Dude!

erm, TRex!

You know, if she wasn’t batshit insane, she’d be kinda cute…ew, sorry I said that.

TRex!

WIIIIILLLLMAAAAAA!!

Oh, and “Wilma” won’t work, I think.

Wilma ruled that show, and Michelle, well, she’d need Barney Rubble to edumicate her.

Wilmalkin?

I think she is more of a Bam-Bam.

She’s the newest Geico spokesperson.

Bless her heart.

-GSD

When I hear “cavewoman” I come up with this.

Michelle isn’t Raquel.

She’s in barney.

Malkin’s video won’t play for me and I SO want to see it.

SteveAudio @
6

Oh, and “Wilma” won’t work, I think.

Wilma ruled that show, and Michelle, well, she’d need Barney Rubble to edumicate her.

I always got the sense that Barney was really, really high.
Look at his pupils.

If you liked the Ikea commercial, this one is even funnier.

*Some mature language, some very immature.

-GSD

GSD @ 9

She’s the newest Geico spokesperson.

Bless her heart.

-GSD

The Geico Psycho!

Wilma it is! It’s much shorter than writing Our Lady of the Concentration Camps.

i vote for wilma.

and don’t you just love it when the piranas in the tank start snapping at each other — such a pretty sight, the moonbats howling and yapping while lashing out at the moonbat next to them. more popcorn, please, this is one show we do not want to miss. we’ve earned our front row seats over the past six years, and i for one am going to wear my 3d goggles and crank the soundtrack to 11 as the wingnuts get at each other’s throats…

TRex @ 12

SteveAudio @
6

Oh, and “Wilma” won’t work, I think.

Wilma ruled that show, and Michelle, well, she’d need Barney Rubble to edumicate her.

I always got the sense that Barney was really, really high.
Look at his pupils.

Now that’s funny!

‘Course, lots of entertainment types were smoking reefer back in the ’50s

GSD @ 14

If you liked the Ikea commercial, this one is even funnier.

*Some mature language, some very immature.

-GSD

It wouldn’t surprise you that I’ve already seen it, right?

thingwarbler @ 17

i vote for wilma.

and don’t you just love it when the piranas in the tank start snapping at each other — such a pretty sight, the moonbats howling and yapping while lashing out at the moonbat next to them. more popcorn, please, this is one show we do not want to miss. we’ve earned our front row seats over the past six years, and i for one am going to wear my 3d goggles and crank the soundtrack to 11 as the wingnuts get at each other’s throats…

Who needs cable, anyway?

The far right just doesn’t realize how outlandish they have become.

We’re talking beyond self-parody. It is finally dawning on them that they have lossed some serious face.

Even oily Roger Ailes is showing some flop sweat.

-GSD

Is it your birthday? ‘Cos this is a gift….

Eli @ 19

GSD @ 14

If you liked the Ikea commercial, this one is even funnier.

*Some mature language, some very immature.

-GSD

It wouldn’t surprise you that I’ve already seen it, right?

Nope.

OK, but she’s still not today’s Worst Cave-Person in the World.

I don’t care who KO picked. Today’s Worst Cave-Person in the World is Skip Bertman, the athletic director at LSU.

Now, let’s be clear about one thing. If Dana Chatman had a sexual relationship with one of her players, she has to be gone from the coaching profession; I think that should be obvious to anyone with a lick of sense.

But Bertman’s Neanderthal attitude, and the actions of the LSU administration, have made an already bad situation much, much worse than it ever had to be.

P.S. Wilma.

As it appears she has rocks in her head, maybe we should call her Pebbles.

IANAUNCL, but Jurassic’in for it.

Would it be sexist to call Wilma Malkin a yabba-dabba-douchebag?

-GSD

Jane Hamsher @ 22

Is it your birthday? ‘Cos this is a gift….

It’s some kind of special occasion.

We’ll be dining out on this all year!

TRex @ 27

Jane Hamsher @ 22

Is it your birthday? ‘Cos this is a gift….

It’s some kind of special occasion.

We’ll be dining out on this all year!

Hey T,

I spoke with your brother today, we discussed his impending career change.

I’m excited for him.

But we all know that in spite of her becoming completely and deliciously unhinged and lashing out furiously at the few remaining loyal cheeto-stained soldiers at her side, Wilma will nevertheless remain a fixture on the teevee — not just Pox News, but probably the occasional MSM show, too. I could see Glenn Beck getting all steamy at the thought of having the cavewoman on his show on CNN. What exactly would it take for them all to realize that she’s got the intelligence and analytical capability of scrod?

What impending career change?

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina – Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launched another verbal assault on
President Bush Friday as he led some 20,000 supporters in an anti-American rally, calling the U.S. leader a “political cadaver” and blasting his policies as “imperialist.”

Hugo hearts Chimpy.

-GSD

TRex @ 30

What impending career change?

Studio work full time. He’s drum teching on a pretty important album, and someone else wants him to engineer for them.

Maybe Pebbles… Does this make OReally the ‘Grand Poobah’ of faux news?

well i for one refuse to acknowledge michelle mawlkin – i find her a tad too bitter lol

TRex @ 28

Jane Hamsher @ 22

Is it your birthday? ‘Cos this is a gift….

It’s some kind of special occasion.

We’ll be dining out on this all year!

MM looks a bit small for a whole meal – maybe an appetizer?

Perhaps for an entree you would like a side of Newt? A grilled Mitt?

SteveAudio @ 33

TRex @ 30

What impending career change?

Studio work full time. He’s drum teching on a pretty important album, and someone else wants him to engineer for them.

You know, it’s funny how you can hang out with someone and you talk about everything in the world and completely neglect to mention something like that. We had lunch together today, but all we talked about was the Libby trial and music.

This is the best part:

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Hey you kids! Get off of my yard!

Peterr @ 36

Perhaps for an entree you would like a side of Newt?

Just a very little bit. Maybe an eye.

TRex @ 36

SteveAudio @ 33

TRex @ 30

What impending career change?

Studio work full time. He’s drum teching on a pretty important album, and someone else wants him to engineer for them.

You know, it’s funny how you can hang out with someone and you talk about everything in the world and completely neglect to mention something like that. We had lunch together today, but all we talked about was the Libby trial and music.

Well, the Libby trial and music are pretty damned important.

Patrick 4/4 @ 38

This is the best part:

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Hey you kids! Get off of my yard!

I remember a troll gloating about Kos doing something very similar.

SteveAudio @ 40

Well, the Libby trial and music are pretty damned important.

I gotta have more cowbell!

And by “cowbell”, of course I mean “indictments”.

Patrick: Shorter Hot Air: only the cool kids can play, and we decide who’s cool.

burnspbesq @ 24

OK, but she’s still not today’s Worst Cave-Person in the World.

I don’t care who KO picked. Today’s Worst Cave-Person in the World is Skip Bertman, the athletic director at LSU.

Now, let’s be clear about one thing. If Dana Chatman had a sexual relationship with one of her players, she has to be gone from the coaching profession; I think that should be obvious to anyone with a lick of sense.

But Bertman’s Neanderthal attitude, and the actions of the LSU administration, have made an already bad situation much, much worse than it ever had to be.

P.S. Wilma.

“The girl”???? Plu-leeeze!

Ah, so… Michelle Malkin is a Dawn Chong wannabe….

Eli @ 41

Patrick 4/4 @ 38

This is the best part:

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Hey you kids! Get off of my yard!

I remember a troll gloating about Kos doing something very similar.

Cavewoman and trolls? We are truly blessed.

Eli @ 41

SteveAudio @ 40

Well, the Libby trial and music are pretty damned important.

I gotta have more cowbell!

And by “cowbell”, of course I mean “indictments”.

Dude, you just minted a new code word!

TRex!! Oh man! *still laughing here*

Somebody cue up the music to “Troglodyte” (oh God PLEASE let somebody else here be old enough to remember that because it CRACKED ME UP when I was a kid!)

BTW, I heard the Geiko Cavemen are going to get their own TV series. Maybe Malkin can do a guest shot. She can play a totally clueless cavewoman.

Oh wait…

Patrick 4/4 @ 46

Cavewoman and trolls? We are truly blessed.

We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed!

Ow!

Funny is never easy. See Kung Fu Monkey.

Her and the lizard soulmates?

I’m thinking of the commercial they did a while back with the woman swinging the gecko around and mouthing I love you to him. I had this mental picture of her telling him “would you hold still” while trying to roll the rubber over his head.

From “Dems Dump Fox”:

At a Radio-Television News Directors Association and Foundation dinner where he received an award tonight, Ailes referred to the decision in his acceptance speech: “Pressure groups are forcing candidates to conclude that the best strategy for journalists is divide and conquer, to only appear on those networks and venues that give them favorable coverage…This pressure must be resisted, as it has been in the past. Any candidate for high office of either party who believes he can blacklist any news organization is making a terrible mistake,” Ailes said, adding that the strategy would surely backfire with voters.

And your little dog too!!

Ha! Bush is a “political cadaver”. I love it!

Maybe Wilmalkin could be a Glamazon Huntress.

EvilDrPuma @ 49

Patrick 4/4 @ 46

Cavewoman and trolls? We are truly blessed.

We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed!

Ow!

Here’s the throw, here’s the play at the plate . . .

Patrick 4/4 @ 26

IANAUNCL, but Jurassic’in for it.

That pun should be taken out and SHOT!

*laughin*

TRex @ 52

From “Dems Dump Fox”:

At a Radio-Television News Directors Association and Foundation dinner where he received an award tonight, Ailes referred to the decision in his acceptance speech: “Pressure groups are forcing candidates to conclude that the best strategy for journalists is divide and conquer, to only appear on those networks and venues that give them favorable coverage…This pressure must be resisted, as it has been in the past. Any candidate for high office of either party who believes he can blacklist any news organization is making a terrible mistake,” Ailes said, adding that the strategy would surely backfire with voters.

And your little dog too!!

Roger Ailes has his head so far up his ass that it actually pops back out on top of his shoulders.

EvilDrPuma @
49

Patrick 4/4 @ 46

Cavewoman and trolls? We are truly blessed.

We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed!

Ow!

You kids and your new music…

itwasntme @ 53

Ha! Bush is a “political cadaver”. I love it!

I love that they’re cleansing the ground where he stood to rid it of evil spirits.

I think they’re on to something. That man has the blood of hundreds of thousands on his hands. All those hungry ghosts must follow him everywhere, even if he’s too stupid to know they’re there.

Eli @
39

Peterr @ 36

Perhaps for an entree you would like a side of Newt?

Just a very little bit. Maybe an eye.

Eye of Newt?

That’s the start of a nasty recipe right there.

KestrelBrighteyes @ 56

Patrick 4/4 @ 26

IANAUNCL, but Jurassic’in for it.

That pun should be taken out and SHOT!

*laughin*

That’s how I dragged it in here in the first place.

Bertha Butt (and the Butt Sisters)
From the Jimmy Castor song “Troglodyte”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0

Patrick 4/4 @ 61

KestrelBrighteyes @ 56

Patrick 4/4 @ 26

IANAUNCL, but Jurassic’in for it.

That pun should be taken out and SHOT!

*laughin*

That’s how I dragged it in here in the first place.

Well, take it back outside!

Patrick 4/4 @ 61

KestrelBrighteyes @ 56

Patrick 4/4 @ 26

IANAUNCL, but Jurassic’in for it.

That pun should be taken out and SHOT!

*laughin*

That’s how I dragged it in here in the first place.

Patrick – you’re seriously twisted.

I like that in a person :-)

KOS has a really good update on the Fox flap. Fox has seriously stepped in it…..seriously.

The nation is looking really askance at all things Bush and Republican and the Democrats are letting people know that the network is in the tank for them and only them.

Fox is looking at a 30% and falling demographic as of late.

-GSD

Also John A at Americablog has that sad sack Matt Sanchez spinning horribly twisted falsehoods about his penis’ career.

Fox is Aileing?

zig alert

TRex @ 63

Patrick 4/4 @ 61
KestrelBrighteyes @ 56
Patrick 4/4 @ 26
IANAUNCL, but Jurassic’in for it.

That pun should be taken out and SHOT!

*laughin*
That’s how I dragged it in here in the first place.

Well, take it back outside!

But have you seen the traffic? Something bad might happen.

You guys did hear about those guys doing the Caveman Geico commercials getting a sitcom gig didn’t you? *blinks*

I thought that was funny, in a weird yet slightly off kinda way. Because a sitcom could pretty much sink them, if it backfires. (and so many of them do)

Eli @ 66

Fox is Aileing?

Just some ill Hume-rs. A few leeches, and they’ll be better than ever.

I’ll know that Fox is truly dead the day we go to have breakfast at the VFW with my father in law and tv at the bar is tuned to another channel.

(It’s really hard to keep anything down with that on…you get the “purge” thing without the “binge”)

Caveman Malkin Wilma’s Crib.

Oh, and I don’t think this is sexist. I think it’s hilarious. GSD @
27

Would it be sexist to call Wilma Malkin a yabba-dabba-douchebag?

-GSD

aliasofwestgate @ 69

You guys did hear about those guys doing the Caveman Geico commercials getting a sitcom gig didn’t you? *blinks*

Yep. Not nearly as awesome as the possibility of a Burger King movie, tho.

Spazeboy!!!!

Eli @ 73

aliasofwestgate @ 69

You guys did hear about those guys doing the Caveman Geico commercials getting a sitcom gig didn’t you? *blinks*

Yep. Not nearly as awesome as the possibility of a Burger King movie, tho.

Okay, I’m sorry, but that Burger King guy is just CREEPY!!

Totally off topic, everyone hear about Brad Delp?

Kestrelbrighteyes: ooooold enough over here

SteveAudio @ 76

Totally off topic, everyone hear about Brad Delp?

Brad Delp? Don’t make me google.

KestrelBrighteyes @ 75

Okay, I’m sorry, but that Burger King guy is just CREEPY!!

You probably wouldn’t like the poster, then.

The Caveman sitcom is, alas, being done over at ABC – always banned company. Too bad – might have even been funny but I don’t watch anything ABC or Disney.

You know why Bush aint pulling himself out of the muck anytime soon?

Cause his base is getting sick and tired of carrying his water.

From Al-Jazeera:

N Korea demands US lift sanctions

North Korea’s top nuclear negotiator has said that the US must lift sanctions before it moves to shut down its nuclear reactor.

“The US promised to resolve the problem of sanctions against our country within 30 days,” Kim Kye-gwan said.

The neo-cons said Bush won’t take no crap from no tinhorn dictator!

-GSD

KestrelBrighteyes @ 71

I’ll know that Fox is truly dead the day we go to have breakfast at the VFW with my father in law and tv at the bar is tuned to another channel.

(It’s really hard to keep anything down with that on…you get the “purge” thing without the “binge”)

Yeah, but you know, the Dems bailing on Fox is a huge blow to Fox’s credibility. I think Coulter’s “Macaca Moment” may in fact be spreading to the whole Right Wing message machine. The virus has penetrated their systems and is exploiting the vulnerabilities in their defense mainframe!

Yee haw!! Burn, bitchez!! BURRRRRN!!!!

KestrelBrighteyes @ 78

SteveAudio @ 76

Totally off topic, everyone hear about Brad Delp?

Brad Delp? Don’t make me google.

Lead singer of Boston. dead at 55.

I agree with you there, Kestral. The Cavemen are funny because of hey, irony!

But Burger King? i get stalker vibes off those commercials.

Suzanne @ 80

The Caveman sitcom is, alas, being done over at ABC – always banned company. Too bad – might have even been funny but I don’t watch anything ABC or Disney.

Do they use Banned Devices over at ABC?

Eli @ 94

GSD @ 92

They have started to scare people with their creepyiness. They should make the Burger King their Party mascot.

Wouldn’t work. The Burger King is all the time feeding people.

Seems like a good mascot to me -

both serve up toxic crap.

KestrelBrighteyes @ 78

SteveAudio @ 76

Totally off topic, everyone hear about Brad Delp?

Brad Delp? Don’t make me google.

From the band Boston….Died somewhere here in NH. Suddenly.

-GSD

I heard, Steve. Sad. Too dayam young too.

Patrick 4/4 @ 58

EvilDrPuma @
49

Patrick 4/4 @ 46

Cavewoman and trolls? We are truly blessed.

We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed!

Ow!

You kids and your new music…

Young whippersnappers and their newfangled instruments. Chanting was good enough for my generation.

Wow. 55 is too young.

He had a powerhouse voice, too, as I recall. I was never crazy about their music, but as I recall, he could really belt it.

KestrelBrighteyes @ 75

Okay, I’m sorry, but that Burger King guy is just CREEPY!!

Does the fact that the ad agency is trying to shop a King movie seriously mean that they expect this could do box office–like as in, those commercials actually got people
into the restaurants? ‘Cause you’re right. I could imagine Paul Reubens and the King going to see a flick together.

TRex @ 82

KestrelBrighteyes @ 71

I’ll know that Fox is truly dead the day we go to have breakfast at the VFW with my father in law and tv at the bar is tuned to another channel.

(It’s really hard to keep anything down with that on…you get the “purge” thing without the “binge”)

Yeah, but you know, the Dems bailing on Fox is a huge blow to Fox’s credibility. I think Coulter’s “Macaca Moment” may in fact be spreading to the whole Right Wing message machine. The virus has penetrated their systems and is exploiting the vulnerabilities in their defense mainframe!

Yee haw!! Burn, bitchez!! BURRRRRN!!!!

The Republican right is beginning to finally really look like a bunch of total freakazoids. They have started to scare people with their creepyiness. They should make the Burger King their Party mascot.

-GSD

Patrick 4/4 @ 85

Suzanne @ 80

The Caveman sitcom is, alas, being done over at ABC – always banned company. Too bad – might have even been funny but I don’t watch anything ABC or Disney.

Do they use Banned Devices over at ABC?

Oh gods. It’ll sink like a stone then. Owch.

GSD @ 92

They have started to scare people with their creepyiness. They should make the Burger King their Party mascot.

Wouldn’t work. The Burger King is all the time feeding people.

Patrick 4/4 @ 83

KestrelBrighteyes @ 78

SteveAudio @ 76

Totally off topic, everyone hear about Brad Delp?

Brad Delp? Don’t make me google.

Lead singer of Boston. dead at 55.

Aw hell. That was one of the soundtracks to my senior year in high school. Fond memories of having the stereo blaring while my friends and I.. um..well it WAS the 70’s.

Time to go dig out the CD, since the 8 track died long ago and I don’t want to search for the album.

Damn damn damn.

(BTW, does anyone use gabbly here now that the Libby trial is over?)

FNC/RNC=We spin, they win.

-GSD

GSD @ 96

FNC/RNC=We spin, they win.

“We distort, you recite.”

…freakazoids…!

TRex @ 89

Wow. 55 is too young.

He had a powerhouse voice, too, as I recall. I was never crazy about their music, but as I recall, he could really belt it.

I actually sang “Piece Of Mind” in a cover band I was in. Frankly I was much more comfortable with the guitar parts.

Interesting band, some dopey music, some good music, but the guy could sing.

I always thought he would go on to something else, but no, not really.

Peterr @ 70

Eli @ 66

Fox is Aileing?

Just some ill Hume-rs. A few leeches, and they’ll be better than ever.

Does that mean a Hirudo mediSeanalis is doing a suck job on an Aileing Fox?

(waving to spidey) super freak-azoids

BWAHAHAHA *gasp choke breathe* BWAHAHAHA
What a gift indeed.

Think I’ll name her Spot.

I think from now on little mickey’s gonna be “zug-zug” to me!

Don’t MAKE me start channeling Rick James!

She’s a super-freak, super-freak, she’s super-freakay!

(Please please please don’t make me do that!)

Unka Willbur @ 103

I think from now on little mickey’s gonna be “zug-zug” to me!

I’ll just call her “Ugh.”

Boston, they were pretty well rotated on radio in these parts. Heck, my sister had Aerosmith play at one of her school dances.

More than a feeling.

Love to see Fox suck it.

-GSD

EvilDrPuma @ 105

Unka Willbur @ 103

I think from now on little mickey’s gonna be “zug-zug” to me!

I’ll just call her “Ugh.”

Watch the zugs.

Here’s a chunk of the Edwards campaign e-mail regarding Fox in the Henhouse News:

Fox has already started striking back at John for saying no. (There’s a surprise—Fox attacking a Democrat.) Last night, Roger Ailes—the life-long Republican operative who is now Chairman of Fox News Channel—said that any candidate “who believes he can blacklist any news organization is making a terrible mistake” and “runs a real risk of losing the voters.”

And John’s not their only target. Tonight Fox News Vice President David Rhodes is telling news organizations not to get involved in the Nevada Democratic Caucus because of “radical fringe” groups—meaning grassroots Democrats (that would be you)—who objected to Fox’s long history of spreading Republican propaganda at the expense of Democratic leaders.

Bang, pow.

-GSD

TRex, YGM

I really, really like the thought that Coulter is about to bring down the whole RW Noise Apparatus around her. It would be sort of karmically just, I think.

TRex @
90

Wow. 55 is too young.

He had a powerhouse voice, too, as I recall. I was never crazy about their music, but as I recall, he could really belt it.

Guy had a dog whistle of a voice. He could hit the SECOND g-sharp above middle C. That’s lyric-soprano territory.

Do to Roger Ailes what has been done to George Soros.

He makes a perfect villain, he’s just like Orson Welles in Touch of Evil.

-GSD

TRex @ 110

I really, really like the thought that Coulter is about to bring down the whole RW Noise Apparatus around her. It would be sort of karmically just, I think.

Especially with her arrogantly waving off any flap. “Oh this happens every six months”….”the base still loves me”…..

-GSD

TRex @ 110

I really, really like the thought that Coulter is about to bring down the whole RW Noise Apparatus around her. It would be sort of karmically just, I think.

`Bout time for a voting fraud indictment, too, doncha think? :)

I really don’t want to hear anything more about Ann Coulter waving her flaps, thankyouverymuch.

GSD @ 113

TRex @ 110

I really, really like the thought that Coulter is about to bring down the whole RW Noise Apparatus around her. It would be sort of karmically just, I think.

Especially with her arrogantly waving off any flap. “Oh this happens every six months”….”the base still loves me”…..

-GSD

This has been so overdue. I really hope they all go up in flames. Just…FOOMF!! And nothing left but ashes and pillars of salt.

Eli @ 115

I really don’t want to hear anything more about Ann Coulter waving her flaps, thankyouverymuch.

Especially after that darkblack extravaganza… flaps could mean gill flaps. *shiver*

montag, I’m waiting for that indictment of the Coultergeist for voter registration fraud myself. Notice how that just poofed from the news.

montag @ 117

Especially after that darkblack extravaganza… flaps could mean gill flaps. *shiver*

I *wish* that was what I was thinking of…

Off to the salt mines for them all, especially head Gorgon Ann.

-GSD

montag @ 117

Eli @ 115

I really don’t want to hear anything more about Ann Coulter waving her flaps, thankyouverymuch.

Especially after that darkblack extravaganza… flaps could mean gill flaps. *shiver*

I’m still getting emails about that image. It made one guy actually have to run to the toilet and hurl. I apologized profusely, of course.

No one else had any actual physical symptoms, did they? Is it possible that darkblack created some kind of PURE EVIL?!

Suzanne @ 118

montag, I’m waiting for that indictment of the Coultergeist for voter registration fraug myself. Notice how that just poofed from the news.

Last I heard, the election board couldn’t find anyone in law enforcement to carry the investigation forward. But, more bad behavior on her part might change the minds of some in West Palm.

TRex @ 121

(snip)
I’m still getting emails about that image. It made one guy actually have to run to the toilet and hurl. I apologized profusely, of course.

No one else had any actual physical symptoms, did they? Is it possible that darkblack created some kind of PURE EVIL?!

Not yet – however, I do plan to blame any nightmares I have regarding soul-sucking evil creatures, OR lampreys, on YOU and your post.

Eli @ 119

I *wish* that was what I was thinking of…

Uh, getting some very bad mental images here… and they’ve got nothing to do with the Flying Nun.

Alright, I give up, the champagne is kicking in and I’m heading to bed.

And I swear, TRex, if I have nightmares….

montag @ 124

Eli @ 119

I *wish* that was what I was thinking of…

Uh, getting some very bad mental images here… and they’ve got nothing to do with the Flying Nun.

There are some puns that are off-limits even to me…

I have to call my friend who still works at Fox and try to convince him that he may have a hard time finding work elsewhere if he doesn’t get out of the Lie Mill that is Fox.

-GSD

montag @ 124

Eli @ 119

I *wish* that was what I was thinking of…

Uh, getting some very bad mental images here… and they’ve got nothing to do with the Flying Nun.

Just keepin’ it Bertrille.

TRex, I think db just showed the truth she tries to hide. Inside, that is a very ugly pond-scum sucking soul.

Big Bottom,
Big Bottom,
Talk about mud-flaps,
My girl’s got ‘em!

(Spinal Tap)

TRex @ 130

Big Bottom,
Big Bottom,
Talk about mud-flaps,
My girl’s got ‘em!

(Spinal Tap)

I’m not sure if Ann even *has* a bottom…

Eli @ 131

TRex @ 130

Big Bottom,
Big Bottom,
Talk about mud-flaps,
My girl’s got ‘em!

(Spinal Tap)

I’m not sure if Ann even *has* a bottom…

When I described her as “a bottomless well of evil”, I never meant it quite that way.

She’s the Right Wing Courtney Love. The GOP’s own Tonya Harding.

The Dems pull out of the Fox debate:

The Nevada Democratic Party today backed out of a FOX News-sponsored presidential debate after Fox President Roger Ailes’s recent remarks jokingly comparing Democratic Senator Barack Obama to al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden.

In a joint letter faxed today, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Tom Collins, the head of the Nevada Democratic Party, informed Fox News executive producer Marty Ryan of the decision.

“A month ago, the Nevada Democratic Party entered into a good faith agreement with FOX News to co-sponsor a presidential debate in August,” Reid and Collins said in the letter. “This was done because the Nevada Democratic Party is reaching out to new voters and we strongly believe that a Democrat will not win Nevada unless we find new ways to talk to new people. To say the least, this was not a popular decision. But it is one that the Democratic Party stood by.”

“However, comments made last night by FOX News President Roger Ailes in reference to one of our presidential candidates went too far,” the letter went on. “We cannot, as good Democrats, put our party in a position to defend such comments. In light of his comments, we have concluded that it is not possible to hold a Presidential debate that will focus on our candidates and are therefore canceling our August debate. We take no pleasure in this, but it is the only course of action.”

KestrelBrighteyes @ 125

Alright, I give up, the champagne is kicking in and I’m heading to bed.

And I swear, TRex, if I have nightmares….

Use a nightlight and put Malkin’s head in front of the closet. If anything comes out the rattle will wake you up.

“However, comments made last night by FOX News President Roger Ailes in reference to one of our presidential candidates went too far,’’ the letter went on. “We cannot, as good Democrats, put our party in a position to defend such comments.”

Roger, you are the head of a news outlet, you are not campaigning against Mike Dukakis anymore.

Maybe some of Zell Miller’s fetal army can help you with your demographic apocalypse.

-GSD

Gaahd, Patrick, that story is, like, soooo six hours old.

GSD @ 135

Maybe some of Zell Miller’s fetal army can help you with your demographic apocalypse.

-GSD

It would be a fetal blow against democracy.

TRex @ 136

Gaahd, Patrick, that story is, like, soooo six hours old.

I type slow.

Trimester the Barbarian.

-GSD

Patrick 4/4 @ 138

TRex @ 136

Gaahd, Patrick, that story is, like, soooo six hours old.

I type slow.

This is not to say that we shouldn’t trumpet the news from the heavens. “DEMS FIGHT BACK!!”

Holy shit, doctor, what’s that?

“It seems to be a Democrat walking upright. But I’ve never seen such a thing!”

Me either, Doc! To walk like that, they’d need to have…spines! Oh, no…it couldn’t be…could it?

TRex @
140

Patrick 4/4 @ 138

TRex @ 136

Gaahd, Patrick, that story is, like, soooo six hours old.

I type slow.

This is not to say that we shouldn’t trumpet the news from the heavens. “DEMS FIGHT BACK!!”

Holy shit, doctor, what’s that?

“It seems to be a Democrat walking upright. But I’ve never seen such a thing!”

Me either, Doc! To walk like that, they’d need to have…spines! Oh, no…it couldn’t be…could it?

Fighting back, so easy a caveman can do it.

-GSD

TRex @ 136

Gaahd, Patrick, that story is, like, soooo six hours old.

True, but it gives me the opportunity to ask: the flap (oh, shit, there’s that word agin) came because Ailes (the bad one) was getting an award. For what? Fox News is tanking slowly, like an oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz that’s hit a mine, and Ailes is at the helm, shrieking like the captain of the Titanic, “I’m gonna MOVE YOU, BAAAAAABYYYYY!”
(Obligatory Jamie Brockett reference.)

Take us back to those thrilling days of yesteryear

;>)

darkblack @ 143

Take us back to those thrilling days of yesteryear

;>)

db, may I add that to the post in an update?

darkblack @ 143

Take us back to those thrilling days of yesteryear

;>)

B.efore C.oulter? :)

darkblack @
143

Take us back to those thrilling days of yesteryear

;>)

Oh, you’ve really outdone yourself.

-GSD

By the way, can I get credit for starting the meme tonight that the Democrats are as eager for Newt Gingrich to run for president as the Republicans are for Hillary Clinton to run for president.

He’ll rally the base, our base.

montag @ 145

darkblack @ 143

Take us back to those thrilling days of yesteryear

;>)

B.efore C.oulter? :)

B.e C.areful what you wish for.

Darkblack, another difference.

Democrats don’t use the word kerfuffle.

-GSD

TRex @ 140

Patrick 4/4 @ 138

TRex @ 136

Gaahd, Patrick, that story is, like, soooo six hours old.

I type slow.

This is not to say that we shouldn’t trumpet the news from the heavens. “DEMS FIGHT BACK!!”

Holy shit, doctor, what’s that?

“It seems to be a Democrat walking upright. But I’ve never seen such a thing!”

Me either, Doc! To walk like that, they’d need to have…spines! Oh, no…it couldn’t be…could it?

Demo Erectus. (I blame Clinton)

“…she’ll have a gay old time…“

Patrick 4/4 @ 147

B.e C.areful what you wish for.

Absolutely right… B.C.’ing you.

GSD @ 146

Sorry I couldn’t swing the beer commercial duo from the last thread, mate

;>)

Patrick 4/4 @ 149

Demo Erectus. (I blame Clinton)

The evolutionary step just before Demo Fabulous, I believe.

darkblack @ 143

Take us back to those thrilling days of yesteryear

;>)

Hey TRex, what are you planning to do with that flashlight?

darkblack @ 152

GSD @ 146

Sorry I couldn’t swing the beer commercial duo from the last thread, mate

;>)

It was nice to dream, for a moment.

-GSD

...a couple teaspoons shy of a full set of silver. And a cake server. Okay, and all the forks…

Comparing Michelle baby to silverware automatically eliminates anything that’s sharp or has a point…

Myself, I think she’s a pierced serving spoon.

TRex @ 144

db, may I add that to the post in an update?

If you wish..Or you can save it, MikMalk’s not going anywhere in the future.

edited to add:

It does have a ‘drug reference’

;>)

Michelle gets ahold of Ian

clio @ 156

Myself, I think she’s a pierced serving spoon.

I think of Malkin more as a colander, m’self….

Shez @ 158

Michelle gets ahold of Ian

Awww, one of those cute “Love is…” cartoons.

Pebbles!! Pebbles!! Pebbles!!

There. That’s three more votes!

Thanks to Persiflage @ #25.

TRex @ 110

I really, really like the thought that Coulter is about to bring down the whole RW Noise Apparatus around her. It would be sort of karmically just, I think.

Some of the papers dropping Couler are replacing her with Michelle, though….

onefish bluefish @ 161

Pebbles!! Pebbles!! Pebbles!!

There. That’s three more votes!

Thanks to Persiflage @ #25.

That would explain the rattle….

montag @ 159

clio @ 156

Myself, I think she’s a pierced serving spoon.

I think of Malkin more as a colander, m’self….

She does strain credulity pretty frequently…

Patrick 4/4 @ 138

TRex @ 136

Gaahd, Patrick, that story is, like, soooo six hours old.

I type slow.

That is so cool with me Patrick – been stuck at the museum for the last seven hours and was just about to ask for a linky when you comment clued me in.

Woo Hoo! TeddySF! – it wasn’t even that long ago that he clued me/us in to the Give Em Hell Harry blog where we could post our outrage at the Nev. democrats stupid Fox deal.

What else have I missed? Aw, never mind, I’ll catch up with all the missed threads.

Big Bill Clinton is in back in town, speaking tonight in Monterey at the annual TED conference. Tickets for the event were fifteen thousand dollars so it is doubtful anyone I know was there to report back.

More like an empty can of spray paint. Nothing comes out and all you hear is the ball rattling.

TeddySanFran @ 162

TRex @ 110

I really, really like the thought that Coulter is about to bring down the whole RW Noise Apparatus around her. It would be sort of karmically just, I think.

Some of the papers dropping Couler are replacing her with Michelle, though….

Malkin’s back is against the wall, too. She knows it. We’ve only started collecting scalps, baby.

TeddySanFran @ 162

Some of the papers dropping Couler are replacing her with Michelle, though….

From flying Cann to the pyre….

Image added in an update.

Everybody refresh.

Max Boot gets one from the L.A. Times. The Doughy Pantload stays.

TRex @
167

TeddySanFran @ 162

TRex @ 110

I really, really like the thought that Coulter is about to bring down the whole RW Noise Apparatus around her. It would be sort of karmically just, I think.

Some of the papers dropping Couler are replacing her with Michelle, though….

Malkin’s back is against the wall, too. She knows it. We’ve only started collecting scalps, baby.

Howie Kurtz is clutching his pearls so tightly they are leaving a scar!

-GSD

P.S. The Marines have begun looking into the Matt Sanchez saga. Dudes gonna get don’t ask/don’t telled right outta the Corps.

Eli @ 164

She does strain credulity pretty frequently…

I see some illog-ick in her mis-sieves, yes.

Myself, I think she’s a pierced serving spoon.

I think of Malkin more as a colander, m’self….

She does strain credulity pretty frequently…

I think of her more along the lines of an asparagus server. Sure those little finger tong things are ornate and exotic, but totally useless and pinch.

Patrick 4/4 @ 170

The Doughy Pantload stays.

Diaper rash ensues.

montag @ 159

clio @ 156

Myself, I think she’s a pierced serving spoon.

I think of Malkin more as a colander, m’self….

Well, I can’t exactly disagree although a colander is an often needed utensil while a pierced serving spoon is an expensive extravagance.

npb: What’s an annual TED conference and shouldn’t TEDs get a cut of that fifteen thousand dollars?

montag @ 174

Patrick 4/4 @ 170

The Doughy Pantload stays.

Diaper rash ensues.

Black and white and red all over.

Max Boothead.

Smell ya later Neo-conhole.

-GSD

Who is this ‘darblack’ meanie meanerson that chivvys her so?

signed,

Curious

:-D

omg!

Ian’s gone with the Coulter caveat:

Update: It’s a joke, as in not to be taken seriously in the least bit.

“please don’t hurt me, Michelle!~!”

Musharraff sacks top judge:

“Recent rulings by Chaudhry may have irked the government.

Last June, the Supreme Court rejected a government move to sell 75 per cent of state-owned Pakistan Steel Mills to a Saudi-Russian-Pakistani consortium for $362 million. Mill workers claimed it was greatly undervalued.

Also, Chaudhry has heard a landmark case brought by relatives of dozens of people believed taken into secret custody by Pakistani intelligence agencies. The chief justice has pressed the government to provide information on the detainees whereabouts.”

Should be calling him Busharraff.

-GSD

Patrick 4/4 @ 177

Black and white and red all over.

Cue the accordians and do the Manichean empetigo.

montag @ 182

Patrick 4/4 @ 177

Black and white and red all over.

Cue the accordians and do the Manichean empetigo.

The only other time those words appeared together was in the dictionary.

P.S. The Marines have begun looking into the Matt Sanchez saga. Dudes gonna get don’t ask/don’t telled right outta the Corps.

Nice.

Back to peddling ass for you, hypocrite!

CPAC’s Hate Camp for Wealthy Teens really has been the gift that keeps on giving, hasn’t it? It’s turning into one big swirling Macaca Moment for the whole party.

Did you see what a dickhead David Horowitz is on film? He’s tanked. I think that plastic cup he’s waving around is supposed to be a urine sample for his probation officer.

It’s like a clown-car, it just keeps coming.

Patrick 4/4 @ 183

The only other time those words appeared together was in the dictionary.

*shrug* It’s Friday… and a little whine was involved.

GSD @ 146

By the way, can I get credit for starting the meme tonight that the Democrats are as eager for Newt Gingrich to run for president as the Republicans are for Hillary Clinton to run for president.

He’ll rally the base, our base.

Is Gingrich lining himself up for another divorce?

I mean, the whole I’m-really-sorry-I-had-an-affair routine doesn’t go down so well when you’re now married to the woman with whom you had the affair.

That’s gotta set some heads scratching, especially his wife’s. The current one.

Hell, it’s got *me* scratching my head, and I normally don’t give a fuck about this kind of shit. But, I mean, c’mon… this is just very, very, weird.

Even for Newt.

Even for the Christian right.

What in the world made Gingrich think this was a politically sound move?

Hi Folks! Special hi to TeddySanFran and TRex.

Michelle Malikin is the New Ann Coulter. She is available to serve up junk that will please the base, and make the Talk Radio hosts sing with OUTRAGE!

Melanie Morgan and Move America Forward got ALL the TV stations to cover their Cindy Sheen Stalking Posse (It’s “You don’t speak for me Cindy” ReDucks! This time with the support of the NRA!

Morgan whipped up the outrage and used people’s anger at the President toward peace activists, all so she can sell more Sleep Train Mattresses, McDonald’s burgers and Burger King Whoppers.

I outlined the steps they take to do this, and Michelle Malkin is Step #4

3) Create a conflict. The more visual the better. Use lots of ACTUAL emotional words like “conflict” and “desecration” so that listeners will get angry and be ready to rumble.

4) Get help from the right-wing bloggers. Go to the ALWAYS reliable hater, Michelle Malkin, for unconfirmed rumors of upcoming potential desecration to justify your OUTRAGE. Malkin is the preferred inciter these days since Ann Coulter is out of favor.

You can read the rest here if you want.
(god I’m a crappy blogwhore.)

We could just call her “Lucy” after the famous cavewoman discovery, prompting Leaky’s fitting declaration:

“According to Richard Leakey, who along with Johanson is probably the best-known fossil anthropologist in the world, Lucy’s skull is so incomplete that most of it is “imagination made of Plaster of Paris.”"

Is there a better description of Malkin?

Then again, you could dub her what the Great Gazoo called Fred:

“Dum, Dum.”

TeddySanFran @ 180

omg!

Ian’s gone with the Coulter caveat:

Update: It’s a joke, as in not to be taken seriously in the least bit.

“please don’t hurt me, Michelle!~!”

Well, clearly it was supposed to be a joke. How on earth does he think that update is going to help his case at all?

Conservatives and comedy. It’s a deadly, dangerous game. Someone always loses.

Oh yeah, one more new meme before I cut out.

The missing Jose Padilla interrogation tapes are Bush’s equivalent of the Clinton’s missing “Rose Law Firm Notes”.

Remember how the rightwing beat that into the ground.

-GSD

TeddySanFran @
176

npb: What’s an annual TED conference and shouldn’t TEDs get a cut of that fifteen thousand dollars?

Damn straight TEDS should get a cut~ LOL! Good luck. All I know about the annual TED conference is it attracts a bunch of powerful folks each year – here is a linky – tedblog.typepad.com/ – 88k – Mar 7, 2007

Absolut Pebbles: Slightly cute, completely nonsensical, and never taken seriously.

(It’s my own vodka-60s cartoon mashup!)

GSD @
181

Musharraff sacks top judge:

“Recent rulings by Chaudhry may have irked the government.”

“We hate them for their freedoms…well, not so much hate, envy really.” ~ Some Dick

;>)

Evenin’, Spocko!

Alright, gang, I am off to bed. Everybody write at least one letter to a newspaper that carries Ann Coulter tomorrow.

Sleep well.

Good night!

GSD @ 190

Oh yeah, one more new meme before I cut out.

The missing Jose Padilla interrogation tapes are Bush’s equivalent of the Clinton’s missing “Rose Law Firm Notes”.

Remember how the rightwing beat that into the ground.

-GSD

More like Rosemary’s lost 18-1/2 minutes….

GSD @ 181

Musharraff sacks top judge:

“Recent rulings by Chaudhry may have irked the government.

Last June, the Supreme Court rejected a government move to sell 75 per cent of state-owned Pakistan Steel Mills to a Saudi-Russian-Pakistani consortium for $362 million. Mill workers claimed it was greatly undervalued.

Also, Chaudhry has heard a landmark case brought by relatives of dozens of people believed taken into secret custody by Pakistani intelligence agencies. The chief justice has pressed the government to provide information on the detainees whereabouts.”

Should be calling him Busharraff.

-GSD

He may be an autocrat, but it’s better than the most likely alternative, a radical islamist state with the bomb.

When the wingnuts/freepers show up to snarl and grunt just point them way back to this.

(slightly scroll down, one graphic was removed but was in the original google search)

JGabriel @ 186

GSD @ 146

By the way, can I get credit for starting the meme tonight that the Democrats are as eager for Newt Gingrich to run for president as the Republicans are for Hillary Clinton to run for president.

He’ll rally the base, our base.

Is Gingrich lining himself up for another divorce?

I mean, the whole I’m-really-sorry-I-had-an-affair routine doesn’t go down so well when you’re now married to the woman with whom you had the affair.

That’s gotta set some heads scratching, especially his wife’s. The current one.

Hell, it’s got *me* scratching my head, and I normally don’t give a fuck about this kind of shit. But, I mean, c’mon… this is just very, very, weird.

Even for Newt.

Even for the Christian right.

What in the world made Gingrich think this was politically sound move?

It is called getting out in front of a bad story. Now he can’t be hit with new charges 3 months before the election.

This is a sign that he’s putting the story out there and then can claim “It’s old hat sister” when someone tries to club him with it. It is seen as a sign that he is seriously considering running.

-GSD

omg!

Ian’s gone with the Coulter caveat:

Isn’t the Coulter caveat “You can’t kill the undead”?

200

Patrick 4/4 @ 200

200

Coulter and Malkin. Two-Hun-Dirt?

“200″ is the story of a dedicated band of comments desperately fighting to hold off a horde of other comments bent on destruction and domination.

JGabriel @
186

GSD @ 146

By the way, can I get credit for starting the meme tonight that the Democrats are as eager for Newt Gingrich to run for president as the Republicans are for Hillary Clinton to run for president.

He’ll rally the base, our base.

Is Gingrich lining himself up for another divorce?

I mean, the whole I’m-really-sorry-I-had-an-affair routine doesn’t go down so well when you’re now married to the woman with whom you had the affair.

That’s gotta set some heads scratching, especially his wife’s. The current one.

Hell, it’s got *me* scratching my head, and I normally don’t give a fuck about this kind of shit. But, I mean, c’mon… this is just very, very, weird.

Even for Newt.

Even for the Christian right.

What in the world made Gingrich think this was a politically sound move?

Newt’s entering the race in September. Six months greatly exceeds the wingnut attention span. Besides, he gets absolution (or whatever the Xtianists call it) by admitting the “sin” on Dobson’s radio network.

PS: BONUS!! They got to say “Monica Lewinsky” on the air today.

Patrick 4/4 @ 202

“200″ is the story of a dedicated band of comments desperately fighting to hold off a horde of other comments bent on destruction and domination.

Claude, oh, Claude Rains, it’s time for your close-up at the airport…. :)

Patrick 4/4 @ 202

“200″ is the story of a dedicated band of comments desperately fighting to hold off a horde of other comments bent on destruction and domination.

It seems to be working.

You know the Republicans are in deep shit when they are looking to Newt Gingrich to save them.

He’s as likeable as Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

-GSD

TeddySanFran @ 203

Besides, he gets absolution (or whatever the Xtianists call it) by admitting the “sin” on Dobson’s radio network.

I ain’t satisfied until I see the mascara running down his cheeks

;>)

“Prepare for bedtime!”

Hey Teddy – Monica Lewinsky was huge for them

And Gingrich says: “I only lied to my wife; not the grand jury”

Helen @ 210

And Gingrich says: “I only lied to my wife; not the grand jury”

And the ethics committee, but they don’t count….

Helen @ 209

Hey Teddy – Monica Lewinsky was huge for them

Big enough that Dobson was willing to have Newtie admit to “an affair” in order to bring her up today. By the way, was the word “adultery” used in Dobson’s broadcast? Because that’s what it was, right?

Newt used the Dobson radio show so that no one could see the shit-eating grin on his face as he ‘confessed’.

I’m with db – I want to see that mascara running.

If you write the papers you can use these disgusting Coulter quotes to help drive how sick she is.)
Ann Coulter and Melanie Morgan joking about killing a news paper editor, Bill Keller

Ann Coulter joking about dead UN Peacekeepers from Canada

On ABC Radio/Disney station KSFO 560 AM in SF on July 27th 2006 Ann Coulter was talking to Lee Rodgers, Melanie Morgan and Tom Benner (whose pseudonym is “Officer Vic”) about the bombing in Southern Lebanon. The first person talking is Lee Rodgers.

Ann Coulter: “On the bright side we hit a couple of UN peacekeepers.”
Melanie Morgan: laughs
Officer Vic: “Look at those blue helmets go flyin’”
Coulter: “Somebody has to tell Israel about the installation on 42nd street.”
Laughter

Please LISTEN to the actual audio.
(WMA Audio link 1.01 clip, comment at 45 sec)

Do the these names mean anything to you?
Lieutenant Colonel Du Zhaoyu, Jinan, People’s Republic of China
Lieutenant-Commander Jarno Mkinen, Kaarina, Finland.
Major Paeta Derek Hess-von Kruedener, Canada
Major Hans-Peter Lang, Styria, Austria

They had wives, ex-wives, former girlfriends or boyfriends, parents and children. They were trying to do an important job. Maybe they were idealists, maybe they were cynical realists, but they were far from home on a stated mission of fostering and maintaining peace around the world.

They were all part of the United Nations Truce Supervision Organization in South Lebanon whose lives were tragically cut short on July 25.

Ann Coulter, Melanie Morgan and Tom Benner found their death HILARIOUS.

montag @ 211

Helen @ 210

And Gingrich says: “I only lied to my wife; not the grand jury”

And the ethics committee, but they don’t count….

An ethics committee? There’s an ethics committee? GET OUT!!

Helen, you funny.

GSD @ 198

JGabriel @ 186

Is Gingrich lining himself up for another divorce?

I mean, the whole I’m-really-sorry-I-had-an-affair routine doesn’t go down so well when you’re now married to the woman with whom you had the affair.

That’s gotta set some heads scratching, especially his wife’s. The current one.

What in the world made Gingrich think this was politically sound move?

It is called getting out in front of a bad story. Now he can’t be hit with new charges 3 months before the election.

This is a sign that he’s putting the story out there and then can claim “It’s old hat sister” when someone tries to club him with it. It is seen as a sign that he is seriously considering running.

-GSD

Yes, I know. But Newt can’t write it off as a mistake he regrets — he’s married to the woman he was cheating with!

This is just incredibly tone-deaf. The Christian base is not gonna buy it. It looks more like he’s slagging his wife than expressing contrition over the affair.

Gingrich would have been better off saying nothing.

Which of course makes it all hilarious.

Helen @ 215

An ethics committee? There’s an ethics committee? GET OUT!!

In name only… just for show, these days. Mere formality. The peasants seem to like it. Here’s some bread, and a ticket to the circus.

TeddySanFran @ 216

Helen, you funny.

I laugh because the only alternative is to cry

GSD @ 206

You know the Republicans are in deep shit when they are looking to Newt Gingrich to save them.

He’s as likeable as Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

-GSD

Hey! I LIKED Dr Smith in the Lost in Space tv show reruns as a kidlet. Then again, i’m the weirdo girl that likes anti heroes and selfish bastards. *shrugs and grins* I just don’t like them in real life because they do way too much damage. But fictional ones? LOVE. XD

Speaking of the ethics committee, Digby has some interesting backstory on Newt and the impeachment.
http://digbysblog.blogspot.com…..lowed.html

TeddySanFran @ 212

By the way, was the word “adultery” used in Dobson’s broadcast? Because that’s what it was, right?

Repeated fornication outside the marriage…On an office desk, was it not?

;>)

GSD @
206

You know the Republicans are in deep shit when they are looking to Newt Gingrich to save them.

He’s as likeable as Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

-GSD

“Oh, the pain, the pain!”

Great analogy. I loathe him with every fiber of my being. He actually thinks the country will rise up and demand that he be president! After slinking off ignominiously when his plans turned to crap. He is one of the most delusional, hypocritical, amoral people I have ever seen in public life.

He, more that anyone else, is responsible for turning the ‘loyal opposition’ into the enemy. Just what we need – a President who has declared Democrats the enemy. If he ever weasels into office I will leave the country.

Helen @ 210

And Gingrich says: “I only lied to my wife; not the grand jury”

Wow, just wow.

Repeated fornication outside the marriage…On an office desk, was it not?

Congressional desk, db, if I remember correctly.

Alicia @ 223

GSD @
206

You know the Republicans are in deep shit when they are looking to Newt Gingrich to save them.

He’s as likeable as Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

-GSD

“Oh, the pain, the pain!”

Great analogy. I loathe him with every fiber of my being. He actually thinks the country will rise up and demand that he be president! After slinking off ignominiously when his plans turned to crap. He is one of the most delusional, hypocritical, amoral people I have ever seen in public life.

He, more that anyone else, is responsible for turning the ‘loyal opposition’ into the enemy. Just what we need – a President who has declared Democrats the enemy. If he ever weasels into office I will leave the country.

Not to mention he’s dead last in the polls.

Suzanne @ 225

Repeated fornication outside the marriage…On an office desk, was it not?

Congressional desk, db, if I remember correctly.

“Gasp”

A…A… Desk f*cker?!?

Couch, please

;>)

tbsa @ 224

Helen @ 210

And Gingrich says: “I only lied to my wife; not the grand jury”

Wow, just wow.

Yep – this and the Libby verdict: This is beyond hypocracy – this is beyond disingenuous. This is? stupid? comical? What?

That photoshop is sooooo unfair. Michelle makes clear the world is only 6000 years old.

A self-admitted desk f*cker, db, according to this piece over at Gilly’s place:

We already knew the details of this affair due to Gingrich’s circus divorce trial in 1999, which was held in open court because he refused to settle with his second wife. As admitted in testimony, he was banging a paid aide 23 years his junior, sometimes on his Congressional desk, during the Clinton impeachment period.

indignant @ 229

That photoshop is sooooo unfair. Michelle makes clear the world is only 6000 years old.

6000 years is a bazillion, isn’t it? (Sorry, but I don’t know wingnut math. After seven semesters of algebra, trig, solid geometry and calculus, I flunked Genesistology.)

Suzanne @ 230

A self-admitted desk f*cker, db, according to this piece over at Gilly’s place:

We already knew the details of this affair due to Gingrich’s circus divorce trial in 1999, which was held in open court because he refused to settle with his second wife. As admitted in testimony, he was banging a paid aide 23 years his junior, sometimes on his Congressional desk, during the Clinton impeachment period.

Raises woozy head…

A … PROUD desk f*cker?!?

‘Even the salts can’t save me’

;>)

Her sycophantic little commenters are all a-flutter, calling Ian out and wondering how he’ll get along without a job. None of them have called for Michelle to fire him, but they are letting her know they don’t think Ian’s “joke” was funny at all, although they aren’t part of the “I’m offended” police.

Nobody talks bad about our anchorbaby!

montag @ 231

indignant @ 229

That photoshop is sooooo unfair. Michelle makes clear the world is only 6000 years old.

6000 years is a bazillion, isn’t it? (Sorry, but I don’t know wingnut math. After seven semesters of algebra, trig, solid geometry and calculus, I flunked Genesistology.)

Wingnut math = there is no due date. Your grandchildren will pay – (Not mine – there is no tax on inhereted wealth)

Banging somebody on his desk… not unlike Foley sending lewd text messages to young men during Congressional votes.

Of course, we know how Newt played the same hypocritical dance when it came to Foley.

Ooh, check this out.

DiGenova (aka Mr. Victoria Toensing) Sticks a Shiv in Abu Gonzalez’s Back:

… Some say it may be time for Gonzales to go.

“The president is dealing with Iraq, Afghanistan and a new Congress, and the last thing in the world he needs is this,” said Joseph diGenova, who served as U.S. attorney in the District of Columbia in President Ronald Reagan’s administration. “At some point, he throws up his hands and says `Get somebody new.’ I don’t know when that is.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…..er-scandal

Suzanne @ 230

A self-admitted desk f*cker, db, according to this piece over at Gilly’s place:

Someone must have slammed a right-hand drawer on him accidentally, I guess, then….

I’m thinking “Wilma”. How about you guys?

Nah. Dino.

..mikes..

Helen @ 233

Wingnut math = there is no due date. Your grandchildren will pay – (Not mine – there is no tax on inhereted wealth)

But, hopefully, there will be an expiration date, like milk. They’ll turn sour, too. :)

montag @ 239

Helen @ 233

Wingnut math = there is no due date. Your grandchildren will pay – (Not mine – there is no tax on inhereted wealth)

But, hopefully, there will be an expiration date, like milk. They’ll turn sour, too. :)

And what will happen? I have a plan – do you?

Has everyone else gone to sleep?

I think they have, Helen. I’m off to bed myself. G’nite all.

Malkin takes Ian back to the cave for a little disciplinary session.Cavewoman disciplines errant male.

GSD @
27

Would it be sexist to call Wilma Malkin a yabba-dabba-douchebag?

-GSD

I think your passing over a real gem here. She is not Wilma or Betty or any other character from the Flintstones – she is the essence of all prehistoric thinking. Yabba Dabba Doo really works for me. I encourage everyone to refer to her as such. Employ Yabba Dabba Malkin if you must while writing… for the sake of clarity, but for those who know where she will be – or can reach her at one of her appearances, I think the incessant call of Yabba Dabba Doo could be just the thing to puncture that balloon. Nothing saps pseudo-intellectual credibility like infantilization.

(Sorry corrected link)happy monkey @ 243

Malkin takes Ian back to the cave for a little disciplinary session.Cavewoman disciplines errant male.

Try it now.

Off thread but important:
From The Writer’s Almanac:

It was on this day in 1933 that newly inaugurated President Franklin D.
Roosevelt called a special session of Congress and began the first hundred
days of enacting his New Deal legislation.

It was the Great Depression. A quarter of the American workforce was
unemployed. The prices for industrial goods and agricultural products were
falling. There were breadlines in every major city for all the unemployed
and hungry. Thousands of people roamed the country on freight trains looking
for odd jobs and handouts. Banks were failing at an unprecedented rate, and
millions of Americans had lost all or part of their savings.

So people were shocked by Roosevelt’s cheerful demeanor when they saw him
just before his inauguration. He was facing one of the most difficult
domestic situations in the country’s history, but he seemed excited about it
At his first press conference, on March 8, 1933, the reporters were
surprised that the new president actually talked to them. Almost all
previous presidents had refused to talk off the cuff with reporters, but
Franklin Roosevelt didn’t mind answering all kinds of questions about what
he planned to do for the country’s problems.

And then on this day in 1933 he called Congress into session. He had
Democratic majorities in both houses. The first piece of legislation the
President proposed was the Emergency Banking Act. Even though no one had a
chance to examine it in detail, the bill passed after forty minutes of
debate. For the next few months, bills were passed almost daily. Among the
new federal programs created were the Federal Emergency Relief
Administration, which distributed half a billion dollars to the poor; the
Civilian Conservation Corps, which employed people to work on forestry
projects; the Public Works Administration, which employed people to build
bridges, dams and roads all across the country; the Tennessee Valley
Authority, which built and maintained dams on the Tennessee River,
controlling flooding and providing cheap energy; and the Federal Deposit
Insurance Corporation, which provided for the first insurance of banking
deposits.

Persiflage @
25

As it appears she has rocks in her head, maybe we should call her Pebbles.

Plus if we call her Pebbles we can photoshop her into pictures with that cute little topknot hairdo.

Please not Wilma
Maybe Vilma
or better still Vilema

The Wilmas I’ve known were kind people.

What’s divine provenance? Did you mean divine providence?

I believe this poster, from the 1950 movie, “Prehistoric Women,” says it all about Wilma Malkin….

http://www.bmoviecentral.com/b…..omensm.jpg

Mornin’ all!

twolf1 @ 251

Mornin’ all!

Mornin’ Twolf1. Where’s Marion?

retirin’ in five @ 252

twolf1 @ 251

Mornin’ all!

Mornin’ Twolf1. Where’s Marion?

In Savannah. ;)

Mornin’.

“In Savannah.”

Of course, my bad :)

It’s Saturday. I hope she’s sleeping in. It’s OK, Marion, we’ll make breakfast today. You just sleep as long as you like, everthing will be ready when youever get up. (goes to make coffee, etc.)

‘Morning, FirePups!

Wonder if looseheadprop will drop in this morning…want to let her know I think we are seeing some real movement in the right direction.

I have to drop off to attend my kid’s orchestra competition this morning; if somebody see looseheadprop, please let her know I was looking for her. Thanks!

HorFlash @ 256

It’s Saturday. I hope she’s sleeping in…

Are you actually HotFlash?

Hi, twolf -

Are ya listening to some of the wingers on Washington Journal this lovely mornin’? Just amazing some of these people have enough brain cells to be able to dial a phone ;-(

Waccamaw – I just put C-Span on. Some mornings, the callers seem to be having an ignorance contest.

twolf1 @ 258

HorFlash @ 256

It’s Saturday. I hope she’s sleeping in…

Are you actually HotFlash?

Why yes, thank you, I am. I should not post before I put my lenses in.

Good morning, pups. Today in the NYT it’s Judith Warner on the death of Cinderella and Rory Stewart on politics lite. My favorite Stewart line? “Winston Churchill has been replaced by Bertie Wooster.”

http://mgpaquin.blogspot.com/

Coffee and tea are made, and today it’s big yummy cinnamon buns drizzled with frosting. MMMMM….

Rayne—

If I’m getting this right there are a lot more US Attorney stories. Good luck w yr research.

twolf -

Jeeeeeez……seems like every morning ya think “they *can’t* get any more ignorant”……….. but the stupidity quota keeps going up and up, without fail.

I have some Mango Berry Bran muffins from Trader Joes warmin in the oven.

I would bake something myself, but it’s too early.

Another night sleeping, not, on a mattress from hell. Time for a new one but choosing a car is a snap compared to finding the right mattress. I can’t imagine what kind of mattress hunt experience the 60ft Trex has had.
What ever happened to mattresses that you flipped once or twice a year?
Who thought up mattresses 3 feet thick that you need a stepladder to climb into? The princess with the pea?
Foam mattresses that remind me of gym mats?
Sleep numbers?
It’s just so confusing.
Then you need to allow time for several trips to spend that minimum 15 minutes tryout time per mattress.
Mattress shopping is not fun, not fun at all.

Well, first, they’d have to develop intelligence and analytical ability superior to scrod themselves. How likely is that?

GUATEMALA CITY – Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate “bad spirits” after President Bush visits next week, an official with close ties to the group said Thursday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200…..rification

ironranger -

Hate to break the news to ya, darlin’ but just wait ’til you try to find a fitted bottom sheet that actually *fits* one of those 3 foot thick suckers! This is experience talking……….if you’re a fan of four letter words, your vocabulary is gonna get a real workout. And…..do . not . trust the labeling that tells you, “This will fit a mattress X inches deep.” Good luck!

Thanks Marion,
You know, half the NYT ‘progressive’ editorials make the right points with the wrong arguments. A more sophisticated straw man.
The Cinderella story ties the growing disparity in wealth, a real problem, with two income professional families, which account for a trivial portion of the wealthy class pulling away from the gate.
MoDo and her Barock/Hillary obsession is another.

According to current gooper caller on CSpan, the Clinton’s and the Dems have sold their souls to hell. She knows the Clintons and they have sold their souls. She has 100% confidence in Bush and loves him, she also backs Cheney.

Oh, too true, Waccamaw… The sheets I have that don’t fit, or that fit like a 36D bust wearing a 34B bra… Grrrr….

new thread upstairs…

I already thought of the bottom sheet problem but quickly deleted it. My head is hurting enough as it is.
It’s a plot. Come out with a product new & “improved” that means you must dump your old stuff which adds to the landfills while corps add $ to their coffers.

I still think “lamprey” or “hagfish” is a better descriptive term for MM:

“Any of various primitive, eel-shaped marine fishes of the family Myxinidae, having a jawless sucking mouth equipped with rasping teeth with which they bore into and feed on other fishes.”

Have you ever seen a photo? Looks just like her.

thingwarbler @ 30

But we all know that in spite of her becoming completely and deliciously unhinged and lashing out furiously at the few remaining loyal cheeto-stained soldiers at her side, Wilma will nevertheless remain a fixture on the teevee — not just Pox News, but probably the occasional MSM show, too. I could see Glenn Beck getting all steamy at the thought of having the cavewoman on his show on CNN. What exactly would it take for them all to realize that she’s got the intelligence and analytical capability of scrod?

But Thingwarbler, that would require them to have enough brains to get past her undeniable cutie-pie-ness. Na Ga Ha Pen.

PEBBLES, I think, catches more of her nature, no?

Pebbles

lol

TRex @
121

montag @ 117

Eli @ 115

I really don’t want to hear anything more about Ann Coulter waving her flaps, thankyouverymuch.

Especially after that darkblack extravaganza… flaps could mean gill flaps. *shiver*

I’m still getting emails about that image. It made one guy actually have to run to the toilet and hurl. I apologized profusely, of course.

No one else had any actual physical symptoms, did they? Is it possible that darkblack created some kind of PURE EVIL?!

No fiction could be more scary than the Coultergiest herself.

Helpless Dancer @ 154

darkblack @ 143

Take us back to those thrilling days of yesteryear

;>)

Hey TRex, what are you planning to do with that flashlight?

She’s a TRUE “Conservative”…circa 1 million years B.C.

She’s “Touched the Monolith”

http://www.enemesis.org/blogge…..786004.jpg

no, please not wilma or betty. both of those gals were super nice, super hot bedrock women.

i like the idea of yabba dabba malkin, though. she’s more like fred than any of the others from bedrock. he was dumb, conniving … but he had a soft heart, so even fred is too good a moniker for her.

but, seriously, don’t knock wilma or betty. and seriously, its a smear to those characters to nickname malkin with one of those names.

makes you look like you don’t like sexy girls. i mean, i know you are gay, but all girls aren’t malkin.

I vote for Pebbles!

I have no interest in Malkin, but it’s intriguing that the Post believes plagiarism is bad, while hate speech and continual lying are fine. Go figure.

Even during the Vietnam war, when the media uncritically echoed zillions of lies from the executive branch, mainstream editorialists did not lionize purveyors of hate such as George Wallace or, say, Robert Welch, founder of the John Birch Society.