Comments on: Late Nite FDL: SHITEOUS!! (Adventures of a Talking Dog)

By: jaxpagan

jaxpagan — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:29:20 +0000

Ya know, I watched the Pink video a few items down (ok, a couple of times. Maybe five), and what stands out to me are the distinctions between these two women. Pink radiates power, strength, confidence, a searing flame of a woman whose whole aura promises that if you make her mad she’ll hurt you (bad) and if you make her happy she’ll hurt you (good).

And then there’s Michelle.
I never thought an Asian woman in a schoolgirl outfit could leave me this cold. And it’s not because she’s not physically attractive. It’s that she’s so . . . void. None of the strength and self-possession of Pink is anywhere in evidence. She has the personal presence of a ventriloquist’s doll, sans ventriloquist.
It makes me think you’re dead on about the “token” aspect of her career. I honestly wonder if she writes all her own stuff or gets “suggestions” from “interested parties”.

By: Moon

Moon — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:13:27 +0000

Poor Michelle. As evident by the video, she obviously was unable to make the Cheer Squad.

By: dejah

dejah — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:10:17 +0000

Malkin, Coulter, et al ARE the voice of the Republican Party. Keep hanging this cooze around their necks, please.

By: Capt. Bat Guano

Capt. Bat Guano — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:31:07 +0000

With that outfit she would find more success and be taken more seriously in the B grade porn industry, oh wait, she already is doing a similar job.

By: Cranky Observer

Cranky Observer — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:16:29 +0000

That’s not Michelle Malkin herself is it? Tell me that is a younger sister or cousin, right? Still in bad taste, but not utterly ridiculous? Right? I know the Radicals are bad, but they aren’t that bad - right? Please someone tell me the USA hasn’t sunk _that_ far… Please…

Cranky

By: Quzi

Quzi — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:24:37 +0000

“and that your parade of self-promoting, moronic videos would shame a fifth grade AV class”

That summed it up for me. Not worth viewing or comtemplating.

By: Sasha

Sasha — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:15:17 +0000

Out of concern for my users eyes and future sex lives I, at least, had the decency not to post this. Eeeeew, it burns.

By: Joel

Joel — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:12:14 +0000

Female breasts come in different sizes, shapes and colors. GET OVER IT.

TRex @
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And TRex, since you said you’re sorry, I won’t force you to watch Ann Coulter dancing topless.

You know, I live across the street from an elementary and middle school. In the afternoons, the Jr. High boys play soccer and do “shirts and skins”, so essentially, I have seen Coulter topless.

Or something very like it.

By: S.O.S. from MA

S.O.S. from MA — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:08:41 +0000

I happened to scroll into the basenote just below the byline and after a sentence or two I recognized the inimitable Trex snark. Admirable as usual. Kudos.

I imagined I’d find something like “The only thing that would have made this vid less interesting would have been if she’d gone commando and done cartwheels.” But fortunately your level of taste far exceeds my own (possibly because you are aeons older than Yours Truly) and therefore you simply didn’t deign to go there. I am even more in awe. More Kudos!

By: Carlo

Carlo — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:07:17 +0000

Kinda reminds me of Hotlips Houlihan in M*A*S*H, the movie version. You know, the blithering idiot.