When I would get stuck, I would go drive around the loop and blast Elastica with the windows down until Midge would start talking again. The novel was just okay, though, and as I wrote the final chapters, I could already see the massive plot holes yawning behind me that were going to require reams of revisions to even even make my manuscript presentable.
I put the final period on page 358, put the whole mess in a box, and buried it under the bed, my malformed stillbirth of a first novel. I understand that you go to war with the book you've written, not the book you wish you'd written, but after two years of wrestling with it and still not being satisfied, I decided to just form this band instead and recorded this album.
I have no idea how my record ended up on eMusic or why it's classified under "Christian rock" (HURL!!), but if you were ever curious about my musical past, here's your opportunity to download it and make fun of my singing to your hearts' content. The local music rag once called me "the bastard offspring of Morrissey and Aretha Franklin". As unappetizing a mental image as that may be, I assure you, the sound is much, more worse.
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Good Evening TRex how goes it?
What kind of fuckery is this?!?!
COndi is toat!
I mean toast.
lolo, don’t forget to announce to the lower thread since you scored the zed (again)
lolo @ 4
What? Condi is a toad? Come(y) again?
I will go get everyone be right back
lolo @ 4
I like to think of her as a “lightly grilled weasel on a bun with French fries.” (Thank you, Douglas Adams.)
Evening, gang!
Elastica…wow!!
Fuckery afoot!
Evening all. Personally, I prefer my grilled weasel with a side of onion rings (hold the catsup).
Wow, you read the post and find yourself gazing at that striking young man and….voila there are already 20 posts
Inspired by the Daily Show segment about Hillary Clinton’s appearance on The Insider:
Pajama Party with Hillary
Evening, Mr. TRexitude
DrDick @ 13
With onion rings? Of course you hold the catsup. With onion rings it’s ranch dressing or nothing.
Hey TRex! At least you CAN sing. My attempt sound like the screeching of the worstcrows you can imagine. Tone deafness does not make for pleasant listening when I attempt to sing along. I do believe it would qualify as torture.
Hey, maybe you could lock me in a room with LimpBalls or Bill Orally and force them to listen to me. Nah, on second thought, that would be torture for me too.
TRex @ 10
Hello. My audiologist and my lawyer will be in touch!
Skip Elastica and just listen to Wire. They wanted to be Wire so badly on their first album, they even sampled Wire for their hit song.
Read the ABC transcript, no new names.
EvilDrPuma @ 3
Alaska fuckery - the busting of the Corrupt Bastards Club.
Trex!
Ed*ard Teller @ 22
I saw that. As a wise man with a cigar once said, “I love it when a plan comes together.”
Sun rises in the East. Clear sky is blue. Lolo gets the zed.
The world is as it should be.
Ed*ard Teller @ 22
Saw a brief squib on that. How many and high high up the GOP food chain does it go?
Trex et al, mostly al.: In what way is Condi toast, pray tell? Did she get dragged before the Congress, her Ferragamo figure-skates beating a wild tattoo upon the floor? Could we be so lucky?
Tommy Thompson blaming his hearing aid for answering that gays should be fireable last night. (on Maher by satellite)
DrDick @ 26
The GOP food chain goes up? Hey, I learn something new every day…
Gary Shandling on Bill Maher - He’s gonna fuck up the whole show with his bullshit; unless Bill puts him in his place
S.O.S. from MA @ 27
Not quite that lucky yet, but check the previous thread. Waxman is getting ready to bust some Oversight Fu all over her skanky ass.
dakine01 @ 28
Was he also one of the evolution unbelievers?
Your album looks like it might be interesting. Can’t say that I care very much for the title, though.
Andy @ 33
It’s your fault we can’t have nice things.
LoudounLib @ 32
Nah I think that was Huckabee, Tancredo and Hunter. Although Huckabee says he has no problems with evolution being taught in school and does not think creation should be taught. In other words, both sides of the mouth.
Hey TRex _ is the AC working? OK I’m a few days late - but I think of you, I care about you
dakine01 @ 28
Personal responsibility…how quaint.
Evening TRex.
I always adored Elastica’s synthesis of influences (and I would argue they were far more influenced by the Stranglers and the Beatles than by Wire, the riff from “3 Girl Rhumba” notwithstanding) with their own pop sensibilities that yielded up such great, driving pop singles. Fantastic. I still love those today, and am more than a bit sad that the band imploded.
Hey, TRex — would you hate me forever if I were to post a link to the what IMHO is the worst music video of a great song ever made?
Beware: this is a trick question.
Suzanne @ 5
I did it Suzanne. You taught me well. Go see I even embedded the linky. ☺
Evening TRex. I wrote my first manuscript in 1987, and like you stowed it away from criticism. I will revisit it, because it is a good story–it just needs a shitload of character development. Since then I wrote three plays that were performed, but I still have an eye on that ratty old manuscript. I doubt any copies have survived, but I have a fairly good
pornophotographic memory.Here’s hoping we cross paths someday on a booksigning tour!
EvilDrPuma @ 37
Now EDP, you KNOW nothing is EVER the fault of a Redubyacan.
dakine01 @ 28
Well, then he’s toast:
lolo @ 41
Very nice.
lolo @ 41
lolo is truly the internet sprite.
Elastica was unbelievably good, and Justine Frischmann is a rock goddess. Swag, excellent comparison to The Stranglers! I also see some similarity to early Elvis Costello, in the way the songs are short and fast. But maybe that’s just getting back to rock ‘n’ roll roots, I dunno.
dakine01 @ 43
I choose to live in denial.
I saw, lolo, and you even got to brag that you got the zed - nicely done.
Saw Huckabee on Colbert; he seemed much more reasonable than during the debate. I suspect he’s just pandering to the base-If he doesn’t believe evolution is true, how the hell can he be ok with it being taught?
Helen @ 30
OMG _ I mixed up Gary Shandling with Dennis Miller - I AM FIRED
RonD @ 24
teeheehee!
What what WHAT? Free Eli MP3s? Care to recommend a couple, using whatever criteria you choose of course?
EvilDrPuma @ 48
Ah yes, Denial. Not just a river in Egypt. Bah-dap-bump. Thank you folks I’ll be here all weekend. Try the veal.
RonD @ 50
Either he’s lying or he is pandering.
EDP needs an audiologist after listening to “the album“.
Tommy Thompson blaming his hearing aid for answering that gays should be fireable last night. (on Maher by satellite)
Ergo, TRex caused Tommy Tompson’s hearing problems.
RonD @ 50
(shrug) Makes no difference to me. I wouldn’t vote for Huckabee if he put his silly-ass surname up to my head.
Helen @ 36
Indeed it is! Just in time for the weather to turn cool again over the weekend.
Texas Betsy @ 55
There’s a difference?
Gad — I’m on hold with T-Mobile tech support, and their music on hold is absolutely KILLING me. I’d rather be locked in a room with Dick Cheney.
Helen @ 51
When can we re-hire you?
Texas Betsy @ 55
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Suzanne @ 56
No chocolate dinos for TRex this evening.
Love Elastica! Justine rocks. Unfortunately, they lost the thread in the second album.
RonD @ 50
That’s why I say talking outta both sides of his mouth. He wants to talk to the base yet appear a reasonable human.
Although I will say in his defense, he has stated that if the Redubyacans nominate rudy, or newt or mccain, then a lot of people owe apologies to Bill Clinton.
Suzanne @ 56
Tommy Thompson just heard the sound of his name once too often and went deaf from the grating alliteration.
Suzanne @ 48
They were teasing me earlier so that’s why I was extra ’specially obnoxious.
I_M_bobo @ 53
I guess my favorites would be “Waiter”, “Crazy”, and “This Time Tomorrow”.
RonD @ 50
You seriously thought so? I thought he came across as a pandering moron on Colbert. He sure acted manic (almost McCain-like) and seemed to think Colbert was a real conservative and not a parody of one.
burnspbesq @ 60
They would prefer you hung up, and will do everything in their power to reduce the number of customers who stay on until someone answers. Be glad it’s not a longterm disability insurer — they are much worse, with the added bonus (for them) that their “customer” might even die while waiting.
Helen @ 50
OMG is Harold Forde (bluedog) teh conservative? No Repubics unless Shandling is a Republican.
We started to have a debate at chez TSF during Huckabee’s Colbert appearance: Clever panderer or clueless idiot? Then we laughed, realizing it mattered not.
Teachers get death threats for teaching evolution in Arkansas. Is it any wonder about Huckleberries position?
burnspbesq @ 60
WBCN in Boston used to have a DJ who did an afternoon bit he called “elevator music from hell” which took a rock classic and re-did as elevator music and the listener had to guess the original song.
It was a big joke until I got stuck on hold for Marriott one itme and they were playing the Band’s Up On Cripple Creek as elevator music. It just made me madder than I already was to start with.
Texas Betsy @ 61
I am mortified that I did that. Glad it is the end of the week. - Oh and evening Aunt Betsy.
TeddySanFran @ 72
Clueless panderer, perhaps? Clever idiot is of course an oxymoron.
Harold Ford is Joe Lieberman in minstrel drag (can I say that?)
TeddySanFran @ 70
This must be the music the torturers — ERR — interrogators use at Guantanamo.
TeddySanFran @ 77
Looks like you can…
Puppethead #69- I agree with you to a point, but I took it that he was playing a parody along with Colbert,i.e., like maybe he didn’t take it that seriously. Of course, his behavior last night totally undercuts my position. It can be very difficult to tell the difference between a true idiot and somebody who just plays one on TV.
Ted Nugent threatened to purchase Muzac in the seventies claiming it placed people in “uncontrolled fits of boredom”.
This is my only Ted Nugent reference unless someone asks me about Linda Ronstadt.
TeddySanFran @ 77
SCREEEEEECH!!
YOU RACIST!!
Oilfieldguy @ 81
I’m sure I’ll regret this but OK, what about Ronstadt and the Nuge?
So who got to Brian Ross at ABC? Why no names? I thought they were gonna name names. Damnit, I want names.
Certainly the intel squadron person should be named. And anyone in the Bush administration; even their economists are morally repugnant.
I don’t believe that no Congresscritters — or staffers — were on the list. I want those names, if any of them voted to approve Tobias’ bogus AIDS prevention programs.
And I want the media names too.
TeddySanFran @ 76
I cannot stand Gary Shandling. He is ruining the show with his shtick. Iraq is a serious matter not the time and place for his bull.
OFG: But, what about Linda Ronstadt?
TRex @ 82
Doing your Malkin imitations again I see.
Music!
RonD @ 80
You have accurately summarized the genius that is Colbert.
Oilfieldguy @ 73
Huckabee is also a Southern Baptist Minister. He also got national recognition after loosing a lot of weight and writing a book about healthy living and good diet. I have heard, however, that his weight loss my have been the result of “bright lights and cold steel.”
You like that? I made it myself.
TRex @ 82
I’m not a racist; I’m a front-pager at FDL. We’re exempt.
RonD @ 80,
I went both ways on Huckabee, but the way he kept going back to his “true conservative” line and how confused he seemed to get by the audience’s reaction finally led me to believe Huckabee is a clueless idiot.
If he was really playing along with Colbert I think he failed miserably. He did not give off an “in on the joke” vibe in any way. Why don’t (GOP) politicians understand that it’s never a good idea to try and out-funny professional comedians?
Just as John McCain will be known for his singing of “Bomb Bomb Iran”, Rudy Guiliani will be remembered for his line, “This excessive concern with little weasels is an illness.” Every time I read it, I laugh.
lolo @ 85
I think Gary is clearer (more clear?) than Harry.
The thing about bein a gooper candidate- is that they really don’t know just how crazy the gooper voters are or how nutso they have to pretend to be to get their votes. The candidates, of course, don’t believe ANY of the shit they’re sayin- it’s like goin ta NASCAR and pretendin that yer in love with watchin cars go round and round. It STARTS with lyin- and there is soon no real substance at all. The whole charade is built on quicksand and the candidates don’t know where the solid ground is any more.
Guitar_Playing_Bastard @ 88
Nice. I am not familiar with the band, do you know anything about them.
TeddySanFran @ 83
I know! Maybe the madame will leak some names since they back peddled. Bait and switch for May sweeps. That’s not nice they fooled us. I didn’t see it did they give any names at all.
Paris Hilton is going to jail.
Would it be too much to ask to see the same for Dick’n'Balls Cheney and The Commander Guy?
Nice cover of Andy Warhol there. One of my favorite Bowie songs.
Oilfieldguy >
What a set of pipes she has !
She & I share a birthweek…
“When women vote, Democrats win” - Democratic National Committee
Steve, what is “bright lights and cold steel?” Surgical intervention? Does Huckabee lie like Star Jones lies?
Paris is going to learn how not to piss off a judge. The hard way.
TeddySanFran @ 84
Dunno - but it was a guy with lots of $. They only named the women who were selling - not the buyers. They named a Prof at the U of Marlyand, A LC in the Navy and the Sec’y at Akun Gump.
ed*ard, do you have any good places to get a decent (college-level or better) used F trigger trombone? My son had his first interview with SJSU’s trombone teacher, and was told he’ll need to find a better trombone. His current horn is a Getzen I found at Salvation Army for $200. Slide is very smooth, and it’s gorgeous, but it’s not what he needs to be a trombone major.
(sorry for the OT, but you’re the first one I thought of.)
porgy tirebiter @ 100
It appeared on an album that actually made it all the way to Bowie himself. I’m told he thought our version was “atrocious”.
You can’t win ‘em all.
Suzanne @ 103
I read in the story I think on MSNBC that she asked to go to one of the jails where she could get a private room and pay her way and the judge turned her down and is forcing her to go to LA County.
CD @ 86
And dakine01,
Hahahaha, open that comment with a stick, huh.
Ted and Linda had a bit of a row, many years ago, as I’m sure everyone here knows the lady is of the left and Nugent is a serious rightard.
The end of the melee came about when Linda called the police to complain her limousine had been stolen, only for it to mysteriously reappear on her premises plastered with double live gonzo stickers.
Compare and contrast that event with Toby Keith’s treatment of the Dixie Chicks.
TRex @ 99
Yeah, I got a giggle out of that earlier this evening. Seems the judge has also ordered that she cannot upgrade to the “luxury suites.”
Helen @ 104
Wonder how many ABC big names were on that list.
TRex @ 99
That’s hot!
TRex @ 99
Please?
Oilfieldguy @ 108
Well, it’s in line with the rights MO. If you can’t win the argument on the facts, intimidate and threaten.
Suzanne @ 103
I heard her lovely mother, Kathy, asked the judge for an autograph and called the prosecutor a bad name after sentence was pronounced.
(Won’t Paris go to one of those secret rich person California jails?)
I see this as a good omen for the administration.
Accountability is the new black.
Suzanne, 100 comments already. 30ish minutes. Is that a record?
Hey Sanjay Gupta. I love that guy. Melamine is coal slag and also pool cleaner (acid) was in the pet food.
TRex @ 106
Yeah, well… Hunky Dory was the high point of his career, so what does he know.
TSF, the judge turned the secret rich person jail down - she’s going to Lynwood Women’s Correctional Facility (iirc) in the heart of LA County.