
(image by darkblack)
Well, La Malkin has registered her discomfiture over Joan Walsh's handy dispatching of her little surrogate, Mary Katherine Ham on CNN's Reliable Sources with Howard Kurtz last weekend. See, it's Malkin and Ham's contention that nobody in the Liberal Blogosphere gave a flip about online misogyny at all until it happened to someone besides them, for you see, no one on our side ever got sent hate mail or threats until somewhere around this past January, I guess, hence our "silence" on the subject.
Walsh has posted an excellent response to Malkin's sanctimonious drivel. The piece is called, "Michelle Malkin Plays the Victim Card", and in fact, the title is my only quibble with the post, that there's anything new or newsworthy about everybody's favorite gibbering Right Wing Paranoiac playing the Victim Card. Aside from that one, the Race Card, and the Sexism Card, Malkin frankly has no other cards.
Michelle Malkin has big brass balls, as my idol Stephen Colbert likes to say. (Yes, women can have balls!) The conservative columnist of Asian descent who defended Japanese internment and anti-Muslim racial profiling, the defiant woman of color who's made her name opposing political correctness and identity politics, is suddenly playing the victim card, complaining that I didn't defend her from online misogyny when I defended Kathy Sierra.
At least that's what I think she's saying.
Good luck finding a translator, Ms. Walsh. Malkiñol has driven many a strong semiotician around the bend. Trying to sort out the switchbacks of her double standards, the Möbius contortions of her (lack of) reasoning, and her massive, glaring blind spots about her own role in the sewerification of the national discorse will make blood pour from your ears and nose if you stare into the abyss for too long. Trust me. I know of which I speak.
Fortunately, I don't think Joan is wasting a tremendous amount of time thinking about Wrong-Way Malkin. In fact, it's pretty clear that Ms. Walsh has Michelle's number:
Now Malkin herself is complaining about what I said on CNN. "Walsh also argued that the reason she decided to pay attention to misogyny in the blogosphere now is because Sierra is a 'techblogger' trying to 'make the web a better community.' As opposed to us Christofascist wingnut women bloggers who deserve what we get because we're just trying to use the web to spread poisonous conservative ideas."
GASP! Was that a flicker of self-awareness? Oh, no, sorry. She meant it sarcastically, I guess.
I usually shrug it off, as I will Malkin's attempt to bait me. After this.
But in case there's any doubt: Feel free to attack Michelle Malkin as a lousy writer, a third-rate thinker, a talent-free provocateur, or all of the above. But it's wrong to attack her for being a woman or Filipina. Is that clear enough, Michelle?
Clear enough for me, but I doubt Malkin is going to be content with that. She has an amazing capacity to be willfully, staggeringly obtuse. Today, Howie Kurtz continues his unseemly fascination with La Malkin by highlighting her (literally) tone-deaf response to the Imus flap. Rap lyrics are clearly the culprit. It was 50 Cent who turned Imus into a bigoted creep. Who knew?
Malkin is a partisan hack, a racist bomb-thrower who launches one vicious ad hominem attack after another against blacks, Muslims, feminists, peace activists, and anyone else who arouses her oh-so-excitable ire. And that would be all well and good (I guess) if she was just writing about these things on her blog in an effort to inform her audience, but as I and others have entensively documented, Malkin has the most vicious and unhinged readers on the web, and every time she announces one of her white-bread fatwas, her flying monkeys spring into action, raining death threats, harassing emails, and vicious, violent hate speech down on her victims. After all, it's not one of our readers who's currently cooling his heels in a California prison cell for sending fake anthrax letters to high-profile liberals.
Charmingly, Malkin also takes every opportunity to publish her opponents' private contact information, and there are still questions about her role in the suicide of university administrator Denice Denton. Denton was apparently a troubled person with issues of her own, but having Malkin's readers repeatedly strafe her with threatening calls and emails can't have helped matters. So, when Poor Michelle wraps herself in her cloak of martyrdom and starts to weep and moan about how hard her life is with those nasty liberals calling her names, I can only echo her response to the suicide of the three Guantanamo detainees who killed themselves in captivity, "Boo-freakin'-hoo."
She courts this kind of attention. She pushes and provokes, spewing the most outrageous, mendacious crap to wind people up just so she can get a brace of new angry emails to wave over her head as evidence that the Left is as full of hate as she is. All the while deluding herself with the notion that by eschewing swear-words (at least in print, anyway), she has seized some kind of moral high ground.
But let's look at the "Boo-freakin'-hoo" comment, because that was the Malkin Moment where something tore for me. I ceased to feel any sympathy or compassion for her mental and emotional problems right then and there. It was like Tucker Carlson's report of the Narcissist-in-Chief's hateful mockery of condemned murderer Karla Faye Tucker:
In the weeks before the execution, Bush says, a number of protesters came to Austin to demand clemency for Karla Faye Tucker. "Did you meet with any of them?" I ask. Bush whips around and stares at me. "No, I didn't meet with any of them", he snaps, as though I've just asked the dumbest, most offensive question ever posed. "I didn't meet with Larry King either when he came down for it. I watched his interview with Tucker, though. He asked her real difficult questions like, 'What would you say to Governor Bush?'" "What was her answer?" I wonder. "'Please,'" Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, "'don't kill me.'" I must look shocked — ridiculing the pleas of a condemned prisoner who has since been executed seems odd and cruel — because he immediately stops smirking.
This kind of contempt for the lives and the suffering of other human beings is what gives the lie to all the Right Wing's disingenuous, demonstrably false blathering about "The Culture of Life". They are bloodthirsty charlatans. The way they view their "enemies" isn't just inhumane, it's inhuman.
Whether one's writing has curse-words or not, at that juncture, frankly becomes academic, because at its core, Malkin's brand of frenzied, mindless hate and her thinly disguised blood-lust are the very definition of obscenity. It is the kind of thinking that made genocide in Rwanda and Nazi Germany possible, a willingness to dehumanize one's enemies and to excuse any amount of sadism and bloodshed in the name of furthering the goal of a rigidly controlled, homogenous society.
Michelle Malkin is not a good American. She is a throwback, a mouthpiece to the most deluded, exclusionary, authoritarian elements of our society. It is our duty as responsible citizens to expose her for what she is and to do everything in our power to disrupt a status quo that accepts her as legitimate.
That is all.
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zed?
Baawk baawk bawwwwwk just doesn’t sound the same as attack attack attack or chomp roar.
Finally! I’ve been waiting for you! Reading through all I missed during the day, knowing at any moment that late night was coming. Missed the zed by just a hair.
Hiya TRex. I don’t have any idea who Michelle Malkin is but I will find a way to comment anyhow!
:)
Well, this is an appropriate segue.
No, Cassie, you don’t want to go anywhere near Malkin. There is nothing there. All it will do is eat your brain.
I wish I didn’t know who Malkin is. Blech.
Hi TRex!
SnarKassandra (who was Cassie) @ 4
You are soooooo lucky.
You can avoid Atlas too – folks here will take the pain for you.
(Multiply EPU’d; only the last written for the last (yecch) topic)
———————
TurdBlossom’s His nickname for Rove
Of great dirty tricks he’s a trove.
KKK-Karl
Is going to snarl
As his buns bake in Congress’s stove.
Hail the Boy King, our Conquering Fuhrer!
His visions make our future clearer!
Eschew introspection
and make no connection
with the blood that you see in the mirror.
Gnome de Plume @ 6
And I thought only television could do that!
Forced to choose between the two, Malkin or Coulter, for a romp in the leather room, who would it be?
Michelle Malkin is a victim in the way that George W. Bush is an intellectual.
;>)
The Detroit Metro Times used to runn a weekly summary of Bob Greene (don’t ask) columns;
The Greene Report – We read hime so you don’t have to.
FDL provides a similar service at times.
My Mom Said I Could
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SnarKassandra (who was Cassie) @ 10
No, no. There’s lots of things that can eat your brain. Zombies, for instance.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 11
Do I want to ask what a leather room is???
Oklahoma kiddo @ 11
I regret to say, Malkin, hands down. At least she’s the sex I prefer.
best graf evah
thanks, you finger-lickin’ good theropod
Oklahoma kiddo @ 11
Kill myself?
I’m proud to be doohickey-less and not to have make such a choice.
watertiger @ 5
don’t you love it when a plan comes together?
In the RAPEthePUBLICifyouCAN party, Malkin holds the victim down.
There is only victimization involved if there’s a Republican/conservative involved.
Anything else is just whiny, poltical correctness run amok.
I think that is how the Republican/contemporary conservative mind works.
-GSD
darkblack @ 12
And Dobson a Christian.
And Coulter a… (no, I won’t)
Suzanne @ 20
Whoa Nellie there! Not so fast. The question could just as easily apply to folx who are “fancy on the inside” too. These are liberal times donchaknow.
So what’ll it be, wize ladye? /snark
Aside from that one, the Race Card, and the Sexism Card, Malkin frankly has no other cards.
As a wise sage named Buffy Summers once said, “The girl’s not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.”
OK, so she may not have been speaking about Malkin, but the quote seemed appropriate.
I am calling it a night. Gonna go do something else. See y’all tomorrow.
TeddySanFran @ 24
Member of an enlightened species
;>)
I ate a piece of Trex’s cousin this afternoon. It used to be attached to the rest of chicken. Isn’t it amazing what science can find out there days!
Nite Snarky.
-GSD
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th, gang. Anything fun going to happen?
22 links in one post (more or less — there are a couple of duplicates up there, I think). Maybe not a record, but certainly a service to humanity.
Perhaps this how the other TRexs became extinct: wandering over to visit the trolls in their natural habitat?
Let’s be careful out there, big guy!
S.O.S. from MA @ 25
Whoa Nellie there! Not so fast. The question could just as easily apply to folx who are “fancy on the inside” too. These are liberal times donchaknow.
So what’ll it be, wize ladye? /snark
My choice to to only choose humans to mate with.
ANN…is a MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Gnome de Plume @ 31
Gonzo!
Gonzo!
Gonzo!
(please?)
I just home, was at high school poetry reading. The youngsters did a great job and it was fun!
SnarKassandra @ 27
there’s a something else?
Great answer, Suzanne #33. :)
And on that note… ttfn ‘Pups.
Malkin is a Nazi? Or is she worse? Maybe she’s Imus. No wait, she still has a job, so I guess Imus is worse.
Oklahoma kiddo @
11
I’d eat a bullet with those choices.
Semiotician??
S.O.S. from MA @ 25
Whoa Nellie there! Not so fast. The question could just as easily apply to folx who are “fancy on the inside” too. These are liberal times donchaknow.
So what’ll it be, wize ladye? /snark
All I can say is, thank goodness for Blowfish.com and Happy Rabbits.
Who is this Malkin person and why do we give a shit what she thinks?
SnarKassandra @ 27
Good night, dear. Keep those boys in line!
Loo Hoo @ 41
Someone who studies signs, symbols, and meaning.
Peterr @ 32
They here my footsteps coming and run for cover.
And I am NOT RELATED TO ANY DAMN CHICKENS!!!
Malkin not only can eat your brain, she can suck out your soul. Le Coulter on the other hand can suck all of the life and light out of entire city block. Beware the dark side young ones.
TRex @ 46
Of course not.
Not that there’s anything wrong with chickens, of course.
Rob Zuber @ 56
They may have a meltdown, but they’re not going away. There are too many weathly wingnuts throwing money at them.
TRex @ 46
That’s not what the news orgs are saying. TRex a cousin of da yardbirds accordin to dem science type folks.
And I am NOT RELATED TO ANY DAMN CHICKENS!!!
How does it feel to go from 60′ dinosaur to a chicken in one afternoon? Must be one hell of a let down.
TRex @ 46
Gee, I could give you a great recipe for chicken in a white wine sauce! *g*
WaPoO chatz tomorrow; questions accepted anytime!
National Security correspondent Dana Priest at 10:30am eastern
Congressional Reporter Jonathan Weisman at 11am eastern
Baghdad Bureau Chief Sudarsan Raghavan at 11am eastern
Opinionist David Broder at noon eastern
Suzanne @
51
Prolly like it feels to be Don Imus about now.
I can’t find any online chicken dictionaries. TRex, does this mean you need to learn a new language?
As we take back the White House and the country, obliterating the conservative movement, the public meltdown of all these conservative hacks is not going to be pretty.
George Will has a new one out- arguing that cow farts are a much bigger threat to global warming than automobiles- yep- cow farts.
“Hey you- put a MUZZLE on that Bossie”!
Gnome de Plume @
31
DocuDump #4. We’re getting closer and closer to the magic #5 (”Oh, THOSE e-mails.”).
Suzanne @
55
Now, TRex is on the ancestor side of things so in polite society, it’s up to the chickens to learn his language. We must always respect our elders after all. Especially when they’re bigger and meaner than the rest of us.
TeddySanFran @ 53
Hmmmm . . . I wonder what would happen if all four were asked the same question, say about John McCain’s visit to the market and the recent attack in the Green Zone.
Compare and contrast.
No document dump yet..
“Tyrannosaurus rex fossil gives up precious protein”
Mmmmm precious protein.
Nice one, T.
Wolfowitz suckin a comb and apologizing for stealing from the World bank..
Clusterfuck stands up fer the comb swallower.
Sorry, gang, gloves have been long off for me. I’m not going to hold back and draw a line at Malkin’s Filipina status or her status as a woman.
As a person of Polynesian-Asian heritage, she’s an embarrassment; she makes others of Polynesian and Asian heritage look bad. She’s deceitful because she’s always got an ace in the pocket while she’s espousing hate-mongering by Americans — she’s inherently possess of dual citizenship and can always bail out of being American when things get really rough.
And as a woman, she has her head so far up her *ss I can see her part when she opens her yapping mouth. Misogyny has missed her and her alone all this time for a reason: because she’s one of the stupidest f*cking excuses for femininity on the earth. She’s as stupid as Coulter is vicious.
Hey Wolfie- see them signs that say “Imus was here?” jest keep followin em.
Oklahoma kiddo @
11
Would we *have* to give them safewords … ?
smapdi @ 61
If the professors had only known there is a Trex right here at the Lake it would have saved them a great deal of digging.
Urban Dictionary.
-GSD
One quick return to Imus. When it is a member of the elite who screws up, it is incumbent upon everyone to forgive them because “we all screw up” sometimes.
Besides, Jesse Jackson said something bad 23 years ago and we must not ever forgive or forget that.
DrDick @ 47
Pictorial evidence (cue alert siren)…Micki, OTOH, is great fun at a country frolic, but her dietary needs do contribute to ‘toxic emissions’.
;>)
Actually, scratch my last comment. I don’t think either Malkin or Coulter qualify under the Safe, Sane and Consentual rules …
Jody @ 62
My pleasure.
I just can’t believe I got through an entire post about Michelle Malkin without swearing at all.
Isnt the Wolfowitz cure for nepotism starvation?
TRex @ 71
Watch out for that civility kick…Hard fuckin’ habit to break.
;>)
Y’know your writing still amazes me often…
Rob Zuber @
56
Bingo baby.
We are witnessing the convulsions of the power elite losing their power….
-GSD
Wolfie to the squeeze- “Hey- if I get you a job for 300k- da ya think ya can keep some decent liquor around the place- and quit wearin them damned hair curlers?”
Leave Wolfie alone. He’s busy rootin’ out corruption at The World Bank.
-GSD
Oklahoma kiddo @ 11
Death
Well he’s rootin out SOMETHING!- Somewhere- well at least he’s ROOTING.
Rayne @ 64
Whew! I like it!!!
Rayne @ 64
Gosh, Rayne. I’m still not entirely clear on how you feel about Miz Malkin. Could you be a little more specific, please?
Folks the sinuses done started barkin’ at me. Callin’ it a night and shuttin’ down wthe brain works… Later!
rwcole @
43
Never quote your enemies propaganda – Jane Hamsher (circa 2005)
; )
People like Malkin, Coulter, Limbaugh, and other blame others for society’s woes. They can cast dispersions on individuals or groups inorder to deny them their rights as members of the American community. This goes on all over the country. Bush and Rove have used this tactic with American electorate through fear of immigrants, by complaining of voter fraud. Malkin is a very loud example of this but the Roves of this world are more destructive.
rwcole @ 79
No comb left unlicked
;>)
darkblack @ 85
Man, you don’t need to do a visual on that!
Loo Hoo @ 78
or Cake.
Docu-dump on Friday the 13th eh? Get your hip waders out and put some Vick’s under your nose, it’s going to be a stinker.
See ya all tomorrow.
-GSD
Loo Hoo @
78
Slow painful death is better than being alone with either of them under any circumstances. Couldn’t we just lock them in together for a cage fight?
TRex @ 81
Amazing what a little vacation can do for a body.
Malkin absolutely disgusts me. I’m Polynesian-Asian by way of my dad’s side of the family; I have an adopted brother who’s Filipino. When I think of the people in my own family who Malkin would have no problems with being detained in a camp because of their race as much as any nebulous threat, I just want to vomit.
I’d like to see her stuck in a camp, picked up unawares without her ID, and put away for a while; it’d be the best thing for someone who advocates it so breezily to get a dose of their own medicine.
Now if only we could come up with a similar dose of ironic justice for Coulter…
GSD @ 77
I thought he was smoking their poles….ur, umm…needin Dr. Scholls…no, ahhh…smoking them outta their holes…whew, finally got it…
Peterr @ 45
What did the studier decide? Hearts Peterr!
Misogyny has missed her and her alone all this time for a reason: because she’s one of the stupidest f*cking excuses for femininity on the earth. She’s as stupid as Coulter is vicious.
MMkkk – the female dougie feith.
Hey, guys.
On the theropod protein story, let me just say: You mean the evolutionists got it right…again?!?!?!
Spin on this middle finger, Duane Gish.
Malkin and Coulter
Manage au cat.
DrDick @ 89
Maybe throw Tucker Carlson in for bait, then lock the door and “misplace” the key.
“But I know I left it right here by these RNC emails.”
TeddySanFran @ 53
TSF, got any gems from today?
Loo Hoo @ 92
Decided that some things are just not intelligible. Million-year old TRex DNA — no problem. Day-old Malkin scratches — ???
Peterr @ 98
You have the wrong kind of expert there. Malkin scratches are a form of scat. You need an eschatologist.
DrDick @ 99
Or a fundamentalist.
Hey Loo Hoo — sorry to miss you last night, logged off before I saw your comment.
In response: Yes, 2nd degree — worst ever in my life.
I did the sloppiest job putting sunblock on myself after buttering up my son like a Thanksgiving turkey. The tan (and burn) I am sporting now looks like a genetic skin disorder. [sigh]
But it sure beats the 6 inches of snow we got at home yesterday. Heading for Kennedy Space Center on Saturday, should be fun. Home on Monday night late. Hope all you FirePups are having a blast with this target-rich environment; I’m sure missing being on line with you folks each day.
Rayne @ 64
Thank you very much, Rayne.
Meanwhile, back in NYC, Giuliani needed some campaign help on the foreign policy side, especially on Iraq. Hmmm . . . who does he decide to call?
John “The ‘Stash” Bolton.
I kid you not. Pammy would be so pleased.
Don’t forget to be kind to the margins. Quoting a comment via the quote this comment button when there are already quotes in that comment can – and will – bust the margins.
Suzanne @ 104
Shorter Suzanne: Don’t trade on margin. Always good advice.
DrDick @
99
Errr ummmm. Eschatology is the study of “the last days” as in the last judgement. What’s needed is a “scatologist,” i.e., one who studies turds, which is much more fitting for Malkin in any case.
all this stuff about chooks and theropods(love that word)no one is calling attention to the fact that the bald eagle,the condor,the wedgetail eagle are magnificent decendants of
t rex.not to mention the cockatoo.you want screech,check that one out.also keep your finger away from the beak or you’ll lose it.so be pleased and proud t rex,us featherless bipeds
are fully aware of the size of your teeth,even if you do have little arms.
ps.chooks are called chook because that’s what they answer to.
Peterr @ 104
HURL!!
Why, oh, why does anyone take John Bolton seriously? WHY?!
Peterr @ 103
He sure can pick them can’t he.
Peterr @ 103
Rudy and Pammy know who wears the tin foil pants around these parts.
;>)
TRex @ 108
It’s no less than I’ve come to expect from Rudy “The Last Italian Fascist” Guiliani.
may @ 107
Second that part about cockatoo’s. Green Amazon’s too. I still have 10 fingers, but one’s a little kookie.
DB,
That was visual I must say.
may @ 108
Indeed.
I am raptor. Hear me ROAR!!
Heading home, kids.
darkblack @ 85
OMG. Darkblack, I used to respect you to the second or third power.
Indeed.
I am raptor. Hear me ROAR!!
Heading home, kids.
Just trying to picture you in feathers… .
TRex @
114
Do I detect raptor rapture?
I am raptor. Hear me ROAR!!
Funny – what I hear is the theme song to SuperChicken *ducking*
GSD @
77
Wolfie was the grey presence behind our invasion of Iraq. He’s a very smart, foolish, and dangerous person. One who probably should be in jail.
may @ 107
Agreed. We have been taking phenomenal pics of birds while on vacation, absolutely beautiful. Graceful swallowtail kites overhead this evening, friendly pelicans on the dock at dinner, quarreling but sleek grackles entertaining as we ate, a wood stork amazing us with his proximity — just to name a few. Not at all a shabby family, really.
edit: outta’ here, FirePups, off to bed; sic ‘em again in the morning, we are soooo close to breaking those bastards who’ve usurped our power for too long. ‘Niters!
TRex @ 114
Watch out for the Colonel, TRex!!
Good evening my friends. I’ve come to either raise the level of discourse or else stop in for a short visit. :)
When you find youself in danger,
When you’re threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin’, (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!)
Fred, if you’re afraid you’ll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk, ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin’ (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!)
Peterr @ 121
I think I would have said that the other way around. 80-year-old Kentucky armchair officer versus 60-foot-long theropod…no contest.
TexasBetsy @ 122
I feel better already. discourse level raised to ???
Suzanne @ 123
Suzanne did you write that?
TRex @ 108
Because he has the well-funded Republican Jewish Coalition behind him.
http://www.firedoglake.com/200…..osi-smear/
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/4/11/92251/5636
MelodyMaker @ 125
At least 3. I wouldn’t push it too high too quickly with this crew.
EvilDrPuma @ 100
Can you explicky the big word?
TexasBetsy @ 122
So far, an anorexic gnat could raise the level of this discourse. :-P
TexasBetsy, no those are the lyrics to the Superchicken cartoon show from back in the 70’s
TB, that would be Orange, right?
Loo Hoo @ 129
Eschatology = (theology) the study of the end of the world. I presume the gentlebeing was either joking or using the word in error.
Rayne @ 101
Keyword: Keri Lotion. Have great fun, Rayne. Take good care.
Some Are Leaders and Some at Firedoglake Like Taking The Behind ahmadinejad @ 135
Good for YOU Trex!
EvilDrPuma @ 133
Or more precisely, “the study of last things.” The pronounciation, though, makes for a fine pun: “es-cat-ology”
Rob Zuber >
No, but it will be covered 24/7 for entertainment purposes (and popcorn sales of course)
“History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.” – Edward Gibbon
Loo Hoo @ 115
You don’t bring me subpoenas anymore
;>)
TB – that was a spam link.. usually just ignore them if one gets through the filters.
Sorry that one slipped through, folks.
Suzanne @ 104
sorry
Suzanne @ 139
Happens to the best of us.
cleter @
15
Didn’t the zombies recently put Malkin’s brain on their “do-not-touch” list?
If not, they should have.
daCascadian @ 137
Speaking as one who “wallowed in Watergate,” BRING IT ON!
darkblack @ 139
Nice discourse level readjustment. :-|
mmmmmmmmmmm….. meaty post, TRex!
/psychotic laugh
The “Super Chicken” poem just makes me think of Crackers the Corporate Crime-Fighting Chicken. (YouTube link)
I miss TV Nation. That was a fun show, long before Michael Moore became the target of the rightwing nutjobs.
Hope everyone is having a good night. I just popped in for a sec to see what’s up. I need to get some sleep – I’ve been working like nuts for a few days, and I just got home from work, had a glass of wine, and caught up on the news from the past two days. Damn, I actually think this WH/RNC email obfuscation could end up being a major story. Here’s hoping our democracy can be saved, that justice will prevail through the constitutional crisis this dimwitted President seems to be determined to lead us into.
Dang, it makes me wanna drink a second glass of wine. Nah, I gotta hit the hay.
Have a great night, all.
Calling it a night, y’all. See you tomorrow!
g’nite Peterr
Wolfowitz’s bad day — NYT’s
Hehehehe! I just noticed that Terry Olson became “Loo Hoo”! Congratulations!
And Cassie has updated her username to add a little sass – excellent.
ok, gonna get some sleep now and be ready for tomorrow’s mega-docdump. It’s gonna be interesting. Ta!
***!!!Rawrrr!!!***
***!Chomp! !Chomp! !Chomp!***
…and also to ridicule her mercilessly until sometheeng een her cabeza goes:
!Poom!
so.
Rayne- I’m a life-long resident of Central FL, now living in Texas for the past year. Reading about KSC is making me homesick. Do take the bus tour- there is a humongous eagle nest, if it’s still there.
As to sunburn, I swear by Noxzema. I keep a small jar in the fridge; the cold plus the menthol action is really soothing.
che @ 152
Where in Texas?
!El Gato Negro! @ 150
I think that happened a while ago…
Suzanne >
That reminds me
“…It`s Chicken Man !
He`s everywhere, he`s everywhere…”
Now, back to your regularly scheduled snarkfest
“There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.” – Ansel Adams
Gnome de Plume @
31
You mean – as Churchy LaFemme would have pointed out before the death of Walt Kelley – Friday the 13th comes on ~Friday~ this month?
[I feel sorry for those of you who don’t remember “Pogo.”]
You know of course that Melanie Morgan of Disney station KSFO just LOVES Michelle Malkin. They are BFFs!
When the tech blogger got death threats Morgan was practically giddy with excitement. “Welcome to my world!” But of course the tech blogger is only in “her world” because people like Morgan feel that they must attack others using the publicly given commercially supported broadcast radio megaphone.
And they are highly compensated for it.
I remember when Melanie Morgan talked about the “hate” that spewed from my blog. The only hate that was there was when I was quoting her!
Rick B @ 156
And this lady right here will turn 41 tomorrow. :)
spocko,
I have a tiny suspicion that what joo started may have helped een pushing Imus out the door, no?
?eh?
Happy Birthday, Aunt Betsy!!
I’m gonna be terribly off topic (OT) here, but TRex… in the journal Science, due out on Friday 4/13.. there is new proof that dinosaurs and modern birds are genetically ancestors…. A scientist at N.C.State actually found some dinosaur soft tissue and was able to perform DNA tests. This is the part that made me laugh my butt off, and why I went so OT tonight….Turns out genetically, Tyrannosaurus Rex is a near relative to modern day chickens…. I’m not implying anything here, please don’t infer anything…. but dammit, that some kinda funny irony!
Hahahaha sorry.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/
Barack wants to play chicken (TRex) with out troops? Not really….
Hippo Early Bird Day TB
TexasBetsy @ 157
Well, happy birthday! I had my 39th about a month ago. It was a lot like my 38th, but with more sympathy.
Wigwam >
Indeed. I remember that summer very well and the next August was very special.
Maybe we can get a rerun of that.
“Small men follow the letter of the law, great men seek justice” – Buck Rodgers
!El Gato Negro! @ 158
I was theenking thees myself earlier today. Imus got SPOCKO’D!!
Hell fucking yeah.
It’s a phenomenon.
EvilDrPuma @ 164
LOL. My chiropractor told me last year at this time that 40 is just 20 with 20 years experience!
TexasBetsy- about 30 miles east of San Antonio. Very small town and very isolated. Too far from the beach for me, sadly. It’s been said that no town in Florida is more than 30 miles from the beach.
DeeLoralei @ 160
If you look upthread, you will see that I have been teased mercilessly about this already.
Now hold still so I can thwack you with my tail.
!!THWACK!!
And now i get teh Chicken Boo theme from Animaniacs in my head. *giggles*
May at 107 – all this talk of chooks, are you Aussie?
Spocko!
You stood up when few other did!
Melanie is still a lying a**hole who doesn’t know how to count!
TRex @ 169
I am much cooler than many of my relatives, close or distant. And so are you TRex!
I was theenking thees myself earlier today. Imus got SPOCKO’D!!
Ditto.
BTW, I’ve been helping a bunch of pet bloggers get the message out about the tainted wheat gluten in pet food. The FDA’s list is a mess and there are no easy way to share info about this with others.
Here’s my post to retailers telling them “Your customers want to help get the bad food off the shelves” (link)
If you have pets we have put together an easly to print out and read list of
1) Foods that are recalled in an easy to see form. http://www.petfoodtracker.com
2) Forums to talk about where the food was that you found and which store still has it.
http://www.itchmo.com
3) Foods that appear safe now that aren’t on the recall list http://www.petsitUSA.com
4) Information and news portals http://www.howl911.com
http://www.petconnection.com, http://www.itchmo.com
I worked with all these bloggers and then got info to Sen. Durbin’s office yesterday so that they could ask good questions of the FDA and the Pet Food Industry figureheads at today’s hearings.
Durbin was AWESOME! I have some video on my site. More latter.
http://chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4707883.html
Israeli TV: Warplanes almost fired on Continental jet
TB – Happy Birthday, it’s Friday the 13th here already.
Speaking of Pogo – my grandfather was a close friend of the late great Walt Kelly who drew Pogo and got me an autographed collection – one of the big coffee table size collections – when I was in High School. Somewhere along the way and a million moves I lost it and mourn the loss still.
Hi Trex – don’t fret the chicken thing, any more than a gorilla should be embarrassed to share a common ancestor with Chimpy. At some level we are all related to everything.
TexasBetsy @
175
link’s busted…
Hello, Imus be going…
Israeli TV: Warplanes almost fired on Continental jet
I WILL get the hang of this !
Trex, I’m mostly new here, usually by the time I read the posting and then the 150-239 comments, y’all have already gone to bed… and dammit, I occassionaly make really pertinent and nuanced statements.. that no one ever reads.
It finally occured to me, that you Laker types use the comment thread kinda like a chat room… and I chose to jump in before I tested the waters, or read that my point had already been made….
My one question, if 8 PM is considered “Late Night”what do you folks do, and where do you go, say after 10PM CDT? And may I please join you guys? I’m really funny, and really smart and really perceptive.. and no, I’m not desperate :-P
So THWAP me all you want… but let me play with you cool kids.
Fixed link for TB:
Now chickens aren`t all bad. For instance :
“Being called partisan and vindictive by Tom DeLay is like being
called ugly by a frog.” – Ronnie Earle
Rick B @ 155
You mean – as Churchy LaFemme would have pointed out before the death of Walt Kelley – Friday the 13th comes on ~Friday~ this month?
[I feel sorry for those of you who don’t remember “Pogo.”]
Rick, I routinely tell folks at work, “Ooog. Friday the 13th come on TUESDAY this month. Double Ooog!” Nobody gets it.
DeeLoralei @ 181
Some of us check it out in the morning and look at the comments made after we log off. Nice to meet you!
TRex @
46
You sure? I’ve heard some who say that many chickens disagree with you.
Calling TeddySanFran! Comments needed at WaPo!!!
Shock & Jive
AZ Matt @ 186
Which visible results does he see? And who stole my magnifying glass?
Welcome to the lake DeeLoralei. The Lake is open 24/7 to anyone. It is called Late Nite for those east coaster types. Me, I’m a left coaster myself and think of TRex’s post more as Prime Time.
Glad to see you in the comments and look forward to more.
TexasBetsy, we share a birthday! And many more to us both.
Awww TRex, I thought for sure you would be happy to admit you had a wishbone in your genes..)
This is soo very OT but I must share:
http://www.jfsdaily.com/2007/0….._horse.htm
Holy Crap – The video from the scene of Corzine’s crash is nasty. He is lucky to be alive at all.
itwasntme @ 189
Happy Birthday!
(My brother as well. Waiting for a phone call in 15 min.)
rwcole @
57
Which end?
TexasBetsy @ 183
Thanks muchly Texas Betsy…I appreciate your kindness….
And I won’t even mention my own sister is named Betsy and we don’t hardly get along…or that I am an OU alumn… but damned nice to meet you Betsy :-)
I haven’t posted about this Imus thing because I was up till 4:00am prepping info for Sen. Durbin’s hearing today. (Another gig I’m not paid for. Boy, am I stupid about money things…Oh well fighting on-air poison one month, real poison the next.)
So Imus gets fired. Of course Morgan, Sussman, Rodgers and “Officer Vic” are all still in place. What does that tell you?
1) ABC/Disney has lower standards than CBS. So much for their famous family friendly brand.
They have supported and embraced their employees. They OWN that part of the brand now.
2) It’s still okay to talk about killing Muslims (I’m not talking about terrorists, just regular Muslims from say Indonesia) and call all Egyptians liars. Calling for the death of journalists and talking about burning people alive, still not a firing offense.
3) It’s still about TV and money. The worst offender was Lee Rodgers. But the hosts who were on TV were the ones they wanted to talk about. TV exposure is the difference. Think about it Dr. Laura, Rush, Savage all of them were pushed off of TV.
But they went back to radio. Partly this is because their was no VCR for radio and the advertisers didn’t know. Partly this is because people think that radio doesn’t really “count”.
Radio is way more powerful than people understand. Rush and Hannity are more dangerous to our discourse than Imus, but as someone said, the base will still rally around them and they aren’t as un-subtle as folks alike Rodgers or Imus or Savage.
Oh and YOU all (especially my favorite Black Cat) helped make it all possible.
Subway Serenade @ 178
Dammit!
That’s the best title for an Imus post I’ve heard all day.
Can I steal it for tomorrow?
TRex, I heard that theropods were related to ostriches, not chickens. (Does that help?)
TREX —- I found your own Aunt Betsy!
And your little cousin!
AZ Matt @ 185
and thank you Suzanne :-)
After more than a few months here reading the Lake, I finally feel welcomed. And just to think, all it took was for me to diss on Trex and his relatives :-P
TRex @
108
Assholes tend to seek each other out–they’re the only people who can stand each other. Birds of a feather, and all that. :)
landofthefree @ 149
Thanks, having fun with my friend lolo.
DeeLoralei @ 180
Oh, alright. Just no more chicken jokes.
I’m on the east coast, so this is actually late at night for me.
TexasBetsy – Snarkassandra’s got email re Vonnegut. I’d like your OK.
And happy manana!
n e w t o n u s r at a o l . c o m
OU alum is fine. I am an east coast gal that got stuck in Texas 9 yrs ago and I’ll be here at least 5 more. Are you Dee or Loralei or both?
montag @ 202
Et tu, Montag?
newtonusr @ 205
Yes, she showed me. All the books look fine. My son has read one of them already but doesn’t own it. You mind if Cassie shares with the whole family?
Rayne @
64
Yeah, it’s not like Malkin is anything like Susan Ralston (ex-aide to Jack abramoff and then recently quit as assistant to Karl Rove.)
No snark intended – Susan Ralston is so superior to Malkin that they do not co-exist in the same universe. Even if Susan may have been led astray.
S.O.S. from MA @
17
I regret to say, Malkin, hands down. At least she’s the sex I prefer.
Dang! Guys really do think with it…
spocko @ 156
SPOCK0, Thank you so much for your patriotic work! You have opened a whole world for us.
AZ Matt @ 186
Well, in a few more months, the army will be desperate enough that they’ll be taking people in wheelchairs.
Then Krauthammer can go and be a part of all that is sweetness and light in Iraq….
meep! @
66
Oh, yes.
Just not the same ones.
TRex @ 207
Touchy, are we, in the genealogy department this evening? :)
TRex!
Heard a guy from Georgia on NPR today and thought of you. Do you have an accent? Probably not like that peach grower.
OT, but it’s late nite…
As I type here I’m hooked up to my new gizmo with electrodes on both wrists. I’m looking at the first screen that I can begin to understand, which is the measurement of the Emotional Index (EI).
I have to say that for a device that detects subtle electrical fields produced by the heart, I have a wide range of motion, which means I can type these words with almost no interference with the the machine’s ability to graph the input.
Distinct emotional changes were evident when I phoned a friend who lives in a nursing home. My harmonic held steady at a focused range throughout the conversation. I was amazed, because it was in a different place on the scale than the one that appears as I type this.
fascinating…
Rick B @ 209
“Led astray.” That’s an interesting way to describe being a willing executive assistant to both a felon and a totalitarian in less than five years….
montag @ 214
You know that there studies in this – Avian Science.
TexasBetsy @ 208
More the merrier. But not all KV books are completely family-friendly. Breakfast of Champions is screamingly funny and weird, but imagine the roughest talk you’ve seen here. Standards & Practices in your home are your business. I don’t want to assume…
Dover Bitch @ 215
Oh, honey, no. That farmer is from Zebulon, which is like a valley that time forgot. Poor guy. He lost everything to the frosts. It’s going to be a shitty summer if we don’t have peaches.
Suzanne @ 2
Genetic proof that he tastes like chicken? ;-)
TRex @ 220
Yeah, bummer of a story. Sorry to hear it.
And thanks to years of voice lessons as a teen, my accent is virtually indistinguishable from, say, Ira Glass’s. It’s the American Broadcasting Accent.
newtonusr @ 219
OK. I’ll look them over. Thanks
And thanks to years of voice lessons as a teen, my accent is virtually indistinguishable from, say, Ira Glass’s. It’s the American Broadcasting Accent.
Like that announcer guy from the movies?
Hope all are having a nice Yuri`s Night.
Gotta head out & watch the International Space Station pass over. Back shortly.
“Once a photograph of Earth, taken from outside, is available, once the sheer isolation of the Earth becomes plain, a new idea as powerful as any in history will be let loose” – Fred Hoyle
Suzanne @ 225
You mean Ed Herlihy in the Movietone newsreels? :)
Hey TRex, if you don’t mind some blogwhoring… I need some help from people in Delaware or Nebraska (or anywhere else in the States).
I wish I was Yuri-G
My theory about why folks went after Imus and his misogynistic bigotry was 1.Hewas the most likely Republican who would feel remorse and regret, and 2. MSNBC tends to be more MOR than the other cable news stations.. yes they have Scarborough and Carlson and the Noron and Tweety…. but they also have the great and good God Keith Olberman, and Allison Stewart and the two Davids…
But they aren’t FOXand they are not Headline News on CNN. My guess is the next time Glenn Beck or Nancy Grace or anyone else from CNN Headline news “acts out”, the same people who brought down Imus will turn their Sauron Eye onto that station and their sponsors… and because, after Imus they have lowered the corporate bar on what is acceptable, and the next guy won’t take a week to get bannished. And after they, we, clean up what we consider MOR news, we will have even more power to go after the bigots on Fox News and then Fox can either go with the new tide, or stand firm against it and become even more marginalized… because if they keep their same hosts they will either lose commercial monies, or lose even more of their ability to say they are a real news organisation…
It’s kinda like the RNC admitting today that they tried to save the WH emails that went through their servers, but Karl Rove out-witted them for a year or so and self-deleted his emails, and when they realized he was effing them, they quietly started saving ALL of his emails and they will eventually turn them over to the Dems, or Pat Fitzgerald… The RNC realized that they would be sold down the river and would become absolutely nothing if they stuck by Rove.. so they went behind his back to preserve his dirty laundry… The RNC will go down because of the Bush43 Presidency, but not for Karl Rove…
We are living in interesting times.
smapdi @ 229
Why? He’s dead.
daCascadian—
We toasted Gagarin in Russia yesterday on the 12th, the anniversary of his flight.
Dover Bitch @ 228
An EXCELLENT blog post. I will call them tomorrow.
DB, that is a very good question you raise over at your blog. Very good question indeed.
g’morning (wild arse guess it is morning in Russia) eg.
Loo Hoo @ 97
Well, since you asked (blushes modestly):
I would like to hijack this thread. At dinner tonight with the kids, I realized I haven’t heard any fresh, new Bush jokes in a while. Plenty of snarky blog coverage, sure. Segments on TDS and Colbert, of course. But not much in the way of the standard joke format of setup, embellishment, and punchline. My 11yo did a fine retelling of the very old “fire!” joke with Washington, Kerry, and Bush, and I realized I didn’t have one at the ready in return.
So here is my favorite Bush joke.
A man dies and goes to Heaven, and at St. Peter’s gate, he sees thousands of what look like wooden clocks, each going at a different speed. He asks St. Peter about them, and gets the answer, “we have one of these for each person on Earth, and every time the person tells a lie, the hand on their clock ticks. As my boss mentioned in that Ninth Commandment, we actually take telling the truth seriously up here, and it factors into our admissions criteria.”
St. Peter points to a simply but beautifully carved one with a dial still stuck at zero, and says, “for example, this one is the Dalai Lama’s.” Gesturing to a bank of more active ones, he says, “and these are lawyers.” Pointing to a select group of expensive and ornate ones twirling at a pretty good clip, he says, “and these are the Politicians and Fox News commentators, as you might imagine.”
The man is amazed to see all this, but is curious about one in particular. So he asks St. Peter, “which one is George Bush’s?” To which St. Peter answers, “oh, that’s not here, Jesus took it to his office because he needed a ceiling fan.”
TeddySanFran @ 236
Hmm. That sort of evaded the question. You didn’t ask him if his wife was a lobbyist….
Suzanne @ 234
Agreed – that’s why it’s urgent to get all these lying, incompetent fools under oath and on the record, no matter what they spill. Senate & House Dems have learned a thing or two about what to ask and how to ask it.
These guys want to go to war with Iran. They want it right now. They’re insane.
Raph Levien @ 237
Cute! Long, but cute.
TeddySanFran @ 236
Good thanks for your question, Teddy. Not a whole lot in the way of answers.
The Lake has had so much fun with the TRex story, I think todays other scientific revelation that men are now obsolete was completely overlooked.
via TSF-
About now, Tom Davis wishes he was a back-bencher.
TexasBetsy says:
DeeLoralei @
201
does that make them his dissed-aunt relatives?
(welcome, DeeLoralei and TexasBetty)
egregious >
Very excellent ! I remember his flight.
12th is almost over here. It was nice to see the ISS when it passed over tonight.
More humans off the planet (by choice of course).
“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” – Mark Twain
Dover Bitch @ 222
that was sad. poor fellow took a sucker punch from Mother Nature.
New T-Rex pic in which he’s about to eat a Malkin sandwich at:
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/…..Y0w–
Propagandee @ 248
funny!
AZ Matt @
186
I really shouldn’t read Charles the K. Ever.
egregious @ 232
Oh, who DIDN’T you toast last night? I’ve drunk with Russians before. Hell, when we ran out of people we started toasting the furniture.
Things are fuzzy after that.
Hey Dover Bitch. Great post. Go blogwhore on some Nebraska blogs! The only one that I know of is
The New Nebraska Network kind of wonky and very local to Nebraska. Smart guy.
Check him out.
spocko @ 252
Rock on, Spocko! Thanks.
Propagandee @ 248
Bad case of indigestion coming there. We’d have to put about two dozen bottles of Alka-Seltzer in a bathtub to help him with that….
che @ 167
Che, if you are still around – I am 30 miles north of SA in a medium to big town, depending on one’s definition.
Dover Bitch @ 240
Shouldn’t be long before the next terra attack will take place here in the good ole US of A that Iran will surely be blamed for, giving bushco the excuse he’s been wanting to attack Iran. It could be why he’s extending everyone in Iraq and why they are sending so many more soldiers there for the surge.
daCascadian @ 182
” ..He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!…Chickenmaaaaannnn…”
I love Trex and would not have even thought about wong way wokin’Munchkin, until you wrote about her.
I agree about her unhinged following. Even the townhall web site’s Tom Delay has confused responses to the Imus comment. They sure sound confused over there, they’re not sure to defend him and call him a liberal. Dumb Delay said this: They (meaning us I guess) took out Imus now we’ll take out Rosy. As if it was the left that took out Imus. It was his boorish comments that did him in over a period of time. I never liked him and thought he was a poor excuse for a human being
Hrm. I tried to post a comment asking people for their favorite Bush jokes, but either I screwed up (likely), or else the mods decided it wasn’t appropriate (if so, let me know, and I’ll gladly leave it be). The kids and I were swapping jokes at dinner today, and I realized I didn’t have many fresh ones at the ready.
[Edit: oops, never mind, now I see it as 237 above]
I liked the clock joke, Raph.
TRex, you’ll always be chicken to me….
GSD @
75
They will NOT go quietly, and the polite rules that “ended” Iran-contra will not remove them.
It is going to take a focused and very harsh regime of removal in the government as well as a counterpropaganda operation that the pundits like Broder will heartily disapprove of to get rid of them. The conservatives will have to be carefully and fully investigated, frequently prosecuted, and exposed for the anti-Americans they really are.
A major problem today is that conservatives who were discredited under Nixon, Reagan and Bush 41 were allowed to remain politically active into the Clinton and Bush 43 periods. The Iran-Contra Pardons were not helpful. Think Poindexter.
It may take someone, or a few people, like James Angelton at the CIA to properly root them out. While necessary, that is not going to be a popular operation. Angelton DID overreach, and got a lot of flack for it, but the CIA did not have any Soviet spies (that we konw of) while he was there.
What did Goldwater say? “Extremism in the defense of Liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue!” Broder would have the vapors at that, but Goldwater wasn’t wrong.
We just can’t let right-wing authoritarians apply that idea. It can’t be allowed to override the Constitution, even in time of war. That’s why every federal government employee and member of the military takes an oath of allegiance to the Constitution. The Constitution sets up a system in which such decisions are transparent, open to review, and quickly corrected when they go wrong. Which is why this administration has attempted to eliminate Constitutional safeguards like the courts and habeas corpus while being allowed to simply declare who their enemies are and what Rights they do not have.
This is too complex for a soundbyte, but that doesn’t mean we democratic Americans shouldn’t be aggressively identifying those individual who are enemies of America, (like Michel Malkin and Ann Coulter) exposing them, and making it difficult for them to have government or highly public jobs.
Think about it.
Raph Levien @ 259
Hit ‘refresh’, Ralph.
Uh, why does George Bush drink his whiskey neat?
Because he lost the recipe for ice.
Hi all… Good stuff tonight TRex. Hard to get through though with so many links. I had to click them all to see if there were any I had missed previously.
Oh and Dover Bitch, see if you can crank that post down to essentials about “Blair could have decided about the US going to war” and send it to the Nebraska papers listed on the right side of NNN’s blog. They sometimes run stuff from other places when it is related to Nelson. Nebraska is a “red” state but there are lots of blue folks there.
(This Vulcan is old enough to remember when people would rather be Dead than Red! Ah, the cold war…)
TRex @ 262
When a reporter asked Bush what he thought about his first hundred days in office he replied “Has it been a year already?
Spocko, my entire experience with Nebraska was a car accident in Lincoln when I was nine. Still have the scar!
Thanks for the tips.
GSD @
88
g’night!
TeddySanFran @ 260
WhatEVER. I ain’t so fresh anymore.
By the way, did anybody but me swoon over that dark-haired guy in the front left of the BYU protest photos? He’s holding up a sign that says, “Cheney is killing our troops”! Dude. Hey, Mormon, boy! Aren’t you supposed to be doing some, uh, missionary work?
Raph Levien, That reminds me of my favorite Bush joke, which I am making up even as I type…..
A horse walks in to a bar, the bartender says, “Why the long face?…
Cheney says: ” I’mforever tied to Lynn and her really bizarre sexual fantasies…I’m forever tied to my Lesbian daughter who wants to be the non-birth parent of my 6th grandchild…and I will never get away from the idiot I latched on to to become Vice President…
And W says “heheheh. Dicky. Good news! The Bartender can make us a special drink called the W!….
The Bartender says: ” No sir, I implied I could make a drink called ‘The Grasshopper’”
And somewhere in all of that, I’m waiting for a punch line LOL so go for it Raph…..
TRex, I hope writing this post was cathartic for you. you nailed it.
TRex @ 268
And perhaps he was ;)
PS – Would this be a good time to mention I stopped eating chicken years ago?
That would be half jaegermeister half nyquil with a line and a half of pharmaceutical grade cocaine.
But that’s nothing next to a Flaming Dick Cheney. You mix a quart of oil with quantreau, set it on fire, throw it on a poor person and shoot the bartender in the face.
From tpm:
“George Bush is so dumb i wouldn’t be surprised if he thought Peter Pan was a wash basin in a whore house”
Posted by: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.(@TPM) April 12, 2007 04:01 PM
OMG !!!!!!!!!
Flaming Dick Cheney: You mix a quart of oil with quantreau, set it on fire, throw it on a poor person and shoot the bartender in the face. H ah aha ha aha gurgle ha ah haaha hah!
Mormons are dirty, dirty boys, TRex.
Peterr @ 103
Pammy’s next on Guliani’s list. Perhaps for many things.
But do you still eat dinosaur?
spocko @ 196
Spocko, you are an American hero. Thank you so much.
Betcha Wolfowitz will be W’s War Czar, when he quits the World Bank.
you all know the mnemonic for how to spell ‘Chicago’?:
chicken in the car and the car won’t go
that’s how you spell Chi-ca-go
TeddySanFran @ 274
Tell me more…
Okay, gang. I really need to eat something. I’ll be back in a bit.
DeeLoralei @ 269: I give up. A fish?
Another favorite of mine is the ventriloquist joke, but using teh Google a bit, I see that’s a retread of an old blond joke. I can tell it pretty well in person, because I set it at the WHCA dinner, but like Betsy says, these extra embellishments that work well in telling aloud pretty much just make it longer in the toobz telling.
Doing a little more on teh Google (at which place I start working in a month), I came across this one, which is pretty good.
But actually I was hoping less for the Bush intelligence ones (that’s part of his down-home schtick), and more for ones that show the rottenness of his character. The joketelling was started off by one about putting critics in Gitmo, which I didn’t find that funny, but could probably improve by working over a bit.
TRex @ 223
TeddySanFran @ 274
Isn’t that the point?
This is the funniest joke I have seen in a LONG time. THANKS!
I’m sorry, “cointreau”.
You are welcome Betsy, it was just sitting in the comments over at TPM.
TRex @ 280
When I see Mormon boys walking around in twos doing their missionary thing, I’m often struck by what a cute couple they’d make. I’ve been tempted to compliment them on this several times, but I have the feeling they may not take too kindly to it.
Then again, this is the Bay Area, maybe they’re used to it.
Did anyone else think Kurt Vonnegut died perfectly for him as a writer? I know he said he wanted to fly a plane into Kilimanjaro… but wouldn’t the great author Kurt Vonnegut have been amused and have written about the death of the writer Kurt Vonnegut, had he died from a fall wherein he hit his head and never regained consciousness? I mean wasn’t his death perfect Vonnegut?
I can even now read Vonneguts regurgitation of this fall and making it entirely funny. Ok all for me this night…. thank you all Trex and Betsy and Suzanna….
Peterr @ 121
The Colonel has already met that Great Raptor in the Sky! TRex is safe.
My favorite Bush Joke?
Well this was when George, Karl and Scotty McClellan were raising hell in Texas during W’s Lost Decade. Karl knew that he could turn George into a star, but had to keep an eye on him to destroy the evidence along the way. Scotty was along for the beer runs and cause when he danced without a shirt on it make George laugh.
So one night they decide to go cow tipping.
They were drunk as could be. They make a racket noise just outside a barn by the Farmer’s house. (Typical lazy bastards they tried to tip a cow that wasn’t out in some field, but by the house and barn)
The Framer’s light goes on and George screams’
“Cops! Run!” They run into the barn and up in to the loft
In the loft were a ton of old bulap potato sacks.
Karl throws bags at Scotty and George and says, “Get in!”
The farmer and his farm hand come into the barn and hear something in the loft. They head up and the hand says, “It’s probably just a cat fight or a dog fight up here’
Well the farmer was pissed and wanted to teach the cat or dog a lesson so he went over to where the sack with Karl was in and Kicked it, Karl, “The Brain” Howled like a dog.
Then he went over to the sack with Scotty and kicked that one, Scotty yelped just like an wounded cat.
Finally the farmer goes over to the sack with George, and kicks that one. George yells out, ‘Potatoes!”
TexasBetsy @ 276
(shocked)
TexasBetsy -
Good gracious no!
Dinosaurs are endangered species – EarthFirst! would be appalled.
(On a practical note, 60 million year old roasts take a long time to soften up)
Most of all – the only dino I know is our friend.
Even in San Francisco,
eatingconsuming friends is NOT ok.TRex @ 285
I don’t think the blogmistresses like it when we use that word.
TeddySanFran >
Shouldn`t that be when the World Bank quits him ?
“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.” – Sinclair Lewis
I went to Drinking Liberally tonight, and I did. I’m off to bed. Behave yourselves, children!
You wouldn’t believe how much fun it is to board a bus with a pal, split up the Mormon lads, sit by them and ask embarassing questions and to come to risque’ parties. Lord knows why LDS sends them to SF, but they sure send us pretty ones.
TeddySanFran @ 236
Friendly? How’s about cutting? Good on ya, TSF!
Just about time for me to get some sleep. Good night all.
Night Aunt Betsy.
g’nite TB. Sleep well and YGM.
TeddySanFran @ 295
Next to UCSB, the square mile community of Isla Vista was packed with around 10,000 students when I was there (77-82).
Perfect for door to door ministries.
We were living along the bluff above the sea, with a big vacant lot to the side – and we could see our visitors long before they’d knock on the door.
Where they would find the boys and girls there at the door with bongs in one hand and a gkass of booze in the other.
Naked.
The LDS kids came back again.
The folks who used to stop by with The Watchtower never did come back.
Guess they didn’t want to encourage us.
Suzanne @ 299
YGM?
TRex @
197
I’m surprised it wasn’t an old joke before I posted it.
I promise I won’t report it stolen.
YGM = you got mail
TeddySanFran @ 295
Mormans are easy. They are so repressed that they literally go berserk when faced with temptation. Most conflicted bunch of folks on the planet IMHO. After they blow it, they typically feel very remorseful and that’s kind of sad to see. Kind of sad and funny at the same time. I’m reminded of the Rumi poem which I artlessly paraphrase here: “Beyond the realm of right and wrong, there is a field-I’ll meet you there.” Something like that. Here I go PUI again. Goodnight, firepups.
Good night
TBOops – sounds like saying “goodnight mycobacterium” …
Good ‘nite TexasBetsy
(sweet little bacillus of mine..)radiofreewill @
14
Does the .07 help designate the donation to cover the expenses of reporting on live events like the Libby trial, the Waxman hearings, the upcoming Gonzo hearings, or the less well-known (i.e. not covered by CSPAN) but potentially critical hearings, or the Libby sentencing, etc? Or does it all just go into the same pot now?
Bob in HI
Re:Imus
Now who is Andrea Mitchell gunna drunk dial?
kirk murphy @ 300
And did any of them sit down and, erm, break bread with you all? ;-) C’mon, details, man, details!
Good night, scarlet fever!
Good night, dyphtheria!
smapdi @ 307
*spit take*
TeddySanFran @ 274
A little deeper, please.
TeddySanFran @
295
707!
AZ Matt @
52
I’m waiting for the upcoming ads for Country-Fried T Rex, for that really BIG taste!
Bob in HI
Ok, since it’s the night for W jokes:
Three plastic surgeons are boasting. One says, ” I was called to a case where a man fell into a wheat thresher and his leg was torn off. They all said he’d never walk again. After I operated, that patient won the Boston Marathon.”
Number two says, “That’s nothing. I had a patient who lost all his fingers in a nasty lawnmower accident. I operated, and that patient is now a virtuoso pianist who plays Carnegie Hall.”
Third doc says, “I was called to a nasty accident out in Texas where some fool was walking his horse on a railroad bridge when a train came through. Total carnage. All that was left was a horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. That patient is now president of the United States.”
Bob Schacht @
306
Except for special projects like the Roots Projects and Blue America, all donations go into the general fund which includes supporting our live blog efforts. Hope that helps and thanks for your support.
mutzali – giggle
TRex @
71
Thank you for your restraint. I love the picture of a polite Therapod showing Malkin and Coulter what it means to be civilized.
Bob in HI
Hey TRex,
(hint for spinning your way out of the chicken coop)
some of us are all about the LEGS…
“Nice Ham Hocks” we would say….
/cackle
Good night typhus!
Good night yaws!
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And Phoenix Woman…alas, the toothsome twosome blushed through their beach town tans and backed down the steps, depriving us of the chance to corrupt them.
Or break bread.
After our ministers’ brief visit, we sought more fluid entertainments….
DeeLoralei @
201
Hey! Don’t diss the chickens!
Back from my long day at work. I work three places, driving about 120 miles along the way. Listened to AM Wingnut talk shows exclusively, except for 10 minutes of Ed Schultz.
Early in the morning, their favorite topic was the intense and dangerous racism behind the framing of the Duke LaCrosse players. Some callers demanded the firing of the 110 Duke profs who signed a letter concerned about anti-Black prejudice at the university.
But by late afternoon, I could smell the shit in the hate spewers tighty whities coming through the speakers in my car. These fuckers got slapped in the face this afternoon.
bigtime
I’ve been commended here for my “courage” for listening to these guys a lot. It’s a tough job and someone has to do it, but some days are worth it. This one was.
Rick B @
155
*I* remember! We have met the enemy and they are us! He who steals my wallet steals trash!
Anyone seen Mamselle Hepzibah lately? Where’d she go?
Bob in HI
montag @
217
Once you have been led down the garden path, it is almost impossible to retrace your steps. Then, from there every step is deeper into the gloom.
For some there is room for empathy, even as you send them to prison or isolate them. I don’t see that Michelle Malkin is one of the ones that can expect any empathy, though.
I love the smell of fear in the afternoon ET, as long as it is coming from those who hate.
HaAretz posted this article a few minutes ago:
By Shmuel Rosner, Haaretz Correspondent
According to a legal memorandum filed by the Jewish organization AMCHA, the trial of two former AIPAC lobbyists, Steve Rosen and Keith Weissman, could have an impact similar to that the Dreyfus affair had in 19th century France if it is held behind closed doors.
The document, which the organization filed with the court, claims that “The American Jewish community has a particular interest in ensuring that the trial? does not lead to the same result” as the Dreyfus trial, referring to the widespread anti-Jewish sentiment in France at the time of the trial.
AMCHA claims that closing of the trial to the public could “fan anti-Jewish feeling.
I don’t think Rosner’s comparison bears scrutiny, but I agree totally that the trial should be public.
Suzanne @ 324
Yeah. Meanwhile Ted Stevens beats Strom Thurmond for
senility, oops – longevity on the Republican side of the senate aisle on Friday. The 13th.Back from my long day at work. I work three places, driving about 120 miles along the way.
ET, a question for you – that is a lot of driving – you drive that many miles in the winter storms or do you get snow days?
Suzanne @ 327
Not this year. There were some messy days when I drove my old Aerostar AWD Van instead of the teeny diesel golf, but I got through to teach every day.
Here Trex, this is for you:
Please, stay away from anyone with “Col.” in front of their name, OK?
Sigh.
Well, if the chicken jokes aren’t stopping, I’m going to bed.
Good night!
G’nite TRex.
G’nite beloved therapod!
Thanks for your amazing thorough post.
And don’t get too bummed about about the chicken jokes (secretly, they’re all wishing they were related to you – not some avian upstart)
G’night TRex. I understand how it is when you have to get up with the chickens. Oops, I mean get up early.
Sangemon @
329
Col. Mustard, in the museum, with the drumstick.
uhh…Suzanne?
does this mean there’s no one here but us chickens?
kirk murphy @ 335
I’m sorta hanging around, reading Israeli and Brit Friday the 13th news reports.
km – I’ve been thinking of that song – used to have it on my answering machine way back when.
I seriously dislike Friday the 13ths – being a close kin of Murphy and that blasted law of his.
Justin at antiwar.com takes down McCain’s Imperial(ist) persona:
We must, McCain insisted, put our faith in General Petraeus – a name that evokes the ghosts of the Roman Caesars – and yet the leitmotif of his peroration is not faith but “progress”
McCain is getting more and more like Romney ‘72 every day…
Just saw my Congresswoman on Jay Leno – she did really well, I think, and Jay was respectful and funny with her.
g’nite now, ‘pups. See you in the a.m. Don’t forget — Broder at noon eastern for WaPoO chatz!
Hi ET!
glad Diane is back in te race – hope McCain drops out soon….
And Suzanne, hope the rest of this day (all 23 hrs 21 min) goes as well as possible
g’nite pups – sleep well!
g’nite teddy and kirk
G’nite all.
Ed*ard Teller @
336
And me, out here in Hawaii. Kind of a driveby, however, as I’m making lunch for tomorrow, and watching the Merrie Monarch Hula festival on the tube. If things get boring tomorrow, tune into the live streaming.
Aloha,
Bob in HI
WASHINGTON (Reuters) — The World Bank’s board of directors adjourned a meeting on Friday over the promotion by bank President Paul Wolfowitz of his girlfriend, Shaha Riza, saying it would move quickly to decide how to proceed.
In a statement, the board said it found that Wolfowitz signed off on Riza’s promotion and salary increase without a review by an ethics committee nor the board’s chairman. The promotion came shortly after he joined the institution in 2005.
Wolfowitz was supposed to “end corruption” at the World Bank.
Heckuva job Wolfie.
Interesting bio @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaha_Riza
Currently works for Liz Cheney.
I need a favor from Henry Waxman. I want him to cite Victoria Toensing for giving false testimony under oath. I don’t really care if she goes to jail. I just want the question officially settled: AS OF JULY 2003, VALERIE PLAME WAS COVERT IN THE SENSE OF THE IIPA.
Some 350 comments late to this party, but that was some extraordinary writing, TRex!
Mornin’ all!
RE: Corzine crash:
N.J. governor critical after SUV crash
Trex I love you! Your rants are absolutly riveting. Your way with truth telling cuts deeply to the heart of an issue like a razor sharp carving knife. I was breathless when my eyes completed feasting on your delicious rant! I lovvvvvve you, I really do.