haggard's dream

(Image from the darkblack blog

Ted Haggard's fairy godmother has whacked him with her amazing sexual-orientation-changing magic wand and by golly, he's been cured of the gayness once and for all.  Sing alleluia!  Praise Jesus! 

DENVER – One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

And I'm the goddamn Pope. 

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Fig. 1-A: Pope TReximus the First 

Next, please! 

(Graphics luv to Pope of the Week for the TRex Pope image.  Too funny!)