Funny, it's starting to look like being a screeching Reich Wing harpy doesn't come with the same set of blanket immunities and free passes that it used to.  Not only do both Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter share a colorist and perhaps a Clydesdale or two in their respective family trees, now they have something even more exciting in common.  They're both in deep shit with the law!

First, from the Palm Beach Post, where it appears someone on the editorial board is getting a little fed up with Ann Coulter's continued efforts to stall the investigation into her attempt to vote in the wrong precinct earlier this year:

Address remains mystery

In a Nov. 2 letter to the state attorney's office, Elections Supervisor Arthur Anderson said Coulter and her attorney have not been forthcoming about where she really lives.

Anderson wrote to State Attorney Barry Krischer:

Indeed, her attorney has even refused to provide my office with any form of written documentation, and has only responded by having Ms. Coulter's address protected from public information.

Here's the part that will really hack you off:

Ms. Coulter registered in our office on October 10, 2006, as a participant in the Address Confidentiality Program (ACP).

OK. Now I'm steamed.

The Address Confidentiality Program, passed by the legislature last year, is designed to keep private the addresses of FBI agents, police officers, correction workers and victims of domestic violence.

And certain very, very special little girls named Ann who always get what they want.

But not for long.

Krischer spokesman Mike Edmondson said the state attorney's office can't do anything about the voting fraud thing until law enforcement investigates.

Krischer has asked Anderson to hand things over to Palm Beach police.

Whoo-hoooo!!  Hey, Ann, I saw a Jimmy Choo pump earlier this fall that would accessorize PERFECTLY with a pair of handcuffs.  I bet we can still find a pair of 11's somewhere.  You down?  I can look on line if you don't want to have to deal with the hassle at the mall.  No, really!  I don't mind!  Are you sure?  Oh, right, right!  I'm sorry.  10 and a halfs, riiiiiight.  I don't think Jimmy Choo makes half-sizes, honey.  (You know, I bet you wouldn't be so mean if you'd just go ahead and get the shoes that fit.  You're gonna get bone spurs or something.)

Is it the money, Ann?  I know your last book didn't sell as well as you'd hoped.  And all those legal fees have got to be racking up.  You want me to get you the shoes for your birthday in December?  What are you turning this year, 72?

But anyway, downward to Laura Ingraham, or as I like to call her, It's Not Just a Radio Show, It's A Disorder™.  Here's a woman who is so eager to snatch the Reich Wing Blonde Princess of Power tiara from Ann Coulter's head that her fingers twitch in her sleep.  She who believes that '24' is real, dammit, and that Jack Bauer works for Homeland Security.  She who spent six days in Iraq and immediately anointed herself an authority on Middle Eastern affairs, accusing the real journalists in Iraq of being cowards and using her experiences to remind American voters how glad we should be that we're not being met at the polls by snipers, for god's sake!  Or at least, that's what she was saying today to justify her election day shenanegans, remember them?  In case you need a refresher, let's go to Media Matters:

Ingraham encourages listeners to jam phone lines of Democratic voter assistance hotline

As the weblog Firedoglake first noted,

HOLLAAAAAAAAA!!!  (ahem)

during the November 7 edition of her nationally syndicated talk radio show, Laura Ingraham urged listeners to jam the phone lines of 1-888-DEM-VOTE, a voter assistance hotline sponsored by the Democratic Party. Ingraham stated: "I want you to call it and I want you tell us what you get when you call 1-888-DEM-VOTE. They're on top of all of the shenanigans at the polling stations. One problem: you can't get through." Minutes later, while talking with a listener who called the hotline, Ingraham said: "Let's keep 'dem' lines ringing." Ingraham, a frequent Fox News contributor, is scheduled to appear on the November 7 edition of Fox News' Your World with Neil Cavuto.

Yup.  Brownshirted trollop.

Gavin?  Don't you have something you want to share with the class?

Ingraham’s performance was particularly Republican in that, once her flying radio monkeys had jammed the line, she went all cackly at the recorded ‘please stay on the line’ messages, claiming that the Democrats couldn’t even set up a hotline properly.

Here’s Senator Pat Leahy calling for a federal investigation of Ingraham’s phone-jamming stunt (audio clip).

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Enjoy it, Laura, this may be the only time in your life that a sitting US Senator ever addresses you by name except to say, "Your money's on the dresser, Blondie."

What's with these two?  They raise all kinds of (un)holy hell about the state of things in this country, then show nothing but contempt for the voting process, which is, of course, the fundamental essence of our democracy.  

Typical. 

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