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Well, damn. Now I wish I was single.
And Jane’s guy, he even *dresses* conservative! What a catch!
GOP fashion sense. It’s a fucking chick magnet.
Did you get a look at the legal release wingnuts have to sign before getting a match on Hannity’s site? You have to “audio record” the date and give Sean the rights to play it on the radio… HAHAHAHAHA…
Jane Hamsher @ 2
The Phillies hat *and* the Phillies camo shirt. Why didn’t *I* think of that?
Jane, I hope you’re not going to keep that fabulous hunk of man all to yourself.
Jane, he’s quite the racy hannidate!:
Imprezive
Jane, we had not idea you were looking around. Why didn’t you say something?
scarecrow @ 7
Obviously we didn’t meet her… needs.
I spend most of
my time with my family and love either going out and spending some time with them or just staying in and having a nice quiet evening. I love listening to Rush, Hannity, Levin
and Engram.
What a catch! ROTFLMAO!!!
In the past I wouldn’t have believed I had a shot, what with being male and all. Thanks to Mark and Ted, my hopes are born again…
Eli @ 9
I never presumed; and besides, my heart belongs to Dorothy.
wow … and he’s got “seven bush stickers” on his hot red car! what a dream date!
I’m a 26 year old born-again Christian and God is the most
important thing in my life.
********************************************************
Well that’s what I look for! A man that thinks I’m second or third most important. (snark)
Siun @ 13
I thought those were notches of liberals run down.
Cozumel @ 10
“I still live at my parents’ house (in the basement), and my hobbies inlcude sending white powder in envelopes to various notorious folks.”
MargaretPOA @ 13
Must… not… make… Godhead… comment…
Jane, Jane, Jane: will ya launch Firedogdate already?!?
Come on, Jane. You can do sooo much better.
Here’s a guy who’s just looking for someone to “work with me rather than against me”.
I saw the new Senate MINORITY leader on CNN this afternoon and he made some rather telling remarks. McConnell said that the Democrats won’t be able to get anything through the Senate that he doesn’t like because they would need 60 votes for anything to pass. Sounds like he’s endorsing using filibusters to block legislation. Amazing. The mantra of the republicans in the Senate for the past couple of years has been up or down vote, up or down vote. I’m not very tech savvy but maybe one of the more computer friendly rabid lambs would be willing to make a video and transcript collection of their mantra before teh internets are scrubbed.
What about Foleydate? “I can’t date another intern that doesn’t understand the meaning of the term ‘confidentiality agreement’!”
Didn’t someone write a book about this topic called “Geek Love”?
bonzarella @ 18
lol
I’m surprised that guy’s ad didn’t mention falafel.
Gives you jock itch just reading it.
Hannidate?
Natural selection-wise, doesn’t this strike anyone as an evolutionary dead-end?
Surely we can come up with a “Christian Dating Game,” can’t we? :>) Complete with action figures.
Did anyone hear (on Al Franken) that Toys for Tots rejected the Jesus Dolls that were offered to them? Four-thousand of them!
Interests: Water Sports
Does that include waterboarding?
Firedogdate – now *that* has potential!
his and hers laptops, a joint ActBlue account…
dwwenz @ 27
where will the jesus dolls go?
Siun @ 29
Kobe is single?
ember @ 30
to Jesus Kamp with Haggard.
ember @ 30
What would the Jesus dolls do?
He’ll have to get a bigger vehicle for the inevitable Quiverfull brood.
Siun @ 29
“mixed marriages” . . . mac and pc
Those dolls would do great on ebay along with the glow in the dark lady of lourdes category.
The tragedy, my friends, is these are the people who are breeding. Not us (myself included.)
Punaise … naaa, Kobe has a harem!
then again, he is mighty cute!
what about “I’m training to be a counselor at an abortion clinic…”?
dude, howzabout you go nowhere near the abortion clinics, mmkay?
RevDeb @ 35
Doesn’t work. Trust me.
Here’s my fave…
“Looking for a blond chick with big breast. You don’t gots to be smart. I don’t like smartchicks”
His picture is particularly fetching.
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com…..9879195470
OT: salon.com
Wasn’t the Jesus Camp renamed Camp Swelled and Spent? Or was it Kamp Krusty?
scarecrow @ 40
hey, I’m in one. . . . but when he retires he will have to go mac if he wants any tech support at home.
I know I am leaving myself open to being criticized as being naive or worse. But is HANNIDATE real. Or is the yoke on me? Whew!
Deb — my apologies. There are exceptions. Say hello to R.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 44
Hannidate is real, but I’m pretty sure some of the entries aren’t.
(I think Jane’s hunka-hunka is, though)
Another freak into water sports…big deal, who isn’t…oh!…he means like water skiing?…ne’er mind…
Cliff Varnell @ 49
Or waterboarding
scarecrow @ 46
Will do. As to the mac/pc thing, IIRC you swing both ways yourself so what gives?
Isn’t “Hannidate” just a variation of “Hand He Date?”
montag @ 26
LOL – sadly, you don’t gots to be smart to make babies
RevDeb @ 51
Gee, thanks for outing me, Deb!
OT..From last thread..Eli thanks for the correction, next time before I type, I’ll do the research and read the fricking XVII amendment.
some previous wingnut “catches” in this genre have met untimely fates:
the Darwin Awards
We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it.
Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.
dab from CT @ 53
And not-smart babies would…? (Without the aid of liberal New Deal policies protecting the least in society, of course.)
scarecrow @ 54
lol. I’ve always been attracted to the mac side of you myself. The pc side, not so much.
Steve @ 54
You mean I’m right??? OhthankGod.
All you single Republican ladies check this video out…he’s right up your alley!
Bonus: he’s a Buckeye Fan!
montag @ 56
So we’re back to Kerry, are we?
I’m definitely impressed. A 26 year old guy who’s occupation is student and only has some college. LOL! It has such nice and cozy leechy feel to it.
@59..you are right..more motivation to nail the sonofabitch.
Best gooper fashion statement was made by Trent Lott during his visit to Clusterfuck’s pig farm soon after the pig boy (certainly not cowboy) was elected the first time.
Trent had him a bran new ten gallon hat and a pair of new boots that hurt his feet so badly he couldn’t walk straight (well maybe he can never walk straight)- but you could see his mind churnin behind his pasted on glad ass smile “so when do we get to take this shit on an put on the sheets?”
Eli @
48
WHO?
No one else took notice of this gem?
Because someone who has always been Christian isn’t… good enough? I’m convinced that “born-again Christian” is code for “hypocrite”.
Jacqrat @ 65
The guy she linked to. She’s obviously infatuated.
Eli — amazing. I think you have at least half the thread confused. And punaise is behaving or there would be total chaos.
scarecrow @ 68
It’s a gift that I have. But I don’t mind sharing it with the world.
Where is patriotboy when we need him? He seems to be able to find the MOST attractive Hannidates. They seem so fabulous, they have to be fiction!
(For those not in on the joke, please see Gen. J. C. Christian here.)
Single white male.
Bush supporter.
Loves Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin.
Occasionally mails out hoax anthrax letters to the people who are dividing and destroying this once great nation.
So, if you like pina coladas.
-GSD
Cozumel @ 10
And to top it all off, he can’t even manage to spell ‘Ingraham’ right! (Unless I’m mistaken, but I don’t think he’s sophisticated enough to use “listening to engram” as a euphemism for listening to the voices in his head…)
punaise @
16
punaise striks again.
Seems that gay men can look for true love at this site as well, they are not all bigots. Here’s one of those stories.
“I love listening to Rush, Hannity, Levin
and Engram.”
My God, infuriating yet indeed sad.
-GSD
I’m a huge animal lover and dogs are by far my favorite. There isn’t an animal that I don’t love.
And from Pennsylvania, no less — I don’t think I’m going out on a limb to suggest that he’s a big Santorum fan…
The real funny thing is that there are ~75 million of these wackos in this country. He should be able to find a fellow water sporter. iirc wasn’t Hitler into water sports?
Boy wonders last line just lights up my lonely fundie radar.
There isn’t an animal that I don’t love.
Oh god, no, please. You and Digby are trying to make me throw up. Mercy! I give in. I will say anything you want, I will confess everything, just please, please, I am begging you, don’t make me look at or think about those people ever again.
Let’s translate!
My parents and I are best friends: I still live at home.
I’m 5′9″ with an athletic build.: I have the weight of a wide receiver and the build of the Michelin man.
Being a Republican conservative is something I’m very proud of. I have no life, no skills, no passions, and no beliefs. So I latch onto things that allow me to feel superior to others.
There isn’t an animal that I don’t love. Rick Santorum was right. Don’t let our laws change – please. That might make me feel weird. And you wouldn’t like me when I’m weird.
I love wearing my Phillies hat and you’ll rarely see me without it.: I’m not going bald. I’M! NOT! GOING! BALD!
Hate to break it to the dude, but everyone knows God is a Yankees fan.
dab from CT @ 41
Only one big breast, though. That’s fair–just because you can only afford half a boob job is no reason this guy’s going to turn you down.
I know you and Digby are putting up bonafides, but I remember coming across one the General put up a while back that was, as usual, hilarious.
Just tried to track it down, but my research skills really suck.
Still, no wonder I’m still single, who can compete with all this manflesh you to have posted.
Sigh. As a single liberal this is just depressing.
bonkers @ 81
Empirical evidence over the last 5 years suggests otherwise.
Did I read that right? He’s saving hisself for marriage?
EvilDrPuma @ 82
His desire may exceed his numeracy….
Oilfieldguy @ 86
It’s totally by choice…
shorter – Help wanted. I don’t want to leave home until I have someone that worships me like I worship
mommyGod. If we need to have kids so you feel completely trapped, well that’s just fine. Just don’t ask me to give up sports, mommy, or my favorite radio shows,or intimate relationships with animals, especially dogs.“For breakfast in bed, I’ll bring a dozen donuts, and a cup of coffee in each hand.”
kirk murphy @ 87
In fairness, the original profile did have plural breasts.
Eli @
5
Tim Tigaris is that you?
Eli @ 91
Viewed from that binary perspective, my comment was nought funny.
Eli @ 91
EvilDrPuma @ 94
Eli @ 95
Digby, Jane I’m not going to say a word about how you got to those pages not a word.
So, he is vehemently anti-choice on moral grounds. Does his mastubatory emmisions make him a mass murderer?
Oilfieldguy @ 98
John Wank Gacy.
Oilfieldguy @ 98
Had a wet dream? You’re going to hell!
Way OT but Bush wants one last push
http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story/0,,1948748,00.html
Question: Name three propagandists and one lunatic from the following…
Rush, Hannity, Levin
and Engram (sic).
Answer: Levin, lunatic
Steve @ 101
Bush’s last “last big push” wrought Jenna and Barbara on the world. Stop this madman before he kills, or breeds, again!
No one got my coffee and donuts joke?
drhackenbush @
92
Oh my, the secret is out.
Oilfieldguy @ 104
I got it, but I was trying to let it die from benign neglect.
Oilfieldguy @ 104
err …. someone did
eWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
:0
bonkers @ 7:31 pm (#81)
My own experiences as a Phillies fan are proof enough that there’s no such thing as a just and merciful god.
I can’t get my mind out of the gutter. It’s attached to my body.
kirk murphy @ 107
I assume those were the little Dolly Madison six-pack donuts.
EvilDrPuma @ 110
Projecting?
Compared to some Hannicatches, this guy’s a prize. Anyone seen any of the winners that Jesus’s General usually puts up?
Eli @ 6:29 pm (#5)
In NE Pennsylvania, that’s a spring and summer ensemble. Fall, too, if the Phillies have an unusually good year.
Eli @ 88
…just not by his choice.
Cujo359 @ 108
Well, thank goodness there’s another Phillies fan here who can help yank from that nightmarish dating dolt the image of our sad-but-stubborn fandom.
One of my earliest memories (fondly cherished) is of asking my mom who dad was talking about while he was muttering in the garage, “the bums!!!”
Of course, he grew up as a fan of the Philadelphia Athletics. He never really got over it when they left town. But he did his best to root for the Phils. It helped that he looked so much like Richie Ashburn that folks stopped him on the street to ask his autograph. And he looked DAMNED HANDSOME in that Phillies cap…
Sorry for that little memory interlude. I just had to purge my brain of the East Stroudsberg PA knuckle-dragger. Ick, and double ick.
Sex makes him cry. Mace has that effect.
Mrs. K8 @ 115
My earliest memories are of the 1964 season, and one game in particular during their collapse in which Johnny Callison hit three home runs, but they still lost. We had to hope the Mets could beat the Cardinals so the Phillies could back into the championship. Of course, this was when the Mets were lucky to win three games in a week, let alone a series.
For the most part, it’s been like that ever since.
Your father had a good doppleganger. I never saw Ashburn play, but his color commentary taught me an awful lot about baseball.
Oh fabulous. A born-again sports nut.
Back off, beyotches, he’s mine!
If the ladies can tear themselves away from Mr. East Stroudsburg, TRex has a new thread upstairs about the rage of the Pajamahadin.
Eureka Springs, AR @ 89
Ok…ok…too funny and too tr…opps…I really liked that Reich guy from Trex’s post last night, the slightly balding guy, loud shirt, sucking mightily on a veerrrryyyy long cigar…wild thing, you make my heart…look for someone who has one.
There isn’t an animal he doesn’t love… or is it won’t?
Phillies memories in EPUland…My family moved from No. California to lower Bucks County in ‘68 and I went to see my Giants play the Phillies at Connie Mack Stadium…
“Now batting — Richie Allen — “
The place erupts into thunderous boos — I’d never seen mass hostility like that up close.
Allen hits a home run.
The place erupts into cheers.
Allen comes back to bat a few innings later — and the joint erupts into thunderous booing, just as intense as the first.
Allen doubles off the dead-center field advertisment (the outfield fences were covered in advertisements) — the place erupts into cheers.
Few innings later, “Now batting — Richie Allen –”
Roar’n boos. But they quieted down until he struck out — then they booed louder than ever.
Too bad the GOP isn’t having the ‘08 convention in Philly…
scarecrow @ 40
Nonsense! Works great as long as I don’t allow the PC on-line toget those virus things
“Nice Christian …. Water-sports?”
I’m sorry; I’m confused.
Hmmm. I guess that really COULD top Digby — or anyone!
i was going to say, stop picking on the sad dweeb, but then he started going on and on about “being proud” of bush and his morals, and listening only to rush, hanninty, et al..
obviously a STUPID sad dweeb.. pick on him all you want.
montag @
33
Love you unconditionally.
Jane, You win.