
(Image by darkblack)
"I know that Ann Coulter needs publicity in the same way that a tapeworm needs a large intestine. This is the environment that makes it possible for her to continue to make a living doing what she does." (Rachel Maddow via C&L)
That picture is deeply disturbing, I know. I apologize to any children or small animals who may have been scarred by it.
Well, teh Coultergeist has lost no time whatsoever cloaking herself in the mantle of Persecuted Free Speech Heroin(e). Her pet dickhead Sean Hannity has leapt into the fray to go on the record echoing Coulter's assertion that "faggot" is a harmless "schoolyard taunt" and that gay-bashing is as American as baseball, apple pie, and plantation lynchings.
HTML Mencken has an excellent round-up of Right Wing responses to the Coulter gaffe, and more than adequately demonstrates that the Reich Wing will give up their favorite genocidal peroxide blonde banshee about as soon as Jonah Goldberg will give up his collection of "new-in-box" 70's Star Wars action figures and deluxe Death Star play-set. Fortunately, the companies who advertise on Coulter's web-site feel no such loyalty.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- At least three major companies want their ads pulled from Ann Coulter's Web site, following customer complaints about the right-wing commentator referring to Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot."
Verizon, Sallie Mae and Georgia-based NetBank each said they didn't know their ads were on AnnCoulter.com until they received the complaints.
A diarist at the liberal blog DailyKos.com posted contact information for dozens of companies with ads on Coulter's site after the commentator made her remarks about Edwards at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington on Friday. (Full story)
Yeah! That's how you fuckin' do it!
But you know what? People inside the Conservative movement hate her, too. Dave Neiwert points us to yet another ugly incident from CPAC's 2007 Hate Camp conference:
The extent to which conservatives willingly turn a blind eye to what Coulter represents is reflected in their abject unwillingness to confront it.
Perhaps part of the reason for this is what happens to conservatives -- like, say, Dan Borcherd -- who actually do: they get roughed up by Coulter's goons -- another incremental step in the right's thuggishness. Now they're tossing out genuine Republicans who were actually invited to their events. (Recall, if you will, Coulter's call for students to behave as goons on her behalf at a campus appearance last year.)
Borcherd is a lifelong conservative and Iraq war veteran who believes (perhaps rightly) that Coulter does her movement more harm than good, and has publicly called her out on her involvement in the Paul Jones debacle. It seems Annie does not like to be reminded that she was Patient Zero, the Typhoid Mary of CDS (Clinton Derangement Syndrome) back in the mid-90's, when she was a fresh-faced young thing of 65. A CPAC security detail, headed by Ann's own people forcibly ejected Mr. Borcherd from the event after jerking his paid event pass from around his neck and manhandling him for several minutes. Hooray, CPAC! Hooray, freedom of speech! Truly, conservatives are doing all they can to keep Stalinism alive and well in the new millenium.
And here, my friends, is what we've been waiting for all week. I still haven't been able to track down a master list of the papers who carry Coulter's column, but the Human Rights Campaign has set up a page where you can email the editors of those papers directly with either a form letter, or a composition of your own. I know that you guys are going to want to put your newly perfected Angry Letter Writing Skills to work, so by God, go to it! And give 'em HELL!! ATTACK!! ATTACK!! ATTACK!!
Editor and Publisher reports today that two more papers have dropped Coulter's column, bringing up the total since last Friday's "f-bomb" to at least four. We'll work on laudatory letters to those papers later in the week, but for now we still have work to do. It's time to give Annie a little taste of exactly how the "marketplace of ideas" deals with people who sell such deeply shoddy merchandise.
Coulter is calling this her "17th career-ending moment", but hey, 17 has always been a lucky number for me. It looks like this time around, she's hell bent on personally nailing shut the lid on her career's coffin from the inside. Even notoriously vacuous gossip queen Perez Hilton is getting involved by stealing images from darkblack and calling his normally politically agnostic readers to action.
Ah, yes, the 2007 Hate Camp is a gift that keeps right on giving. Even one of its organizers, Amy Ridenour (via Raw Story) is having her doubts about the efficacy of an annual FreepFest in spreading the conserv-o-tard meme:
"It would be better, in my opinion, to not have a CPAC at all than to have one that presents conservatism as a hostile, people-hating ideology," said Amy Ridenour, whose National Center for Public Policy Research was one of the paying sponsors for CPAC.
"We conservatives have enough trouble overcoming the false things that are said about us without paying for a platform upon which we shoot ourselves annually in the foot," she wrote on her weblog Sunday.
Oh, but come on, Amy! The 101st Fighting Keyboarders may never get a chance to shoot anything but their feet! Besides, where else can we find out that Ann Coulter, Michelle MalKKKin, Hannity, and O'Reilly's new BFF Cpl. Matt Sanchez is yet another gay hooker Republican with a slew of hardcore porn flicks on his resume with titles like "Jawbreaker", "Donkey Dicks", and "Glory Holes of Fame 3". Ew. I know. Goooooood Family Values.
Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it? What's with the GOPerverts and their penchant for man-whores?
ADDED: Big thanks to the dashing Max Blumenthal of the Nation who name-checked me tonight on Countdown!! BOO-YAAAAAAHHH!!!
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TREX–A star is born!
M’lord!
TREX Rocks!!!
TRex is that a parasite?
Is there a formal procedure at Firedoglake for a reader to file a grievence about an unspeakably hideous photo on a Late Nite post?
LOL
Trex, I shouldn’t have doubted you the last thread. You walk the talk!!
M’Lord, Sir TRex !!
GAK!
That image is almost as disgusting as she is.
Dang, is that what happens when one’s head gets too big for their britches?
Here’s a rather large sign I posted by Coit Tower:
http://freewayblogger.blogspot.....wersf.html
Up for at least nine hours.
How long until she goes into rehab for a prescription drug abuse issue?
Mike Stark is taking on the National Review cuz they are wicked people who won’t do the right thing.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyo.....15653/4397
Good work scarlet. Nine hours is great. I had one that lasted about 12 minutes. I put up Bush Lied Thousands Died.
ccmask @
13
I had one that lasted over 4 hours. I called my physician.
scarlet p. @ 10
Ah, much nicer to look at.
“I left my heart–in San Francisco”
Great work freewayblogger!
Great fun to hear Blumenthal give you a shout-out tonight, TRex!
scarlet p. @
10
Good on ya!!
Nice work.
kevoy11 @ 16
Yeah, I need to drop that check in the mail right away before I forget…
gawd! that image is horrifying!
but like great all great satire, it leaves a burning afterimage, and you’re forced to think of it whenever you think of Coulter.
I still think the meme should be advanced that he/she is a trans-sexual, and to go about it the way they would, to demand that he/she PROVE with a tissue sample that he/she does not have a Y chromosome, and then contantly harp that it has never been proven that s/he is actually a woman.
ember @ 11
Maybe she could go into rehab to weasel out of her voter fraud charge in Florida.
It looks like this time around, she’s hell bent on personally nailing shut the lid on her career’s coffin from the inside.
I’m going to try to channel Darkblack into doing an impression on this from Kill Bill Vol.2. Nobody teach the Coultergeist the same f*sting trick Beatrix uses to get out.
sporkovat @ 19
I appreciate the thought, but having a few friends who are transgendered people, I don’t really find it funny to joke about Ann Coulter being one. Transgendered people have a rough time in the world without having to be saddled with the Coultergeist.
neurophius @ 20
I think that she is long overdue.
My God, that’s a scary picture.
Gonna have nightmares tonight :)
YIKES
Gotta tell ya, that darkblack just scared the friggin’ crap out of me… when I saw that it was a lamprey eel mouth, I just wanted to go screaming from the room.
Coulter, in her normal state (normal for her, that is) is bad enough.
That’s … wuhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhuhhhh….
Hey, TRex!
Over at the StarTribune, the right-wing political editor D.J. Tice says that Al Franken’s calling Norm Coleman Bush’s “butt boy” back in October is exactly the same as Ann Coulter insulting both John Edwards and gays last week. I kid you not.
As a Certified Gay Man, perhaps you could pay Mr. Tice a visit to explain things to him. (And anyone else should feel free to join in the fun.) To avoid moderation, remember to put only one active link per post; otherwise, type out the URLs, leaving off the “http://” part.
montag @ 25
Mwaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaa!!
My evil plan is working!
*rubs hands together gleefully*
Okay, I am not just saying this. That pic of the Ann Coulter taken by a Truth Camera (a camera that captures your true inner essence) gives me the chilly chilly creepy crawlies!
Yikes!
OT: Is anyone else pissed that two of the jurors think it would be “fun” and “have no problem with” a Libby pardon? WTF?
One was on Tweety and the other on K.O. tonight.
Ann Coulter is a genuine harpy, and also an actual idiot. She chose conservatism not because she believed in it but because there’s an enormous publicity machine that rewards young white women (especially blondes, even fake blondes) for public anti-liberal, anti-feminist activity. She chose it for the money. Her personal life—as with so many of these women—is utterly unrelated to the garbage she spews. She talks conservatism but dresses like a streetwalker; is neither married nor has any children (those being the only accepted roles for conservative women); apparently can’t even remember where she is registered to vote; attacks 9/11 widows for daring to grieve in public; and just generally loves the sound of her own voice more than anything else. That disgusting picture is the most accurate likeness I have ever seen of her. Go get ‘er, TRex (& then go get Camille Paglia—you almost promised a couple of weeks ago….)!
RadRobin @ 28
Please, place links to it far and wide so that it comes up whenever anyone google image searches her name.
Please.
For the children.
kevoy11 @ 30
Are you sure they weren’t on crack instead?
Perez Hilton ripped me off…?
‘Oh, the humanity’
;>)
This post is definitely one reason I’m glad I’m on dialup, as I had time to read the warning before the image loaded, and scroll past it.
Another conservative gay hooker . . .
yawn.
Another Sean Hannity excuse-fest . . .
yawn.
TRex getting a shout out on KO . . .
RRRRROOOAAARRRRR!!!!
Priceless.
Phoenix Woman @
27
PW, what is Franken’s explanation for this?
Sorry to play Devil’s Advocate, but…
It’s tricky - it’s an instance of you don’t want to be as debased as the reich-wingers, of course, but as a meme that could end her repulsive career due to the squickyness induced in her target audience I think its a strong one.
As with Rev Haggard, its not that he was into the extra-curricular gay sex, it was the blatant hypocrisy that led to some gloating when he was brought low.
if you trawl the web a bit, some of the sites that claim to know that s/he used to be a man are of the transgender community. it may be a bit of an open secret there.
Hmm, looks like I’ve got a comment stuck in the moderation queue.
I’m not surprised, I’ve included quotes from Matt ‘Bad at Being Gay’ Sanchez. It looks like it’s going to be hard — uh, I mean difficult — to do timely snark on this story.
darkblack @ 33
Follow the link, db. I was just as surprised as you are.
I hear he gets more subpoenas per day than a Karl Rove staffer. Why not pile on?
neurophius @ 32
HAAAAAAA - they must be! How else do you explain it?
Am I the only one who thinks a Libby pardon would advance the Left’s cause, abhorrent as at it may sound in the near term?
TRex M’Lord-
Also from E&P (a bitty bit that I posted yesterday and darkblack noticed) This looky here :
Editor Explains Why Paper Dropped Coulter Column
Snip-
“Lancaster County residents of whatever political view — conservative, moderate, or liberal — deserve intelligent discussion of issues. Ann Coulter no longer provides that.”
New Era Editor Ernie Schreiber expanded on those comments when reached early this afternoon. He told E&P that Coulter “was hurting our credibility. Our community is largely conservative and Republican. They expect insightful discussion of issues. Ann Coulter wasn’t giving us that. We have lots of conservative columnists who do — Cal Thomas, Jonah Goldberg, Robert Novak, Michelle Malkin, among others.”—
Do I need to put any of those names in bold?
That is a picture of a slime smuck from Planet Spewi.
Now, we know the truth about Roswell.
JGabriel I checked and did not find a comment from you in the moderation queue.
I said it a day or so ago: Punk Ann Coulter.
She is ripe for punking. (and not much else.)
Valley Girl @ 41
At least he didn’t say Michael Savage.
What’s scarier….that picture on this thread, or her real face?
Hmmmmm….tough one.
Suzanne @ 44
Thanks, Suzanne, I’ll repost. I didn’t want to resubmit if it was stuck in a queue.
TRex @ Top:
Oh, this Matt Sanchez story is going to be a gift that keeps on giving for weeks. Thank you, CPAC!!!
From Matt Sanchez interview at JoeMyGod:
Vs.
Matt Sanchez (as Rod Majors) interview at Kristen Bjorn BBS (Gay Porn Director/Producer):
Yes, he’s just terrible at being gay.
sporkovat @ 36
Good. Then don’t.
***!!Rawrrr!!***
***!Chomp! !Chomp! !Chomp!***
T-Reyes,
I thought joo were gonna have a scary peecture tonight, eh?
That looks like Coulter’s regular PR headshot to me, eh?
so.
Julie @ 47
What’s scariest is that some people in this country actually listen to her.
A very Nice Story on the Wilson’s move to New Mexico in the NYT. Worth the read.
Next for the C.I.A.’s Least Secret Officer: A Quieter Life
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03.....ref=slogin
TRex @ 22
Hear, hear!
I have a frend who is trans. He’s a great guy and seems much happier now. He was nervous about how the change would affect friends and career, but everything has worked out well.
BUT, he’s losing his hair now. Oh well, can’t have everything.
TRex @ 39
Garnisheeing a internet gossip columnist’s wages won’t be putting a whole lot of prime rib in the pantry at castle darkblack, T.
More cheap heat for the brand, methinks
;>)
She thinks she will always land on her feet. She is the Evil Kneivel of cheap political entertainment.
Julie @ 47
The picture. One of darkblack’s masterpieces. I agree with somebody above - post that sucker far and wide. pun intended…
fern @ 46
good, then we can keep losing.
they don’t play patty-cakes over there - John Kerry thought he could stay above the fray with the swift boat attacks, look how that worked out.
he/she spouts the worst eliminationist rhetoric, it’s deadly stuff, the gloves have to come off.
TRex:
“ADDED: Big thanks to the dashing Max Blumenthal of the Nation who name-checked me tonight on Countdown!! BOO-YAAAAAAHHH!!!”
I believe I may have to expand on parts of jour post, the story about Borchers calls out for more attention.
Also, thees weel geeve me a chance to pirate thees peecture and geeve eet a wider audience.
Weeth both of jour permeession, of course.
so.
I see you put lipstick on that pig.
scarlet p. @
10
BRAVO! and a resounding DING!
Boo-YAH!!!
Annie Lamprey doesn’t make her living on web-ads — but her cable news fascist spewing toadies sure do . . .
The advertiser/boycott letter writing campaign needs to extend to EVERY corporation that pays for this filth on ANY cable (Faux ESPECIALLY) spew network . . .
Any Cable Spews outlet that books Arsenic Annie — should lose ALL of their corporate sponsors.
TRex - congrats on the shout-out! It’s your time, dude - own it!
And darkblack - I consider myself fairly decent at Photoshop, but you have pwned me for sure. I kneel at the feet of the master.
And I thought that was you on Perez Hilton…the least he could do would be to link back to you.
Balrog @ 36
Franken hasn’t commented because he probably doesn’t know that Tice is being an idiot about this. And he probably wouldn’t if he did, because then Tice wins his goal of distracting from Coulter.
Yup, so bad at it, they put him in the movies as a kind of “how to” model.
kevoy11 @ 16
Yes, I heard it too. I yelled TRex!! TRex!! to my son, and had to explain, it’s a Firedoglake thing.
great fun — next we want to SEE YOU there.
Angry Black Bitch went after Coulter the other day, with a truly glorious snarkfilled dream.
It seems to ABB that Ann lacks “home training,” and ABB pondered who might provide a suitable home in which to train her.
Madonna appears in the dream, making her pitch. No dice.
Patricia Heaton appears . . . God, no.
A third figure appears, and made her pitch:
. . . And, well heck I just don’t think Ann Coulter is very nice. What ever happened to nice, anyway? So, I though…gosh, I’m a mother and I know all about nice and home training. Why not visit the Chamber of…well, can I say that on television? What I mean is that I am willing to tackle the training of Ann Coulter!”
A bitch leaned back and slowly smiled.
* * *
No spoilers - go read it for yourself. It is, as ABB herself put it, “fantabulous.”
El Gato Negro @ 59
Absolutely, senor. You are one of my blog-heroes. I would be honored.
isn’t it really a transgender person? it doesn’t have enough characteristics to be called human, but it does seem to possess quite a lot of traits of both sexes. Is it a hybrid?
Dude, you should’ve put a disclaimer on that pic, or put it below the fold. I go get my lunch, hit refresh, and boom…..sooo not hungry now.
Shadowstalker @ 70
The Truth.
It’s not always pretty.
That picture makes the “Saltmonster” on Star Trek look cute! And I screamed the first time I saw that show.
The vacuity that is Perez.
Oh, and sporkovat: you are not paying attention.
El Gato Negro @ 60
Mais certainment, ami
Alicia @ 64
Please, I’m not worthy of such an accolade.
ponder, it’s simple. I’m not saying being gay, transgendered, or a oxycontin/hillbilly-heroin addict is a bad thing, I’m saying that the HYPOCRISY of going on all media platforms and trumpeting ones righteousness WHILE engaging in exactly the actions one condemns is bad, and more relevant for this discussion, RIDICULOUS enough to discredit such a person in the eyes of their acolytes.
as I said at #36: As with Rev Haggard, its not that he was into the extra-curricular gay sex, it was the blatant hypocrisy that led to some gloating when he was brought low.
George W likes to strut around on his fake ranch and pretend he’s a cowboy - we don’t refrain from mocking those pretensions out of deference to the real cowboys out there, ffs.
(p.s. - is he the original dirty Sanchez who made that appearance with Coulter?)
Peterr @ 68
Heh - just checked it out - that is brilliant.
darkblack @ 75
Darkblack, Yes, you are.
sporkovat @ 76
Frankly, you won’t make your case but how the hell can she be a hypocrite about transsexuals if she’s a woman? This comment doesn’t even make sense to me.
She is a vile woman and a traitor to her sex but that doesn’t make her a transexual.
You got that now? She. Is. A. Woman.
Claiming she is not reflects badly on the claimant, not her. Stop it.
darkblack @ 74
Stop being modest. If Trex deserves a shoutout on national TV then you deserve the praise being heeped upon you. After all, your great graphics make him look great.
Yes, I dare say even Uriah would be heeping praise on both you guys…
TRex @ 66
It does creat a kind of ‘Truth in Advertising’ problem. I mean, if he’s so bad at it, he probably should have called his escort web page: Excellent Top, In $200, Out $250 .
His clients must have felt *so* disappointed.
Although I suppose one should have expected it from his fantasy page, featuring art-core digitally beheaded nude shots of him walking around with a sword.
(Honestly, you really must check out the fantasy page. It’s so bad the back of my head is hurting from laughing so hard.)
Wow — our favorite scolex-visaged harpy couldn’t be lovelier. I’m sure it’s the little black dress.
Photoshop on, o valiant counterCoulteral theropod!
I second that e-motion.
Darkblack, you are the Lennon to my McCartney.
Speaking as a WOMAN, I am insulted when you say Ann Koulter is a woman.
Dblack, is that mouth from the creature in Star Wars or from Lair of the White Worm?
This is off topic and I apologize, but my wife just heard that they had an election in Vermont on the question of whether to impeach Bush, and impeachment won. Anyone know anything about that?
I ain’t saying that Mr. Sanchez isn’t easy on the eyes. It’s the soul that needs a major overhaul.
I fucking hate Reich Wing gays.
Okay, gang. Heading out.
See you from mi casa in a few minutes.
Ta!
Hell, I may have been scarred by it. I fancy myself to have a reasonably strong stomach–I teach a course on the anthropology of human and animal sacrifice, and I can crack jokes about necrophilia and “bungee yak fucking” without breaking a sweat–but that picture is almost too much for me.
AZ Matt @ 80
‘Perhaps’ too modest, AZ Matt, although my nature precludes ostentatious displays of self-congratulatory bravado, and it is very kind of you all to say such things about my work…But TRex is ‘great’ in the public eye for what he does, not for what I do.
His fine work owes me nothing.
neurophius @ 87
It was municipal elections I believe and a statewide ballot question from what I recall. Washington State legislature also in the process of preparing a set of Articles of Impeachment.
neurophius,
I theenk I read, een a comment thread over at Azul Grande that upwards of 150 towns or communities voted to impeach…
apparently, Chuck Hagel mentioned the dreaded “I” word as well.
so.
Darkblack said, “Please, I’m not worthy of such an accolade.”
I’ll take your word on that, but surely you will at least admit that you are awesome?
neurophius @ 87
check rawstory i saw it there earlier
Hey Teddy, do we need to copy this, and my response again?
TeddySanFran @ 63 (earlier thread, like 2 days ago
Thanks for saying this, Teddy. I agree completely, and this has been much discussed before at FDL. But, since we have so many new commenters, it’s a point worth making again, and again.
p.s. not just jokes, per se, but criticizing someone on that basis.
p.p.s. in case I didn’t make this clear, this is widely felt by those at FDL.
neurophius: Yes, re: Vermont…the whole state hasn’t voted for impeachment, but a growing number of its cities are doing so. Good on them. Here’s a link to a Nation piece on the subject…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/thenat.....B.ByMDW7oF
oldtree, if your comment was an attempt at humor, I think it went awry.
Everyone is fully human.
I want to assume your comment is a failed joke - not meant to be hurtful, yet hurtful nevertheless, and hence not funny.
If that is true, this response (above the line) is appropriate.
Joke gone awry with hurtful consequences - I believe an apology would be a good idea.
End of my comment.
_________________________________
……UNLESS -
Should the comment quoted below have been intentionally prejudiced, I fully intend the following:
Hey shit for brains -
transgendered people are fully human.
Crawl back under your bigoted rock with the other vermin.
And carry my apologies that I asked you to disturb them.
Your despicable, ignorant, prejudiced comment disturbed me.
oldtree @ 70
darkblack @ 91
Ever heard of ’synergy’?
I caught your name at the end of Countdown TRex and I thought to myself, “That guy’s head is going to swell to the size of a Triceratops now”.
which will make your stubby little arms looks that much funnier…
Hi Nate!
TRex
Off Topic
I was just posting on the Fountain Pen Network. I mentioned you sent me.
They miss you.
BTW, That marbled green Kultur is on the way!!!
darkblack @ 91
He should at least buy you your favorite libation, or two.