
"Dammit, how long do I have to keep pretending to pray?"
From the Associated Press today:
Dignitaries gathered last month for a gesture of reconciliation — reopening a Sunni mosque in Shiite Sadr City. As the cameras panned the robes and turbans, there stood Ahmad Chalabi, elegantly attired in an expensive Western suit.
The ceremony was largely symbolic. Most of Sadr City's few Sunnis had fled Shiite militiamen. But the coverage gave Chalabi a chance to promote an image of a healer.
. . . In his new post as head of a committee to build public support for the U.S.-Iraqi security operation, Chalabi reports directly to Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. There's already talk of a Cabinet position later.
That would put Chalabi, a Westernized secular Shiite who spent much of his life abroad, back in the halls of power and reinforce his image as Iraq's ultimate political survivor.
"There is a firm belief that he is capable of running a ministry, whether it is linked to services or security," a top adviser to al-Maliki said on condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to discuss Cabinet plans.
I wouldn't take that Cabinet talk too seriously, since it's coming from people who chose not to give Chalabi any post at all in the government until now. As the article goes on to point out, such smoke-blowing seems to accompany Ahmad rather frequently:
. . . [Before] the December 2005 election . . . Chalabi traveled to Washington, where some commentators speculated he could end up as Iraq's prime minister.
Instead, Chalabi's faction failed to win a single seat.
But his new job offers at least a shot at a return to power in a political system where unpredictability is the only certainty.
That last line is the reason this news story is worth mentioning. Along with the fact that the U.S. seems to be playing a behind-the-scenes role in nudging Chalabi back towards the spotlight. The Bushites never seem to learn any lessons from their mistakes, do they?



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Madness Madness Madness!!!
GIVE BACK THE TRUTH!
you’re kidding me!
Ahmed! Long time no see!
Here, have another couple of million dollars.
Hey, how’s that re-Baathification coming? Ahmad? Hello?
Lordie, it’s hard to be Fitz anymore :)
Bushites: “Learn any lessons from their mistakes?” What are these “mistakes” things of which you speak?
Mistakes? They don’t believe they’ve made any to learn from!
At Prettyman:
Fitz and Zeidenberg are playing hangman. Bonamici’s checking her portfolio online. Mrs. Libby knitting a prison scarf. Wells is sobbing quietly. Jeffress in a fetal position under the table, eating packets of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
Scooter, no one’s watching you. Make a run for it!
From today’s WaPo national security chat:
Assignment: Briefly compare and contrast Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse and the Bush/Cheney/Rove administration.
Answer: Both stink. Both are rotting, decomposing as we speak. Both will be even worse tomorrow than they are today.
ANS’s corpse is lifeless, and therefore not dangerous. The Bush/Cheney/Rove administration, OTOH, is sick but not yet dead. It still has a considerable amount of life in it, and it remains very dangerous.
ANS’s corpse will be buried in the Bahamas soon.
The main pieces of the Bush/Cheney/Rove administration will probably be buried in Paraguay 10-20 years from now.
Sparkles the Iguana >
Ahmad is awaiting you in Baghdad…
(or is that Ah, mad ?)
“Against stupidity, the very gods themselves must contend in vain.” – Friedrich von Shille
Ask the Jordanians about how good Ahmad was at running their banking industry.
Swopa, you rule, just for that headline. Thanks!
Oh lord, we’re dying here.
We got nothin’….
Hey Peterr, just got an email from RevDeb, she is having dental issues, you ok with a rescheduling of our convo to Monday or Tuesday?
Jane Hamsher @ 15
Anybody wearing sneakers? Cat’s cradle with the laces?
How’s that President of Iraq (Talabani) doing?
I must be drunk.
Here’s some good news.
Bill Orally’s ratings are dying, like his audience, while Olbermann’s are surging!
http://scoop.epluribusmedia.or…..144633/184
Jane Hamsher @ 15
Time to start making up little songs about the major players, to the tune of well-known pop hits…
Hey Jane ….
From Aldon Hynes at Orient Lodge …
“3;30 Update: Word is that the flood is a broken sewage pipe. Also, there are reports that there is some other note on the docket, but that it is insubstantial.”
Do we have another note. So exciting! Errr, not.
Phoenix Woman >
Oh come one
The CIA (or some of their “friends”) probably got all that money so he did the “right” thing
“…This is not a game.” – Lorie Van Auken (2001.09.11 widow)
The US is caught in a paradoxical position with respect to: the Shia-Sunni war; the Saudi regime-Sunni jihadists; supporting the Shia regime in Iraq while opposing the Iranian Shia government; opposing the (Sunni) Syrian government; opposing the (Shia) Hezbollah and the (Sunni Hamas; trying to mediate the Shia factions in Iraq. It’s an impossible nonzero-sum situation.
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2….._0301.html
Here Jane, hold my hand.
Biodun @ 24
which was totally predictable
I’m thinking of someone…
I remember during the run-up to the Iraq war, I watched some news story on Chalabi…it might have been 60 Minutes. They were probably talking about how these exiled Iraqis are going to help us with the invasion, the INC, blah, blah, blah…But the only thing I remember distinctly was a quote from Chalabi which went something like…I have no intentions of serving in the new government of Iraq.
Back then, I only had a clue as to how much a scumbag Chalabi is…but now that we know about his relationship with Judy Miller, the Office of Special Plans, the WHIG and the false intelligence used to justify this war all the while earning $350,000 a month to peddle his lies, I’m much more confident of his level of scumbagness.
Gromit @ 28
he or she?
Phoenix Woman @ 13
I’ve always wondered how much the US treasury shelled out to get Jordan to rescind the arrest warrant for chalabi.
Gromit @ 28
is it a she or a he?
he
Attaturk @ 20
Woo hoo! It was just a matter of time.
I hope the jury is not in there talking about aspens.
Elliott @ 32
It’s a he
watertiger @ 4
I don’t even get out of bed anymore for less than a billion. But thanks for the offer
Gromit @ 33
Is it Wallace?
From Aljazeera
Jordan has said a prison cell still awaits Washington’s former Iraq favourite Ahmad Chalabi in the kingdom where he was convicted in his absence of embezzling millions in a bank scandal.
Perhaps they have room for 3 or 4 others?
Gromit @ 33
Howard K. Smith!
Oh, wait. That’s why I suck at these games.
Bionic @ 38
klyde @ 31
O, I didn’t realize they dropped the charges.
Sometimes I think part of the reason BushCo is all screwed up in Iraq is because they were relying on Chalabi to be their strongman ruler.
Bionic @ 38
lol
nuu @ 35
Please tell me they didn’t get the “aspens” letter — we’ll NEVER get a verdict!
“What does this mean?”
“I don’t know.”
“Hell if I know. Can we get some more cookies? How about a few more colors of post-its?”
-S
Bionic @ 38
Right!
OK, someone else think of something to do. (Crap)
“So Muqtada al-Sadr, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, and Ahmed Chalabi walk into a bar…”
Gromit @ 36
Fitz!!
LS @ 25
“You’re dancin’ at the Zombie Zoo
dancin’ at the Zombie Zoo
painted in a corner and all you wanna do is dance down at the
Zombie Zoo”
Tom Petty
Wolverine @
11
And they are both surrounded by ghouls of the worst stripe.
No language foul enough to use on bushCo for trying to rehab this bloody-handed son-of-a-bitch. :o(
You could enjoy some amusing websites to kill the time.
Elliot @42,
I think you are right. Also, I’d add that they didn’t really elaborate on many contigency plans at all.
what did I miss
nuu @ 35
They are probably in there with their giant sticky note pad trying to decide who/what is more fabulous: Patrick Fitzgerald or Charles Jourdan boots.
No, wait. That’s what I’m doing.
Hey mc@48, I liked the “Zombie Zoo”. For some reason, it took me back to a beer-tasting I went to years ago that segued into an impromptu dance party which broke up in the wee small hours after we blew the second fuse on the stereo.
I don’t suppose the jury is in there having a beer tasting…? ;-)
CancerCures @ 52
they sure were bound and determined to go in whether they were ready or not.
(Ah)madness, (Ah)madness, (Ah)madness!
The Bushies just keep propping Ahmad Chalabi up over & again. He’s like an evil Weeble – wobbles but doesn’t fall down because we keep putting billions of American dollars down to break his fall. So, as he starts to teeter, he bounces right back up from our generous financial cushion. Brilliant strategery, George.
OT – Feds bust major insider trading ring
HotFlash — you out there?
Want to pick your brains if you have a moment.
LandOfTheFree @ 57
great analogy
watertiger @ 51
Hello Watertiger,
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Elliott @ 42
I don’t think they dropped the charges but I recall reading back in 03 that the US had leaned on the Jordanians to drop their extradition request and the international arrest warrant. I’m sure they didn’t do it for free.
CNN has just said that jurors have been called to the judges chambers.
pwrlght @ 63
why would that happen?
klyde @ 62
thanks for the clarification
What’s up??? CNN is saying big pow wow at 4:30 in the judges chamber
JPL @ 66
Allen defense time?
watertiger @ 51
Oh my. From the titles, I’m not sure some of those are work safe, but they do sound diverting. This one usually cracks me up, but that may be because I used to have a friend who read lots of cheesy romance novels: http://worldoflongmire.com/fea…..ce_novels/
JPL @ 66
nothing on msnbc
Woodhall Hollow @ 67
Can a lawyer comment – wouldn’t the Allen charge normally be given in open court?
I’d guess the judge as curious as the rest of us. Checking their progress and seeing if there are any stumbles or clarifications required on their rules.
My best guess. But I am no lawyer.
Scratch my earlier comment that they don’t look to be hanging. I do not like the look of this. Smacks of a hang, although that sure does not mean on all the counts. Could be hung on just one…….. Yikes
If bush had ONLY said:
“Well, the REAL reason I turned Saddam over to that Shiite lynch mob, is that he let Chalabi get away, 25 years ago…POS.”
FiniFiniTOOBZ! @ 16
Email headed your way.
The Employee Free Choice Act has just passed the house. Without the poison pill admendments. Yay!
Any word from the actual courthouse?
Thanks, Elliot.
BTW, I just switched from MSNBC.com to CNN. I haven’t heard anything about the judge calling the jury to his chambers – they’re focusing on the fact that a huge tornado has pretty much flattened a couple towns in Alabama, and damaged a high school.
If anyone hears more about the jury, please share. I’m hoping that this report mentioned has something to do with the “minor note” mentioned earlier or the flooding bathrooms. I’m hoping they won’t adjourn for the day due to lack of toilet facilities.
Time for me to work again… maybe the verdict will be delivered while I’m gone for the next hour.
I think stuff like this usually means they’re hung.
Helpless Dancer @ 75
Yay!
Peterr @ 74
more like novocain issues. 5 hours and it still hasn’t worn off. Not as bad as CJ in the West Wing, but . . .
Frank Probst @ 76
Have their TOOBz been pinched shut again?
Does tornado season usually start about now?
I miss tornadoes.
CNN said the Wolf would update on THE SIT ROOM
Atrios is reporting the same CNN story about the jury being called to judge’s chambers.
http://atrios.blogspot.com/200…..7202747097
CNN reported Judge ordered lawyers to his chambers @ 4:30 pm EST. That’s all I know now.
screw this, I need a drink
Open hearing.
Christy??? is this normal?
RevDeb @ 80
Been there, done that. The Kid thought it was hilarious when the phone rang and I had to talk.
Blitzer
says open hearing
Could be that all involved wanted to make sure that the Jury came to the right conclusion when they said “nevermind” yesterday, right? Though I’d think that would have happened sooner.
Oh hell, beats me. I give up. We’ll know if/when we know.
Ordered Lawyers to his chamber? Could it be a verdict?
Hey RevDeb, you saying you didnt have a Woot Canow? LOL
NEW THREAD
Blitzer on CNN now says “open hearing that ou Ed Henry will be attending”, that would mean courtroom, not judge’s chambers. BIG difference. WTF? Someone at the courthouse report in on the nature of this “hearing” please.
Jane Hamsher @15: Serious suggestion. If you, Marcy, and Pachacutec like Scrabble even a little bit, log on to quadplex.com. Online Scrabble. There’s a fee, but I think they have a few-game option. Thank God they charge a fee; when it was free I was addicted. Some better-heeled friends (no Louboutins that I know of) still are.
They use a Sowpods dictionary which includes words from all English-speaking countries…thousands more words than in American English. Hint: qi, xi, jo, joe, jane, qat, zek, and zho are some high-point qualifiers. Foul words are fine as long as they’re real words. Anyway, it’s a great way to while away downtime for folks who like Scrabble.
Oh, and don’t play the bots. You’ll not recognize a word they use. Join a game with a real person at your level. I think everybody starts out as an F or G.
It’s probably just Walton wanting to know if they could quit early because he has something to go do.
Jeebus H.
Chalabi is the most transparent fraud since Ponzi. The fact that he keeps popping up and people keep buying his B.S. just leaves me scratching my head.
Easy does it Wil
Wil @ 69
His Honor wants the cookies.
cathy @ 82
March 1st is the official start of tornado season every year. We get a lot of tornados in Indiana in March so they start warning us in mid February every year and even have special half hour programs hosted by the local weather folks to educate people every year about them. I hate tornados.
Congratulations FDL on 29,000,000 site visits!
———–Geeks R Us
The judge heard about the aspens and is furious.
RevDeb @ 80
RevDeb, this has happened to me several times. Told by a helpful dental technician to rub the area, like the cheek or lip or whatever. It helps it to disperse or something.
FiniFiniTOOBZ! @ 94
Nope. Just replaced a couple of 30 year old fillings. But that Woot Canal scene was one for the hall of fame!
RevDeb @ 106
Agreed, that was one of the best episodes of that show. “I had to hab a woot canow!”
RevDeb @ 80
So now would be a good time to call?
bdu >
Hmmmm, hello Tommy Yum !
Maybe FDL could make some money off of one of these…
(as “Stagger Lee” plays in the background)
“If you`re not nervous, you don`t understand what`s happening.” – John Young
klyde @
62
A request was made by “Iraq” to Jordan to pardon
Chalabi before May 2005. Jordan would consider this after legal and financial aspects were addressed first.(WRT conviction made in absentia in 1992 when a military court convicted Chalabi of embezzlement, fraud and breach of trust after a bank he ran collapsed in 1989 and shook Jordan’s financial system. I’m sure Jordan could use some extra money as the burden of Iraqi refugees stretches their infrastructure…
If Chalabi died, this administration would have him stuffed and continue carrying him around like weekend at Bernie’s.
Thanks Margot.
Munching on M&M darks. getting a bit better but it was supposed to have worn off long ago. Impatient aren’t we all?
nuu @ 104
Someone please enlighten me on “aspens” reference. I can’t find it above.
ccmask @ 111
Isn’t that the d*mn truth.
Rayne @ 59
Rayne, wassup?
Just be cool folks, have a little patience.
creeper @ 113
Scooter Libby wrote a strange letter to Judy Miller making reference to the “aspens out west” that has been the subject of much speculation. No one knows what it means really. Its one of the bits of minutiae obsessed over in these parts.
Thank you, Fini.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Chalabi has been working with Bush/Cheney before they stole the White House. Chalabi was told he would replace Saddam and make sure Halliburton got all the Iraq oil rights. Now that most of the plan has been leaked Chalabi will get what he asked for he will be the leader of Iraq. The contact will be signed to give oil right to US as planned. Notice no one gives a damn that our soldiers were lied to or that the injured troops’s money went to Iraq puppets and war profiteers. Just to make sure the stupid American people follow the Bush lead we have Osama and the meter on Orange just to make your we’re in fear. Americans believe anything the LIAR-IN-CHIEF says even when he let’s our troops die for oil rights.
there’s a FISA motion on PACER but that’s all
There’s another Zombie Song by (seriously) The Lord Invader “Zombie Jamboree” [I’ve updated the verses]
Hey, Back to back, ha ha ha ha, hey, belly to belly
Yes my friends
Hey, Back to back, ha ha ha ha, hey, belly to belly
It was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the Najaf cemetery
Oh, it was a zombie jamboree
Took place in the Najaf cemetery
Zombies from all parts of the land
Some of them are great Iraqians
Since the season was carnival
They got together in bacchanal
And they were singing
Back to back, ghoul, belly to belly
Well, I don’t give a damn ’cause I’m stone dead already
Back to back, oh oh oh, belly to belly
It’s a zombie jamboree
One female zombie she wouldn’t behave
See how’s she’s dancing out of the grave
In one hand she’s holding a quart of rum
The other hand is knocking a yellowcake drum
You know the lead singer starts to make his rhyme
While the other zombie is rockin’ in time
One bystander, he had this to say
“It was a trip to see the zombies break away”
Shah! And they were singing
Back to back, mon, belly to belly
Well, I don’t give a damn ’cause I’m stone dead already
Back to back, oh, belly to belly
It’s a zombie jamboree