(1) FexEx gets divorce text. Calls his lawyer. Said lawyer assures him that the pre-nup is airtight.

(2) FedEx, wearing his manpris, hatches an evil plan: Screw that bitch, I can make the same amount of money that B.S. has from selling this four hour sex tape in three segments (I heard offers as much as $50 million)

(3) B.S. decides she would rather kill her image than see FedEx and his manpris make any more money off her. Tells the world the tape exists (doh, oops, shouldn’t have said that part) and that she will give it away for free (mixed metaphors for the win).

(4) B.S.’s mom, who runs her life, can’t bear the thought of her life’s work running down Brittney’s leg, tells B.S. to fork over the hush money to FedEx.

Who does the tape release damage? Certainly not FedEx, publicity doesn’t know the bounds of decency. It definitely damages B.S. and her future career(s) as well as being hyper embarassing. Who in their right mind would want to be seen fucking FedEx?

And that is why I don’t want our forigen policy looking like the B.S. / FedEx breakup. Oh wait, just kidding, it already does.

That label is to be a hit with the spam eating trailer trash type.

My old boss grew up in a trailer on the side of a mountain in West Virginia. She actually told of eating spam, and butter beans on toast, and welsh rarebit. She’s one of the best people I ever met. Her birthday is this week, and I need to send her a card. I’m sure she’d love your assessment of her.

We liberals should really drop all use of the insult “white trash”. You all know as well as I do that this insult is aimed at poor white people. These are people we should try to ally ourselves with, just as we do other underprivileged groups in society. But instead, because of their political position, we heap all the scorn we have on them.

And I’m with you, Joe.

Chris Matthews asked tonight how long a “honeymoon” the Dems Should get before we should start expecting some results. One would think he could at least wait until the Dems are, you know, actually IN OFFICE. You think?

hasn’t the DOW jumped up over 350 points since the Dems won the House and Senate? what more does Tweety need?

Oh man, this post reminds me of trying to watch AMA last night. I was pretty surprised by the *snore* quality of it all. I mean the state of this country is even more appalling when we have these tepid acts to entertain the masses. Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, are all just “safe” postergirls for the Heimatland. Even the “sex” lacks any quality of “sexiness” IMHO. Give me some Mission of Burma or something! Man, I want a return to humanity.

Sorry, TRex. Not me on this one. :o)

It’s double-standard on the face of it.

Federline IS a no-talent POS. And given his track record as a “dad”, he’s almost certainly using the custody cudgel to try to beat some money out of Britney.

Given that, this happens all the time, in the other direction, where some cute, mindless, fluff, hooks up with a celeb, signs THEIR pre-nup, and then, when the marriage goes south, does everything she can to break the pre-nup and milk him dry.

When that happens, we generally get: “You go, girl…he’s got plenty; sock it to him.”

As you have noted; Britney’s pole-dancing is a cut above her vocal…talents.

And you left out where, at the American Music Awards, they did a little skit with a Federline lookalike, nailed up into a crate, and dropped into the ocean. How’s that for fatcat celebs sticking together to trash an “ex”?
In this day, with Britney doing some of the “presenting” at the awards, you gotta wonder what that little piece of theater might have cost her. :o)

At this point, regarding the alledged sex tape of their honeymoon…activities…we don’t know if one actually exists, or not, but with this pair, there’s a pretty good chance of it. And if there is, it’s just one more piece of evidence that this was a match made IN tinseltown, BY a couple of low-talent tinseltowners, FOR a couple of low-talent tinseltowners.

The whole thing looks to be about as wide as it is long, to me.