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		<title>By: Batocchio</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-622737</link>
		<dc:creator>Batocchio</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Good catch!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good catch!</p>
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		<title>By: alank</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-622449</link>
		<dc:creator>alank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I posted the contents of the Kyle Sampson doc on the Litmus Test blog earlier today.  Nobody seemed to notice.  I also provided info on the replacements recommended by Sampson.  No one at the time seemed to notice that either.  It seems to me that most here tend to just flit en masse from one blog to the next, never pausing long enough at any particular place to survey the scene with more than a cursory glance, happy just to espy someone they know before moving on.  It’s a strange place.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I posted the contents of the Kyle Sampson doc on the Litmus Test blog earlier today.  Nobody seemed to notice.  I also provided info on the replacements recommended by Sampson.  No one at the time seemed to notice that either.  It seems to me that most here tend to just flit en masse from one blog to the next, never pausing long enough at any particular place to survey the scene with more than a cursory glance, happy just to espy someone they know before moving on.  It’s a strange place.</p>
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		<title>By: Alfred Kelgarries</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-622302</link>
		<dc:creator>Alfred Kelgarries</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-621832&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Bob Schacht @ 248 &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-621560&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;raven @&lt;br /&gt;
                50              &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-621558&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Texas Betsy @ 48&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-621553&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;EvilDrPuma @ 43&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This sounds like perjury,&lt;br /&gt;
When Henry Waxman’s done with Abu G,&lt;br /&gt;
He’ll be half the man he used to be…&lt;br /&gt;
…’Cause he’ll be charged with perjury!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Very nice!  original?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Burma Shave&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOL!&lt;br /&gt;
But too many syllables per line.&lt;br /&gt;
Burma Shave lines averaged about 4 syllables, I think. And only 4 lines. Here’s the Burma Shave version:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;When Waxman’s done&lt;br /&gt;
with Abu G,&lt;br /&gt;
He’ll be half the man&lt;br /&gt;
he used to be.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone prolly has a website with those Burma Shave _____ — what would you call them? Proverbs? Jingles? Poems?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bob in HI&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma1.htm&quot;&gt; burma shave signs&lt;/a&gt; You can find ANYTHING on the internet!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-621832"><em>Bob Schacht @ 248 </em></a></p>
<blockquote><p><a href="#comment-621560"><em>raven @<br />
                50              </em></a></p>
<blockquote><p><a href="#comment-621558"><em>Texas Betsy @ 48</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p><a href="#comment-621553"><em>EvilDrPuma @ 43</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p><em>This sounds like perjury,<br />
When Henry Waxman’s done with Abu G,<br />
He’ll be half the man he used to be…<br />
…’Cause he’ll be charged with perjury!</em></p>
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<p>Very nice!  original?</p>
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<p>Burma Shave</p>
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<p>LOL!<br />
But too many syllables per line.<br />
Burma Shave lines averaged about 4 syllables, I think. And only 4 lines. Here’s the Burma Shave version:</p>
<p><em>When Waxman’s done<br />
with Abu G,<br />
He’ll be half the man<br />
he used to be.</em></p>
<p>Someone prolly has a website with those Burma Shave _____ — what would you call them? Proverbs? Jingles? Poems?</p>
<p>Bob in HI</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma1.htm"> burma shave signs</a> You can find ANYTHING on the internet!</p>
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		<title>By: Alfred Kelgarries</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-622261</link>
		<dc:creator>Alfred Kelgarries</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:40:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-621617&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Jacqrat @ 102 &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;OT: SHOCKED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, I am Shocked, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/04/13/abstinence.study.ap/index.html&quot;&gt;SHOCKED&lt;/a&gt; I say…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Study: Abstinence programs no guarantee&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
WASHINGTON (AP) — Students who took part in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex as those who did not, according to a study ordered by Congress.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, those who attended one of the four abstinence classes that were reviewed reported having similar numbers of sexual partners as those who did not attend the classes. And they first had sex at about the same age as other students — 14.9 years, according to Mathematica Policy Research Inc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The federal government now spends about $176 million annually on abstinence-until-marriage education. Critics have repeatedly said they don’t believe the programs are working, and the study will give them reinforcement.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re only shocked, you’re better off than they are. They’re &lt;b&gt;screwed&lt;/b&gt; and probably with consequences (preg, STD, AIDS) since &lt;em&gt;carrying a condom&lt;/em&gt; would be a violation of “the abstinance pledge”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sexual behavior is mediated by neurotransmitters. Neurotransmitters don’t read. Neurotransmitters don’t listen. Neurotransmitters only want one thing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dr. Freud, line one!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-621617"><em>Jacqrat @ 102 </em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>OT: SHOCKED.</p>
<p>Yes, I am Shocked, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/04/13/abstinence.study.ap/index.html">SHOCKED</a> I say…</p>
<blockquote><p><b>Study: Abstinence programs no guarantee<br />
</b><br />
WASHINGTON (AP) — Students who took part in sexual abstinence programs were just as likely to have sex as those who did not, according to a study ordered by Congress.</p>
<p>Also, those who attended one of the four abstinence classes that were reviewed reported having similar numbers of sexual partners as those who did not attend the classes. And they first had sex at about the same age as other students — 14.9 years, according to Mathematica Policy Research Inc.</p>
<p>The federal government now spends about $176 million annually on abstinence-until-marriage education. Critics have repeatedly said they don’t believe the programs are working, and the study will give them reinforcement.</p>
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<p>If you’re only shocked, you’re better off than they are. They’re <b>screwed</b> and probably with consequences (preg, STD, AIDS) since <em>carrying a condom</em> would be a violation of “the abstinance pledge”.</p>
<p>Sexual behavior is mediated by neurotransmitters. Neurotransmitters don’t read. Neurotransmitters don’t listen. Neurotransmitters only want one thing.</p>
<p>Dr. Freud, line one!</p>
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		<title>By: Alfred Kelgarries</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-622254</link>
		<dc:creator>Alfred Kelgarries</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-621646&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;LS @ 126 &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-621644&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;rwcole @ 124&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wolfie’s sex partner is doin pretty well salary wise- she was makin about 130 and went to about 200k- and all tax free. That’s better than the national average no?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Her new boss- is Cheney’s daughter!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gawd..I hope Wolfie’s not the dad.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That did it. I just barfed on my keyboard. I’m sending the bill for cleaning to the Lakers :)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-621646"><em>LS @ 126 </em></a></p>
<blockquote><p><a href="#comment-621644"><em>rwcole @ 124</em></a></p>
<blockquote><p>Wolfie’s sex partner is doin pretty well salary wise- she was makin about 130 and went to about 200k- and all tax free. That’s better than the national average no?</p>
<p>Her new boss- is Cheney’s daughter!!!</p>
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<p>Gawd..I hope Wolfie’s not the dad.</p>
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<p>That did it. I just barfed on my keyboard. I’m sending the bill for cleaning to the Lakers :)</p>
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		<title>By: Heimyankel</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-622138</link>
		<dc:creator>Heimyankel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;If Fitz doesn’t re-open his investigation maybe it’s him that ought to be examined more closely.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Fitz doesn’t re-open his investigation maybe it’s him that ought to be examined more closely.</p>
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		<title>By: troqua</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-621983</link>
		<dc:creator>troqua</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Good catch, 150.  Just FYI, georgewbush.com is registered to Bush-Cheney ‘04, Inc.  I’d say we have another case of email laundering.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good catch, 150.  Just FYI, georgewbush.com is registered to Bush-Cheney ‘04, Inc.  I’d say we have another case of email laundering.</p>
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		<title>By: kirk murphy</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-621977</link>
		<dc:creator>kirk murphy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 00:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;skimble, that article is devastating.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hope you post on active threads as an epu.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>skimble, that article is devastating.</p>
<p>hope you post on active threads as an epu.</p>
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		<title>By: twolf1</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-621909</link>
		<dc:creator>twolf1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;PSA&lt;/b&gt; - tornado on the ground headed east towards Dallas Ft. Worth Airport&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>PSA</b> &#8211; tornado on the ground headed east towards Dallas Ft. Worth Airport</p>
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		<title>By: skimble</title>
		<link>http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/13/buh-bye-abu-gonzales/#comment-621888</link>
		<dc:creator>skimble</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 22:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;“Yes, it became quite clear that under Gonzales, the department placed no more than secondary value on the standards that I and my office had valued so heavily for the preceding 25 years — accuracy, integrity, responsibility, and quality of decision-making being chief among them. Had I stayed as director of OIP, I might have been working for a Monica Goodling protg by now.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;– Daniel J. Metcalfe, former director of the Office of Information and Privacy at the U.S. Department of Justice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.law.com/jsp/dc/PubArticleDC.jsp?id=1176122643390&quot;&gt;http://www.law.com/jsp/dc/PubA.....6122643390&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Yes, it became quite clear that under Gonzales, the department placed no more than secondary value on the standards that I and my office had valued so heavily for the preceding 25 years — accuracy, integrity, responsibility, and quality of decision-making being chief among them. Had I stayed as director of OIP, I might have been working for a Monica Goodling protg by now.”</p>
<p>– Daniel J. Metcalfe, former director of the Office of Information and Privacy at the U.S. Department of Justice.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.law.com/jsp/dc/PubArticleDC.jsp?id=1176122643390">http://www.law.com/jsp/dc/PubA&#8230;..6122643390</a></p>
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