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Dear Republican Party:
Try spending more time on your own problems -- you know, like the sort that lead to big Bush donors being sentenced to 27 months in the federal penitentiary, and then a subsequent 18 years in the state pen -- and less time diving into women's private underwear drawers.
Perhaps it is just me, but stealing from and defrauding the public of millions of dollars is a bit more important than what some woman may or may not be doing in the privacy of her own bedroom.
And I'd appreciate it if we could all keep it that way...since consenting adults have been doing the bedroom thing since Adam and Eve first conceived Cain and Abel. How about we get our heads out of someone else's coochie and back into the business of actually governing -- at least in the public square? This whole GOP obsession with controlling women's sex lives and reproductive choices is really getting creepy. Please, Republicans, stop stalking what goes on behind everyone else's closed doors.
Best,
Women Who Think Their Panties Are NUNYA (as in nunya bizness!)
PS -- What in the hell? Is this some sort of cry for help or some deep-seated need for a public spanking? You decide...
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WHEEEE!!!!
near zed!
FITZ!
Not that he has anything to do with this thread
Tis Abel, Christy.
LHP at 3 — I think if Fitz had been in my panty drawer at some point, I would have remembered it. *G*
Christy Hardin Smith @ 5
Laughing too hard to type!
Thanks, angie. The Peanut is learning how to use scissors today as we play with construction paper…and I’m a bit preoccupied. Will fix it.
Doughy Pantload pretty much sums it up.
Christy Hardin Smith @ 5
ROTFLMAO!
Floozy patch?
All this talk of Fitz and lingerie…I have to go take a cold shower now.
OT - But came across this on Americablog. This little clip should be shown on the evening news and thrown in the face of anyone who says we should stay in Iraq to successfully complete our “mission”
I am stunned and sickened…
http://americablog.blogspot.co.....owers.html
Jonah the Doughy One is merely indulging in “sour grapes”, bemoaning the existence of said patches whilst desperately wishing a patch-wearer would wave one in his direction.
Ah, how those horribly sour grapes must taste!!
Don’t get me started on Cain & Able ….. Cain kills Able. That leaves Him and Adam & Eve.
“logic ? we don’t need no stinkin’ logic”
COLORADO BOB at 14 — I once made a Sunday School teacher cry trying to get her to explain to me where Cain’s wife came from if he was Adam and Eve’s child, and they were the first people, and yet…he had this wife.
O.o
My parents were told to make me stop asking difficult questions. SIGH
dab from CT @ 12
That was sickening and sadistic and cruel.
Try spending more time on your own problems — you know, like the sort that lead to big Bush donors being sentenced to 27 months in the federal penitentiary, and then a subsequent 18 years in the state pen – and less time diving into women’s private underwear drawers
Maybe we could send Goopers FDL thongs for holiday presents…
OT — just realized that my son must have been Christmas List “shopping” at Amazon.com last night…the Amazon ads at the right of the page are all LEGO Star Wars items. Must be time to clear the cache. I can only imagine the squealing that will happen when he discovers I’ve purged his shopping list and favorites from my Amazon account.
On the otherhand, if I leave it, it will eventually tell me which is his most desired LEGO item. Hmm.
Christy Hardin Smith @ 15
When I was in Catholic school I got into a similar discussion. My theory was that this was where evolution kicked in. Cain’s wife was the missing link- See, it all works together?
I thought that was pretty good for a third grader.
Translated to plain English - OMG, if women know how their bodies work and how to prevent unwanted pregnancy, they’re harder to manipulate!
Seriously, why is anyone stupid enough to pay the Doughy Pantload for writing? This must be that wingnut welfare I keep hearing about.
oangie @ 9
Hee, hee, hee - oh dear - had me laughing so much someone here at the clinic looked in to make sure I wasn’t choking.
Bless you, Christy.
TheOtherWA @ 20
And as opposed to the crass commercialization of erectile disfunction meds?????
Why is it always the right wing MEN that bloviate about my punanda? We should start a War on Sexual Repression.
Christy I sent you an email. Current events about a half hour old.
looseheadprop @ 22
It’s not the same thing ;)
looseheadprop @ 22
Excellent point. Will the Korner Kids now whine about those ads?
LHP at 19 — omg — we are the same third grade child. ;-)
angie @ 16
Particularly since it involves water & children
Obviously they skipped the “winning hearts and minds seminar”
Clean water and children.
How twisted– and he’s gonna come home one day, if he’s lucky. I wonder if he’s a father himself or if he’ll be one someday and remember his cruelty?
dab at 28 — I just want to say that, in my family, if you did something like that to a little kid — or anyone for that matter — one of the adults in the family would pick you up and shake the living shit out of you. For good reason. Mean people suck.
My gramma had a word like Nunya. Her word was “ten-yer” as in “ten-yer own affairs.” Worked like a charm, although I recall my confusion upon first hearing, in later life, the prized academic concept “tenure” mentioned in polite company in a completely unrelated context than that Mimi used.
Ten-yer own affairs, panty-sniffing goopers. There’s lots to fix in your drawer before you attend to mine. And hers.
Re that clip with the kids running after the water, I bet if it ran on the nightly news there would be a firestorm of complaints about them showing it because it denigrated the troops.
Same people bitched about the Rodney King video because it showed our glorious brave policemen in a negative light and hurt their morale.
*uckers
Is this some sort of … deep-seated need for a public spanking?
You’ve nailed it, Christy . . .
All of the wingnuts want to be spanked — really, really hard — with the hardwood yardstick — by their 3rd grade teacher — wearing that special costume she wore on Halloween . . .
The rest is best left to the imagination . . .
jeffreyw at 32 — don’t confuse some sadistic fucks for the whole of any organization. I know a number of decent, hard-working, very dedicated and lovely human beings who are police officers and military personnel. Do not make the same mistake that the folks who refuse to look at bad about them make — there is also good. Things are rarely all one side or the other, and it is a good thing to remember that.
The guy in the video, though? Major asshole.
Green Beens @ 23
And why are they always bloviating about your punanda on the verandah??
Tbogg has more on Pantload. it’s teh funny.
Written during Battlestar Galactica commercial breaks
Seeking Assistant Pantload:
Help Wanted [Jonah Goldberg]
I’m gonna need a meticulous, smart, diligent intern/assistant type to help me with the house-cleaning on my manuscript.
snip
read the rest.
http://tbogg.blogspot.com/
Busted at 36 — Uh. Mah. Gawd. TBogg is my hero.
Re that hideous video on Americcablog:
Seems to me that Jesus had a LOT to say about not giving thirsty people water. It was Jesus’ most important criterion for sorting out the just from the unjust.
“You that are accursed, depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels; for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not give me clothing, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.”
Some folks were not paying attention in Sunday School, unlike Christie.
Jonah is a bonehead, but I absolutely will say that wearing your birth control patch where every potential date can see it is soooooo tacky. Didn’t we all know girls like this in college (and I went to college before the advent of the floozypatch) - girls who would be sitting in a campus cafe and suddenly - OOPS - their birth control pills would tumble out of their backpacks and land in the middle of a gaggle of fraternity boys?
jeffreyw @ 32
Maybe some would, but never know until you try. Lots of decent folks out there, you might be pleasantly surprised. I think they might say, “Get our kids out of there, it’s turning them in monsters.” Can/should we try to arrange it?
Christy Hardin Smith @ 34
Agreed, major asshole. By comment wasn’t about the character of soldiers in general, nor of the police qua police. Merely that there are folks who will defend even the bad apples because they are a member of a respected class. If a society denigrates good plumbing, saying it is a lowly occupation, and lauds poor philosophies because learned pontificating is seen to be in a class of things better by definition than manual labor, then neither its theories nor its pipes will hold water.
Just sayin
Sparkles the Iguana @ 39
It’s a cascading event: If they didn’t wear low-rise jeans we wouldn’t see their thongs, if they didn’t wear thongs we wouldn’t see the patch.
And we would all be much, much poorer for it…
Sparkles at 39 — um…no, knew none of those. But then again, I went to a women’s college and we would have laughed at someone that idiotic.
egregious @ 11
Is there that much cold water in the world?
sigh.
-S
hey, bush was in a tunic (dress) last week, anyone have the link to a picture?
Probably best to stay away from the MAIN topic of this thread- but has anyone else noticed that the “Go Long” plan bein kicked around appears ta be a total shuck? The idea seems ta be- send MORE troops there for a couple of months to hide the fact that we’re really WITHDRAWING!
Sounds strange- but that’s the plan Stan…
Christy Hardin Smith @ 43
In Williamstown, this happened. No laughing, lotsa dates.
there you go again, Christy: pantificating :~)
-ck- @
33
noooooooooooo…please!!
HotFlash says
November 21st, 2006 at 11:10 am*
“Maybe some would, but never know until you try. Lots of decent folks out there, you might be pleasantly surprised. I think they might say, “Get our kids out of there, it’s turning them in monsters.” Can/should we try to arrange it?”
Can we spotlight Youtube? Dunno. Maybe the AmBlog entry itself? Seems worth a try.
TeddySanFran @ 47
How many Williams boys used BC pills? Or were you there after 1972, when the Williams women used them? Or are you accusing Smith girls of this kind of behavior?
perris @ 45
here ya go
http://www.airamerica.com/madd.....hdress.jpg
4. Go home NOW.
This needs to be mainstreamed as an option, augmenting the current three (long, big, home). Only by debating “Troops Home NOW” will we succeed in moving the debate to rationality — and to what the American people want.
America voted. We were way past Murtha a year ago. We are way past waiting. Troops Home NOW.
PS. Omg. Hearts and minds indeed. I watched until the bitter end, seeing the intrepid runner denied his h20 by other, bigger boys — I wonder whether he’s even able to find his way home, dehydrated and far into another gang’s territory.
Alison @ 51
Bicentennial class ‘76; first men admitted knowingly to a co-ed class.
OT– You should hear dubya butcher Gemayel’s name, but here’s what the ding dong said:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200.....us_lebanon
perris– go here and scroll down; watertiger’s got some doozies!
http://derenegade.blogspot.com/
Bush Sr. in the middle east is stunned by the hatred of his son expressed by middle eastern business people..
Clusterfuck- did what no other american was able to do- makes his old man look good (by comparison).
Patrick 4/4 @ 42
Who was it who said that the thong is like a superhighway for bacteria to travel from your *cough* arse-exit to your breeding entryway? Ok, not in those exact words, but still. I read a little book about bacteria travel and this was in it.
Bottom line: thongs are nasty.
Christy Hardin Smith @ 27
Even more weird. I never told that story to Littleprop. Got a note home (I thin second grade) about Lettelprop thingking Cain had married a monkey.
Marshall Wittmann and Lieberman - together at last.
http://www.myleftnutmeg.com/frontPage.do
Lieberman Announces Appointment of New Senate Communications Director Marshall Wittmann
Senator lauds Wittmann’s diverse background, independence
WASHINGTON
- Senator Joe Lieberman (ID-CT) announced today he has appointed Marshall Wittmann, formerly a Senior Fellow at the Democratic Leadership Council (DLC) and Communications Director to Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), to replace Senate Communications Director Casey Aden-Wansbury, who left Lieberman’s office last month to join the Children’s Defense Fund (CDF).
“There is no better person to take the helm during this new time in my Senate career than Marshall,” Lieberman said. ” Marshall has been a trusted outside advisor to me for some time now and I’m glad he will be bring his experience and wisdom to my staff. Those qualities, along with his independence and diverse background, make him the ideal captain of my new Senate Communications team.”
Wittmann, a registered Independent, has a Bachelors degree in Elementary Education and a Masters degree in Social Work from the University of Michigan. Since 2004, he has been a Senior Fellow at the DLC. Prior to that, he served as Communications Director to Sen. McCain from 2002-2004. From 2000-2002, Wittmann was a Senior Fellow at the Hudson Institute. (Colin notes: Current Hudson scholars include Norman Podhoretz and Scooter Libby.) During the 1990’s, Wittmann did stints as Legislative Director for both the Heritage Foundation and the Christian Coalition. A native of Waco, Texas, Wittmann began his career by working as a social worker in Ann Arbor ,Michigan.
“It is both an honor and a privilege to have this opportunity to join Senator Lieberman’s staff,” Wittmann said. “The people of Connecticut and indeed all of America are fortunate to have his independent leadership in the Senate. I look forward to being part of his team.”
Christy Hardin Smith @ 43
Oh, we were laughing.
*xyz @ 59
Rover sends his RGJoe-minder in.
Sparkles the Iguana @ 57
It’s the Infection Superhighway, and Al Gore invented it.
But since we’re talking thongs, it has to be said: I blame Clinton.
Dangerous discussion. Guess I’ll go outside an see if there are any guys grillin meat out there.
rwcole @ 63
LOL!
Christy: heads up, Levin on Gates to date…
Still have work to do on this one.
rwcole @ 63
And if that’s not a euphemism, nothing is.
TeddySanFran @ 47
Are ollege boys REALLY that shallow and desperate? Oh wait, what am I saying?
Marshall Wittman is a blight on my alma mater.
Twisted Martini @ 68
Everything Whitman wrote was a floozy patch, and Joe was more than happy to snap his thong.
angie @ 64
“I don’t want to work
I just want to bang on the drum all day”
What is in the air today? Everybody’s doin the double entendre, whether they meant to or not!
I think Christy tapped a nerve with that graphic. (laughing and shaking head)
Patrick 4/4 @ 62
As I said above: Send Goopers FDL thongs as holiday presents–and blame Clinton.
Patrick 4/4 @ 69
he’s a dipthong
Christy Hardin Smith @ 15
Younger egrDaughter used to ask the minister such questions, age 8-9. She just wanted to know.
Apparently you didn’t stop asking the difficult questions if you went on to become a prosecutor!
zig repair
Folks: Sorry about me in #72. I forgot about the ziggurats.
Biodun @ 76
Look again: that’s not a ziggurat - it’s a thong!
Edit: If you tilt your head sideways.
Punaise at #75–thanks! Zip repair?
Christy Hardin Smith @ 27
Imagine if we’d all gone to school together.
Trouble!!
As a casual aside and saved from complete non-sequitur only by Christy’s link to Digby where Tristero is the featured poster; there is a rabid discussion heating up at Wiki as to whether or not to merge the article for “The Courier’s Tale” into the article for “The Crying of Lot 49“
Don’t miss out doggies! Get it while it’s hot!
*xyz @ 59
Why is Lieberman announcing the Senate’s Communications Director? And why does Whittman say he’s on Lieberman’s staff?
I’m confused…
My problem with difficult questions happened during confirmation classes in the local Lutheran Church. I absolutely could not beleive that only those people in our one small church were positively going to heaven. All those other churches were bad, and I was not supposed to even step into another Church. How they be so evil going to church, I asked. Didn’t jesus love everybody?
Could not, would not, refused to agree with this. The Minister was not happy with me and sent me home early. Which immediately caused me to try the same thing the next time. Didn’t work.
Christy Hardin Smith @ 43
Sadly, there were a few of these at my women’s college (just down the road from Ms. Hardin Smith’s), but they tended to be the ones who still thought of college as a spouse procurement venue.
TeddySanFran @ 47
Drop your birth control pills at a Dartmouth frat back in my day (when Trex’s cousins roamed the earth), and you would have needed a chisel to pry them from the beer-crusted floor.
Anyone who thinks evidence of birth control usage qualifies as an invitation needs to get out of his basement soonest.
Hah Hah Hah, difficult questions.
Sex Ed, Catholic Parochial school.
Trying to find out what “it” was called.
Poor lady, couldn’t figure out what we were trying to identify.
(P*nis)
Finally had to point at my crotch. ROFLMAO,
EVERYONE was blushing.
dab from CT @ 81
This shows why he needed a new communications director. He’s replacing Lieberman’s former CD, not the Senate’s (as a body).
Bustednuckles @ 84
It’s called The Devil’s Drill Bit.
Not that it matters, really. I was just concerned that somehow Lieberman was in charge of the Senate Communications Department - which would be rubbing salt in the wound.
Wasn’t Whittman one of the DLC f*ckwits who supported Lieberman in the general election? Funny how that payback thing works…
dab at 87 — Wittman used to work with Ralph Reed at the Christian Coalition before he became a DLC boy. Imagine, if you will, the snarky goodness that this could be…and I thought Katherine Harris’ loss was going to cut back on snarky goodness. Oh, how wrong I was…
dab from CT @ 87
Yep. He’s one of those sensible Dems, who doesn’t actually support other Dems or Democratic policies.
Hmm- This Wittman apparently is an ex Trotskyite Jew who is an ex spokesperson for the Christian Coalition.
Must be a method actor.
Heh. Saw that the Bullshit Moose has bid adieu from his blog. Guess after Dangerstein’s most excellent blog adventure Joe is being twice shy after being charred once.
Bullshit Moose bids farewell…
Wittman also worked fer McCain- once ya learn ta be a spokesperson- well ya can be a spokesperson for damned near anything!
egregious at 79 - “Imagine if we’d all gone to school together.”
This reminded me of how odd it felt to be the lone questioner all those years. Wish some of you had been in classes with me back then. And all those years of going to church three times on Sunday and every Wednesday night? The questions reverberated in my head but I dare not voice them.
Christy Hardin Smith @ 88
And formerly on McCain’s staff. Clearly a man who has strong beliefs and principles.
Oh lordy, please let Whitman and Lieberman start referring to themselves in the third person at all times.
It’ll be like having Karl Malone back in the NBA.
Wittman’s business card–shows a knight shaped chess piece :
“Have Mouth- Will Travel Reads the Card of a Man”
Bustednuckles @ 84
I went to a Catholic HS too. It merged with what had been an all boys school. The baseball coach was the fist teacher to try to teach a co-ed health class with the sex ed component. Interestingly, it covered every form of birth control available in the US and a couple of things only done in Europe or USSR.
My class was full of jocks, normally hound daogs. After the live birth film, (it was a really gory delivery) they started getting all weepy about what there mothers had gone through.
Nooky rate went WAY down at my school for a couple months after that. It was kinda sweet.
Poor coach though, the strain and embarassment of it all drove him to drink.
“The Moose has tremendously enjoyed musing, observing and holding forth on the issues of the day.”
Wow, in one sentence he refers to himself in the third person and then goes on to describe the act of writing in his blog three different ways just to fill up space.
Patrick 4/4 @ 96
Karl Malone does not appreciate that comment.
LHP at 12:05,
This wasn’t high school. It was FOURTH GRADE!!!
“Karl Malone does not appreciate that comment.”
Karl is not amused.
in the digby article, I like it when he refers to the anti-choice side as the “forced childbirth” side
I’m starting to lose faith in America if wingnuts keep writing crap like this. It’s unbelievable.
I guess they think the rest of us are as dumb as they are.
“How about we get our heads out of someone else’s coochie and back into the business of actually governing — at least in the public square?”
Wow. Haven’t tried that one–well, since birth I guess. Though we might just have found the explaination for Bolton’s toupee.
What I couldn’t get my young head around was how a Christian could ever kill someone. Either they were killing a fellow believer (a “brother or sister” in Christ) OR they were killing an unbeliever and sending them to hell and weren’t we supposed to be converting them and sending them on up to heaven on that particular gravy train. It seemed terribly illogical and inconsistent to the young me.
A new Democracy Corps poll finds that, in conservative-held congressional districts nationwide, “liberals” and “progressives” are viewed more favorably than Rush Limbaugh. On a scale of warm (100) to cold (0), here was the breakdown: progressives 45.0; liberals 40.1; Rush Limbaugh 33.0.
(Via Think Progress) My bold.
Heh. “Them steenky libruls are lookin better since that Rush feller stopped carryin water. He musta been stealin it from their bath houses, yuk yuk, you know whudimean.”
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