the way we live now

Sometimes Jonah Goldberg reminds me of Felix Carbury, the spoiled and pampered young swell from Anthony Trollope's The Way We Live Now:

It is hardly possible that any training or want to training should have produced a heart so utterly incapable of feeling for others as was his. It seemed as though he lacked sufficient imagination to realize future misery though the futurity to be considered was divided from the present but by a single month, a single week,–but by a single night. He liked to be kindly treated, to be praised and petted, to be well-fed and caressed, and they who so treated him were his chosen friends. He had in this the instincts of a horse, not approaching the higher sympathies of a dog…He had given himself airs on many scores; — on the score of his money, poor fool, while it lasted; — on the score of his title; on the score of his army standing till he lost it; and especially on the score of superiority in fashionable intellect…His airs and his appearance, joined with some cleverness, had carried him through even the viciousness of his life.

And like Lord Carbury, it appears that Mr. Goldberg has run afoul of gambling debts.  Yes, gambling, that scourge of so many young men from Good Families. 

AlterNet has the story:

There are many shades of right-wing punditry in our country. Among the shadiest is Jonah Goldberg. With arrogance seemingly matched only by his ignorance, Goldberg was just being Goldberg when he offered this wager two years ago:

Let's make a bet. I predict that Iraq won't have a civil war, that it will have a viable constitution, and that a majority of Iraqis and Americans will, in two years time, agree that the war was worth it. I'll bet $1,000 (which I can hardly spare right now).

The two-year period comes due this Thursday. Even Goldberg now realizes his prediction was totally wrong — with poll after poll showing most Americans do not "agree that the war was worth it." (Not to mention what Iraqis think of the war or Goldberg's boast that "Iraq won't have a civil war.")

So shouldn't Goldberg — or somebody — pay off the $1,000?

Indeed!  He'll be ruined!  He'll be sent to the Debtor's Gaol at Fleet Street, or worse, the prison ships moored on the Thames.

Goldberg made the bet in a debate with Professor Juan Cole:

The bet was offered near the end of an overheated blogo-debate between Goldberg (at National Review Online) and Dr. Juan Cole, the Middle East scholar from University of Michigan. In proposing the wager to Cole, Goldberg goaded: "Money where your mouth is, doc. One caveat: Because I don't think it's right to bet on such serious matters for personal gain, if I win, I'll donate the money to the USO."

Actually, I've just received word from Nitpicker that we have covered Jonah's debt!

Here's the list of the people who've covered Jonah's bet:

And there are others, some who asked not to be named and some who said they simply could not bring themselves to post "in honor of" Jonah. I'll post others as they come in, but it should suffice to say that far more than $1000 was raised.

It's a good cause and I hope you consider donating more to the USO.

Editor and Publisher covered the fact we paid Jonah's debt here, speaking to me early in the morning before we topped the $1000 mark.

It does my heart good to have been a part of this brave and noble effort to help out a young man in straitened circumstances.  I've heard that ever since his mom adopted that 18-year-old skinhead from Australia, she hasn't been returning his calls.

Pity. 

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