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Poor, poor Melanie Morgan.  She is a veritable Christian martyr.  Oh, such injustices have befallen her.  Such indignities she has suffered at the hands of those damn lefty bloggers.  Ripley at Online Blog Integrity has the latest:

Well, it seems that KSFO Drama Queen and PR Patriot, Melanie Morgan, just can't get enough of playing the victim, and has turned her personal website into a blubbering collection of posts that let her play Damsel in Distress, hounded by dark and mysterious forces. Ooooh, high drama, indeed! So, let's have some fun with that, shall we?

Oh, do let's!

And yes, this is the same Melanie Migraine who said on the air that soon "unpleasant things will happen to a bunch of stupid liberals, and it's going to be fun to watch."  Oh, Melanoma Miscarriage, it's not nearly as much fun to watch as this spectacular public meltdown you're having.  Your utter lack of talent, taste, and a reason to live all seem to be catching up with you at once, and that's not just fun to watch, it's downright hi-larious, especially when you've been openly courting this particular PR cock-up for ages.  Ripley calls our attention to these two clips:

Morgan and Coulter love attention from Liberals
('It makes us a bigger bullseye for the Left – and that's always a good thing')

Morgan and Rodgers love to hear from Liberals
('Please keep the hate mail coming. We enjoy it immensely – We want to offend you')

Well, Mission Accomplished, you pathetic shrew.  The Left has come a-calling.  Hey, you invited us!

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