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"Washington", by Justine Smith

I wanted to follow up on something I touched on in a previous post, about the DLC advising Democrats to sell out and act like Republicans.  The question I keep coming back to is why?  Why does the Democratic Party leadership listen to these fools?  Surely they can't still believe that Centrism = Victory?  And even if they did believe that appealing to the middle was a winning strategy (despite the fact that there are hardly any voters there, and they'll never turn out like either side's base), look at where the middle is: It's far closer to the Democratic side on most issues, and has been for at least a year (and probably much longer).

My theory is simple: The Democratic establishment listens to the DLC because it wants to.  They know that the Republicans' corporate-friendly policies are a big-ticket donor goldmine, and they don't want to be left out. They see us little people with our $10 and $25 donations as little more than a supplemental fundraising stream, and therefore not worth the effort to cultivate aggressively.  Besides, us Crazy Leftists all hate the Republicans, so we have to vote for the Democrats and give them money no matter what they do, right?

Enter the DLC, to reassure the Democrats that pro-corporate "centrism" and hippie-bashing are not only good solid Democratic values, but guaranteed election-winners to boot.  Neither argument is particularly convincing, but they don't have to be, because the Democrats want to believe.  They want an excuse to feel clever and good about selling out.

This is actually something that the Republicans understand far better than the Democrats.  If you give people permission to feel good about their baser impulses rather than exhorting them to rise above them, they will love you for it.  With a little help from hate radio and Fox News, the GOP has mastered the alchemy of transmuting fear, hate, greed, and rage into Patriotism, Moral Values, Personal Reponsibility, and Courage, allowing the worst of their followers to cast themselves as heroes while still acting like villains.  Why would they ever want to give that up?

In other words, the DLC and Republicans are each selling a version of the Ice Cream Diet, and progressives are selling the Broccoli Diet.  The Ice Cream Diet doesn't actually work, but people sure do like it.