Login Here(Via Sadly, No!)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Conservative Comedy.
As TBogg says:
Jesus.
That just makes my ass bleed with sadness.
Shite and Onions!!By: TRex Thursday November 30, 2006 4:00 pm |
Shite and Onions!!By: TRex Thursday November 30, 2006 4:00 pm |
(Via Sadly, No!)
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Conservative Comedy.
As TBogg says:
Jesus.
That just makes my ass bleed with sadness.
Share This 
Spotlight
FITZ!
this video is horrible
omg.
I am sorry if I have exposed you all to undue suffering.
Please don’t sue our blog.
Thank you,
The Management
the first part scared one of my cats. he left
Sorry, I’m not watching this…life is hard enough without injecting ‘conservative comedy’ whatever the fuck that is when it’s at home into mine, anyway….
Watch it at your own risk. I believe the managment of FDL cannot be held responsible if you claw out your eyes or stick an ice-pick in your ears before this finishes.
You have been warned!!!
Shiites. The one’s who effectively destroyed Jimmy Carter’s presidency and traded with Reagan and North and Poindexter and the rest in weapons for hostages. Disgusting. I am PO’d.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 8
Yes, it’s true. I’m a sects-ist.
Lord. Save Us.
is this Fox’s new ‘teh daily show?’
I’ll never get those 60 seconds back (that’s all I could handle).
twolf1 @ 11
I’m not entirely sure from whence this stink-bomb emanates. I just know that it is evidence that pure evil walks the earth.
punaise @ 12
My contempt for Joe Lieberman will never subside.
I made it through almost 2 minutes. (My cats were already out of the room…) I think I deserve some sort of combat pay or something.
They can’t seriously think this is funny, can they? Oh. Rats. I used the “th” word (think) when talking about this fine example of the videographer’s art. Sorry. Obviously doesn’t apply…. Is this that Repug response to TDS that we hear rumblings of? Oh, please, let it be so…
TRex @ 13
Direct quote about this show - “A girls’ “Daily Show” with a conservative bent. Republican girls gone wild.”
OMG. This is for real?
Authoritarian Biatches need to mind their own business and keep their hands of my body. I certainly will keep my government off theirs despite the fact that they will show no appreciation for their freedom.
I guess none of them know anyone who was ever raped or abused. If they do they probably think it was the victim’s fault.
Makes me sick to my stomach.
Please, please use bad words and stuff. Just no more of this!
And we seem to have LOTS and LOTS of italics….
{Emily Latella voice} never mind…
Margot @
18
MWAA-HAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAA!!!
My evil plan is WORKING!!!
Marion in Savannah @
19
I fixed it.
That vid IS rude. But I like it.
Marion…se me at 18 Mwwwa ha ha!
Be warned - there are other ‘episodes’ floating around on the web.
they are considering it as an alternative to The Daily Show:
“Heard from Julia Gorin, one of the conservative comedians featured in Brian Anderson’s South Park Conservatives. She and a couple friends are pitching a show that would be an alternative to The Daily Show and they’ve got a sample up on You Tube. Ms Gorin’s own stand-up bit is very funny.”
“It’s like The Daily Show, only without the leftist slant and smarmy host…
…A personal favorite: “I understand why Hillary wants to run for President, but does it have to be of THIS country? I mean, why can’t she just do like the last time: move somewhere she’s never lived and run THERE?”
…here’s another post about it:
The America Show
The kids at Wonkette want to wish you a Happy National Meth Day.
I agree with Margot… Call me any name you want, insult my religion, call me out for a doofus comment, call my parentage into question, suggest I have carnal knowledge of myself, do your worst…
But for the love of mercy DON’T MAKE ME WATCH THIS EVER AGAIN. EVER. Please!
I’m sure a lot of us know a simpleton like her. She should team up to form a comedy team with the lady that runs Jesus Camp. They are naturals.
I’m listening to Condi on Hardball. On mute.
Are these the people that are going to do Fox’s Daily Show look alike?
This is about what I expect from Fox, though. Only with martial music and big WAR graphics.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Where did this come fom? I was out sick from work today. This didn’t help.
That is wrong on so many levels , I don’t know where to start!
Mind bleach, STAT!
I got through the first 51 seconds.
Assholes don’t make good comedians.
TRex @
14
ah yes. thanks for the reminder. yesterday mine was (exceptionally) directed at W.
TRex @ 25
Also known as Ted Haggard Day
I am appalled that they are making fun of the democratic values in the book (which are pretty universal and kick ass) and then saying the reasons that Mommy is republican is a long list of hateful things. Because daddy married mommmy, etc.
Must be Talibangelicals.
I hope nothing bad ever happens to them. Their heads would explode if they had to get an abortion or take money from the government to survive. It would be a pity if they burst into flames.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 28
Careful with that. She might actually start to make sense.
I have never experienced the ecstasy of meth.
I dunno. I think we’re going to need to do some testing.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 37
It makes you into a fundamentalist preacher who cheats on his wife with manwhores. Trust me. I learned the hard way.
TRex @ 38
I will hold the lighter fluid.
Oh. My. Gawd.
Wow.
I made it through two and a half excruciating minutes, but that was more than enough.
Where to start?
Anyone remember that feeling from grade school or high school when you were painfully, awfully embarrassed for the sake of someone else who was being SUCH a public idiot, in such epic proportions, that you just wanted the earth to open up and swallow them — because it was the most merciful thing possible? The most painful part was the person’s complete ignorance of the shamefulness of their own spectacle.
Yeah. Like that.
Those girls would ruin well written jokes. They have no sense of comedic timing. And they read lines stifly… woodenly, in fact.
AirportCat @ 30
I used to be 714 J G. Now I am 847 Z K. On the down wind. Turning to base. Cleared to land?
MsAnnaNOLA @ 35
It strikes me that this would be a GREAT place to start looking into an alternative home heating source. We’re resource-rich here in the South, and I for one would be delighted to ship as many as you need up to the colder climes…
Mrs. K8 @ 41
You hit it, exactly. Like that.
encephalopath @ 42
If these imbeciles get a show, I hope fox spends an ungodly amount of money promoting it and is goes down in flames very very quickly. That will be funny and it should provied many snarky moments for all so share.
Jesus. I lasted 26 seconds.
W.T.F.?
Man they sucked. Until they all had conservative womansex on that flag-draped table.
Then it got unhot.
Provide…typing too fast…must go to happy hour! This is NOLA after all and there is a thunderstorm and it is Thursday!
Will this video be included in the GOP’s proposed Fetal Pain law?
every time I watch it I fetal pain
twolf1 @ 49
Every time I watch it I feel shockingly little.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 43
The ILS, the REILs, and the PAPIs are all OTS, 18L/36R is CLSD UFN, but if you have the runway in sight, your cleared for the visual on 36L. Use caution for contractors fixin’ stuff all over the airfield, and the FBO is in the FEMA trailer next to what’s left of the Terminal.
Festivus!!
oh, wait,…..Natl Meth Day, you say?
(deep breaths, deep breaths)….I get a little over-excited at the holidays and,…hang on, I think people are looking in my windows…
brb
I’m with punaise. That is so painfully unfunny I couldn’t stand more than a minute. Gah.
It’s not like the Daily Show doesn’t make fun of liberals; they make fun of everything. John Stewart himself has pointed out that the Republicans being in power just gives him so much more ammunition to use on them.
I think part of the reason the Daily Show and the Colbert Report have done so well is their wild unpredictability (especially Colbert). You kind of know where Colbert is going with some of his schtick, at least, but I know I’ve always found where he ends up very surprising. Very good free associators on that writing staff, that’s for sure. These ladies, on the other hand, are definitely from that group of people that think just referencing things is funny.
Perhaps the reason Bill O has never been on Oprah is because he’s an incredibly hostile blowhard who’s barely more potty trained in a conversation than Bush Jr. Whereas George Clooney is charming. And smart. And usually good for at least a couple good dry chuckle jokes.
OMGOMGOMG.
Nonononono.
Now I have to clean the pity off my screen. That stuff is icky.
I watched the whole thing, before reading this thread, and enjoyed it. Now you’re telling me it WASN’T a spoof? Sheesh! I need a brain transplant.
Then there is the whole matter of that woman’s (and I use the word “woman” lightly — she seems too juvenile for the term) voice register.
She’s shrieking at a level that sounds just under glass-shattering high-C, and with a timbre that could peel paint.
It made my blood run cold, like fingernails on a blackboard. And this is coming from someone who is increasingly hard-of-hearing in the higher tone range.
Jezzus! That was awful! Couldn’t get beyond those two on the floors playing charades?
twolf1 @ 16
“Republican girls gone wild.” I wouldn’t have believed that four words could so freeze my heart with terror. Isn’t that phrase in Revelation somewhere? Something about Republican girls gone wild and riding a pale horse?
Oklahoma kiddo @
43
752AA. Entering your space.
So the live blogging of Keith’s next SC is going to be permanently associated with this drek? How insulting.
AirportCat @ 51
Roger. I’m at three hundred on the final for the active. Good day.
rumi @ 52
Yeah, National Meth Day starts today, but we’re not expecting it to really go away until at least Sunday.
Margot @
18
guffaw
Balrog @ 59
Is that a heavy?
speaking of the daily show:
Major Staff Shakeup At The Daily Show…
And HAWT!!!
TRex @ 62
Spic ‘n’ Span party at TRex’s!
Balrog!!! Great to see you!
TRex @ 66
Yeah, I saw that he’s People’s Sexiest Man Alive this year. But what happens next year? Does he cease to be sexy? Does he cease to be alive? I just never grokked this business.
Balrog, honey, don’t go! I’ve missed you quite a bit these last few weeks.
I read your comment last night. I grok the no one responding thing, I still get that after all this time. But then I realized it’s not all about me, so I just say my thing and go back to lurking and reading and laughing and occasionally trying to flummox punaise. Happened exactly once, because his radar was jammed.
I really don’t want you to go. You’re such a part of the community now. Pwetty Pwease?
twolf1 @ 65
OOOH!! OOOOH!! HIRE ME!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Shhhhh. Tom Watson is watching.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 64
If that’s the one coming in from Heathrow, it ain’t heavy, it’s TRex’s brother.
Mommybrain @ 71
What she said. Twice.
TRex @
39
Ohhh. Tell us a good story Uncle TRex.
TRex @ 62
That sounds completely reasonable to me.
…got any gum?…cards?…dice?…dominoes?…an encyclopedia, maybe?
heh, the “sects-ist” tag was a literary howler
TRex @ 72
I could see this, actually. Jon might come off a little more aggressive, but it might be worth it to see him…oh, say, bite Ken Mehlman’s head off.
I’ll echo the Balrog shout-outs.
OT - Abortion pill thwarts breast cancer gene
EvilDrPuma @
72
Hence some hastily deletion. The LAST thing I want to see tonight is his gray Volvo in the FDL driveway.
Go to the page on YouTube - http://abc.net.au/science/sleep/facts.htm - nothing but Kudos for this … thing.
This is hilarious! What do we have to do to get this on TV? When will conservatives have a program we can finally watch?
This is great - I love to see someone sticking it to the liberals and being funny at the same time! Keep up the good work! I loved the why mommy is a republican bit, but to be fair, the scripture tells us that mommy is a republican because daddy is! (Ephesians 5:22-23)
I lasted about 15 seconds. My first wince was at :03.
it made my dogs cry…. literally. I had to shut it off because they were freaking out….
Gore, Gore, Gore. Clark, Clark. Clark!
twolf1 @ 80
Ssshhh…. Listen…. can you hear it…. Repug heads exploding in the distance….
I love George Clooney and his pa.
and KO, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Penn, Bono, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, and Jimmy Carter and Al Gore.
Marion in Savannah @ 85
Another positive side-effect of the pill
OMG - I made it through about 2 minutes of that thing.
Has anybody sent that to Jon Stewart? Wouldn’t he have fun with it?
Mommybrain tower… 857 ZK:
I’ve got him.
everhopeful @ 87
Nuh-uh.
That would be tantamount to sending him Anthrax in the mail.
Marion in Savannah @ 84
It won’t make any difference to them.
TRex @ 90
But what about a “good Republican” like Mr. Colbert? I’m sure he’d appreciate the artistry…
Oklahoma kiddo @ 64
You bet! Cessna 152.
Thank God it was spin rated…
everhopeful @ 88
Keith would take it on for OddBall. That’s about where it belongs.
Today is meth day (and apparently horrifying video day). Tomorrow - Possible-Qaeda-Financial-Cyber-Attack Day
Balrog –
Let me join in the chorus of those asking you to stay.
Even though I’ve been around the Lake for a very, very long time I still run into the situation you described.
Because of my health situation and the time limitations it causes, there may be four or five days that pass without my being able to make any remarks in the threads, and then sometimes I can only post a couple of comments at a time. There are plenty of instances where pretty much nobody takes notice of me, mostly because folks have a couple of ongoing conversations happening, but not because anyone is trying to be rude.
If I feel lonely because of that (and that can happen because being pretty much an invalid most of the time can be “lonely-making” at times) and have the time to engage further, then I make it a point to repeatedly address individual posters on what’s of interest to them until I get some sort of response from someone.
But when I don’t have time to do that, I’ve learned not to feel bad at all. I know it’s a real community here, one which uplifts me even if I only have time to lurk or if no one notices my remarks.
I know it has nothing to do with me personally.
{{{Jeez, I mean, I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with me personally.}}}
;-)
I really hope you stick around and comment to your heart’s desire. What you say is interesting to me, even if I don’t have the momentary wherewithal to respond.
:-)
Why aren’t these women over in Iraq, protecting our freedoms?
RDosser @ 81
The moment I hear the words “the scripture tells us” I have seizures. Kind of like what watching that crap induced. But a question: I thought Rush, Hannity, et al were supposed to be “funny,” in a cruel, bullying nasty way. Is the commenter saying they aren’t funny? Funny, how? What has this person been watching, if he doesn’t have anything conservative to watch?
If that’s the one coming in from Heathrow, it ain’t heavy, it’s TRex’s brother.
Oh, Mommybrain, thanks for that laugh-out-loud goodness.
Wow. Makes me wanna watch michael richards (who likely is in negociations with Fox as I type this).
Shite n’ Onions is the name of a good compilation album of Irish punk rock. I saw the title of this post, and my first thought was “Oh, good - music!”
I was sorely disappointed…
A very Merry Christmas… Mrs.K8.
.
I HOPE THEY DIDN’T SPILL THEIR COFFEE ON THE FLAG AS THE DESECRATED IT BY IMPROPERLY CONSTRUCTING IT WITH A BAND OF BLUE AND STARS AND IMPROPERLY DISPLAYING AS A TABLE CLOTH.
.
Countdown with Keith Olbermann starts right now.
Can’t wait for the Special Comment!
goatsage @ 96
Would you trust any of these people with a loaded weapon?
OT: This is rich.
I suspect that most of the self-reported violations are trivial to begin with. Don’t seriously believe for a second that Holy Joe Lieberman will be sending Dangerstein over to cop a plea on the slush fund.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 83
Yes!
protected static @ 100
It’s from Ulysses by James Joyce.
I think it may be my favorite literary reference of all time.
goatsage @ 96
Now that’s funny.
Numb-nutz. Thankyou, Danny.
Mommybrain @ 73
badump- bump, pish!
I’m sure those gals have determined my love of my country ‘doesn’t count’ somehow, but in my opinion of their using the American Flag as a tablecloth is just plain wrong.
protected static @ 101
If it’s music you want check out Donita on Friday afternoons. Great stuff. We’re all sorry you’re disappointed.
patrick rex @ 110
She’ll be here all week!!
Try the veal, it’s delicious.
cargocult @ 111
There’s no way this bit of desecration is going anywhere after Wal-Mart got away with selling flag diapers.
Bush says Iraqi PM Maliki needs to do some “Hard Work.”
LOL. Maybe he could invite the dude down to the “ranch” to help clear some brush.
TRex @ 114
Oh, Gawd… Now you’re going to call PETA down on us… (but the veal is delicious… try the piccata)
Oklahoma kiddo @ 102
Thank you, dear heart. I wish you and your family all the blessings of the season, too!
[And now I’m off to walk the pupster through the neighborhood on our nifty new hands-free leash. Hope to be back in time for the Special Comment.]
OK, the repubs may get away with violating the geneva convention and wrecking the constitution, but this has crossed a line. This is just so sick… It has to be from another planet. Westchester maybe. At least their parents were married, I mean… oh I’m so confused… T bogg, how do you stop it, is it lethal? Oh I feel faint…