Comments on: Late Nite FDL: The Chocolate Jesus Manifesto http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/ Firedoglake weblog Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:49:36 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: huang lo http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600959 huang lo Mon, 02 Apr 2007 23:38:15 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600959 <p>Christians do not have penises</p> Christians do not have penises

]]> By: zach http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600655 zach Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:58:51 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600655 <p>I wonder what Tom Waits thinks about this whole mess? “It’s got to be a chocolate Jesus to keep me satisfied.”</p> I wonder what Tom Waits thinks about this whole mess? “It’s got to be a chocolate Jesus to keep me satisfied.”

]]> By: momly http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600556 momly Mon, 02 Apr 2007 18:58:31 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600556 <p>That is full of win!</p> That is full of win!

]]> By: juliamo http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600428 juliamo Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:43:59 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600428 <p>Right On!</p> Right On!

]]> By: Marg http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600381 Marg Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:09:21 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600381 <p>Right, #337, who said “Christianity considers him edible.” </p> <p> “Eat of my body and drink of my blood.” Nobody–not even the most fundamentalist Christians, ever said that any part of the body was off the table!</p> Right, #337, who said “Christianity considers him edible.”

“Eat of my body and drink of my blood.” Nobody–not even the most fundamentalist Christians, ever said that any part of the body was off the table!

]]> By: Darkie http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600360 Darkie Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:56:15 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600360 <p>Real art changes the world. Congratulations Mr. Cavallaro on a brilliant piece of work. That it inspired this post for the ages by T-Rex goes to show its power. </p> <p>Jesus was human. Christianity considers him edible. Help me out . . . what’s the problem here? If someone shines a mirror to your face and you are repulsed, do not blame the mirror. Or, more bluntly, if you blame the mirror you are neurotic. Smashing the mirror will not change reality.</p> Real art changes the world. Congratulations Mr. Cavallaro on a brilliant piece of work. That it inspired this post for the ages by T-Rex goes to show its power.

Jesus was human. Christianity considers him edible. Help me out . . . what’s the problem here? If someone shines a mirror to your face and you are repulsed, do not blame the mirror. Or, more bluntly, if you blame the mirror you are neurotic. Smashing the mirror will not change reality.

]]> By: EddieB http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600301 EddieB Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:14:06 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600301 <p><a href="#comment-600266"><em>aspidistra @<br /> 334 </em></a></p> <blockquote><p> Also another point…they never challenge the crazies that see Mary in sandwiches, or viaducts, or pizza…so what’s wrong with a little chocolate?</p></blockquote> <p>That’s because chocolate melts in your mouth</p> aspidistra @
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Also another point…they never challenge the crazies that see Mary in sandwiches, or viaducts, or pizza…so what’s wrong with a little chocolate?

That’s because chocolate melts in your mouth

]]> By: EddieB http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600297 EddieB Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:11:20 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600297 <p><a href="#comment-600266"><em>aspidistra @<br /> 334 </em></a></p> <blockquote><p>If Jesus was to have been born a mortal man…then they should be proud that he is depicted with a nice penis. Also, they should be happy that this could be a nice way to compete with chocolate bunnies and “unblend” it with pagan fertility practices, the resurrection of Attis with the resurrection of Jesus. Just hope it was dark chocolate…more antioxidants.</p> <p>Also another point…they never challenge the crazies that see Mary in sandwiches, or viaducts, or pizza…so what’s wrong with a little chocolate?</p></blockquote> <p>That’s because chocolate melts in your mouth!</p> aspidistra @
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If Jesus was to have been born a mortal man…then they should be proud that he is depicted with a nice penis. Also, they should be happy that this could be a nice way to compete with chocolate bunnies and “unblend” it with pagan fertility practices, the resurrection of Attis with the resurrection of Jesus. Just hope it was dark chocolate…more antioxidants.

Also another point…they never challenge the crazies that see Mary in sandwiches, or viaducts, or pizza…so what’s wrong with a little chocolate?

That’s because chocolate melts in your mouth!

]]> By: aspidistra http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600266 aspidistra Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:39:31 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600266 <p>If Jesus was to have been born a mortal man…then they should be proud that he is depicted with a nice penis. Also, they should be happy that this could be a nice way to compete with chocolate bunnies and “unblend” it with pagan fertility practices, the resurrection of Attis with the resurrection of Jesus. Just hope it was dark chocolate…more antioxidants.</p> <p>Also another point…they never challenge the crazies that see Mary in sandwiches, or viaducts, or pizza…so what’s wrong with a little chocolate?</p> If Jesus was to have been born a mortal man…then they should be proud that he is depicted with a nice penis. Also, they should be happy that this could be a nice way to compete with chocolate bunnies and “unblend” it with pagan fertility practices, the resurrection of Attis with the resurrection of Jesus. Just hope it was dark chocolate…more antioxidants.

Also another point…they never challenge the crazies that see Mary in sandwiches, or viaducts, or pizza…so what’s wrong with a little chocolate?

]]> By: cinnamonape http://firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600220 cinnamonape Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:08:04 +0000 http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/01/late-nite-fdl-the-chocolate-jesus-manifesto/#comment-600220 <p><a href="#comment-600031"><em>deandra @<br /> 320 </em></a></p> <blockquote><p>Men in high places in the Catholic Church, if forced to comment on the horrendous Donohue, would simply state they try to stay out of politics. The Catholic League is an extreme republican political group tagged with a religious insert! </p> <p>In addition to the group’s president, <b>Bill Donohue</b>, members of the Catholic League’s board of advisers include: <b>L. Brent Bozell III </b>[and nephew of William F. Buckley, Jr.]; <b>Linda Chavez</b>; <b>Dinesh D’Souza</b>; former Republican presidential and senatorial candidate <b>Alan Keyes</b>; and National Review Washington editor <b>Kate O’Beirne</b>.</p></blockquote> <p>My goodness! They actually have CLUBS for extremist religious wingnuts! What’re the odds of these people finding one another by chance?</p> deandra @
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Men in high places in the Catholic Church, if forced to comment on the horrendous Donohue, would simply state they try to stay out of politics. The Catholic League is an extreme republican political group tagged with a religious insert!

In addition to the group’s president, Bill Donohue, members of the Catholic League’s board of advisers include: L. Brent Bozell III [and nephew of William F. Buckley, Jr.]; Linda Chavez; Dinesh D’Souza; former Republican presidential and senatorial candidate Alan Keyes; and National Review Washington editor Kate O’Beirne.

My goodness! They actually have CLUBS for extremist religious wingnuts! What’re the odds of these people finding one another by chance?

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