FUCK!

“well, I never….”

whoa!! lol – we can no longer use naughty words – well i’ll be good goddamned!! fuck the silly-ass motherfuckers!

Trex

Trex !

The Burning Question of the Day: Is Ann Coulter pre or post-op?

WOW!

rectum? no, I clobbered him!

what’s wrong with: shot, dock, butch, pomp, and batt?

mustang @ 6

rectum? no, I clobbered him!

you should preface that with: IANAL

mealymouthed crotch pheasant

tits up !

SMEGMA!

Darn gosh golly. Eh, more my style anyway.

I am so tired of people telling me how to talk.

Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck.

So there. :P

Pach

I am just shocked – shocked and clutching my pearls – at the thought of a bar of soap and my mouth.

This video makes me laugh my ass off.

What? I can’t swear anymore? After what Ann Coulter said on Friday?

Fuck that sideways with a hand-mixer.

I totally love that video – hilarious!

punaise @ 2

“well, I never….”

well, I don’t often enough

Was that Ann Coulter calling in on the video?

UptownNYChick @ 19

Was that Ann Coulter calling in on the video?

Hah!

UptownNYChick @ 20

Was that Ann Coulter calling shreiking in on the video?

I worry about it. Toys or penis?

Nope. Not going to happen. I am not going to sanitize my thoughts and my speech any more than I already have for the last six miserable f*cking years.

I personally find the blatant racism, sexism and homophobia and calls for intolerance and violence at right-wing sites to be the worst kind of obscenity. Treating humans like animals is far worse than any vulgar language.

There are far more evil things on this earth than the word f*ck. Attacking our language is only another attempt to reframe the argument away from their gross failure.

The fucking words have power BECAUSE they’re considered obscene and damn it, I’m going to use whatever word I fucking please to make my point.

Wow! I really do get pissed off when people talk about cleaning up my language.

- Liss, The Poster Formerly Known as DreamingCrow (TPFKAD)

rectum? Damn near killed him!

be patient gang if your comments hit moderation – our speed mod guru Lurking Mod is off tonight and we’re poor substitutes … esp for a topic like this!

LOL

and Pach … we’ll get you for this!

Really, I want to thank Ann Coulter. She has given a gift to our side with this latest outburst. A mitzvah. Any time people start to complain about how mean and vulgar us liberal bloggers are, all we have to do is point at her.

“You don’t like where the discourse has gone? Talk to Ann Coulter, not me. Talk to Rush Limbaugh. I’m just returning fire.”

And I think people should be asking all the Republicans at every campaign stop how they feel about her remarks. It’s time for us to use her against them. She’s the blow-up doll under their bed.

We could learn from Bill Donohue on this.

Fuck, Pach, you scared the shit out of me! I thought you were really going to, like, not let us use bad words anymore!

Pachacutec @
16

This video makes me laugh my ass off.

Careful, Pach. With your “ass off” that lends the area to infection by bacteria. You know, because FECES… you know, feces? Poo-Poo? Well, that comes down the chute and feces is loaded with bacteria…. and, well, then you have your “ass off” and the bacteria gets into that space, and then.. you have an abscess….

Siun @ 26

be patient gang if your comments hit moderation – our speed mod guru Lurking Mod is off tonight and we’re poor substitutes … esp for a topic like this!

LOL

and Pach … we’ll get you for this!

fuckfuckfuck

Pachacutec @ 31

Siun @ 26

be patient gang if your comments hit moderation – our speed mod guru Lurking Mod is off tonight and we’re poor substitutes … esp for a topic like this!

LOL

and Pach … we’ll get you for this!

fuckfuckfuck

ASSFUCKITTY FUCK ASSFUCKER

I mean “rough anal sex”. Sorry.

http://www.Giveemhellharry.com is where you can sign up pretty quickly and write a note to harry reid about his decision to allow non democrat joe liebersuck whining republican tool to speak for democrats. I did and so did teddysanfran. lets give harry hell.

Jacqrat @ 29

Pachacutec @
16

This video makes me laugh my ass off.

Careful, Pach. With your “ass off” that lends the area to infection by bacteria. You know, because FECES… you know, feces? Poo-Poo? Well, that comes down the chute and is known to carry a lot of bacteria…. and, well, then you have your “ass off” and the bacteria gets into that space, and then.. you have an abscess….

I had absolutely no idea that such a thing could afflict a person. And I have not had what I would call a particularly sheltered life.

I think I could have happily gone to my grave never having heard the words “anal” and “abscess” in a sentence together. Brrrrr.

Pachacutec @ 30

Siun @ 26

be patient gang if your comments hit moderation – our speed mod guru Lurking Mod is off tonight and we’re poor substitutes … esp for a topic like this!

LOL

and Pach … we’ll get you for this!

fuckfuckfuck

Pach, and your little dog too (laughing wicked evil WWOTW laugh)

I was lurking at JOM the other day and they were saying awful things about Plamehouse and Jane. I was shocked since they constantly crib her work, I wish KO would make that jerk ‘Worst Person In The World.’ The nerve!
http://justoneminute.typepad.c…..n_thr.html

What if you use a lot of lube?

rim job… nipple clamps… prepuce slicer… man chowder… tits

Suzanne and Siun … the ladies in mod … backstage plotting shortsheeting Pach’s bed and stealing all his Celine CDs!

For Brandi, Sacramento, CA

Everybody, sing!

I went lurking over at freere.(i won’t link) They think Coulter makes up for the humiliation they suffer from Stewert and Colbert. wow

Came late this evening.

I would add:

Uncivil: WATB

Civil: An independent Senator from Conneticut lamenting the treatment of wounded soldiers that his warmongering created.

Rene … thanks for not linking .. I hate it when we send traffic to the other side!

Siun @ 39

Suzanne and Siun … the ladies in mod … backstage plotting shortsheeting Pach’s bed and stealing all his Celine CDs!

Hah! I don’t have Celine CD’s.

Thank you, Pach. Can you tell I am enjoying your post this evening? Thank you for the wonderful snarkaliciousness of it and the video to go with. And for Brandi. She’s a fine girl… who just happens to be into rough anal sex.

“**** **** **** ****
************ ********** ****”

That’s the FCC’s Seven Deadly Words!

Siun @ 38

Suzanne and Siun … the ladies in mod … backstage plotting shortsheeting Pach’s bed and stealing all his Celine CDs!

Pach, ya know I am a most effective searcher, if I do say so myself. Very thorough and methodical – a highly trained observer. I’ve taken a vow to make sure I get every Celine trinket you’ve got stashed away. The ticket stubs, the t-shirts…

er… what was it that Cheney said to Leahy?

Yeah, I know… But I like this version even better: whitehouse.org
TRANSCRIPT OF LONG-OVERDUE EXCHANGE BETWEEN VICE PRESIDENT DICK “CHRISTIAN VALUES ROLE MODEL” CHENEY AND RAGE-CONSUMED LIBERAL SENATOR PATRICK LEAHY

snip from that exchange:
~~ THE VICE PRESIDENT: You heard me, Vermonster. Pull that fucking hemp thong out of your gaping, maple-syrup-gushing man **** and fuck off. Asshole.

SENATOR LEAHY: Mr. Vice President – these questions need to be asked. I won’t show so much backbone as to flat-out define what Halliburton did as “war profiteering” – but between their gross overcharging of the US Government and your sponsorship of them, it would be wise to clear the air, don’t you think?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: Tell you what, Senator Fucko, let’s make a deal. If fucking Iraq starts clamoring for fucking ice cream the way it begs for fucking electricity and fucking death, then I won’t fuck you bureaucrat-style over YOUR fucking contracts to sell $50 pints of Ben & Jerry’s Mink Dung Wheatgrass Fro-Yo to those fucking dune coons. OK?” ~~

Hah! I don’t have Celine CD’s.

not anymore

REBULICIAN !

Organic George @ 49

REBULICIAN !

Okay, now, there’s no need for that. There are limits, here.

(Suzanne … touche!)

Never had any. But somewhere there may be an old copy Madonna’s Ray of Light. You can have that if you want.

“We’re all fucked. I’m fucked. You’re fucked. The whole department is fucked. It’s the biggest cock-up ever and we’re all completely fucked.”

Every thing you ever wanted to know, but didn’t know where to look.

Oh hell can’t make the link work after three attempts. Look up “History of the word ‘fuck’” on wiki.

Last chance ? Fuckin’, man.
Bush is a cocksucking, motherfucking, dicksucking scumbag. Fucking shit-for-brains asshole. And Ann Coulter is a waliking, talking,stinking (xxxx). And, and…. who else ?Victoria Toensing is a fucking ugly twat. And Dick Cheney is, well…. a dick. And Tom Delay, remember him, he’s one fine mucus membrane.

mod note – you have managed to use the only word that we have agreed to always filter. Long story, short is … no c word on FDL … ever.

Junya’s General Custer Moment

Or

Is that a pancake on your face or are you just glad to see me?

After his “Longest Day” in his longest month, after interminable hours and days spent frantically scurrying for any Iraq advice from absolutely anyone throughout the halls of the Pentagon, the State Department, the Washington DC Mummers Convention, and even the White House Executive Men’s Room, Junya could avoid the inevitable no longer.

No amount of whining or tantrums would suffice, so Junya was liberally doused with “Positively Pink Passion” pancake makeup and unceremoniously shoved out in front of a camera to make his latest excuses for explain his all-brand-new stratergizing for The Way Forward in Iraq.

The period spent blinking his beady eyes before the camera passed in a timeless blur for Junya and no amount of prompting or coaching could ever in the future tease even a fragment of memory from Junya on just what it was he promised.

And while the camera did indeed record what took place for posterity, our focus is not so much on the speech itself, but on it’s aftermath.

In a daze, Junya was unstuck from his chair before the camera and then in a Deadeye Fireman’s carry, was retired to his hideyhole, the First Family’s bombshelter bedroom. Joining him was his better half, the always tranquilized effervescent First Lady Laura Belle, the First Court Jester Karly-boy, and his First, Last and Only cheerleader, Barney.

And this then is when we join them…

Junya: Ma…please Ma…don’t make me go to school tomorrow. Those Twister Twins, Linda Joe-Bob and Sue Billy-Elvis are always givin’ me snuggies. Ah can’t never walk straight afterwards.

Laura Belle: Hush now Junya, you’s just havin’ a nightmare. Here, take another snort of this Ol’ Grandpappy so ya stop tossin’ and turnin’. Ahm tired of waking up on the floor in the mornin’.

Junya: Ma…oh Ma…do ya think mah eyes are too beady?

Laura Belle: Well Junya…ahmmm…they are your best feature!

Junya: Ma…Ma…did ya see me on TV? Ah waved at ya but nobody waved back.

Laura Belle: Ahm sure ya Mama saw ya Junya…unless Beverly Hillbillies was on. Grannie is her bestest friend, doncha know?

Junya: Ma…Ma…pull mah finger, heh heh!

Laura Belle: Ahm sorry ya Mama evah taught you that! Karl, it’s your turn.

Karly-Boy: Yes’m Mrs. Preznit. And ah’ll open the windows while ahm up.

Barney: Yip, yip…arrghhooooo!

Laura Belle: Now stop that Junya! What are we gonna say iffen Barney gets up in the mornin’ missing his tail again?

As we bid adieu to the First Family and their nocturnal doings, rest assured that the protection of this fine nation’s foremost menage is the first and only priority of “He who does not sleep”.

Stealthily creeping from pillar to armchair, from behind curtains to behind the couch, that dark, paranoid, shotgun-toting visage of The President-In-All-But-Name, Deadeye has the duty. No terrorist will ever spoil the sleep of our Prince in Pampers while Deadeye is on watch.

It is a thankless task, made evermore desolate by the sudden unexplainable night-blindness of his BFF, the darling dear Lynne of Sharp Tongue. She always enjoyed the nights of deer-shining, but seems to have lost something ever since Deadeye potted shots at that Texas lawyer-friend. Women…can’t take ‘em hunting ’cause they tend to get nervous when ya ask ‘em to fetch that birdie.

Oh well, onward Christian Soldier. Ours is not to wonder why, but to ensure that others die.

Never have so many have so few to blame.

It’s getting like Lenny Bruce’s trial years ago, in S.F. for “obscenity”.

“Well, Mr. District Attorney; what is Mr. Bruce charged with?”

“Your honor, he used the word “motherfucker” in his comic routine at a nightclub.”

“WHAT!!! You mean this motherfucker actually used the word “motherfucker” in motherfucking PUBLIC???”

Mr. Bruce, you motherfucker, what the fuck have you got to say for yourself??? Don’t bother, motherfucker; I’m gonna hang your motherfucking ass.”

(Lenny: “Pretty soon, I figured out that they really liked having a chance to say “motherfucker”. :o) :o) :o) )

Well, I see you Late Night Heathens are going to FORCE me into getting something done around here.;)

No cuss words, but I spent some time on this and wanted to share. It’s about stuff like race and empathy and learning not to be crappy to each other. (I don’t think “crappy” makes the grade as “uncivil”, does it?)

Learning not to bite

(I don’t think “crappy” makes the grade as “uncivil”, does it?)

I have no fuckin’ idea.

Thanks for the invitation, Pach, but if I start cussing, I’ll end up sputtering, and that’s not good for my keyboard. Besides, the anger that I feel for what is being done to my country and the rest of the world is beyond words.

TRex @ 51

Organic George @ 49

REBULICIAN !

Okay, now, there’s no need for that. There are limits, here.

REBUTTICAN?

Links with the word “fuck” in them are in the no fly zone:(

BUTTPLUGLICANS!!

Best band-name ever.

Siun @ 43

Rene … thanks for not linking .. I hate it when we send traffic to the other side!

I am sorry I should have thought of that.

Fuck-a-doodle-doo!

TRex @ 62

BUTTPLUGLICANS!!

Best band-name ever.

CONSERVASHITS?

lolo @ 62

Siun @ 43

Rene … thanks for not linking .. I hate it when we send traffic to the other side!

I am sorry I should have thought of that.

Those guys are so sad. They’re just peeing themselves with envy.

What’s going to be awful but hilarious is when the Right Wing blogs try to ape us and pick a trial and oh, god, it’ll be funny, but terrible.

The wanking rethuglicans?

What’s going to be awful but hilarious is when the Right Wing blogs try to ape us and pick a trial and oh, god, it’ll be funny, but terrible.

Yes. Terrible to see Babs in Louboutins.

And also funny.

!Que merda esta los Republishitsitas!

This calls for some Douglas Adams

In today’s modern Galaxy there is of course very little still held to be unspeakable. Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that, were they merely to be breathed in public, the perpetrator would be shunned, barred from polite society, and in extreme cases shot through the lungs, are now thought to be very healthy and proper, and their use in everyday speech and writing is seen as evidence of a well-adjusted, relaxed and totally un****ed-up personality.
So, for instance, when in a recent national speech the Financial Minister of the Royal World Estate of Quarlvista actually dared to say that due to one thing and another and the fact that no one had made any food for a while and the king seemed to have died and most of the population had been on holiday now for over three years, the economy was now in what he called “one whole joojooflop situation,” everyone was so pleased that he felt able to come out and say it that they quite failed to note that their entire five-thousand-year-old civilization had just collapsed overnight.

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Many of you actually agree with the “uncivil” charge, otherwise you wouldn’t self-sensor. Think about it.

So, is everyone here tonight going to have to go to rehabilitation?

You know, in preview that spelled out FUCK in asterisks. So Wordpress is my new nemesis: the fight is joined!

::sits back and watches people who are much better at this let fly::

- Liss, The Poster Formerly Known as DreamingCrow (TPFKAD)

There is an incredibly dumb article by an “investigative” reporter at MSNBC. It seems that Hillary wrote a thesis while in college. Access was restricted to it but the content is admitted to be unremarkable. Scandalous. I am more a Hillary critic than a Hillary fan but this seems an attempt to manufacture a story where there isn’t one.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17388394/

So, since we will be civil, punaise can only say he finds Joe abhorent(very civilized word) rather than those other words he usually employs.

I can finally understand y’all.

Cheney, Bush, and their factscrotums can go felch a dead cornholed mule in the village square until their lips implode, and so can any no-neck pencil dicks that sniff their moldy piss-dewed jocks for their filthy blood money in the public discourse.

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darkblack @ 80

Cheney, Bush, and their factscrotums can go felch a dead cornholed mule in the village square until their lips implode, and so can any no-neck pencil dicks that sniff their moldy piss-dewed jocks for their filthy blood money in the public discourse.

Mark Twain would approve of this missive.

Almost. But I won’t try again. Promise.

Evil Parallel Universe @ 81
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SAY IT LOUD! SAY IT PROUD! FUCK THE SHRUB!!

This bloke came up to me…

Renee in Ohio @ 72

This calls for some Douglas Adams

In today’s modern Galaxy there is of course very little still held to be unspeakable. Many words and expressions which only a matter of decades ago were considered so distastefully explicit that, were they merely to be breathed in public, the perpetrator would be shunned, barred from polite society, and in extreme cases shot through the lungs, are now thought to be very healthy and proper, and their use in everyday speech and writing is seen as evidence of a well-adjusted, relaxed and totally un****ed-up personality.
So, for instance, when in a recent national speech the Financial Minister of the Royal World Estate of Quarlvista actually dared to say that due to one thing and another and the fact that no one had made any food for a while and the king seemed to have died and most of the population had been on holiday now for over three years, the economy was now in what he called “one whole joojooflop situation,” everyone was so pleased that he felt able to come out and say it that they quite failed to note that their entire five-thousand-year-old civilization had just collapsed overnight.

Belgium!

If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

Pus and maggots I say.

Also, following Adams, is this the entry for ‘Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word “Fuck” In A Serious Blog?’

(It was only ‘Belgium’ in the US edition.)

Is the video stuck for anyone else?

Evil Parallel Universe @ 87

If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

I just put it in bold for you!!

Zarking turlingdromes.

EPU, honey, I think you need a new hobby.

I don’t know about you all but last night when punaise went ballistic with a short burst in all caps.. well, it was almost shocking.

We rabid lambs may use our share of strong words but it’s the horrendous actions of the fascist warmongering theo-wingers that instigate it.

They (fascist warmongering theo-wingers) are all a bunch of human lung biscuits.

Gnome de Plume @ 88

Pus and maggots I say.

Boggers and snot!

Fuck it, I’m fixing it. If a mod wants to edit/dele an earlier one fine. Though the comment about self-censoring stands.

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EvilDrPuma, I think that you should restrict that sort of remark to something artistic. ;)

Pachacutec @ 90

Is the video stuck for anyone else?

It’s working here

Renee in Ohio @ 96

EvilDrPuma, I think that you should restrict that sort of remark to something artistic. ;)

Fargin’ iceholes! Cork-sucking bastiches!

Suzanne @ 91

EPU, honey, I think you need a new hobby.

No.

If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

There is no such thing as a perfect fuck.

damn, I really thought I wouldn’t trigger moderation with my comment.

The things we do on a Saturday night.. . . I am actually thinking of washing the dishes.

Do Not-I repeat, Do Not Spotlight this post. :)
My pearls are clutched up around my ears.

Gnome de Plume @ 102

The things we do on a Saturday night.. . . I am actually thinking of washing the dishes.

What a filthy thought!

ReneND @ 103

Do Not-I repeat, Do Not Spotlight this post. :)
My pearls are clutched up around my ears.

Not even to Joe Lieberman?

its released now es, refresh

Well, you certainly are a foul mothed crew.

I was devastated the list of the most foul mouthed blogs didn’t include us anywhere.

You bitches have been slacking.

Pachacutec @ 107

Well, you certainly are a foul mothed crew.

I was devastated the list of the most foul mouthed blogs didn’t include us anywhere.

You bitches have been slacking.

You are one hoopy frood.

And I guess I’ve been too polite of late. I’m sorry, y’all. I letcha down.

Suzanne @ 93

EPU, honey, I think you need a new hobby.

Or

EPU, hobby, I think you need a new honey.

Sorry, Pachacutec. Guess we fucked up.

EvilDrPuma @ 103

ReneND @ 103

Do Not-I repeat, Do Not Spotlight this post. :)
My pearls are clutched up around my ears.

Not even to Joe Lieberman?

Are Sen. on that list? I would actually like to spotlight to them. Not this, of course.

Evil Parallel Universe @ 78
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Pachacutec @ 107

Well, you certainly are a foul mothed crew.

I was devastated the list of the most foul mouthed blogs didn’t include us anywhere.

You bitches have been slacking.

EAT SHIT AND DIE BUTTFACE!

(HMM, is that more of what you are looking for?)

COULTER!!

It’s the new c-word.

(gotta blow off some steam…)

Fuck!! It’s fuckin’ late! G’night all!

TRex @ 115

COULTER!!

It’s the new c-word.

Gross… ugh!

Trex wins the prize for the vilest thing anyone has said all night.

G’night, all. It’s early, but my bed and a book are screaming my name.

- Liss, The Poster Formerly Known as DreamingCrow (TPFKAD)

TRex @ 113

COULTER!!

It’s the new c-word.

You know, there are limits to freedom.
Some blockhead said that once.

AZ Matt: Now you’re getting it.

Hell, I’m from New York: my mother calls me an asshole.

g’nite esperanza….

God, these assholes on the right are just a bunch of fucking drama queens. Seizing on irrevelent matters, screaming and fainting to make us dance to their tune. Fuck em. It’s all just Deja Moo anyways.

(Actually, my mother never swears. I just thought the line was funny. Hi, Mom! It’s your little sonofabitch!)

So, is swearing the new bright shiny thing (or thong per lhp)?

Ya know Trex, I suspect your mother didn’t teach you such a foul, loathsome word. She would probably crying in shame if she only knew what type of language you use.

I’m going to have to go and put my pearls on so I can clutch them.

We watch “Talk Sex With Sue” for entertainment and try to guess which calls are bogus. This is what happens when you’ve been married since God was a boy.

-S

I AM A FUCKING ADULT!!! normally i rarely use profanity but when i’m told i cant use any language i want – FUCK THE BASTARDS who want to LIMIT FREE GODDAMN SPEECH!!!

Suzanne @ 107

its released now es, refresh

grassy as* :0

From the sublime “Bull Durham:”

CRASH: I got him on the knee!

UMPIRE: You missed him!

CRASH: God damn It, Jack, he still ain’t touched the plate.

UMPIRE: Don’t bump me.

CRASH: It was a cocksucking call!

UMPIRE: Did you call me a cocksucker?

CRASH: No! I said It was a cock-sucking call and you can’t run me for that!

UMPIRE: You missed the tag!

CRASH: You spit on me!

UMPIRE: I didn’t spit on you!

CRASH: You’re in the wrong business, Jack — you’re Sears-Roebuck material!

UMPIRE: You’re close, Crash, you want me to run you? I’ll run you!

CRASH: You want me to call you a cocksucker?!

UMPIRE: Try it! Go ahead. Call me a cocksucker!

CRASH: Beg me!

UMPIRE: Call me a cocksucker and you’re outta here!

CRASH: Beg me again!

UMPIRE: Call me a cocksucker and you’re outta here!

CRASH: You’re a cocksucker!

UMPIRE: You’re outta here!

THE UMP THEATRICALLY THROWS CRASH out of the game.

CUT TO:

INT. ANNIE’S HOUSE — SIMULTANEOUS

ANNIE AND MILLIE STARE at the radio.

TEDDY ON THE RADIO: …I’ve never seen Crash so angry and frankly, Bull fans, he used a certain word that’s a “no-no” with umpires…

MILLIE: Crash musta called the guy a cocksucker.

ANNIE: God, he’s so romantic…

Ok, gang, it’s the international Inca bedtime.

“See” you tomorrow!

Unlike my usual foul-mouthed self, I will, tonight, be polite and simply refer to the current crop of Repugs and right-wingers as “idjits in aspic,” or, simply, “idjits” for short….

My mother swears with the true eloquence and fluidity of the native southerner. She sounds like she’s giving you her deviled egg recipe when she’s actually shredding you, your upbringing, your manners, and all of your ancestors, and casting a blight that will taint your bloodline for generations to come.

It’s breathtaking to behold.

It made parent-teacher conferences very, very exciting to me as a child.

No swearing or talkin dirty? What the hell am I gonna do with myself now? Maybe Sean Hannity has some ideas?

montag @ 131

Unlike my usual foul-mouthed self, I will, tonight, be polite and simply refer to the current crop of Repugs and right-wingers as “idjits in aspic,” or, simply, “idjits” for short….

Heh.

Ass picks.

Suzanne @ 126

So, is swearing the new bright shiny thing (or thong per lhp)?

Fucking assholes

montag @ 134

Unlike my usual foul-mouthed self, I will, tonight, be polite and simply refer to the current crop of Repugs and right-wingers as “idjits in aspic,” or, simply, “idjits” for short….

ewww aspic! get it off OF ME!

Hey, not bad, EPU … a testament of your sincerity there.

How Taliban is that?

TRex @ 133

My mother swears with the true eloquence and fluidity of the native southerner. She sounds like she’s giving you her deviled egg recipe when she’s actually shredding you, your upbringing, your manners, and all of your ancestors, and casting a blight that will taint your bloodline for generations to come.

It’s breathtaking to behold.

It made parent-teacher conferences very, very exciting to me as a child.

THAT was so beautifully written and conjured up such a vision, that all I can do is gasp in awe and say: f*ckin sh*t!!!…Damn GOOD sh*T trex!!!

Eureka Springs, AR @ 138

ewww aspic! get it off OF ME!

That almost sounds like an invitation to start in with the Monty Python blancmange jokes. :)

prostratedragon @ 136

Hey, not bad, EPU … a testament of your sincerity there.

Dude, he’s a whole universe. He can do that kind of stuff in his sleep. He is omniscient, remember.

and I love the images of the parent-teacher conferences…

Even more redacted:

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;>)

What a bunch of hoodwinked motherf^&$*)rsthe general public has become.

Worse off, we have Democratic Leadership in Washington that as hoodwinked.

)(&^*&)%^*%#$* %)@$&(*$_%(_*#^Q#$*&

I guess that says it all.

And Sue was awarded the Order of Canada in 2001 for her contribution to Canadian society.

As for swearing – a sample from the swearsaurus (http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm):

Morapuler (Norwegian) Motherfucker
Sitak (Mohawk/Iroquoian) Eat Shit
Scheissdreck (German) Bullshit
Schlampe (German) Slut
Vas te faire foutre (Quebecois) Go fuck yourself
Tabernac! (Quebecois) Shit
Gan ni niang (Chinese – Mandarin) Motherfucker
Baszd meg (Hungarian) Fuck Off
Do prdele! (Czech) Fuck!
Sag bokonatet (Farsi) May a dog fuck you

darkblack @ 144

When somebody can work out “Fuck Bush up the ass sideways with a blunt screwdriver,” I’ll be impressed.

I’m sorry…was that uncivil?

darkblack @ 145
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;>)

Bold clarifies!

Thor Heyerdahl @ 146

And Sue was awarded the Order of Canada in 2001 for her contribution to Canadian society.

As for swearing – a sample from the swearsaurus (http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm):

Morapuler (Norwegian) Motherfucker
Sitak (Mohawk/Iroquoian) Eat Shit
Scheissdreck (German) Bullshit
Schlampe (German) Slut
Vas te faire foutre (Quebecois) Go fuck yourself
Tabernac! (Quebecois) Shit
Gan ni niang (Chinese – Mandarin) Motherfucker
Baszd meg (Hungarian) Fuck Off
Do prdele! (Czech) Fuck!
Sag bokonatet (Farsi) May a dog fuck you

Vuile hufter. (Dutch – pronounced “voyla hufter,” and I haven’t found a translation for “hufter,” but this really needs no translation anyway.)

Pachacutec @
122

AZ Matt: Now you’re getting it.

Hell, I’m from New York: my mother calls me an asshole.

I was away for three years or more before I realized that I swore much more matter-of-factly than most people.

evildrpuma
and the horse he rode in on

A more perfecter fuck:

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Suzanne @ 152

evildrpuma
and the horse he rode in on

Hey, don’t be speaking crap about his horse, ain’t the horse’s fault!

Suzanne @ 151

evildrpuma
and the horse he rode in on

Bush didn’t ride in on a horse. That cocksucker is terrified of horses.

EvilDrPuma @ 155

Bush didn’t ride in on a horse. That cocksucker is terrified of horses.

Indeed. That cocksucker rode in on a couple of judges’ robes….

I don’t want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

You don’t frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

montag @ 155

EvilDrPuma @ 155

Bush didn’t ride in on a horse. That cocksucker is terrified of horses.

Indeed. That cocksucker rode in on a couple of judges’ robes….

Five, to be exact. What a motherfucker.

While we’re on the topic,

Do you think America is ready for a ****** or **** to be president??

Wait, racial terms are still off limits? Oh, okay nevermind. How tasteless of me.

***Mod Note: Yes, racial terms are still off limits***

EvilDrPuma @ 148

I’m sorry…was that uncivil?

Well, you’re the evil doctor

;>)

Bush didn’t ride in on a horse. That cocksucker is terrified of horses.

Not enough to avoid milking the male ones by hand

;>)

EvilDrPuma @ 158

Five, to be exact. What a motherfucker.

Suddenly, it occurs to me to ask: I wonder if Cheney ever went duck-hunting with Scalia before the 2000 election?

lamujersalvaje @
144

and I love the images of the parent-teacher conferences…

Mmm-hm. Like one of those grazing blows that you don’t notice for a few hours, but then …

Bush, El es un hijo de puta! La caca de un perro!

FUCK – The Magic Word!

As proven by Masterpiece Theater

Proof: Can be almost every word in a full sentence! “Fuck the Fucking Fuckers!”

Si Matt, la madre de george es la puta mas grande en todo del mundo.

AZ Matt @ 162

Bush, El es un hijo de puta! La caca de un perro!

Umm, pendejo works for me.

Pachacutec @
53

Never had any. But somewhere there may be an old copy Madonna’s Ray of Light. You can have that if you want.

Hey! That’s my guilty pleasure. *clutches her own beat up cd* :P

And to add to the swearing bit. Feck off, ya bloody stupid gits! To the pearl clutching maids that call themselves GOP.

Even if you never utter or print another ‘cuss’ they still aren’t going to listen.

Fuck them all to tears. My suggestion would be a rough rider comdom(with 768 stimulating studs)and chunky peanut butter.

Hey right-wingers… Why don’t you go outside and play “Hide and Go Fuck Yourselves!”

TRex @
17

What? I can’t swear anymore? After what Ann Coulter said on Friday?

Fuck that sideways with a hand-mixer.

Was gonna go to bed, but how the fuckityfuckfuckfuck am I supposed to sleep when I’m laughing so hard?

TRex!

Helpless Dancer @ 167

…768 stimulating studs…

Wasn’t that how Ted Haggard described his old congregation?

VG how did you do that???

dayam, vg – epu is gonna be hard pressed to out do that!

EvilDrPuma @ 173

Helpless Dancer @ 167

…768 stimulating studs…

Wasn’t that how Ted Haggard described his old congregation?

Now that’s fucking funny! :)

I believe this comment thread must be the funniest thing I have ever read.

Supply your own expletives. Liberally. Please.

She was misunderstood!!!!! Puta!

Coulter told the Times the remark was meant as a joke.

“I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards,” she said. “That would be mean.”

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/T…..252-9359r/

Gnome de Plume @ 173

VG how did you do that???

MS excel

AZ Matt @ 176

She was misunderstood!!!!! Puta!

Coulter told the Times the remark was meant as a joke.

“I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards,” she said. “That would be mean.”

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/T…..252-9359r/

What a goddamned fucking twat.

Suzanne @
101

If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

There is no such thing as a perfect fuck.

If at first you don’t succeed…

You know, Trex, your mother is a cold-blooded reptile. Happily, it runs in the family.

Patrick 4/4 @ 181

Suzanne @
101

If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

There is no such thing as a perfect fuck.

If at first you don’t succeed…

That’s the meaning of ‘practice safe sex’

The key word being Practice. Practice early, practice long, practice often.

Now I am off! Everyone have a safe night and good morning. Spring is around the corner, and I feel so fucking good.

Valley Girl @ 171

TRex @
134

My mother swears with the true eloquence and fluidity of the native southerner. She sounds like she’s giving you her deviled egg recipe when she’s actually shredding you, your upbringing, your manners, and all of your ancestors, and casting a blight that will taint your bloodline for generations to come.

It’s breathtaking to behold.

It made parent-teacher conferences very, very exciting to me as a child.

BTW, TREX, this is brilliant. That’s why I honored you upthread.

CancerCures @ 183

Patrick 4/4 @ 181
Suzanne @
101
If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

There is no such thing as a perfect fuck.
If at first you don’t succeed…

That’s the meaning of ‘practice safe sex’

The key word being Practice. Practice early, practice long, practice often.

Now I am off! Everyone have a safe night and good morning. Spring is around the corner, and I feel so fucking good.

I tried safe sex, but unfortunately, it was a combination lock.

Fucking A! Off to to bed so KEEP the Fucking Noise Down you Republican Elephant Turds!!!!

When an Evil Parallel Universe doesn’t make a sound, is there a tree in the woods to hear it?

Wordpress really is on the shitlist now. And it looked so nice in preview. But YOU’LL never know what it was…….now.

Neuro – We discussed a somewhat related question on Gabbly on Friday, and the answer was yes.

Well gang, I’m going to sign off, too. I have a book and a bed that calleth me.

AZ Matt @
71

!Que merda esta los Republishitsitas!

Que pinche, que feo y que chingado!

FDL pups getting very punchy here late at night. Is everyone here on the east coast. Seems like a lot of New Yorkers.

west coast here, teresa

AZ Matt @
62

TRex @ 51

Organic George @ 49

REBULICIAN !

Okay, now, there’s no need for that. There are limits, here.

REBUTTICAN?

how bout republipig?

mid-Missouri, Teresa

all centrists agree:

it’s unclear whether “faggot” is actually an offensive remark.

well, ok, not actual centrists. just spineless sissies pretending to be centrists. but the point remains. well it’s still being published, or at least ignored, and isn’t that the same thing as being discussed rationally?

what? why are you looking at me like that? are you a faggot or something?

puh-leeze. i don’t want to dis americablog for finding an upside, but honestly, the ad nags position (“not clear if calling someone a faggot is bad, but didn’t HRC do something? she must have, right? or people wouldn’t dislike her!!”) is just another in a long line of cowardly capitulations by members of the so-called left to members of the extremist right, who, in media terms, represent the “center”.

yes, there is extremism. but it has little or nothing to do with saying “fuck” and a lot to do with saying shit like “poison in his creme brulee”. if you can’t tell the difference, you do not deserve to breathe the same oxygen as the hoi polloi.

Okay Suzanne just checking. From Chicago myself not that it means anything. It’s just amazing how many of us are up late philosophizing. It’s a good thing and yet I’m thinking I need more of a life

Incivil/Unserious: “Cocksucker”

Civil/Serious: Call John Murtha a “preening c**ks**ker” and “c’s’n’ scumbag“ for drawing attention to the murders at Haditha.

Recently in Kansas City Skeptic. great town. And really I could be doing less productive things. Drinking, drugs, swearing into my computer But I’m not. It’s all good and I’m happy to count myself among the FDL crowd. VIVA FDL and GO Team Fitz on Monday!!

Michigan here. which means i’m pushing 2am. But i’m laughing too hard to care.

Rectum? Damn near kilt him!

Oh, and ShitPissFuckC***cocksuckerotherfuckerTits to all..

***Mod Note: That particular c-word is always off limits here at the Lake***

In one of the other tabs I have open, Scott at Lawyers,Guns and Money links to Joe Klein.
http://time-blog.com/swampland…..asked.html
Read the comments.

Won’t be awake for the morning thread. So Enjoy.

Nite all…

#202 – I’m alternately laughing and tearing hair out biting fingernails re: that creepy Libby jury….hoping to fall asleep soon, *probably on the keyboard needing to feel a sense of community in my angst*

Alaska, Teresa.

OMG Ed*ard Teller that’s my dream state. Is it really great up there??

hey et.. how’s alaska tonight?

et – did you see the eclipse?

One day when I was driving my five-year-old home from pre-school, he said, “I know what the s-word is.”

“Oh? Well, you can say it this one time.”

“Stupid.”

Boy, did he have that right.

Good one Ginger but I think everyone who needed to hear that has gone night night, as should I. Kudos to your 5 year old.

Ginger, the S word was not allowed at my house when my girls were smaller – and they still don’t use that word.

my only wish is that I’d cussed back when it could have done some good. the very first dozen times I was told to “get over it” I should have said “WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK???” and I should have kept saying it.

the Supreme Court gave Dumbwad the White House but WE gave them they context and they AIN’T giving it back. it doesn’t matter if we cuss just like it doesn’t matter if we were raised in a Madrassa or faked our wounds.

we gave it away. we gotta get that sucker BACK, god damn it:)!!

Good for you Suzanne. As a former teacher I can say it never described anything pertinent and I always used it as an opportunity to encourage students to more rigorously engage their brains. *sigh*

In the round of our daily social intercourse, we should avoid penetrating commentary, lest it lead to the insemination of our ideas in the ductile cortices of our partners. The climax of such behavior might then entice a discharge of sputum, followed by ejaculations of delight.

Teresa 1958 @ 208

OMG Ed*ard Teller that’s my dream state. Is it really great up there??

Yeah, a dream state on many levels. It is really great up here, except when it isn’t. We’ve had clear skies for almost three weeks. Cold & windy from Tuesday until this afternoon, when the wind died down and it got really nice. Since the sunny days started three weeks ago, we’ve had an hour of sunlight added onto each end of the day.

I missed the eclipse. So did my son’s band. They knew about it, I didn’t. They’ve been trying to name a new song, and now you’ve helped them find a possible title – “Eclipse.” Please forgive them, Charles Mingus!

It’s a toss up between #214 or #216 that accounts for why I left teaching. *longer sigh*

“Eclipse” sounds like a great title to me ET, speaking as a musician myself. Let’s hope we can bring that meaning home with a guilty verdict on Monday. How many hours of sunlight do you get up there each day now?

And PS – I think Mingus would like that. Is your son a bass player? Jazz?

Pachacutec, you just used the foulest cussword in the language today. Shame, shame on you. It is never, never, never used by lefties – only by wingers.

Tim Russert: “You are a l*beral.”

Winger lies: “I am a moderate.”

Tim Russert: “Liar, liar, pants on fire. You are a l*beral.”

L*beral: “I am a progressive.”

Tim Russert: “Liar, liar, pants on fire. You are a foulmouthed, hateful, firebreathing, bombthrowing leftwing extremist. You are probably even saying bad things about my sainted father, Russ. We honest reporters know how to handle your ilk.”

Best, Terry

Teresa 1958 @ 219

“Eclipse” sounds like a great title to me ET, speaking as a musician myself. Let’s hope we can bring that meaning home with a guilty verdict on Monday. How many hours of sunlight do you get up there each day now?

Were you a music teacher? I am. My son’s band is evolving from shred metal into drilled guitar patterns in sync with a very good drummer. Lotsa 16th and 32nd riffs like no other young band I’ve heard around here. When their lead vsinger finally learns to sing, they might go somewhere. His melodies and lyrics are outstanding, but he’s had no vocal training.

Wow that’s great. No, I minored in Music in college, majored in History and now work for the State Board of Ed that Fitz might be investigating. GO FITZ. But I still play the trumpet and the piano. What do you play?

I want to clarify my comment. It was great that my son was so innocent; from that I extrapolated what he didn’t know then, that clutching pearls because people use cuss words is stupid: a distraction from the real damage caused by homophobic and racial slurs.

pseudonymous in nc @
85

This bloke came up to me…

that about says it all, eh?

Suzanne @
101

If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

There is no such thing as a perfect fuck.

what th’ fuck?

Teresa 1958 @ 223

Wow that’s great. No, I minored in Music in college, majored in History and now work for the State Board of Ed that Fitz might be investigating. GO FITZ. But I still play the trumpet and the piano. What do you play?

Low brass, bugle (at ceremonies for deceased veterans) and keyboard. Mostly, I write music.

I must say with all sincerity that I do not believe I have EVER typed FUCK at FDL – did anybody here ever see me type FUCK? I didn’t THINK so!

which what th’ fuck, fahrender – the fix it and make it perfect fuck or the there aint no such thing as a perfect fuck fuck?

new jersey here teresa and i’m still fucking pissed!! i’m also a night owl lurking about……………

notjonathon @
216

In the round of our daily social intercourse, we should avoid penetrating commentary, lest it lead to the insemination of our ideas in the ductile cortices of our partners. The climax of such behavior might then entice a discharge of sputum, followed by ejaculations of delight.

and i’m sure you mean that in heterosexual kind of way ……….

ET – Am listening to the second movement on the site and it’s very beautiful. The vibes remind me of Gary Burton and I absolutely love the piano baseline. Powerful finish. Now playing “Rachels Words”. This is fantastic brilliant work that you do. Thank you for sending the link.

Jersy is a great state juslin. Keep hope alive and listen to ET’s music. It’s wonderful.

*born in Jersy*

well, that’s about it for me tonight, folks. g’nite all.

Goodnight Suzanne, sleep tight!

Suzanne @ 229

which what th’ fuck, fahrender – the fix it and make it perfect fuck or the there aint no such thing as a perfect fuck fuck?

the, and all this time i thought i’d already had the perfect fuck, fuck ….

teresa @ # 232,

Thanks!

Suzanne @
101

If people quote it, I’m gonna want to fix it, and make it a perfect fuck.

There is no such thing as a perfect fuck.

I disagree.

ET @238 – You’re welcome! That’s it for me here too. goodnight all. Thanks for the music ET :))

Valley Girl @ 172

dang VG, thats pretty…)

Judge Orders 2 Papers to Remove Stories from Web Sites
Now I’m curious. I wonder if there’s a cached version somewhere.

I didn’t learn many cuss words before I was 11 and went off to camp. Before that “shut up” was an I’ll-tell-Mom offence.

Besides learning to say fuck every other word that summer, I also heard for the first time prick and deduced from its usage that it connoted a person whose constant sniping was an irritating jab or prick.

When I came home I quickly put my knowledge to good use and called my older sister a prick (she definitely fit perfectly into the definition).

After I insisted that I certainly did know what it meant, she set me straight on the accepted definition.

I was so disappointed. I never understood why that was such an insult.

fuck. I’ve been reading Mike Stark for an hour. I fucking missed the fuck fest. Fuck.
“Well, it’s your rectum..” I fucking love that. wait…

I guess this would be the thread on which to announce the big news that the Conservative Political Action Conference will be holding next year’s meeting at Lake Titty-Caca

punaise @ 245

I guess this would be the thread on which to announce the big news that the Conservative Political Action Conference will be holding next year’s meeting at Lake Titty-Caca

Can we get some Pandagon followup on this? Or am I thinking of World O Crap?

punaise @ 245

I guess this would be the thread on which to announce the big news that the Conservative Political Action Conference will be holding next year’s meeting at Lake Titty-Caca

Which side of the border?

Good morning, pups. The NYT has Babbling Brooks, Nicholas Kristof and Frank Rich. Brooks seems to want to date Bill Richardson…

http://mgpaquin.blogspot.com/

Coffee and tea are ready, and there’s a pot of cocoa too, to go along with the chocolate croissants.

Mornin’ all!

Mornin’, fire pups – I would have bet the house that Marion & twolf would be about……{{{{{hugs}}}}}.

Looks like lots of fun was had by all last nite…..

Notes to some of the commenters (in hopes they check in):

Mad Dogs @ 8:49 -
“Never have so many have so few to blame.” is definite a keeper. *g*

EPU @ 9:16 et al -
I think I love you!

Trex @ 9:38 -
I *KNOW* I love your mother!!!

Will be out of internets ’til late Monday; pleeeeeeeeze have good trial news when I get back. Must get off this keyboard & finish packing.

P.S – C-Span running a segment on the C-twit.

Wingnut CSPAN caller defending Coulter’s comments…

…he thinks she meant “a bundle of sticks” as opposed to the derogatory definition.

twolf1 @ 251

Wingnut CSPAN caller defending Coulter’s comments…

And I woulda bet you’d be watching *g*; been a really interesting segment. Have a good day, darlin’.

Waccamaw – hope you return to a guilty verdict. Have a good trip.

twolf -

From your mouth to God’s ear! Catch you in 48…..welllllll….. maybe I’ll just leave the book on ’til the very last thing *g*.

Oh, hell’s bells & codfish! Another winger on C-Span ranting about G. Soros…….the second root of all evil, per the thugs. :-(

Oh, my Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go check out the jacket that’s being worn by the Chairman of the Amer. Covservative Union on C-Span……..it ain’t bad enough they’ve got to taint my audio on Sunday, now they’re ruining the visual as well. Or maybe this is the thug version of humor *g*

You know what they say: Obscenity is the last refuge of the totally inarticulate motherfucker.

So I guess we’ll just have to articulate from now on.

http://www.blogsforbush.com/mt…..05615.html

OK, who crashed Blogs for Bush? I wanted to read about the civil war.

Mornin’.

The first time I swore at a blog was when I learned the government was making hospitalized vets pay for food.

It went too far, even for a gal who already took the name egregious.

So what’s the deal, haven’t had my coffee yet. Are we gonna stop with the bad words, and shine the spotlight on the bad actions?

new thread.

I guess this counts as quote-whoring, but in a comment responding to a Huffpo post by Jaron Lanier (in which he decried the incivility of people slamming him for liberal-hawk crocodile tears), I wrote the following and consider it my last word on the civility canard:

There is only one incivility that matters here, and it is the supreme incivility of a war of aggression. People who supported such a war have no standing to lecture those who tried to prevent it about civility, however urbane and collected the former and however loud and unruly the latter.

Sharkbabe missed a good one.

poop

Santorum! Coultering! Robertsonary! Limbaughchery!

Sorry … Tourettes.

I say we fucking bomb them into the stone age… and then convert them to christianity.

Can we establish a definition for ‘Coulter’, like Dan Savage did for ‘Santorum’?

Now at the top of Google search, quite an achievement…
http://www.google.com/search?h…..tnG=Google Search

Ann Coulter is a UPOP (Useless Piece of Pussy)

-Faggot

That’s pronounced “y-pop“

I’m truly sad about the state of profanity in language today. I believe that profanity has a place, but it’s overuse diminishes its effectiveness. It no longer means anything and to many it is recognized as “the attempt of a small mind to express itself forcefully”. Any one can use profanity. Fewer can express themselves in ways that will actually move an audience without offending them or distracting them from the content of their real message.

It also becomes extremely hypocritical to deride Cheney for dropping the “f-bomb” and then defend it as a normal part of “civilized discourse”.

Sorry. Didn’t no the “c” word was verbotten. Don’t know why, but I’ll just play by the rules. Got it all out of my system.
Again, sorry ’bout that. Hadn’t cussed in here before and won’t again.

You guys are doing the BEST job on the Libby trial. I’d be friggin’ lost wothout ya.