We need a casting contest for the major characters in the movie version of the trial, along with some suggested lines.

Big question in my book: who plays Jane? I’ve got the line figured out, just can’t decide who should deliver it:

(facing Dick Cheney, brandishing her laptop)
Hello! My name is Jane Hamsher. You killed my country – prepare to die!”

angelina jolie

Rummy’ll write a book that’ll ultimately be a bargain table special at WalMart. Accurately titled, it’d be Excuses & Lies: Reflections of a neo-tard and his bodycount

jayt @ 72

GSD @ 66

It’s great to see that nice, moderate conciliator Bob Gates calling 70% of America terrorist appeasers.

I knew he would become a company man right away.

-GSD

well, technically I think we’re “emboldening the enemy”

Ya gotta admit – that Gates guy is a fast learner. Either that or that he found some of Rumsfeld’s old notes in the desk, and just read the one he found on top of the stack.

Bob Gates must have found Rummy’s bottle of Instant Douchebag pills in his new desk.

-GSD

I think he opened the drawer and found Rummy.

Interesting as this is, consider he source is the WashTimes.

Hi Jane–
Sunday sounds great… and so glad to hear you are back and on the mend…
Take care,
Patti

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Jane Hamsher @ 3

I had a really bad joke about how they were trying to thaw out Lawrence Welk over at Red State and decided it was in too poor a taste for the post.

I guess we’ve decided the comments are another matter, huh?

At risk of upsetting any fans, I’m not sure how anybody ever figured out that Lawrence Welk had died.

Ah Ha!

That’s why I’ve never seen a pic of Welk and Chertoff together.

The Secretary of Homeland Security is the undead conductor – preserved all these years in cheap champagne.

ember @ 21

emptywheel @ 13

Contest suggestion:

Best proposed approach to bring Jane Hamsher Cheney’s head.

OR

Best new utterly implausible defense story for Scooter Libby.

Rove did it Ari did it Armitage did it My 3rd grade teacher did it

I’ve got it!!! “I was really busy with really important stuff and I forgot”. A real winner!

terrarists did it?
terrarists made me do it?

Catapult it. From Washington to LA.
Picture this: Main Street Americans turn out and shoot at it as it zips overhead like a low flying quail. As it makes it’s way to west coast, Jane doesn’t actually want to touch the ugly thing. She lets it fly overhead and into the ocean. It becomes crabfood. The crabs die.

hugs Deb

Talk about your suspect attachments.

I don’t have Marcy’s e-mail so it will have to be forwarded to her by one of the other Ladies of the Lake.

Catapult it. From washington to LA. Americans can turn out and shoot at it as it flys overhead, like a low fying quail. Since Jane won’t want to actually touch the thing, it is overshot into the ocean. It becomes crabfood. The crabs die.