
[image grabbed from "2001: Space Odyssey"]
for the week ending 2/24/07:
I knew that at some point, Western Civilization was going to fall down and go boom; I just didn't think it was going to be in quite so sleazy a fashion as this, in a misty, money-colored haze of crocodile tears, spiderwebs of lies, and silicone injections. I, for one, welcome our weapon-wielding female chimpanzee overlords. They're just in it for the food. At least for now.
Who knew where to turn first last week? Pleading with the jury to "give him back to me!", Ted Wells went all "La Traviata" on our kiesters during the Libby trial summations, turning the trial into a Lifetime made-for-television movie. Dick Cheney gathered up his henchmen and cleared out of Dodge just in case the Libby jury came back with a guilty verdict. How do you like Cheney's brand of loyalty now, Scooter?Not to be outdone by Wells' theatrics, the judge in the uber-bizarro battle for Anna Nicole Smith's decomposing remains wept and rambled and mugged for the cameras, turning the custody hearing into an audition tape for the next Fox reality show (now THAT'S something for a judge to aspire to!). Fox's favorite yokel, the President, turned the "hick" factor up to 11 when he went to Tennessee to shill for his DOA health care plan and then tried to huff a beaker of ethanol, just like the good old days.
Oh, yeah, Britney Spears had a major freakout, while Prince Harry, who knows a thing or two about partying, suited up to serve his country to Iraq . . . unlike two other princess wannabes whose last name sounds like "Tush".
Now if someone can hand me that branch – I have to go find an anthill for lunch.
***
James Wolcott leads off with a scathing slapdown of the Fox Noise machine's public urination on veterans (I know, I know – Christy linked to this already, but it's THAT good).
Once again, Sir Holden the Courageous at First Draft braves losing cellphone service in the synaptic dead zone that is our President's brain.
Dick Cheney rattles his flaccid sabre at China? Oliver Willis says, "No. Stop. You're killing me." Cheney's trip to Japan reminds Rising Hegemon's Attaturk of another famous Tokyo visitor.
Carl at Simply Left Behind applauds Prince Harry for being duty-bound. Too bad all the war cheerleaders here can't summon that courage. Color Outside the Tent's Clif slack-jawed at Senator Jeff "Do Not Seek the Tray-zhur!" Sessions' argument for staying in Iraq. And The Editors at The Poor Man Institute provides a handy guide to keep yourselves up to date on the Coalition of the Killing.
General J.C. Christian writes a letter to the NYU Young Republicans and Jon Swift rounds up the predictable wingnut response to Dana Priest's WaPo article about the despicable conditions at Walter Reed.
Paddy at Cliff Schecter's place has a few thoughts on MSNBC's 24 hour coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith trial. And I mean choice.
The execrable writings of The Doughy Pantload suffer a savaging by the pen (keyboard, whatever) of World O' Crap's Scott, while TBogg cuts in line at the Wingnut Smorgasbord.
Quiddity at uggabugga has a sneak peek at the next New York Post opinion poll.
Oh, dear. Gavin at Sadly, No! has discovered Conservapedia, the wingnut version of Wikipedia. Heaven forgend their beautiful minds be sullied with facts. UPDATE: Sadly, No! seems to be suffering a DOS attack – check out the mucho estupido Conservapedia at SteveAudio's crib.
The Rude Pundit manages a feat I never thought I'd see: the names "McCain" and "Martha Graham" in the same sentence.
Scrutiny Hooligans' Syntax has found the most accurate and reliable flowchart I've seen to date.
Tengrain at Mock, Paper, Scissors owes me a new keyboard.
d at Lawyers, Guns, and Money wishes Bill Frist a happy birthday.
Harry Hutton at Chase Me, Ladies, I'm in the Cavalry explains how Aussie P.M. John Howard got his job.
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Watertiger!
H2Ortiger!!
FITZ!
watertiger,
darn! it appears sadly, no! is down. article must be good.
Actually, Conservapedia doesn’t have entries for several things as I point out at my place:
Bill O’Reilly
Angels
just to name a few.
They’re really too idiotic to worry about.
Here’s my favorite verse from S.O.S. in MA’s “The Wreck of Big Patrick Fitzgerald”:
When pardon he sought his old boss came on deck / Saying “Scooter, it’s too rough to save ya” / That evening it was, a main loophole caved in / Cheney said “Libby, it’s been good to know ya.”
Ed*ard Teller @ 4
Argh.
Check out SteveAudio’s joint!
Opps. I should have wrote “The Wrath of Big Patrick Fitzgerald.” Not “Wreck.” Sorry.
Oops. I should have wrote “oops.” Not “opps.”
This caught my eye at the Common Dreams website.
What resonated with me was two-fold:
Citizens Movement
Impeach Bush/Cheney
American voters spoke on 11/7. And Bush/Cheney continue to ignore us. Borrowing from Butch and Sundance once asking “who are these guys?” we must be relentless in pursuit of justice, whatever course we must follow. And no, hiding out in Paraguay ain’t gonna do it for ‘em.
While the silly aristomedia in DC–I’m talkin’ you, Cokie–contemptuously brushes off the great unwashed in Greater America, we expect accountability. And we will make it so.
Oh, and ADB HRC.
Some highfalutin’ spoken word snark about Lord Black, Fitzgerald’s next huckleberry.
Wolverine @ 6
Linky please? Or at least what thread it’s in?
Wolverine @ 8
You’ve got 5 minutes to edit your comments.
Works with most browsers.
Since everybody’s made such a flashpoint out of “cutting off funding to the troops,” why can’t the Dems introduce legislation to cut off funding to the OVP. Ground AF II. Seems that’s where the problem lies.
Oh, and take away Bushie’s bike so he actually has to govern.
How does Elliot Abrams so easily avoid closer scrutiny?
egregious @ 12
See comment #142 in the “Let’s Be Careful Out There” thread that was put up Friday (2/23) late afternoon/early evening.
If I knew how to link to that comment, I would. But I don’t. I’m an idiot.
Ed*ard Teller @ 15
He’s a professional criminal.
Does anybody else think that Wells’s “give him back to me” line has a rather creepy echo of Scooter’s “come back to us, Judy” line?
Love the screengrab of Dubbya meeting with his advisors.
David Ehrenstein @ 19
David amigo, how you doing?
Watertiger: I love that deck of cards! Where is the scooter card, I wonder?
‘I, for one, welcome our weapon-wielding female chimpanzee overlords.’
Brockman?.. what the he…?
hold up on the hand-wringing… things look pretty dire, but humanity is, if nothing else, damned versatile… with some inspired and committed leadership we can still correct this trajectory and miss the moutain-peak and sail into the wild blue yonder…
at least, I gotta hope so… I see so many positives in the world despite the plethora of horror stories… kind of a shame to get to the point in science and social planning which could conceivably allow us to reach for the stars and let a bunch of club-dragging thugs pull the whole house down…
Wolverine @
16
Here’s the link to that comment: http://www.firedoglake.com/200…..ent-519725
David Ehrenstein @ 19
Chickenhawks in the raw!
It’s noon:30 here in L.A., and I’m off to Trader Joe’s for some lunch fixin’s.
Anyone need anything?
And Frank Rich, up now at truthout:
Those who don’t learn from history are destined to repeat it. Over and over and over….
[my bold inserted above]
Impeach Bush/Cheney
ADB HRC
Blue Dido @ 18
When I read the exact words he used, which were something like “He’s been under my protection for 2 months. Give him back to me.”
I flashed back to a gospel sing at a church here in SE Ohio, mostly black congregation. A woman came down the aisle and asked to be put under the church’s spiritual protection, because of the many temptations and hardships she was facing.
I don’t know if that was what Wells meant, but that’s how I took it.
SteveAudio @ 25
Some papadum chips, please!
More Rich-ness:
My bold — and why I’m adopting the contempt for J-Lie pattern to add:
Impeach Bush/Cheney
ADB HRC
Doing well, steve. Just finished writing up three articles for Variety. Been trying to do an op-ed for the LA Times on Obamarama but they’re a tugh nut to crack.
Besides he’s a moving target.
His status as a Magic Negro hasn’t been fully explicated, IMO.
It’s too bad Libby can’t get the death penalty.
A tad harsh.
I say just put him in Building 18.
SteveAudio @ 25
Hold the anthropogenic ecocides on mine please…
Is not treason punisahble by death? (Ari’s lawyering-up, etc.)
watertiger @ 28
Sounds good! I’ve got 2 really good Indian restaurants not too far, maybe dinner there is in my future…
Conserapedia ‘editor’ hard at work…fact checking:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tphG4iuGmxk
Hey, at least I made the conservapedia. Let the warnings issue forth!
Margot @ 27
That is very interesting Margot! And probably points to the idea that has been expressed here that Wells has a standard closing argument which is developed to appeal to a particular big-city demographic, which didn’t turn out to be necessarily true of this jury due to the defense’s diligence in seeing that no one with “negative” feelings about Cheney were allowed to sit on the it, which effectively eliminated most African Americans.
My sense is that Wells was hired as insurance against a typical DC jury, which one would think would be predominantly African American, but it seems that the Libby Defense team, in their efforts to cover all bases, was too smart for themselves by several orders of magnitude.
I also think that the tension observed between Wells and Jeffries is interesting, making me wonder of Wells was lead attny in name only. A clue was Jane’s observation that Comstock and Jeffress arrived at the courthouse on Friday together.
David Ehrenstein @ 32
Yes, I am so against the death penalty, even for those guilty of high war crimes, as Libby (Cheney) certainly is. I think most of those convicted of heinous crimes would rather die than live out one’s life in a small cell. IE, Timothy McVeigh…and many Nazis.
lf @ 34
EPU’d
Watching Elizabeth de la vega on cspan (per my tivo).
She mentioned charges of high crimes and misdemeanors do not have to be founded in statutory crimes.
So what the heck is congress waiting on!?
Anyway according to wiki on treason, yes: (scroll down to the US part)
That picture shows some wild times at a Bush family reunion.
How cool is this?!
I get called into work to change the serpentine belt on the boss’ truck,30 minutes later, I get to catch Watertigers Face the Snark,being paid overtime!
Woot!
Hiya Tiger.
David Ehrenstein @
32
Good idea – put him in charge of cleaning the basement. OTOH, do we want him anywhere near the people he has so grievously hurt? OTOHA, I could go to sleep counting the number of prosthetic limbs Scooter has to clean and sterilize.
Ed*ard Teller @ 43
There ya go! Now that would be poetic justice.
And how did you celebrate yesterday’s conjoined birthday of Zell Miller and Joe Lieberman?
Hey, Bustednuckles!
Gorsh! Sadly, No suffering a DOS attack? Do you think it’s the Right Wing Terrorists stifling free speech again or what?
That flow chart is hilarious.
The e-mail express is leaving town soon.
Watertiger, wasn’t that the “madness scene” from La Triviata? Where’s Punnaise when you need him?
Hey Everyone, I want to give a big shout out to Jane Hamsher!
In spite of her own personal crisis, she has been here for us, and more importantly for truth and justice, over the last few weeks in spades. I am praying that she is taking VERY good care of herself and I want her to know that no matter what, I am rooting for her, as I know everyone is.
My personal prayer is that Jane knows, in the deepest of her deep, how well loved she is.
egregious @12
wolverine started it, sos took off and ran with it……..
Speaking of turning up the hick factor, maybe it is time to revisit hick hop, by the Asylum Street Spankers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhJx1gpl0kM
Daymn… I feel like I was named “Prom Queen” and “Best Doobie Roller” all in one!!
Thanks for the props on my outrage WT.
From the Conservapedia
Here are the list of influential jury trials affecting American history:
William Penn (1670)
John Peter Zenger (1735)
Boss Tweed (1873)
Sacco & Vanzetti (1921)
John Scopes (1925)
Colonel Billy Mitchell (1925)
Alger Hiss (1949)
O. J. Simpson (two trials)
“Scooter” Libby (2007)
I searched for Firedoglake and Jane Hamsher but no results. Maybe I should have seached commir traitors?!
PerryAnn @
49
Lucia di Lamamoor?
So a day after Talibani and Barzani talk to Maliki about an oil deal, Talibani has a heart attack.
Don’t drink the tea.
-GSD
And the Conservapedia comment on the Libby trial”
9. In 2007, vice-presidential aide Lewis “Scotter” Libby was accused of perjury for lying to a grand jury hearing testimony about the “leak” that resulted in revealing the identity of CIA agent Valerie Plame. (It is important to note that he was not accused of illegally revealing the identity of Plame, potentially a much serious charge if he had deliberately revealed her as a CIA agent while knowing her identity was covert; in fact this was shown to be a non-issue). Like the Clinton impeachment trial years earlier, the charge was lying to a grand jury over a matter that was not in itself illegal. The jury verdict will tell much about the responsibility and immunity of the executive branch.
Retrieved from “http://www.conservapedia.com/Jury_trial”
Woodhall Hollow @ 50
SO well said, Woodhall Hollow!
egregious @ 12
When pardon he sought his old boss came on deck / Saying “Scooter, it’s too rough to save ya” / That evening it was, a main loophole caved in / Cheney said “Libby, it’s been good to know ya.”
Linky please? Or at least what thread it’s in?
okOK… twist my (all too willing) arm… :) Pre-EPUed from something I wuz gettin’ ready to Post-EPU tomorrow mornin’ when the “regulars” show up hereabouts :) …
GSD @ 56
whoops.
Re Talabani:
funny, that. And now he’s in Jordan.
ThinkProgress posted the following about an hour ago:
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/25/hersh-qaeda/
Just back from looking at conservapedia.
What a pathetic site. I suppose it will develop, but to look at their definitions of Islam, Christianity and Judaism will give you an idea of the level of intellect behind this smarmy idea.
Ed*ard Teller @ 15
He keeps a scrupulously low profile. I just ran a Google search of his name and “press conference.” Apart from press conferences where his name came up (most notably the one where Scott McClellan listed him among those having nothing to do with the Plame leak), I see no pressers at all in his current capacity at State. I could be missing something, but the last press conference of his I found was in 2001, when he served as chairman of the “US Commission on Religious Freedom” (John Bolton was a board member).
Beyond which, I can’t recall an article or broadcast report in recent years in which he was quoted on the record or appeared. There are probably exceptions, given our highly neocon-tolerant media, but I doubt a lot.
It’s a classic demonstration of how to successfully “go dark” in plain sight.
Let’s not forget that the folks who slept until the 9/11 attacks, who let Bin Laden slip the noose in Tora Bora, who haven’t vanquished the Taliban in 5 years and who clusterfucked the Iraq war and the response to Hurricane Katrina are now sleep-walking America towards a war with some of the shrewdest operators in the world, the Iranians.
This can only end badly for the US.
-GSD
Stephen Parrish, CPA @ 61
Looks like we need to round up Elliot Abrams, put him in an orange jumpsuit and render him unto Gitmo for aiding Al Qaeda…
GSD @ 64
GSD, we are living in times of truly tragic proportions. I am now listening to “This American Life’ on Hurricane Katrina.
GSD @ 64
I would support a Democratic Presidential candidate who spoke these truths, unvarnished and plain.
TeddySanFran @ 67
Amen Brother.
The Iranians, who took over the US embassy and held Americans hostage for over a year, who primed the pumps of internatioal terrorism, helped finance and build Hezbollah, who were seen as the bad guys when fighting the odious Saddam Hussein and they still managed to get Oliver North to give them missiles, weapons parts, cakes and bibles.
Fucking incredible.
-GSD
The Left @37
keep up the good work.
make sure that the first thing they see when they ‘pop in’ is the photos of the puppies……..everyone likes puppies………
‘yo mamma’ would be proud. already in conservapedia, and according to steve audio’s link, before rumsfeld, o’reilly, etc……done good.
TSF – Kucinich
Apparently there is no such thing as a neo-con in conservapedia world.
-GSD
Speaking of current events, I think CNN might have forgotten to pick up on this.
http://deseretnews.com/dn/view…..43,00.html
Has Chimpy McWarmonger been spotted fashioning spears out of branches yet?
-GSD
P.S. 6 years after 9/11 and not only is terrorism still a problem, now ther are pirates too.
Two more years of Bush and we’ll be fighting off Vikings and Visigoths too.
GSD @ 74
*snort* too true
Codpiece Rice says that unless the Iranians stop enriching uranium she will not talk to them.
Condi, it’s been six years, I think they have decided not to listen to you.
Now go back to naming ships after yourself.
-GSD
The strangest thing, I can edit GSD’s comment.
Weird.
Busted.
Back from Trader Joe’s, and it was a freakin’ zoo.
Oh yeah, IMPEACH!
It is beyond belief that Henry Kissinger is still advising the WH on foreign policy. When people mention non-accountability it is Kissinger I use as the yard stick to measure unaccountability.
This one too. REALLY weird.
Busted
*On a trip to Iran during the Iran-Contra affair, North and Robert McFarlane took a chocolate cake (shaped like a key to symbolize the opening of improved relations) and a Bible as gifts to Ruhollah Khomeini.
-GSD
Here is apartial list of the Debate topics at Constupidia
Debate topic suggestions:
1. Was world war inevitable?
2. Does “free trade” increase wealth or simply redistribute it?
3. Should the United States have entered World War I?
4. Should the United States have entered World War II?
5. Should the United States have eliminated communism in North Korea as General Douglas MacArthur wanted?
6. Is it even possible to install democracy in a Muslim country?
7. Should we have given the Panama Canal back to Panama?
8. Should government allow an unchecked economy, or are regulations necessary in private business?
9. Should the United States leave the United Nations?
10. Crusades… Good or Bad?
11. Did Jefferson Copy the Declaration of Independence?
12. Is the theory of macroevolution true?
13. Does bias impair Wikipedia’s reliability?
14. Should Creationism/Intelligent design be taught as a scientific alternative to evolution in public schools?
GSD @ 69
FYI, the business about North and Bud McFarlane bringing a cake and bible on a secret trip to Iran appears to be apocryphal. The trip and weapons deals were real, the cake and bible probably not. (This according to something I read while researching a comment on McFarlane some weeks ago.)
Hey, freaky editing hijinx afoot.
-GSD
Look up at OK Kiddos above.
This is freaky.
Busted
I don’t want to sound alarmist but I think our Tech wizards might want to take a look at this edit thing.
It has happened a couple of times before so I just thought it was a glitch.
The worrysome part is when it does that, I can see the poster’s e- mail address.
I have been here long enough that you know you don’t have to worry about me. Anything I see is Absolutely confidential and I don’t keep the info. Still, others might not be so scrupulous.
just sayin’.
SteveAudio @
77
We don’t have any Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods in Alaska. Trader Joe’s could do very well in a few places. Not so sure about Whole Foods, though.
Thanks for the link to Conservapedia. Worth bookmarking to see how well the concept works. Ha….
Thanks Watertiger.
good grief!
http://www.rawstory.com/showar…..6792256568
CBS – Olbermann interview at C&L
http://www.crooksandliars.com/…..ed-on-cbs/
Must’ve been a glitch, The last few are coming in normally.
az matt @80
thanks——”you can tell a lot from a mind from the questions it asks”…………my quote
MODERATOR:
Someone has added words which I have not written to my comment at #78.
lf @
34
Yes, death or life imprisonment, if in time of war.
And I quote from Fitz’s summation (my bold):
OK kiddo, It was me, Something happened where I could edit other peoples posts for a minute. It has since stopped. I have asked for it to be looked into. It’s alright right now.
Busted—what browser are you using?
Not at all. He still gets paid by NBC for their advcie. And NBC is GE which is to say the “Defense Department.” So it’s “keeping it in the family.”
Firefox.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 91
Actually, that’s my comment at #78, and it’s exactly what I wrote.
gsd @ 69
Fucking incredible.
oftentimes, when i read comments about this, i wonder what terry anderson, hostage journalist, thinks about all of this……he lives here now, has a horse farm and owns a blues bar/restaurant….is now a local…i quit getting the local paper/not local-terrible paper…..he used to write in once in a while. he ran for state rep here and lost a few years ago..very smart man…wonder if he knows about firedoglake…….think i’ll pursue that.
I have OK kiddo at 78.
If you happen to get into a comment thread with A ZERO, it throws it off.
OK Gents, please specify Mac or PC and browser type please.
Ed*ard Teller @ 85
Indeed.
TJ’s was packed today because of the Oscar’s, so they tell me.
I worked tech setup at one of the Oscar’s, back in about ;91, but a few days before the show, not day-of.
Bustednuckles @ 99
Ah! Mine starts at #1.
Gateway PC w/ Firefox.
RBG Note; thanks Busted.
RBG @ 100
Mac 10.4.8
Firefox, 2.0.0.2
BTW, can’t use Safari with blogger, most of the tools don’t show up. I mean, you can use it, but with severly limited editing tools, unless you do all the HTML yourself.
RBG Note; yeah, but this is Wordpress and the code is customized for the various browsers.
Might want to see if OK kiddo and GSD are still around. Those are the two I could edit.
Sorry to louse up your day RBG.
Many thanks for your efforts.
Thanks, Busted. The techies are on it.
Tell them also, thanks.
GSD @ 69
GSD, you have hit the center of the psychosis which describes our government. Read Seymour Hirsh’s latest in the New Yorker, in which he hints at the insane logic which the desperate ones in power rely on.
Bottom line: compared to the Saudis, the Iranian government is–sad to say–enlightened. The Shia have been a historically oppressed and terribly persecuted minority in much of Arab world, along with the Sufis since the 16th century. In Shia Iran, women have *some* rights as citizens and as human beings, key among those rights the right to speak and to vote. There are those who argue that under the Shah, women had more rights, but I lived there then and it is worthwhile to point out that even during Shah-time, the only legal recourse available to a woman who was raped was forcible marriage to her by her rapist. (& I can attest that rape was a huge problem then, both for women and young boys/men.) I am not defending the Islamic Revolution, but I am saying that from the US point of view–from a human rights perspective–the regime of the Ayatollahs differs from that of the Shah only in details.
Now we have the Saudis, whose state textbooks are filled with vitriolic antisemitism (lifted straight from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion) and anti-Shia and anti-sufi dogma (it is the official Saudi position that any form of Islam which deviates from the strict Salafi-Wahhabi doctrine) are now cutting deals behind the scenes with Israel. The same Saudi govt who basically read Cheney the riot act that if the US withdrew from Iraq (thus allowing the Shia majority to take ownership of an oil rich region which may be more abundant than KSA) then the Saudis would choose to support the Sunni insurgency. What is not reported is that a significant number of the Sunni Suicide bombers in Iraq immigrate from KSA.
Guitar_Playing_Bastard @
31
He can.
I’m opposed to the death penalty.
But Libby can be indicted for forgery of nuclear documents.
IT’S A CAPITAL CRIME!
OT – How’s the ice in DC? Will the jury make it in tomorrow? Did emptywheel arrive in DC safely?
just in a terrible mood, but
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
treason=squibs on 9/11.
and i must away for the rest of the day (and early week), a lurker anyway.
where i’m goin,
can’t even check the trial ’till weds. fingers crossed nonetheless.
If bombing Iran is still on the table, how come impeachment is still off?
Watertiger,
Thanks for shining your bright light on Scrutiny Hooligans and all the consonant level bloggers you included here. It’s not many top blogs that will do this.
and watertiger owes me underwear!
Brava!
GSD @ 79
I had so forgotten that
Since I mentioned above that the story of the bible and cake was dubious, I’ve dug further. (Is my life this empty?)
Initial reports of the meeting, including a descriptiong of the bible and cake, came from Ayatollah Rafsanjani, interviewed in the Lebanese publication Al Shiraa. In a subsequent report, in Time, anonymous US officials acknowledged the meeting but denied there was a bible and cake. (This is why I said the story was dubious.)
However, here is the relevant paragraph from the Senate Intelligence Committee report on the Iran scandal. Howard Teischer, Oliver North’s nominal superior at NSC, confirms that there was a cake. Memories are a little dimmer regarding the bible, but at least one lower-level member of the entourage recalls a bible as well.
I stand corrected. And in the mood for cake.
I admit an addiction to fdl. Is there a support group? I was making a try at a snark like are tossed off casually by punaise, teddysnafran,t-rex, others, not excluding Ms Hamsher. Subject Libbys tril and tribulations — SO we have Weeping Wells Is a Wussy. note the word try.
ralphbon @
116
There was obviously lots of incentive for “anonymous US officials” to claim the story was fake one. Much less incentive for Rafsanjani to fabricate such a peculiar little morsel of embellishment.
Thanks for researching.
-GSD
Not to be outdone by Wells’ theatrics, the judge in the uber-bizarro battle for Anna Nicole Smith’s decomposing remains wept and rambled and mugged for the cameras, turning the custody hearing into an audition tape for the next Fox reality show (now THAT’S something for a judge to aspire to!).
Is this really any worse than a judge who “tempers” his rulings in malpractice awards so that he can rake in a pile when he retires as an arbitrator for HMOs?