FITZ!

this video is horrible

omg.

I am sorry if I have exposed you all to undue suffering.

Please don’t sue our blog.

Thank you,
The Management

the first part scared one of my cats. he left

Sorry, I’m not watching this…life is hard enough without injecting ‘conservative comedy’ whatever the fuck that is when it’s at home into mine, anyway….

Watch it at your own risk. I believe the managment of FDL cannot be held responsible if you claw out your eyes or stick an ice-pick in your ears before this finishes.

You have been warned!!!

Shiites. The one’s who effectively destroyed Jimmy Carter’s presidency and traded with Reagan and North and Poindexter and the rest in weapons for hostages. Disgusting. I am PO’d.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 8

Shiites. The one’s who effectively destroyed Jimmy Carter’s presidency and traded with Reagan and North and Poindexter and the rest in weapons for hostages. Disgusting. I am PO’d.

Yes, it’s true. I’m a sects-ist.

Lord. Save Us.

is this Fox’s new ‘teh daily show?’

I’ll never get those 60 seconds back (that’s all I could handle).

twolf1 @ 11

is this Fox’s new ‘teh daily show?’

I’m not entirely sure from whence this stink-bomb emanates. I just know that it is evidence that pure evil walks the earth.

punaise @ 12

I’ll never get those 60 seconds back (that’s all I could handle).

My contempt for Joe Lieberman will never subside.

I made it through almost 2 minutes. (My cats were already out of the room…) I think I deserve some sort of combat pay or something.

They can’t seriously think this is funny, can they? Oh. Rats. I used the “th” word (think) when talking about this fine example of the videographer’s art. Sorry. Obviously doesn’t apply…. Is this that Repug response to TDS that we hear rumblings of? Oh, please, let it be so…

TRex @ 13

twolf1 @ 11

is this Fox’s new ‘teh daily show?’

I’m not entirely sure from whence this stink-bomb emanates. I just know that it is evidence that pure evil walks the earth.

Direct quote about this show – “A girls’ “Daily Show” with a conservative bent. Republican girls gone wild.”

OMG. This is for real?

Authoritarian Biatches need to mind their own business and keep their hands of my body. I certainly will keep my government off theirs despite the fact that they will show no appreciation for their freedom.

I guess none of them know anyone who was ever raped or abused. If they do they probably think it was the victim’s fault.

Makes me sick to my stomach.

Please, please use bad words and stuff. Just no more of this!

And we seem to have LOTS and LOTS of italics….

{Emily Latella voice} never mind…

Margot @
18

Please, please use bad words and stuff. Just no more of this!

MWAA-HAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

My evil plan is WORKING!!!

Marion in Savannah @
19

And we seem to have LOTS and LOTS of italics….

{Emily Latella voice} never mind…

I fixed it.

That vid IS rude. But I like it.

Marion…se me at 18 Mwwwa ha ha!

Be warned – there are other ‘episodes’ floating around on the web.

they are considering it as an alternative to The Daily Show:

“Heard from Julia Gorin, one of the conservative comedians featured in Brian Anderson’s South Park Conservatives. She and a couple friends are pitching a show that would be an alternative to The Daily Show and they’ve got a sample up on You Tube. Ms Gorin’s own stand-up bit is very funny.”

“It’s like The Daily Show, only without the leftist slant and smarmy host…

…A personal favorite: “I understand why Hillary wants to run for President, but does it have to be of THIS country? I mean, why can’t she just do like the last time: move somewhere she’s never lived and run THERE?”

…here’s another post about it:

The America Show

The kids at Wonkette want to wish you a Happy National Meth Day.

I agree with Margot… Call me any name you want, insult my religion, call me out for a doofus comment, call my parentage into question, suggest I have carnal knowledge of myself, do your worst…

But for the love of mercy DON’T MAKE ME WATCH THIS EVER AGAIN. EVER. Please!

I’m sure a lot of us know a simpleton like her. She should team up to form a comedy team with the lady that runs Jesus Camp. They are naturals.

I’m listening to Condi on Hardball. On mute.

Are these the people that are going to do Fox’s Daily Show look alike?

This is about what I expect from Fox, though. Only with martial music and big WAR graphics.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

That is wrong on so many levels , I don’t know where to start!

Mind bleach, STAT!

I got through the first 51 seconds.

Assholes don’t make good comedians.

TRex @
14

punaise @ 12

I’ll never get those 60 seconds back (that’s all I could handle).

My contempt for Joe Lieberman will never subside.

ah yes. thanks for the reminder. yesterday mine was (exceptionally) directed at W.

TRex @ 25

The kids at Wonkette want to wish you a Happy National Meth Day.

Also known as Ted Haggard Day

I am appalled that they are making fun of the democratic values in the book (which are pretty universal and kick ass) and then saying the reasons that Mommy is republican is a long list of hateful things. Because daddy married mommmy, etc.

Must be Talibangelicals.

I hope nothing bad ever happens to them. Their heads would explode if they had to get an abortion or take money from the government to survive. It would be a pity if they burst into flames.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 28

I’m listening to Condi on Hardball. On mute.

Careful with that. She might actually start to make sense.

I have never experienced the ecstasy of meth.

It would be a pity if they burst into flames.

I dunno. I think we’re going to need to do some testing.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 37

I have never experienced the ecstasy of meth.

It makes you into a fundamentalist preacher who cheats on his wife with manwhores. Trust me. I learned the hard way.

TRex @ 38

It would be a pity if they burst into flames.

I dunno. I think we’re going to need to do some testing.

I will hold the lighter fluid.

Oh. My. Gawd.

Wow.

I made it through two and a half excruciating minutes, but that was more than enough.

Where to start?

Anyone remember that feeling from grade school or high school when you were painfully, awfully embarrassed for the sake of someone else who was being SUCH a public idiot, in such epic proportions, that you just wanted the earth to open up and swallow them — because it was the most merciful thing possible? The most painful part was the person’s complete ignorance of the shamefulness of their own spectacle.

Yeah. Like that.

Those girls would ruin well written jokes. They have no sense of comedic timing. And they read lines stifly… woodenly, in fact.

AirportCat @ 30

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?

MsAnnaNOLA @ 35

It would be a pity if they burst into flames.

It strikes me that this would be a GREAT place to start looking into an alternative home heating source. We’re resource-rich here in the South, and I for one would be delighted to ship as many as you need up to the colder climes…

Mrs. K8 @ 41

Oh. My. Gawd.

Wow.

I made it through two and a half excruciating minutes, but that was more than enough.

Where to start?

Anyone remember that feeling from grade school or high school when you were painfully, awfully embarrassed for the sake of someone else who was being SUCH a public idiot, in such epic proportions, that you just wanted the earth to open up and swallow them — because it was the most merciful thing possible? The most painful part was the person’s complete ignorance of the shamefulness of their own spectacle.

Yeah. Like that.

You hit it, exactly. Like that.

encephalopath @ 42

Those girls would ruin well written jokes. They have no sense of comedic timing. And they read lines stifly… woodenly, in fact.

If these imbeciles get a show, I hope fox spends an ungodly amount of money promoting it and is goes down in flames very very quickly. That will be funny and it should provied many snarky moments for all so share.

Jesus. I lasted 26 seconds.

W.T.F.?

Man they sucked. Until they all had conservative womansex on that flag-draped table.

Then it got unhot.

Provide…typing too fast…must go to happy hour! This is NOLA after all and there is a thunderstorm and it is Thursday!

Will this video be included in the GOP’s proposed Fetal Pain law?

every time I watch it I fetal pain

twolf1 @ 49

Will this video be included in the GOP’s proposed Fetal Pain law?

every time I watch it I fetal pain

Every time I watch it I feel shockingly little.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 43

AirportCat @ 30

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?

The ILS, the REILs, and the PAPIs are all OTS, 18L/36R is CLSD UFN, but if you have the runway in sight, your cleared for the visual on 36L. Use caution for contractors fixin’ stuff all over the airfield, and the FBO is in the FEMA trailer next to what’s left of the Terminal.

Festivus!!

oh, wait,…..Natl Meth Day, you say?

(deep breaths, deep breaths)….I get a little over-excited at the holidays and,…hang on, I think people are looking in my windows…

brb

I’m with punaise. That is so painfully unfunny I couldn’t stand more than a minute. Gah.

It’s not like the Daily Show doesn’t make fun of liberals; they make fun of everything. John Stewart himself has pointed out that the Republicans being in power just gives him so much more ammunition to use on them.

I think part of the reason the Daily Show and the Colbert Report have done so well is their wild unpredictability (especially Colbert). You kind of know where Colbert is going with some of his schtick, at least, but I know I’ve always found where he ends up very surprising. Very good free associators on that writing staff, that’s for sure. These ladies, on the other hand, are definitely from that group of people that think just referencing things is funny.

Perhaps the reason Bill O has never been on Oprah is because he’s an incredibly hostile blowhard who’s barely more potty trained in a conversation than Bush Jr. Whereas George Clooney is charming. And smart. And usually good for at least a couple good dry chuckle jokes.

OMGOMGOMG.

Nonononono.

Now I have to clean the pity off my screen. That stuff is icky.

I watched the whole thing, before reading this thread, and enjoyed it. Now you’re telling me it WASN’T a spoof? Sheesh! I need a brain transplant.

Then there is the whole matter of that woman’s (and I use the word “woman” lightly — she seems too juvenile for the term) voice register.

She’s shrieking at a level that sounds just under glass-shattering high-C, and with a timbre that could peel paint.

It made my blood run cold, like fingernails on a blackboard. And this is coming from someone who is increasingly hard-of-hearing in the higher tone range.

Jezzus! That was awful! Couldn’t get beyond those two on the floors playing charades?

twolf1 @ 16

Direct quote about this show – “A girls’ “Daily Show” with a conservative bent. Republican girls gone wild.”

“Republican girls gone wild.” I wouldn’t have believed that four words could so freeze my heart with terror. Isn’t that phrase in Revelation somewhere? Something about Republican girls gone wild and riding a pale horse?

Oklahoma kiddo @
43

AirportCat @ 30

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?

752AA. Entering your space.

So the live blogging of Keith’s next SC is going to be permanently associated with this drek? How insulting.

AirportCat @ 51

Oklahoma kiddo @ 43

AirportCat @ 30

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?

The ILS, the REILs, and the PAPIs are all OTS, 18L/36R is CLSD UFN, but if you have the runway in sight, your cleared for the visual on 36L. Use caution for contractors fixin’ stuff all over the airfield, and the FBO is in the FEMA trailer next to what’s left of the Terminal.

Roger. I’m at three hundred on the final for the active. Good day.

rumi @ 52

Festivus!!

oh, wait,…..Natl Meth Day, you say?

(deep breaths, deep breaths)….I get a little over-excited at the holidays and,…hang on, I think people are looking in my windows…

brb

Yeah, National Meth Day starts today, but we’re not expecting it to really go away until at least Sunday.

Margot @
18

Please, please use bad words and stuff. Just no more of this!

guffaw

Balrog @ 59

Oklahoma kiddo @
43

AirportCat @ 30

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?

752AA. Entering your space.

Is that a heavy?

speaking of the daily show:

Major Staff Shakeup At The Daily Show…

Whereas George Clooney is charming. And smart. And usually good for at least a couple good dry chuckle jokes.

And HAWT!!!

TRex @ 62

Yeah, National Meth Day starts today, but we’re not expecting it to really go away until at least Sunday.

Spic ‘n’ Span party at TRex’s!

Balrog!!! Great to see you!

TRex @ 66

Whereas George Clooney is charming. And smart. And usually good for at least a couple good dry chuckle jokes.

And HAWT!!!

Yeah, I saw that he’s People’s Sexiest Man Alive this year. But what happens next year? Does he cease to be sexy? Does he cease to be alive? I just never grokked this business.

Balrog, honey, don’t go! I’ve missed you quite a bit these last few weeks.

I read your comment last night. I grok the no one responding thing, I still get that after all this time. But then I realized it’s not all about me, so I just say my thing and go back to lurking and reading and laughing and occasionally trying to flummox punaise. Happened exactly once, because his radar was jammed.

I really don’t want you to go. You’re such a part of the community now. Pwetty Pwease?

twolf1 @ 65

speaking of the daily show:

Major Staff Shakeup At The Daily Show…

OOOH!! OOOOH!! HIRE ME!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Shhhhh. Tom Watson is watching.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 64

Balrog @ 59

Oklahoma kiddo @
43

AirportCat @ 30

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?

752AA. Entering your space.

Is that a heavy?

If that’s the one coming in from Heathrow, it ain’t heavy, it’s TRex’s brother.

Mommybrain @ 71

Balrog, honey, don’t go! I’ve missed you quite a bit these last few weeks.

I read your comment last night. I grok the no one responding thing, I still get that after all this time. But then I realized it’s not all about me, so I just say my thing and go back to lurking and reading and laughing and occasionally trying to flummox punaise. Happened exactly once, because his radar was jammed.

I really don’t want you to go. You’re such a part of the community now. Pwetty Pwease?

What she said. Twice.

TRex @
39

Oklahoma kiddo @ 37

I have never experienced the ecstasy of meth.

It makes you into a fundamentalist preacher who cheats on his wife with manwhores. Trust me. I learned the hard way.

Ohhh. Tell us a good story Uncle TRex.

TRex @ 62

Yeah, National Meth Day starts today, but we’re not expecting it to really go away until at least Sunday.

That sounds completely reasonable to me.

…got any gum?…cards?…dice?…dominoes?…an encyclopedia, maybe?

heh, the “sects-ist” tag was a literary howler

TRex @ 72

twolf1 @ 65

speaking of the daily show:

Major Staff Shakeup At The Daily Show…

OOOH!! OOOOH!! HIRE ME!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I could see this, actually. Jon might come off a little more aggressive, but it might be worth it to see him…oh, say, bite Ken Mehlman’s head off.

I’ll echo the Balrog shout-outs.

OT – Abortion pill thwarts breast cancer gene

EvilDrPuma @
72

Shhhhh. Tom Watson is watching.

Hence some hastily deletion. The LAST thing I want to see tonight is his gray Volvo in the FDL driveway.

Go to the page on YouTube – http://abc.net.au/science/sleep/facts.htm – nothing but Kudos for this … thing.

This is hilarious! What do we have to do to get this on TV? When will conservatives have a program we can finally watch?

This is great – I love to see someone sticking it to the liberals and being funny at the same time! Keep up the good work! I loved the why mommy is a republican bit, but to be fair, the scripture tells us that mommy is a republican because daddy is! (Ephesians 5:22-23)

I lasted about 15 seconds. My first wince was at :03.

it made my dogs cry…. literally. I had to shut it off because they were freaking out….

Gore, Gore, Gore. Clark, Clark. Clark!

twolf1 @ 80

OT – Abortion pill thwarts breast cancer gene

Ssshhh…. Listen…. can you hear it…. Repug heads exploding in the distance….

I love George Clooney and his pa.

and KO, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Penn, Bono, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, and Jimmy Carter and Al Gore.

Marion in Savannah @ 85

twolf1 @ 80

OT – Abortion pill thwarts breast cancer gene

Ssshhh…. Listen…. can you hear it…. Repug heads exploding in the distance….

Another positive side-effect of the pill

OMG – I made it through about 2 minutes of that thing.

Has anybody sent that to Jon Stewart? Wouldn’t he have fun with it?

Mommybrain tower… 857 ZK:

I’ve got him.

everhopeful @ 87

OMG – I made it through about 2 minutes of that thing.

Has anybody sent that to Jon Stewart? Wouldn’t he have fun with it?

Nuh-uh.

That would be tantamount to sending him Anthrax in the mail.

Marion in Savannah @ 84

twolf1 @ 80

OT – Abortion pill thwarts breast cancer gene

Listen…. can you hear it…. Repug heads exploding in the distance….

It won’t make any difference to them.

Duke: That there Frank Burns is a menace. Whenever a patient croaks on him it’s either God’s will or somebody else’s fault.

Hawkeye: This time he did it to a kid who’s stupid enough to believe him. Why don’t you dump the mother, Henry? He creates more work than he gets done.

–MASH (dir. Robert Altman, 1970)

TRex @ 90

everhopeful @ 87

OMG – I made it through about 2 minutes of that thing.

Has anybody sent that to Jon Stewart? Wouldn’t he have fun with it?

Nuh-uh.

That would be tantamount to sending him Anthrax in the mail.

But what about a “good Republican” like Mr. Colbert? I’m sure he’d appreciate the artistry…

Oklahoma kiddo @ 64

Balrog @ 59

Oklahoma kiddo @
43

AirportCat @ 30

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.

I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?

752AA. Entering your space.

Is that a heavy?

You bet! Cessna 152.

Thank God it was spin rated…

everhopeful @ 88

OMG – I made it through about 2 minutes of that thing.

Has anybody sent that to Jon Stewart? Wouldn’t he have fun with it?

Keith would take it on for OddBall. That’s about where it belongs.

Today is meth day (and apparently horrifying video day). Tomorrow – Possible-Qaeda-Financial-Cyber-Attack Day

Balrog –

Let me join in the chorus of those asking you to stay.

Even though I’ve been around the Lake for a very, very long time I still run into the situation you described.

Because of my health situation and the time limitations it causes, there may be four or five days that pass without my being able to make any remarks in the threads, and then sometimes I can only post a couple of comments at a time. There are plenty of instances where pretty much nobody takes notice of me, mostly because folks have a couple of ongoing conversations happening, but not because anyone is trying to be rude.

If I feel lonely because of that (and that can happen because being pretty much an invalid most of the time can be “lonely-making” at times) and have the time to engage further, then I make it a point to repeatedly address individual posters on what’s of interest to them until I get some sort of response from someone.

But when I don’t have time to do that, I’ve learned not to feel bad at all. I know it’s a real community here, one which uplifts me even if I only have time to lurk or if no one notices my remarks.

I know it has nothing to do with me personally.

{{{Jeez, I mean, I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with me personally.}}}

;-)

I really hope you stick around and comment to your heart’s desire. What you say is interesting to me, even if I don’t have the momentary wherewithal to respond.

:-)

Why aren’t these women over in Iraq, protecting our freedoms?

RDosser @ 81

Go to the page on YouTube – http://abc.net.au/science/sleep/facts.htm – nothing but Kudos for this … thing.

This is hilarious! What do we have to do to get this on TV? When will conservatives have a program we can finally watch?

This is great – I love to see someone sticking it to the liberals and being funny at the same time! Keep up the good work! I loved the why mommy is a republican bit, but to be fair, the scripture tells us that mommy is a republican because daddy is! (Ephesians 5:22-23)

I lasted about 15 seconds. My first wince was at :03.

The moment I hear the words “the scripture tells us” I have seizures. Kind of like what watching that crap induced. But a question: I thought Rush, Hannity, et al were supposed to be “funny,” in a cruel, bullying nasty way. Is the commenter saying they aren’t funny? Funny, how? What has this person been watching, if he doesn’t have anything conservative to watch?

If that’s the one coming in from Heathrow, it ain’t heavy, it’s TRex’s brother.

Oh, Mommybrain, thanks for that laugh-out-loud goodness.

Wow. Makes me wanna watch michael richards (who likely is in negociations with Fox as I type this).

Shite n’ Onions is the name of a good compilation album of Irish punk rock. I saw the title of this post, and my first thought was “Oh, good – music!”

I was sorely disappointed…

A very Merry Christmas… Mrs.K8.

.

I HOPE THEY DIDN’T SPILL THEIR COFFEE ON THE FLAG AS THE DESECRATED IT BY IMPROPERLY CONSTRUCTING IT WITH A BAND OF BLUE AND STARS AND IMPROPERLY DISPLAYING AS A TABLE CLOTH.

.

Countdown with Keith Olbermann starts right now.

Can’t wait for the Special Comment!

goatsage @ 96

Why aren’t these women over in Iraq, protecting our freedoms?

Would you trust any of these people with a loaded weapon?

OT: This is rich.

FEC to pols: blow whistle on yourself

Excerpt: The Federal Election Commission on Thursday took steps to encourage politicians and contributors to report their own possible violations of campaign finance laws by offering them significantly reduced fines.

Commission officials said the number of self-reported violations has increased recently, prompting the need for a specific policy that spells out how the FEC will dispose of such cases.

I suspect that most of the self-reported violations are trivial to begin with. Don’t seriously believe for a second that Holy Joe Lieberman will be sending Dangerstein over to cop a plea on the slush fund.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 83

Gore, Gore, Gore. Clark, Clark. Clark!

Yes!

protected static @ 100

Shite n’ Onions is the name of a good compilation album of Irish punk rock. I saw the title of this post, and my first thought was “Oh, good – music!”

I was sorely disappointed…

It’s from Ulysses by James Joyce.

I think it may be my favorite literary reference of all time.

goatsage @ 96

Why aren’t these women over in Iraq, protecting our freedoms?

Now that’s funny.

Numb-nutz. Thankyou, Danny.

Mommybrain @ 73

If that’s the one coming in from Heathrow, it ain’t heavy, it’s TRex’s brother.

badump- bump, pish!

I’m sure those gals have determined my love of my country ‘doesn’t count’ somehow, but in my opinion of their using the American Flag as a tablecloth is just plain wrong.

protected static @ 101

Shite n’ Onions is the name of a good compilation album of Irish punk rock. I saw the title of this post, and my first thought was “Oh, good – music!”

I was sorely disappointed…

If it’s music you want check out Donita on Friday afternoons. Great stuff. We’re all sorry you’re disappointed.

patrick rex @ 110

Mommybrain @ 73

If that’s the one coming in from Heathrow, it ain’t heavy, it’s TRex’s brother.

badump- bump, pish!

She’ll be here all week!!

Try the veal, it’s delicious.

cargocult @ 111

I’m sure those gals have determined my love of my country ‘doesn’t count’ somehow, but in my opinion of their using the American Flag as a tablecloth is just plain wrong.

There’s no way this bit of desecration is going anywhere after Wal-Mart got away with selling flag diapers.

Bush says Iraqi PM Maliki needs to do some “Hard Work.”

LOL. Maybe he could invite the dude down to the “ranch” to help clear some brush.

TRex @ 114

Try the veal, it’s delicious.

Oh, Gawd… Now you’re going to call PETA down on us… (but the veal is delicious… try the piccata)

Oklahoma kiddo @ 102

A very Merry Christmas… Mrs.K8.

Thank you, dear heart. I wish you and your family all the blessings of the season, too!

[And now I’m off to walk the pupster through the neighborhood on our nifty new hands-free leash. Hope to be back in time for the Special Comment.]

OK, the repubs may get away with violating the geneva convention and wrecking the constitution, but this has crossed a line. This is just so sick… It has to be from another planet. Westchester maybe. At least their parents were married, I mean… oh I’m so confused… T bogg, how do you stop it, is it lethal? Oh I feel faint…

I smell GOP SKANKS!

TRex @
104

goatsage @ 96

Why aren’t these women over in Iraq, protecting our freedoms?

Would you trust any of these people with a loaded weapon?

Yes, locked in a room with each other and no food, water or nail polish.

Chris Cilizza seems to think that something is going to change when Baker’s report comes out. W. is “anxiously awaiting” Dec. 6 . . . .

Huh?

RevDeb @ 121

Chris Celizza seems to think that something is going to change when Baker’s report comes out. W. is “anxiously awaiting” Dec. 6 . . . .

Huh?

I have a bridge here that Chris might be interested in.

RevDeb @ 122

Chris Celizza seems to think that something is going to change when Baker’s report comes out. W. is “anxiously awaiting” Dec. 6 . . . .

Huh?

You were expecting sense, maybe??? From W????

RevDeb @ 122

Chris Celizza seems to think that something is going to change when Baker’s report comes out. W. is “anxiously awaiting” Dec. 6 . . . .

Huh?

Sometimes people use the word “anxiously” when they really mean “eagerly.” I hope that in this case Bush really is awaiting the report with anxiety…

Marion in Savannah @ 124

RevDeb @ 122

Chris Celizza seems to think that something is going to change when Baker’s report comes out. W. is “anxiously awaiting” Dec. 6 . . . .

Huh?

You were expecting sense, maybe??? From W????

not from W. but I didn’t think that Cilizza was that much of an idiot. Wrong.

Marion in Savannah @ 116

TRex @ 114

Try the veal, it’s delicious.

Oh, Gawd… Now you’re going to call PETA down on us… (but the veal is delicious… try the piccata)

I’ve tried to comment on those couple of videos a few times. But they won’t print them.

So this guy rocks!

It truly is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

KO says his Special Comment is going to be about Newt Gingrech’s war on free speech…

neurophius @ 127

KO says his Special Comment is going to be about Newt Gingrech’s war on free speech…

Sounds like fun. Meybe KO can help cut off any hopes Newtie has for a presidential run right here and now.

neurophius @ 125

RevDeb @ 122

Chris Celizza seems to think that something is going to change when Baker’s report comes out. W. is “anxiously awaiting” Dec. 6 . . . .

Huh?

Sometimes people use the word “anxiously” when they really mean “eagerly.” I hope that in this case Bush really is awaiting the report with anxiety…

actually it could have been eagerly ( I was so taken aback by the thrust of the remarks) . . . but you are right that W. should be anxious. Then again, that would give some evidence that there was something in his head besides ice cubes and sawdust.

God have mercy on us all.

(((Mrs. K8)))

you’re welcome, dear. I always miss you on the threads, but that’s me waving hello after you leave.

I’m baking cupcakes right now to take to our Dem Club meeting, the first since the elections. Each cupcake will have a letter on it, and arranged properly on the tray they’ll spell out

VICTORY HOW SWEET IT IS

With hearts and flowers and balloons and such.

ifthethunderdontgetya @ 127:

I salute your YouTube searching! This guy is exactly right. What’s needed here is an intervention… Isn’t Kirk a mental health professional? Does anyone have his e-mail, or know if he would be willing to step into the breach?

I had hoped it would be horrendous, and I’m not disappointed.

EvilDrPuma @ 128

neurophius @ 127

KO says his Special Comment is going to be about Newt Gingrech’s war on free speech…

Sounds like fun. Meybe KO can help cut off any hopes Newtie has for a presidential run right here and now.

I wonder whether Bill O’Reilly will make a pathetic attempt to defend the Newtster…I hope so, I’m sure Keith would have a great comeback.

RevDeb @ 130

that would give some evidence that there was something in his head besides ice cubes and sawdust.

I always thought it was cotton, hay and rags… or is that only Fair Ladies???

neurophius @ 134

I wonder whether Bill O’Reilly will make a pathetic attempt to defend the Newtster…I hope so, I’m sure Keith would have a great comeback.

I like the way you think. ‘Course, according to B.F. Skinner, sooner or later Bill-O will stop discussing any subject at all because he associates all topics with Keith’s footprint on his ass.

So this guy rocks!

It truly is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

He does indeed.

In fact, I think I love him.

Out of Iraq. A Palestinian homeland. And accountability.

I don’t care. I like Rosie O’Donnell.

Marion in Savannah @ 132

ifthethunderdontgetya @ 127:

I salute your YouTube searching! This guy is exactly right. What’s needed here is an intervention… Isn’t Kirk a mental health professional? Does anyone have his e-mail, or know if he would be willing to step into the breach?

I can hardly wait for FAUX’s answer to the Daily Show. It’s guaranteed to be suckrilicious (and I don’t mean that in a good way).

Vlad and George. It does have a musical flavor. No?

ifthethunderdontgetya @ 141

It’s guaranteed to be suckrilicious (and I don’t mean that in a good way).

Is there a way to be “suckrilicious” (great word, by the way) in a good way?

Marion in Savannah @ 142

ifthethunderdontgetya @ 141

It’s guaranteed to be suckrilicious (and I don’t mean that in a good way).

Is there a way to be “suckrilicious” (great word, by the way) in a good way?

Possibly. It all depends on what you mean!

I wanted make myself perfectly clear, just like Jett Loe.

Wow, I hope these people get some high dollar neo-con sponsors…throw some bad money after bad programing. In the meantime I’m pouring a big glass of wine. I really need to kill some brain cells after watching some of this…

I really need to kill some brain cells after watching some of this…

Only the weak and sick ones. It has taken years of drug and alcohol abuse to make my mind this sharp! Natural selection.

matachin @ 145

Wow, I hope these people get some high dollar neo-con sponsors…throw some bad money after bad programing. In the meantime I’m pouring a big glass of wine. I really need to kill some brain cells after watching some of this…

The video probably killed more brain cells than the wine will.

That can’t be real.
Why are their faces so red? Is that makeup or something makeup can’t cover?

Denizens of the Lake,

Thanks. I’m speechless.

Just thanks.

Well that’s 2 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Balrog @ 149

Denizens of the Lake,

Thanks. I’m speechless.

Just thanks.

Please DO NOT remain speechless.

I’m already in it 6 min., but I had to break it up in 2 separate tranches. I’m going back in…there has to be a punch line at the end. Gonna need a shower.
Fini FiniTOOBZ! @ 149

Well that’s 2 minutes of my life I will never get back.

twolf1 @
24

…A personal favorite: “I understand why Hillary wants to run for President, but does it have to be of THIS country? I mean, why can’t she just do like the last time: move somewhere she’s never lived and run THERE?”

Oops, I laughed. Only a little.

I’m not sure how to explain what I watched. I have to try to explain this to my nieces and nephews when they inevitably come across this and ask their favorite uncle that sends them YouTube stuff all the time why I didn’t send this link.

The Reagan cup throwing itself into the wall is just so much Republican lying. Methinks someone’s hubby is a violence freak. Must be a Republican.

Wow. So. bad.
Yet, a useful reminder that there are a lot of selfish, smallminded simpletons out there who may actually find this entertaining, as it affirms their beliefs.
Liberty requires constant vigilence against dimwits who can accept this crap and then elect like-minded representatives to office.
Blessings upon Firedoglake.
KRK

Surely we have all misunderstood this! It can’t be real Repug humor; it must be a parody of all thing Repug. BTW, regarding the earlier poster, “Shite and Onions” is not really first from Joyce’s Ulysses. It is from an earlier Joyce work, the truly humorous political parody Gas from a Burner.

Balrog @ 152

twolf1 @
24

…A personal favorite: “I understand why Hillary wants to run for President, but does it have to be of THIS country? I mean, why can’t she just do like the last time: move somewhere she’s never lived and run THERE?”

Oops, I laughed. Only a little.

next time you laugh, could you point your fiery breath at “the america show” cast?

is it the ‘Faily Show’ or the ‘Daily Blow?’

Looking at the killer whale incident in San Diego on Olbermann. I don’t like zoos. I don’t like wild animals to be in captivity.

Uh, isn’t spilling coffee on the stars and stripes
supposed to be a no no?

Oklahoma kiddo @ 159

Looking at the killer whale incident in San Diego on Olbermann. I don’t like zoos. I don’t like wild animals to be in captivity.

They’re called “wild” animals for a reason, methinks. There are some that seem to be able to adapt to the very best zoos, but a killer whale who should be able to roam the ocean penned up? Sucks. Just plain sucks.

Tom, have I missed you comment previously?
If not, welcome.
You must be the other blue dot here in GA.
No misunderstanding on that clip, its a clogged vacuum all the way to the end.

Mikel @ 160

Uh, isn’t spilling coffee on the stars and stripes
supposed to be a no no?

Only if “LIBRULS” do it… These are the folks who buy flag bikini underwear…

go KO!

smash the newt.

Olbermann is doing the heavy lifting, Gingrich the arsonist.

KO ABSOLUTELY RULES!!!!!

Holy crap, TRex.

That’s like John Yoo agony. Watching that felt like this.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 158

Looking at the killer whale incident in San Diego on Olbermann. I don’t like zoos. I don’t like wild animals to be in captivity.

Driftglass has an interesting interpretation.

twolf1 @
157

Balrog @ 152

twolf1 @
24

…A personal favorite: “I understand why Hillary wants to run for President, but does it have to be of THIS country? I mean, why can’t she just do like the last time: move somewhere she’s never lived and run THERE?”

Oops, I laughed. Only a little.

next time you laugh, could you point your fiery breath at “the america show” cast?

No need. Self-immolation is already in progress.

Marion in Savannah @
132

ifthethunderdontgetya @ 127:

I salute your YouTube searching! This guy is exactly right. What’s needed here is an intervention… Isn’t Kirk a mental health professional? Does anyone have his e-mail, or know if he would be willing to step into the breach?

Marion, I think I’m grateful I only have dial-up tonight: I’m unable to view the piecee.

Even if I were able to view it, I don’t think I’d be able to watch it…

I’m tempted to say Gingrich belongs in jail for subversion. But I won’t. Gingrich has a right to free speech.

Keith is awesome.

Period.

I’m speechless. Absolutely speechless. In a previous life Mr. Olbermann stood with my ancestors against the Redcoats.

Oklahoma kiddo @ 170

I’m tempted to say Gingrich belongs in jail for subversion. But I won’t. Gingrich has a right to free speech.

…but you can’t yell ‘fire’ in a crowded theater.

Scarborough: Even his allies say the president “seems” isolated and in a dangerous state of denial.

new thread

Scarborough is telling us that the Iraqi situation is “racing” toward engulfing the “entire region”. Wrong Mr. Scarborough. The ‘entire world’.

I watched the WHOLE THING and though it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen – Not like ‘laugh’ funny but like ‘jaw-drop’ funny! I still can’t close my mouth – Puhleeze, oh please, Fox give these ladies air time -And no editing, no-no, just straight out of the can, raw, your viewers can take it. These guys will give Fox more time on comedy central air than bill and ann combined

ifthethunderdontgetya @ 167

Oklahoma kiddo @ 158

Looking at the killer whale incident in San Diego on Olbermann. I don’t like zoos. I don’t like wild animals to be in captivity.

Driftglass has an interesting interpretation.

I’ll take a look see.

Yup, that YouTube was bad alright. One of those things makes me ashamed to be a carbon-based life form.

Why doesn’t the CIA hire them? I was immediately ready to inform on anyone or confess anything just to be water boarded and relieved.

Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan screaming at each other about Iraq…

Heh heh

TRex @
4

I am sorry if I have exposed you all to undue suffering.

Please don’t sue our blog.

Thank you,
The Management

don’t have the energy to bring suit… was this recorded in recent history?

Good grief. Did TBogg nail this one, or what?

I can’t even picture many of the 31-percent Kool-Aiders laughing at this kind of crap. If it catches on, we’re further down the tubes than I thought.

So sad. So sick.

OMFG!

It’s the first successful experiment in Smell-O-Vision!!

You can smell it, can’t you?

Like ground pork left out in the heat and humidity of Crawford, Texas in August…

Well, sorry I had to leave just as the aviation references started flying around, but it was for a good cause — a telephone interview — and now everyone has moved on to the next thread. Well, me too then.

The only reason I laughed at this was the idea of GOP women … talking politics. Now THAT is funny! If they vote at all, they vote how their church or husband tells them to.

When most Americans don’t even know who Nancy Pelosi IS, tell me GOP women know much of anything about politics.

And besides, anyone who has been the mother of children in suburbia (which I was for 20 years) knows that these mothers never talk politics. Desperate Housewives? Yes. Soap operas? Yes. Politics? ROFL

TRex @
50

every time I watch it I fetal pain

Every time I watch it I feel shockingly little.

it’s a vacuum… I’m diminished by watching

Wow! That was really really bad. And I used to like The Ace of Base so I know bad. I couldn’t watch the whole thing as my small instestine was threatening to rise up through my throat and throttle my brain if I didn’t stop watching.

Man, those stupid fucking slags can’t even find a camera operator who knows how lock set and lock white balance. Watch skin tones go from red to green and back again!

This is sick and wrong!

RevDeb @ 93

everhopeful @ 88

OMG – I made it through about 2 minutes of that thing.

Has anybody sent that to Jon Stewart? Wouldn’t he have fun with it?

Keith would take it on for OddBall. That’s about where it belongs.

Are you guys kidding ?!? I never _ever_ want to see anything like that again. Thankfully, my cat slept through it.

Evan Coyne Maloney is a proud man today.

TRex @
145

I really need to kill some brain cells after watching some of this…

Only the weak and sick ones. It has taken years of drug and alcohol abuse to make my mind this sharp! Natural selection.

Yes, Yes,
We’ll carry on!

does each episode come with barf bag?

I watched all of it
I want a purple heart

OK, that’s conservative comedy.

Can we see conservative comedy on drugs now? It cant be worse.

Oh, wait, that’s Rush.

CC @
195

I watched all of it
I want a purple heart

Not able to get you a purple heart but I will rise with respect when you enter the room.

Please pass the Kool-Aid.

I can never recover from this.

when it came to the US ‘blood splattered banner’ as table cloth, i had to stop – coffee mugs on it! just imagine some [coffee] would spill on it. aren’t there laws ‘desecrating’ or so . . .
sue them

Tom in Atlanta @ 156

Surely we have all misunderstood this! It can’t be real Repug humor; it must be a parody of all thing Repug. BTW, regarding the earlier poster, “Shite and Onions” is not really first from Joyce’s Ulysses. It is from an earlier Joyce work, the truly humorous political parody Gas from a Burner.

Could this possibly be where the expression “shit and molasses” comes from? never, never understood that one…

Yeah I am from the country. Don’t hold it against me.

Literally…………………….speechless.

What’s more, speechless.

I sort of(not really) feel sorry for these women if they believe that falling testosterone levels are the reason men are not intereseted in them.

I have some heretical conservative tendencies, and probably agree w/ these women about a lot political issues. This, however, truly was painful.

Tom in Atlanta @
156

Surely we have all misunderstood this! It can’t be real Repug humor; it must be a parody of all thing Repug. BTW, regarding the earlier poster, “Shite and Onions” is not really first from Joyce’s Ulysses. It is from an earlier Joyce work, the truly humorous political parody Gas from a Burner.

Ulysses merrily runs the gamut of oaths and names taken in vain, from curses like “[t]he devil break the hasp of your back!” (U 117) and “shite and onions!” (U 160) to the final affirmation, “Yes” (U 933); a most solemn sort of swearing indeed.

From ‘ere.

it must be great that this trio is allowed to wallow in their own self satisfaction

I bet this dies a bloody death in the realm of entertainment

wait a minute …

this is directed at the freepi, right ???

this ought to work out as well as that “Democracy” thing worked out in Iraq

maybe better

Slap big L’s on their foreheads.

LOOOoooOOOoooOOOsers

gACK !!!

TRex @
4

I am sorry if I have exposed you all to undue suffering.

Please don’t sue our blog.

Thank you,
The Management

Funniest Reply Here. My neighbors even came over to find out what was so funny. Yes. This was that funny to me and no I am not high.
First time at this website. Ctrl D for the Bookmark.

TRex @
4

I am sorry if I have exposed you all to undue suffering.

Please don’t sue our blog.

Thank you,
The Management

Don’t know. It would be an easy civil win and it’s a damn stong argument to overturn the first amendment.

Oy. I managed about 25 seconds. Now need a very strong drink. What losers.

The number of kittens killed in the making of that video made baby Jesus cry.

Oh Thanks for this, T-Rex. Watching this clip is like being in prep school in the late 80s all over again. It’s like being sucked back in time and stuck in the common room with some younger versions of these b*tches. I practically had a panic attack.

come on, that seriously can’t be comedy? They actually think that is funny? It was so full of hate and racism and they are proud of that?

I had to stop after 20 seconds. Is this a joke?

I could only listened to 44 seconds of this. Even that was too much to bear. Please don’t do this to us again.

I am trying to figure out why they thought that first bit was funny. Ok, so the point was that Ophra only had liberals on her show (a debateable point) until she finally invited Billo. Is that funny in and of itself? Or is the grown ups pretending to be little kids being talked to as if they were hopelessly backward (which certainly seemed to be the case) supposed to be funny?

Just to make sure that my funny-meter wasn’t skewed by my “liberal bias” I tried recasting the whole thing with a liberal slant. It was hard, but I decided that the examples would be what story doesn’t belong on Fox News then show, “911 Clinton’s Fault,” “Sadaam Hussien, World’s Most Evil Man,” or “Civil War in Iraq.”

Of course the answer is “Civil War in Iraq.” But then the whole analogy broke down because whereas Orpha did have Billo on, there would be no way in hell that Fox News would call a civil war for Iraq at least not until the WH told them they could.

In truth I did find the reversal a little more amusing but honestly not really funny even then.
These ladies definitely need to work on their material. Just my fair and balanced opinion.

Wow, that truly sucked.

Please go to The Taking Stock Web Comic for a mind cleanser.

Why I’m NOT a republican:

I can’t get past the skanky bitches.

Holy shit that is bad! Holy shit!

I am just stunned. That was so bad it leaves me stunned.

I couldn’t make it through that video. One minute and I was outta there. The comments are so much more enetertaining.

Entertaining! I am typoglycemic!

Well, this certainly explains why Dennis Miller’s career is in the tank. How low can you go Denny, three minutes of ranting at the end of Hannity and Combs every Friday. Not funny. Soooo…..Not funny.

Those women have absolutely NO IDEA what irony is, because they are conservative, and conservatism is antethetical to irony. Like seriously, they really dont get it. AT ALL.

Mommy, we’re going to take the tablecloth and chairs and make a big-top super komedy extravaganza kamp. Won’t that be scrummydidiliumptous? Can we borrow daddy’s super expensive video tape thingy and Billy’s kumpuder to make a funny video too?

omegachimp @ 191

RevDeb @ 93

everhopeful @ 88

OMG – I made it through about 2 minutes of that thing.

Has anybody sent that to Jon Stewart? Wouldn’t he have fun with it?

Keith would take it on for OddBall. That’s about where it belongs.

Are you guys kidding ?!? I never _ever_ want to see anything like that again. Thankfully, my cat slept through it.

Maybe that’s why my cat threw up right after I viewed the whole thing. Yuck.

Wow, I really can do no more than agree: that’s painfully sad.

It plays like a bad parody, but it isn’t. They’re actually trying to be funny. They actually think it is funny. It’s worse than SNL, for crying out loud, and that’s pretty bad.

It’s like a really bad (as opposed to just bad) public access show.

I must have done something really aweful in a past life.. This is truly estupido pendejo.