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The General writes a letter to the utterly useless warbloggers, Officer Floppy and Our Lady of the Concentration Camps, whose sheer obsessive stupidity and wrongness continues to prove hazardous to the health of many:

It looks like the francosphere is in full bore celebration mode now that Jamil Hussein's arrest has made you look like fools. I hope you don't let their laughter get to you. It doesn't matter that you wrote dozens and dozensof posts claiming that Hussein was a fictional AP source. It's the reason you did it that's important. Hussein's quotes to the AP were losing the war for us. You stopped him. I think that makes you heroes.

Think about it. Nobody gave a damn about Hussein until you started raising hell about him. Obviously, someone in DC heard about it and decided to get the goods on AP's treachery. They asked the Iraqi Interior Ministry (can we end this fiction and call it what it is, the Mahdi Army, now that we've all seen the hanging video?) to look into it, and, now he's sitting in their jail being interrogated with one of those old Sears arc welders.

I hope his capture doesn't affect your plans to go to Iraq. That'd be a shame, especially now that you've made it possible to win this war. Heck, you ought to go there to at least pick up his head if for no other reason. I'm sure the Interior Ministry Mahdi Army will have prepared it for you by the time you arrive. Wouldn't it be great to have it to show off at the next Pajamas Media Christmas party? While you're in Iraq, you could also spend an afternoon taunting Hussein's now-fatherless children by poking them with sticks. I bet you'd enjoy that.

I hope the General is not holding out for something resembling — oh, accountability or shame on the part of Malkin.  She'll admit she was wrong about same time she admits she was wrong about the John Kerry photo, which is to say never.

(graphic courtesy TBogg

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