
What's that burning smell? Do you smell something burning?
OH MY GOD, IT'S ATLAS PAM! SHE'S BURST INTO FLAMES!! HER HEAD!! SHE'S ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY GET…A CAMERA!!
The events of the last week have been pretty hard on certain people, some more than others. Nowhere on the web is this more in evidence than over at Pammy's place. We already knew the insulation on her wiring wasn't up to code, but it seems that the specter of a rising Democratic majority and the (sweet, sweet, unstoppable, long-overdue) death of John Bolton's hopes for staying on at the U.N. have sent her delicate circuitry into overload. And now we're starting to see the first wisps of smoke come curling out of her ears. BZZZZZZZZZZZT!! ZZZZZZAP!! POW!!
Mr. Wolcott, would you care to do the honors?
But no one's gyroscope has gone screwier than the already wobbly Pamela of Atlas Shrugs. For her, John Bolton, on whom she has a mad pash, is too good to be merely president, only the throne of Aztec Sun God would suffice, and the prospect of him being sent out to pasture, along with the other setbacks of the week, has spun her into a fugue state, capped by a post genocidally titled Death to Germany. So hoarse is Pamela's latest yowl (which she quickly, clumsily retitled Eurabia: Death [Will Come] to Germany) that even some loyal readers fear her transmission is overheating.
Uh-oh. You know it's bad when her reader(s) start to sound the alarms. What does this reader of hers have to say? Why, precisely what the rest of us have been saying about Pamela for ages! PLEASE CRAZY LADY TRY AND GET SOME REST, YOU'RE SCARING ME!
Pamela,
I write as one of your biggest fans, but I think you should take a little break in the post-election. You're obviously working very hard and it shows, but there have been some slips lately…
forgetting your laptop…
denouncing halloween as antisemitic…
that anti-arab racism in the chafee post…
and now, calling for the destruction of germany?!?!?!?!didn't alqueda call for that reecently too?
please, we care about you. you deserve some rest.
Oh, does she ever. But what? She lost her laptop?
Laptopless in Vegas
So I hit the ground running in Vegas for the Terror Conference and your feckless blogging correspondent left her laptop on the plane! With the Verizon phonecard! And it's not even paid off! The plane was delayed for hours ….got in at like 3am so I was not on my game.
"Not on her game" means "too much 'infidel juice' (Pammy's word for Beefeater's) on the plane plus 40mgs. of Valium to take the edge off", or, not to put too fine a point on it, "I was in a blackout when we landed and I woke up in my hotel with no laptop and no idea how I got there". Poor, poor Pammy. But what is she thinking calling herself "feckless"?
feckless FEK-lis, adjective:
1. Ineffective; having no real worth or purpose.
2. Worthless; irresponsible; generally incompetent and ineffectual.
Pammy, you keep saying that word, but I don't theenk it means what you theenk it means. I mean, I would use that word to describe you, but are you sure that you want to, necessarily?
I'm so glad that Wolcott has remained vigilant for the signs of total nervous collapse over at Atlas Shrugs. I don't have the stomach to watch anymore except on very special occasions like this. A man has to draw the line somewhere, although I know that any time I need to take a trip to that sleazy motel room of the soul, Wolcott will always meet me there and gamely fight me for the last shreds of Pammy's madness that fall off the coffee table and down into the weave of the carpet. Mmmmmm-HM!! This shit's too good to waste, man! I can't feel my teeth or lips or anything now! Whooooo!! Let's party!
But, gosh, what are we going to do if she really does retire? We've all known from the moment we watched her first "Atlas Vlogs" post back in the day that this was going to be a fleeting pleasure, as transient as Tokyo's annual cherry blossoms. No one could be that crazy and that shit-stupid for this long without starting to fry some crucial components in the old brain pan. I'm only sorry that she didn't get to flame out on national television where we could all TiVo it and watch it again and again and again.
What will we do without her? Who will stop the eeeeeeeevil Islamofascist evildoers at the Manhattan Levi's store who dared to spit on Israel and all of Western Civilization by KNOWINGLY draping a kaffiyeh on a mannequin? Those GODDAMN TERRORIST SYMPATHIZING RETAIL WORKERS MUST BE KEPT IN FUCKING LINE!! And only Pam understands the true, heart-pounding, life-or-death urgency of the situation facing us. I mean, look at these headlines:
Bolton Foils Evil, again and again
Rumsfeld: A Staggering Loss
Brace Yourself: ISLAMERICA
Pam is providing us with hours and hours of delightful schadenfreudelicious fun!, ur, uh, I mean, a valuable service. Only she recognizes the true nature of the the threat posed by the demonic Islamofascist hordes, but you my friend, you too will understand when they come to your house and CUT OFF YOUR HEAD.
Back to Wolcott from December of 2005:
And just this morning, the day after Christmas and the second day of Hannukah, blogdom's zestiest Zionist party girl elevated the discourse by dismissing the concerns of legal scholars perturbed about Bush's domestic spying thusly:
"Someone ought to tlell those legal scholars not to worry…….it's smooth sailing once those Radical Islmonazis saw through their jugulars."
(Her excitable italics.)
And what about posts like this?
This I gotta see
French Forces Almost Fired on Israeli Jets in Lebanon This should be sweet ………. embed me!
No, really, please! Embed her! Someone has to! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
Ouch, okay, that was a cheap shot. But it's not like they don't all come in low and over the plate with Pam. She's a national treasure, an invaluable resource to sharp-tongued satirists like me who love nothing so much as lovingly documenting the moral and intellectual disintegration of the parade of train-wrecks on the Pajamas Media roster. So, let's all form a Feeling Circle and hold hands and send positive, healing energy Pamela's way. Liiiiiiive, Pam, liiiiiiive. Live to be batshit insane for another day. Live to see Islamonazis around every corner and lurking in every trendy Manhattan boutique. Live to declare war on Germany and the other nations of (*cough!*) "Eurabia" so that we may all laugh heartily at your expense forever!
Blessed be.
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TRex!
woo-hoo!
Go Blue!
happy dance!
OMG! Snarkolicious as always!
OK – parallel playtime is over for me – time to read the Therapost!
TRex !!
This is only the beginning. Now we will again see the rise of the McVeigh Wing of the Republican Party who will be railing about the big, bad government that is trampling on “our freedoms”.
I am sure they will be talking about a Democratic minumum wage increase and not Al Gonzales right to use a satellite to check our colons for Al Qaeda literature.
Also, you wanna kick out a window? Check out this clip about Newt Gingrich from 1994, he’s the “king of the hill” who vows to investigate Bill Clinton for the next two years, and who threatens Democrats with jail if they destroy any documents before Newt can get his fat, oily mitts on them. All because of his historic mandate landslide election. Words that seem to be in sparse use as of late.
Newt’s Mandate.
-GSD
Oh thank you FDL bloggers! You complete me! Kisses and hugs all around!
“Okay, that was a cheap shot.”
But TRex, is there ever any other kind of shot where Pam is concerned?
I guess she must kkknow now how I felt in 2000, 2004.
‘04 was really the worst. I think I am still unable to fully celebrate our victories on Tuesday, was down so long, but it never looked like up to me.
Am literally wiping tears of laughter away.
TR, you really are something else!
You keep writing like that I’m gonna have a coronary. Laughing, but a coronary.
Your biggest fan in Austria.
FITZ! FITZ! FITZ!
This is the week. We will see.
egregious @ 13
Poor poor pitiful Pam.
Helarious. That chick is bat-shit crazah! (as we sometimes say in Louisiana.) OMG I am LMAO. Oh how sweet!!
Trex…BIG HUG!
Ol Pammy is hurtin’ bad. To much Liebercain. Sembler may need to be called in for an intervention.
RenB @ 12
Careful, RenB. After Pam’s done with Germany, she may just head to Austria next.
My ONLY fan in Austria! Gutentaag! Wie gehts?
Overstimulated Fem-bot.
The Mighty Mythic All-Powerful Rahm-inator must have overwhelmed her circuits.
Not being Fem-bots, we do not suffer from similar overload.
TRex, do be sure to take your mail-order sh*tkickers off in the garage and clean them up before wearing them in the house after that mess. You might want to spray them with Lysol, too.
Isn’t there a FireDogLake LateNite “Found Laptop” episode in our near future, dear theropod?
Please?
OT — sorry, FirePups, need help, have to cut into the fun.
Anybody out there got a Lexis-Nexis account?
Need help on some research related to a possible recount.
TeddySanFran @ 20
Easily identified by its hardcore drive.
Oh Teddy, that’s wicked of you!!
But delish. I’ll bet TRex already has that “Forgotten Laptop” post teed up and waiting for the right backswing.
Personally, I picture it looking like an oversized makeup compact, with a mirror-like display. No great loss, you know?
Rayne,
I do.
TeddySanFran @ 20
Ooooh, Teddy. I love the way you think. Why didn’t I come up with this sooner?!
Eureka Springs, AR @
22
And the thumbscrew on the thumbdrive.
UptownNYChick — cool. Can you email me? I’ll send you a name I need some help with, along with some background.
A recount may depend on it.
rayne_today -at- yahoo.com
Thanks!!
Lordy, lordy, lordy.
Makes me wonder what it would have been like if we’d had the Web back in the Cold War.
Not all that different, maybe, substituting “Russki” for “Arab” everywhere.
Rayne,
Just emailed you
Vaguely OT: I think I heard Jeb Bush’s name called today, and want to know why.
Peterr
She’d be welcome to it at this point. We had national elections a month ago, and they still haven’t formed a government. How I wish we had functioning net roots here, for sure!
TRexx, no, not your only fan in Austria—some of my friends enjoy reading you. But I’m way up on the fan list, for sure…
Heading home.
See you in a bit.
Wow,
Two things: one) that rocked, hard! Two) I really didn’t know anyone other than Kenny M. used the term Islamofascist. I don’t think she knows what fascism means either; but, as you pointed out, she calls herself feckless. That must have been as strange lapse into lucidity. I wonder if, like Virginia Woolfe, she realizes she’s insane when those moments grip her?
I suppose there would faint razor blade slits on Pam’s laptop screen, with white residue lodged therein. Oh, and a cupholder.
Rudy throws his comb-over into the ring.
AP
An anxious nation yawns.
prostratedragon @ 30
I think Chang died of shame sometime early this year.
Patrick 4/4 @ 35
Guiliani is soooooooo 2002.
Betcha Pam thinks feckless means “intrepid,” like Brenda Starr, girl reporter.
When her laptop is open, for interviews with her UN Ambassador, there’s a “Mustache Rides 5 Cents” sticker covering the LG logo, facing Bolton.
TeddySanFran @ 38
EEEEW!
TeddySanFran @ 38
That was where you lost me.
TeddySanFran @ 38
So, I guess the Porcelana isn’t covering her mustache as well as it used to.
EvilDrPuma @
36
Yes, but I think it incumbent on us in the netroots to make sure that his memory does not fade while there is a breath of hope for further public office by Jeb Bush.
Patrick 4/4 @ 41
Double EEEEW!!
Patrick 4/4 @ 41
Heeeyyy Ohhhhhh! Yessir!
OK, spew alerts. We need some EEEW alerts. Because this is just a nightmare. And I need some sleep.
Word Salad Pam has gotta watch it. Silicone’s flammable, y’know.
Peace, out here.
To sum up, here are the national security credentials of the “declared” GOP field:
The experience the divorced John McCain brings to US national security is as a Navy flyer who bombed Vietnam from 30,000 feet and was then shot down, imprisoned to spend years in a tiger cage. Hellacious and heroic, but suitable neither for negotiation nor (perhaps) clear thinking at his advanced age.
The experience the twice-divorced Rudolph Giuliani brings to national security is that of a lame-duck bluenose Mayor who blandified the greatest city in the world, then led it through the worst attack on American soil. Gritty and emotion-evoking, but still the man who said to Bernie Kerik, “Thank God George W. Bush is our President” on that horrific day.
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Who’s Next?
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TeddySanFran @ 48
Under Rudy, we can subdue islamofascists with nightsticks and broom handles – doh! Too late.
UpTownNY — incoming.
So…let’s recap on the make of the missing laptop, for the benefit of darkblack, who may be lurking (oh please, please, be lurking):
– Looks like a big pink makeup compact with mirror when open
– dual purpose mirror, for use in snorting makeup of choice (Bare Escentuals or coke)
– “Mustache Rides 5 Cents” sticker on it
– Screensaver of John Bolton in a coy Jeff Gannon-boxer-shorted pose
– Cup holder on the side for the Beefeaters-rocks-highball-glass
– Loaded with ‘winger spellcheck software that distorts anything remotely sane
Did I miss something? darkblack??
Jeepers, I can’t imagine anybody wanting to steal this thing.
Zut alors!! Have we not had a divorced president yet? And I don’t mean divorced from reality.
bg @ 51
Reagan.
Rayne @ 50
Road sign:
Silicone Valley
Next Right
Reagan. Mais oui. Divorced AND divorced from reality!
TeddySanFran @ 48
I made my saving throw, so I don’t have to believe that ever really happened.
AtlasBuggs is just almost beyond comment. I often feel, when reading snippets of her writing, that I should apply the dictum we often used back in the day with regard to Jaguar owners: “it’s not fair to pick on the afflicted.”
And, then, she just goes on and on, and I think, “nah, pick on her.” :)
Jeepers, I can’t imagine anybody wanting to steal this thing.
Or sit near it on a commuter train.
bg @ 54
Standing alone on a dark windswept night contemplating the Republican hopefuls: “Where do we find such men…”
I almost got arrested at the counter-inaugural in DC for drawing a swastika in the dust on the fender of Kerik’s car. I think I was saved only because I was not a teenager. They were shocked that a person older than 25 would dare to do such a horrific thing.
‘Found Laptop’?
Somebody else can handle that. I personally would not want to get near anything that had been sitting in Pammy’s lap…
OT, and much less funny: it looks like Bushco wants the Dems to play hardball.
I don’t think it’s possible to say “Fuck you, Alberto Gonzales” too often or with too much feeling.
Daddy’s gonna hafta be on the bench with his whole team this inning. Dumbya. Worse and worse.
I am going with the Repugs are gonna be begging W to leave before ‘08 because there is no way they can tolerate the hearings coming up. More I think about it, I think that could happen.
Patrick 4/4 @ 52
Still time yet for Pickles to make it 2!
bg @ 62
Surely you are not suggesting that the president would Cut And Run?
TeddySanFran @ 63
She’ll stay for the free Xanax.
Patrick 4/4 @
52
who was both.
Gotta go. But I’m betting Pam’s LT will be more fun than Paris Hilton’s cell phone. Let’s hope it falls into the hands of someone who knows what to do with it. Lotta fun, wash hands often.
From EDP’s 61:
Silly how one phrase can lose so much power to frighten in one short week, isn’t it? I used to get chills reading those words, now I chortle. The end is nigh.
I went over to Pammy’s vlog, and was reminded that she uses young girls as her human puppets, mouthing the foul slogans she has taught them.
Child abuse.
It will be important, going forward, to refer to “America’s Mayor” by his full name, which I just learned is:
Rudolph William Louis Giuliani III
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giuliani
That ain’t gonna go over well in many parts of America, for reasons unique to each part of his name.
TeddySanFran @ 67
Looks like they want it the hard way, though. Okay, we can do that.
“Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one;
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.”
–Tleilaxu Epigram; from Dune Messiah
TeddySanFran @
48
Teddy, a small point, and not be a McCain apologist, but you misstate McCain’s role as an attack pilot (what the Navy calls bomber guys). The missions he flew were not at 30,000 feet, rather they were usually very, very close to the deck. So close in fact that many times they needed to check a munitions manual to make sure that they would not be “shot down” by their own shrapnel. I think that some of his “never give up, never surrender” talk is because after he was shot down, and during his ejection he was badly injured, he was offered “parole” by the North Vietnamese as a gesture to the US because his father was Commander in Chief of the Pacific Forces (CinCPAC). He refused, and was right to do so under the code that governs POWs. I wonder how much of that personal denial of surrender then, colors his judgement today.
His geopolitcal viewpoint used to be a bit more “internationalist” before the previously winning strategery of “terra terra terra fear!” used by RoveCo. Unfortunately, he seems to have now adopted a forward strategery of escalation in Mess O’Potamia, and that has me absolutely baffled. I don’t know how he thinks that’s a winning strategy, especially in light of the recent repudiation of the 1600 Crew’s “Freedom Agenda” for Iraq.
Maybe he’s privy to Conrad Burns “secret plan” and will announce it on a Pumpkinhead Sunday talkfest. Who knows
I know that does not make you feel any better about St. John and probably does not substantively change your point, but just wanted to pass the infor about his role as a Navy Pilot for the sake of accuracy.
EvilDrPuma @
61
Well, Halliburton is losing some foreign contracts, so they need to get those “detention centers” built so they can then get the follow-on contracts to run them. In order to do that, they have to have people to put in them…. There are stock prices to protect, y’know….
TeddySanFran @ 69
Please remember to always pronounce his second middle name “Leweese.”
neurophius @ 73
Also, it is customary when using Giuliani’s full first name to append the epithet “…the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”
So, Pam’s laptop is missing. Hmmm. Someone found it, according to Pam, was using the Verizon broadband link.
Wonder if they’ve figured out who she is?
Wonder if there’s hot Atlas-Juggs style emails with the Mustache on there.
And what else?
St McCain needs to run on his record since his return from Vietnam. He lost all credability with his lack of stand on the torture bill and military torture and imprison for life bill.
As an Arizonian, I have no respect for McCain. None for his D grade from the IAVA group & 66% from the Disabled Vets and as the mother of two adopted Korean young adults, McCain does not have any family values. A father who would not stand up and defend his own child and then consort with the very people who defamed his own child, deserves NO respect.
Yes, McCain served, I thank him for that service but now I need to judge him on his record as my Senator. When he runs again, I will work day and night to make sure that he is soundly defeated.
Punkinhead startled McCain when he said only 17% of Tuesday’s voters shared his view that we needed more troops. Happily though, CNN’s Bay Buchanan reminded me that “that won’t matter in 2008.”
hmmmmm
Thanks, Jo, for the correction regarding McCain’s Navy job. I had read the 30,000 feet elsewhere and liked it, but (obviously) didn’t check it out. I don’t hold against him that his Dad was important; clearly that works both ways, and I respect him for seeing action, when some Fortunate Sons *cough* did not.
My overall opinion is that he’s too old to be President. McCain will be 72 when his party next nominates a Presidential ticket; St. Ronnie was 69 when nominated.
McCain will not only be older than Reagan was, he already looks it. At least Ronnie had the sense to dye his hair.
The true wingnut believers will not sit still for either McCain or Giuliani. They’re going to cough up someone really reprehensible.
I’m guessing somebody Sam Brownbackish or Rick Santorumic will get the fundie juices flowing.
Sam can also claim, as a recent Opus Dei covert, that “stress positions” aren’t torture, but a way to bring Islamofascinazicrats to Jeebus through mortification of the flesh.
God, you guys should see the WHINING that Mary Katherine Ham and Ann Althouse are doing because I said mean things about them on Election Night rather than being some kind of trained monkey to make nice for their amusement.
They really don’t get it.
I think I’ll be posting my Blogstock Diaries tomorrow night to mark the anniversary of the event.
Embed Pam in a fresh sidewalk.
neurophius @
79
Something weird happened to McCain. His head, like, doubled in size between 2000 and now.
TRex @ 83
That’s just hydrocephaly.
I think McCain’s brain is going soft..His thesis is the future of Irag will be determined in the next several months: 20k more troops to stabilize the situation (200K probably couldn’t do it) and the Army and Marine Corps will have to expand by 100k troops to provide the 20k shooters for Iraq.
WTF is this guy smoking? Of course, in two years, when we are still in the shit in Iraq, he can say “IF you had only done it my way…”
EvilDrPuma @ 83
Hydrocephalus?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocephaly
Steve @ 85
There’s been one wingnut or another saying that virtually daily for three and a half years. That ship has not just sailed…it hit the iceberg leaving the harbor and has been taking on water steadily ever since.
TRex @ 83
He had melanoma and had a growth removed.
dharmarific @ 88
Really?
Or is the punch-line here blowing right by me?
neurophius @ 86
Bocephus
neurophius @ 86
Whoops!
Or maybe it’s space mumps.
TRex @ 82
Probably just gas… certainly didn’t have anything to do with brainpower….
Patrick 4/4 @ 90
Why does “Bocephus” always wear sunglasses and a beard and a cowboy hat? Is “Hank Williams Jr.” just a character that he plays?
Speaking of McCain and melanoma, was his final pathology report ever released? With the extent of his last surgery, it couldn’t have been very good.
You know, it really is weird. I remember back in 1998 or so, McCain really seemed like a decent guy. Remember, he took the guys from the Daily Show on his campaign bus! He was sharp, smart, funny. I thought, “Now, there’s a conservative who I could believe in.”
But then something changed. He inflated and blanched. The sharpness went out of him and he started dry-humping Dubya’s leg and hanging out with Jerry Falwell and now I have nothing but contempt for him.
Have we checked his basement for pods?
TRex @ 89
Really. I don’t know the punch line you’re thinking of. Not that there isn’t a lot to laugh at, him pretending to be a centrist, all the while he’s a fruit loop wing nut.
neurophius @ 93 Why does “Bocephus” always wear sunglasses and a beard and a cowboy hat? Is “Hank Williams Jr.” just a character that he plays?
He wears that stuff to conceal his true identity…Boy George.
“The Left is SWARMING IN FOR THE KILL! They want to tear out the Bush Admnistration’s ‘nads. We counterjihadists are in a kind of civil war against them. We have to crush them in civil society (lawsuits, elections, public relations, etc.) so we can maintain our liberty to exercise any military option we see fit to preserve and extend democratic capitalist societies.”
This charming sentiment brought to you by Jeremiah, denizen of Pammy’s comments section.
It’s total war, baby.
TRex @ 95
I think in 2000 he decided he would never let being a real human get in the way being president again.
I believe “Bocephus” aka Hank Williams Jr., fell down a mountain during an Elk hunting trip and suffered massive face trauma.
Obscure factoid: If I recall correctly, Hank Williams, Jr. was in some kind of accident and suffered bad damage to his face. They were able to do a certain amount of reconstruction, but I don’t think they were able to fix everything.
Let me Wiki that before someone tells me that happened to Gertrude Stein in Oakland.
Here we go:
Steve @ 100
He should have gone after Oddfellows or Rotarians. They’re easier to shoot and they’re mighty fine eatin’.
Mommybrain @ 98
“Bring ‘em on”
Mommybrain @ 98
I bet if you stare at his forehead long enough, a little bird on a spring will come out and tell you what time it is.
*spit-take*
EvilDrPuma @ 104
As if being Pammy isn’t pathetic enough. How miserably out of touch do you have to be to comment on her site?
We, of course, are smarter. We don’t comment on her site – we comment on her appearance. (See what I did there- hah!)
“The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, there isn’t any there there.”
Gertrude Stein
dharmarific @ 107
How then does one know one is in Oakland?
Steve @ 93
Was that the surgery to remove his soul, his conscience, or his honor?
Oh – silly me – he debased his honor when he sacrificed future POW’s upon his ambition and rode along with the GOP herd to support torture.
The same moment he foreswore his Oath of Office.
What a brave patriot.
Patrick 4/4 @ 108
One doesn’t. Oakland is pure Zen, man.
kirk murphy @ 109
It boggles the mind.
Mommybrain @ 97
Wonderful…. This really gets me: “… so we can maintain our liberty to exercise any military option we see fit to preserve and extend democratic capitalist societies.”
Talk about an empty-headed sense of entitlement. Man, that’s what Bush has taught the young `pugs of the country. That’s actually what they think “liberty” is–the right to run roughshod over any country we please to extract their resources–both mineral and human–as a God-given right.
Scottttttyyyyyyy, beam me up, get me outta here, now!
EvilDrPuma @ 110
There is no Oakland?
EvilDrPuma @ 110
Yeah, if you have to ask, You Just Don’t Get It, maaaaaaan.
TRex @ 105
Only instead of a birdie it will be one of those exquisite German clockwork thingies with a whole parade of characters – Pammy in her black string-bikini guerilla warfare outfit complete with AK-47, in a stalking pose, followed closely by Bolton as a walrus with his tusks goosing her along, followed by a host of others (insert your own), the last being Pammy again with a banner saying Death to Germany – which flutters in the air as she marches right off the cliff.
G’night, all.
Maybe John McCain should start wearing sunglasses, a full beard and a cowboy hat.
Patrick 4/4 @ 107
You’re an hour away from anywhere you want to be.
Or much more, depending on traffic/ bridges/ BART.
(let the transbay foodfight begin…)
MB, you can’t leave now, you’re on fire tonight!
montag @ 112
Sadly, Bush probably didn’t “teach” anybody anything. He simply offered a new release valve for a bad attitude that has been in the collective American psyche for a long time. It used to be called “manifest destiny,” but it got remade for the New American Century.
Well said.
George Bush, bung hole.
You guys are the best commenters on the web.
TRex @ 95
I think the GOP powers that be told him they’d help him get the nomination if he’d play ball. After being torpedoed by Rove et al., he probably convinced himself that he was just leasing out his soul, and he’d be able to fix everything after he’d won.
Sadly for him, he hitched his star to Rove and Bush for the two years before they went down in flames, and in the process sacrificed is reputation for being a straight-talking maverick, the only thing he actually had going for him. He’s still worshipped by the media, so they may be able to paper over that, but he’s definitely damaged himself in the eyes of one group and pandered unsuccessfully to another.
And now his “straight talk” is reduced to spouting the same admit-no-mistakes nonsense that brought the Rovians down.
We used to say in L.A., that it took 20 minutes to get anywhere. That was in the 80s. In the 90s, we developed the concept of “geographically undesirable,” i.e. : she not cute enough to travel from the 213 to the 818.
When they split the 213 into the 213 and the 310 we all pretty much gave up.
EvilDrPuma @ 61
This is amazingly grotesque. You think you’ve hit a peak of hideousity and then it was only a plain. The next peak of hideousity and miserability stands higher and filthier ahead.
Bush’s America–giving Mordor a run for its money.
TRex @ 110
With all the GOP swagger about supporting the troops, I’m still stunned by his ambition – and the political tin ear.
What a strategist. Fuck over the troops to fend off attacks from ShrubCo – when the polls showed ShrubCo over a cliff in five weeks.
This makes Rummy’s Iraq plan look competent.
Hey – maybe that’s the point?
ah come on, TRex, Spray-on SPam is just low-hanging fruit-loops….it’s just not fair.
EvilDrPuma @ 118
There’s probably some truth to that. But, George Bush has made a right-wing fetish of empty-headedness, transforming it into some sort of virtue for the mindlessly jingoistic elements in society, and he positively exudes a sense of entitlement. It’s for those reasons that I think this is more than just a coat of paint on an old outhouse.
Cheers.
“He’s still worshipped by the media, so they may be able to paper over that”
For a presidential candidate, being worshipped by the media is sometimes a sign that they are setting you up so they can knock you down.
Although in GW Bush’s case, it took them way, way, way too long to do that.
neurophius @
127
I think the press admires his codpiece – which once had the virtue of being real. Never underestimate the self-loathing and desire for surrogate manliness of the ink-stained wretches.
Patrick 4/4 @ 122
LOL.
Patrick 4/4 @ 128
Would gifts of inkwells and fountain pens help them compensate?
kirk murphy @ 130
“Think of your secretary.” – Hedley Lamaar
I think the press admires his codpiece
damn cawed lover roil
When you get on board the Straight Talk Express, there’s no there there.
Alison @
123
I think he’s seriously overplayed his hand here. This isn’t going to over well with, um, the entire rest of the world. If foreign nationals have no rights in the US, other countries will simply refuse to grant any rights to Americans in foreign countries. I think this is going to get REALLY ugly really fast (within 72 hours).
This brief also strengthens the war crimes charges against Rumsfeld. The last time the Germans refused to prosecute him, one of the reasons they gave was that the American courts could and would do it. Instead, the Congress and the President retroactively legalized torture and declared that prisoners have no rights. How do you say, “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me,” in German?
punaise @ 131
How I wish this meme were not perpetuated… anyone with two eyes could see that it was actually a cadpiece….
How do you say, “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me,” in German?
“I am a jelly doughnut“
Poor Pammy is the Axe Sis of Anvil
Patrick 4/4 @ 131
hee, hee :)
Patrick 4/4 @ 136
spew alert!
(any monitor insurance brokers among the fdl blogvertisers?)
zig alert
New Bob Cesca. Awesome.
Frank Probst @ 133
As I recall, when Bush was *cough* running *cough* Texas, the authorities there regularly violated the requirement to inform embassies that one of their citizens had been detained. This strikes as just more of the same–to a much greater degree. But, as I mentioned previously, this is about keeping Halliburton stock afloat. There may be something to it, as well, as a means of puffing up the reputations of the `pug politicians who were bleating to make felons of them all. This is the next best thing.
And, mark my words, if this plan comes to fruition, you’ll hear a resurgence of talk such as that coming from Dana Rohrabacher (R-Twilight Zone) last spring about using prisoners to pick fruit in CA.
sorry about zat…
kirk murphy @ 142
we stood at the brink of chaos
punaise @ 143
and after all we’ve done these last six years….
punaise @ 142
Easily a better fate than standing on the mink of Charo’s….
punaise @ 139
“Ich bin ein zigguratter”
TRex @ 140
The last paragraph is priceless.
montag @ 145
Can’t you see that comment is a zig…
Patrick 4/4 @ 147
Zigs, like most things in life, are okay in moderation…. :)
Lott heads down to the whippin’ post:
montag @ 149
Smoke, smoke, smoke that ziggurat
Patrick 4/4 @
108
Start at Sather Gate and go down Telegraph until people stop asking you for spare change.
neurophius @ 151
tell St. Peter at the pearly gates
you really hate to make him wait
but you just gotta have that one last ziggurat
You can tell a lot about a person from their computer, I’m told
;>)
Dave Latchaw @ 152
Everybody. I’m sure knows why it’s better to live in Oakland than San Francisco: Oakland has a better view.
darkblack @ 154
Gah!
Dave Latchaw @ 152
ouch. well, no one in their right mind hangs out on Telegraph anymore. it’s become a caricature of its former self. wannabe punks from Tauscher territory come there to act all urban and shit.
Ziggurats and whiskey, and wild, wild women, they’ll drive you crazy, they’ll drive you insane….
darkblack @ 154
darkblack, you crack me up like no one else (visually–TRex cracks me up like no one else with words)
montag @ 158
Gah-ah!
dharmarific @
147
that bears repeating:
montag @ 158
EWWW Alert–Do Not Go There!
Or you will find Pammy, “Laptopless in Las Vegas”…the horror, the horror!
Just went over there. Yep. She’s lost it:
“Al Qaeda CloserThanThis to Nuke. And the band plays on. I’ve got one word for this. Pelosi.”
Our Speak-elect gave the AQ a nuke? Did the band? I’m confused.
Late Nite Music.
Chicken Cordon Bleus
Patrick 4/4 @ 156
The post is already writing itself.
punaise @ 157
I’m just bein’ a little snarky. I still like to go there every now and then. It’s amazing, because except for Cody’s and Comix and Comics being gone, everything is the same as when I was a kid.
Blub @ 162
Get ready for it… tomorrow the rant about Pelosifascists begins a seven-part series….
Dave Latchaw @ 166
shame about Cody’s closing. Rasputin’s Records and Amoeba Records are still OK.
Blub @ 163
It’s all about the mustache: Pelosi.
Pelosislamists?
AtlasBuggs writing about nukes is almost as bad as her having one. There are some things the mentally unstable should not be allowed to even write about….
neurophius @ 169
Brings whole new nuance to the phrase, “Ragin’ Grannies,” doesn’t it? :)
Pelosinazis.
That’s what she’ll call us.
Good night!
Pelosi’s lips: Those things that come with your sheets when you buy them.
Pelosi no evil
Pelo hear no evil
PeloSpeaker no evil
TRex @ 173
Sleep tight – with visions of meshugah plums dancing in your head.
the call me Pelo yellow
Pel-lucid.
neurophius @ 174
dude – that’s out there :~)
The Pelocratic Party?
Tupelo(si) Honey
dharmarific @ 180
It’s getting late. Let’s not start a Pelo fight!
Pelosinazifragiliciousexpialidocious
darkblack @ 183
I think you missed an umlat somewhere
Nah, these are epic battles… the Pull-A-Pelosinesean Wars.
But the Q is silent
;>)
neurophius @ 182
Now’s not the time to go all wobbly.
montag @ 185
is that based on chimp-pyrrical data?
darkblack @
154
all done but the writin’, now. great one!
Pelosicrats.
Will the last Republican to leave Congress Pelosi turn out the lights?
Patrick 4/4 @ 187
Sorry, but I just can’t stop myself…
“Arise ye pups of Firedog Nation
Arise ye fever’d of the swamp
The Right Wing thunders condemnation
But it’s them that we shall stomp
“No more the media’s chains shall bind us
Jane Hamshers of the Left shall rule o’er all
The blogosphere’s a new creation
We have been naught we shall be all
“‘Tis the final conflict
The rabid sheep will make our stand
The Firedoglake shall grow and prosper
And the trolls be forever banned”
TeddySanFran @ 189
glory, glory hole a louyahTeddySanFran @ 189
Missed the REO Speedwagon sticker, though
;>)
punaise @ 187
Sorta. I think it originates in Rove’s Impyrrhical calculations….
now is not the time to go all ziggy
TRex,
Be careful, dinodog. You’ve inherited HST’s legacy somehow. But Pamela is like a warp that sucks gonzo out of this universe and into some sort of anti-matter body elsewhere.
“Not on her game” means “too much ‘infidel juice’ (Pammy’s word for Beefeater’s) on the plane plus 40mgs. of Valium to take the edge off”, or, not to put too fine a point on it, “I was in a blackout when we landed and I woke up in my hotel with no laptop and no idea how I got there”.
Now, that is so anti-HST. She’s mimicking in her small way, the 2nd chapter of F&LinLV. She doesn’t even know it, though. I like your link to Wolcott’s explanation of her panic at this time to a “fugue state.”
Didn’t some sort of anti-laptop dancing regulation pass in Nevada last week?
neurophius @ 191
And the International
House of Pancakes
Will feed mankind
Freshman Orientation. Sounds like the journamilizts love them some Nancy Boyda.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/…..01165.html
Patrick 4/4 @ 196
IHOP so. Somebody’s gotta.
TeddySanFran @ 198
“The moment came for Nancy Boyda when she planted her derriere on the marble balustrade outside the U.S. Capitol, gazed up at the illuminated dome and drew in the mild evening air. She knew she wasn’t in Kansas anymore.”
Hey, Teddy. That’s MY Congresswoman they’re talking about!
And what business do they have talking about her derriere!
neurophius @ 199
The last shall be first.
Plus, you’ve gotta play to your base.
neurophius @ 200
it’s a typo – they thought she was from Wisconsin, and they were alluding to her dairy air.
Well, at least it’s a Democratic seat now!
montag @ 185
The wine dark sea leads to Napa…
I’d better go get some sleep before things get out of hand. Good night, all.
why do you think they call it a ballast-trade?
punaise @ 205
And isn’t this a rump session of Congress?
Patrick 4/4 @ 207
now you’re just being cheeky
punaise @ 205
At the Capitol Building? There, shouldn’t it be a blustirade?
Good night flaming puppies!
Patrick 4/4 @ 210
buenos nachos…
goodnight free rabid lambs
(and citizens of the Lake…)
looks like “lights out” time
mind your ziggurats, folks…
Who is this Pam person? Is she Jewish? I went over there and found a woman’s head on top of a wonder woman body…is that her? What exactly does she contribute to the national dialogue? How does she get readers when she is so reactionary? She sounds totally paranoid…maybe I could get her to fire one up or even better take a couple tabs of Owsley’s purple dot…then she would see her soul and repent her ways
The misogyny in the WaPo has been deep and turgid since Grandma’s victory — an article yesterday said that Pelosi’s choice not to have Harman chair the Intelligence Committee was “pregnant with personal animus.”
I’d really hate to watch the Post reporters turn into Dennis Miller. Lotsa boys locker room jokes will only doom them to further irrelevance, though, so it’s hard to care….
spiderpaws @
214
I don’t think she’s Jewish. Why would that matter? She’s obviously a follower of Ayn Rand, who must be turning over in her atheistic grave if she knows this demented person has become one of the leading symbols of the Rand legacy.
spiderpaws @ 213
Umm, I think AtlasBuggs is in no need of hallucinogens… she is already seeing plenty of things without them that the rest of us don’t. :)
g’nite, mighty lakepups.
….But then something changed. He inflated and blanched. The sharpness went out of him and he started dry-humping Dubya’s leg and hanging out with Jerry Falwell and now I have nothing but contempt for him.
Have we checked his basement for pods?
I think the GOP powers that be told him they’d help him get the nomination if he’d play ball. After being torpedoed by Rove et al., he probably convinced himself that he was just leasing out his soul, and he’d be able to fix everything after he’d won.
Sadly for him, he hitched his star to Rove and Bush for the two years before they went down in flames, and in the process sacrificed is reputation for being a straight-talking maverick, the only thing he actually had going for him. He’s still worshipped by the media, so they may be able to paper over that, but he’s definitely damaged himself in the eyes of one group and pandered unsuccessfully to another.
FWIW, I read recently (on Crooks and Liars I think) that McCain was responsible for the accidental deaths of several (several dozen as I recall) American soldiers when he was horsing around with military equipment in VeitNam. The theory posited was that McCain is basically being blackmailed by Rove to play ball their way, and, being the proud survivor that he is, McCain is not willing to let the story come to light. I suppose there are ways to find out what truth there might be to the theory.
What’s the weather like around the world tonight? Here in central California it is raining but very warm…and rather nice….we pulled our boots and raincoats out of the back of the closet today …the dogs raincoat too, a little green one with black fleece on the inside…ready to splash through puddles
Is the Ayn Rand corporation or whatever still around, or even just her publisher, is Pam paying the rights to liscense the name Atlas Shrugs? I mean if Marvel Comics can go after Hulk Hogan.
spiderpaws @
220
plus 5 degrees F and blowing 20 knots, gusting to 45. I’m in my shop with the dog Strider cuddled on his pad, waiting for me to give him his last treat of the day – leftover halibut better than most people get in a four-star restaurant….
ET, is plus 5 degrees F and blowing 20 knots, gusting to 45 a typical fall day?
TRex @
140
He IS scrumptious, isn’t he? And he writes like a real MAN! Sirota’s pretty good, but too much wonk, not enough bite for my taste.
OT: I seem to remember the defense offered by the cable news networks and Sunday morning talkies for having 3-1 RapePublicans on their shows was that R’s were the majority in both houses and had the the White House. Does anyone suppose that there might be more Dem’s on now? (This weekend was NOT a good sign–RG Joe and McCain??? WTF???)
darkblack @
154
d to the mutha f’in b!
Somehow I can’t imagine american voters whpping themselves up into a frenzy over McCain…pods theory makes sense
Suzanne @ 223
atypical. my son is whining ’cause he has to race in Fairbanks this weekend where the rules for shutting down a Nordic ski event are minus 20 F, rather than the minus 5 F we use here. If they used our rules up there, they’d never be able to race….
Samwoman @ 224
Anyone who doesn’t think this country’s being run by some real assholes needs to ask themselves why those two are treated as wise men….
That sounds very cold & merciless ET but what does sound good is that halibut… I am a huge fish eater, driving all over the bay for the perfect fish to grill…my little dog is also a big fish lover…are you feeding it raw to Strider?
Wind is coming up here now…
montag @
228
Watch the commercials for the Sunday morning talks. Without seeing those, one misses most of the point.
nite..
We need a new economic pelosi.
Cheney will be begging for Murthosi, from the Hague.
History will call these (post busholocene) times the pelosiassic era.
I sure hope Frank Probst @ 133 is correct!
I wonder if an official German accusation of war crimes would spark a defensive posture in our new “D” congress or would it insure/encourage/speed up investigations?
spiderpaws – Sorry but whoever Pam is, a connection of the dot might not be good for polkas or other living things…)
ET – Read your comment this morning on recommending Alaska books, please do someday. I think John McPhee – Coming Into The Country, a book I read as a little boy will always be a favorite of mine.
nite
Jumping the news cycle: Iran Hawks Reorganize.
DC comics might also have an issue with her supergirl costume being used to promote her views, or they might want a cut of her cash!
montag @
228
Cranky, whiny, ego-centric little boys who can’t STAND to have anyone challenge them. They’re perfect together, but, really, they should get a room and leave us out of their demented vision(s).
spiderpaws @ 229
Not raw. I made fish & chips this evening.
OK, one more story.
In 1980 my wife was going to Columbia in NYC, doing some post-graduate work, and I remained alone, expanding this thing http://www.ci.whittier.ak.us/harbor.html to its present size.
We had set some king crab and Dungeness crab pots out in the bay before she left, so I picked them one day from our Boston Whaler. There were three huge king crab and a bunch of dungies.
When I got back to the harbor, I stopped at the fuel dock to top off my tanks. A small tour boat was tied off there. A nice looking, over-dressed woman came over from the tour boat, looking the crabs and me over. She asked, in a strong Dallas accent, “Is that there Alaska king crab?’
I replied “Yes, ma’am.”
“What’re ya goin’ to do with it?”
I chuckled. “”I’m allergic to king crab, so what I can’t give away to my friends, I’ll feed to my cat.”
She stared at me a long time. Then she stated sternly “You should be shot!”
prostratedragon @ 232
Too many old faces (and old neo-cons) for me to think this is anything new. New front men, same old agenda.
Iran Hawks article fascinating
montag @
236
Oh, quite. Puts “paid” to all that Iraq humble pie, though, don’t it?
Sorry about the format there, “quote” didn’t work–preview is my friend, preview is my friend, preview is my friend, preview is my friend…
Spiderpaws @220 (for some reason quote this comment has gone weird tonight)The weather here in South East Queensland at 7 pm is hot (about 80F and dry). The winters here can be brutal though, some days it does not even get to 75.
She wanted those crabs ET, wonder she didn’t shoot you herself…
but, but, but:
petedownunder: doesn’t even get to 75* ???? I love hot and dry…is it summer there? You can probably see the stars tonight too…
prostratedragon @ 238
Any time I see both Perle’s and Ledeen’s names in one place, I assume the worst. I don’t think either of them have done one whit of self-examination about their roles in the mess in Iraq right now. (The news over the last few days suggests that, quite the opposite, they are purging themselves of any responsibility whatsoever, and outright lying about their advocacy of what has become a debacle.)
The day that no one in government takes them seriously can’t come soon enough.
spiderpaws @ 243
No stars, hazy clouds. This is not a good place for astronomy, too humid generally. It is late spring here, though down in Canberra they had snow today.
The 10 Kilogram Kitty is alseep on the deck trying to stay cool (10 kg is 22 lbs – a very big kitty).
Where are you?
punaise @ 242
I think that for many RapePublican’s the war in Iraq (and Afghanistan for that matter) are stunning successes. Isn’t the point to get so embroiled in war that billions of dollars can be made by private industry (Halliburton, KBR, Bechtel…) and privatize as much of the military as possible, and generally create as much chaos as possible so that it’s harder to find the thievery going on? The neocons probably thought they had found the magic hen, even if it could only last a decade or so, it’s still BILLIONS in their pockets and lots of favorable legislation for years to come. I’m convinced that the only reason RapePublicans are in politics is to have *unchecked* access to the deepest pocket on the planet–the US taxpaying citizenry.
Ledeen alone has long been enough for me, though I’m coming to a new appreciation for the yawning vacuum that is Richard Perle.
“The American people won’t sign off on a war with Iran …”
Seems the great project of denying us a chance to veto (under full information) is continuing.
Pete @245…central California near the coast…we have a 22 pounder too who sleeps in the blackberries when it gets too hot…she is orange and white and was washed up as a baby at the flooded Russian River and found by a man rowing his family out. His kids fed her with a bottle and then she came to us since I rescue anything with four legs…winged creatures as well. Just think…you have summer to look forward to.
Samwoman @ 246
It is an oddity, isn’t it? For people who dislike government as much as they profess, they sure are doing everything they can to not only run it, but to make it even bigger, and to make sure their friends profit from it….
spiderpaws @ 248
Thank you for rescuing–you are clearly, a great soul…
Why, and please forgive my ignorance here, does she sleep in the blackberries when it gets hot?
montag @ 249
Why isn’t this more obvious to the 31%, and why in gawd’s name, aren’t Dem’s making this point loudly and clearly?
‘ Must be time for me to hit the hay.
If anyone’s out there, good night, and sweet dreams.
Samwoman: because it is cooler under the thickets…when you have thick rings of fat insulating your body, you might be looking for that cool spot…like our LuLu…since she was handraised with no mama she thinks she is a human, we never told her differently
Good Morning, Firepups!
Still dark outside, with a warm drizzle to start the day here in central Jersey, where we are still celebrating the big win last Thursday night. No, not Tuesday, not the election, altho’ we’re delighted with that, too. Nope, we’re still grinning from ear to ear about Rutgers beating Louisville, and moving up to No. 6 in the BCS Poll.
Mr. NJP went to a wonderful program on Sunday, organized by one of the peace groups that he’s involved with. Among the speakers were Ira Shorr, National Field Director of Security Programs for Physicians for Social Responsibility, and Dr. Randall Caroline Forsberg, Director of the Institute for Defense and Disarmament Studies and Professor of International Security Studies at City University of New York.
Coffee’s on. I’ve put the biscuits in the oven, and they’ll be ready in a few minutes. Sit right down and make yourself at home.
Mornin’.
[dog whimpers]
[I remember I don’t have a dog. It’s me in search of coffee.]
Nice and strong French Roast. Here’s a big mug. Help yourself.
[takes cup. Smiles at njp.]
Did you say biscuits? Mmmm.
Good morning, all. Biscuits?? There are biscuits?? Oooh, thank you.
Here are today’s NYT columnists, from behind the firewall:
http://select.nytimes.com/2006…..amp;emc=th
Nicholas Kristof, “Poisoned Arrows vs. Machine Guns.”
http://select.nytimes.com/2006…..amp;emc=th
John Tierney, “Bring On The Seinfeld Congress.”
Now I’m going to shuffle off and get my tea. Have a great day, folks.
“We already knew the insulation on her wiring wasn’t up to code”….
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEEEHEEEEHEEEHEE!
*ahem* Ok,deep breaths…
Better now.(my hubby is a home inspector/electrician/overall building maintenence kind of guy.One rarely sees home inspection humor)
Jesus Christ that woman needs professional help. Deprogramming,an intervention,something dear god,anything to make her stop. I’m not sure what is more frightening,Pammy Herself or the people who read Pammy and take her seriously.
Is it just me,or do I get the feeling if she’d been around in her current state of disrepair say,30 yrs ago,would she have been dismissed as someone released from a doctor’s care too soon with the wrong meds?
Her poor kids. Someone ought to think of the children,seriously.
Hmm,maybe her laptop fell into the hands of an ex husband,who could use what he finds in new custody proceedings.
An Angry Old Broad @ 259
Angry Old Broad -
Yup……..that one’s definitely a “keeper”. *g*
Up to 150 kidnapped from Baghdad institute
anyone listening to rep. jim saxton (R-NJ, Armed Services Terrorism Subcommittee chair) this morning on c-span’s washington journal?
he’s been drinking some of bush’s pre-election kool-aide… yuck. don’t know how will replace this guy in january, but i’m looking forward to finding out…
here’s an example… rumsfeld shouldn’t have left, i like don rumsfeld…
blegh.
saying he was “not ready to see more professors get killed.”
Unfortunately, that’s probably not such a big problem. How many can there be left?
jayt @ 263
Is he implying that, at some point, he will be ready to see more professors get killed?
Lott running for whip post
Lott had refrained from openly discussing his intentions for the whip race even after GOP Conference Chairman Rick Santorum (R-Pa.), who was next in line based on seniority, lost his reelection bid last week. Few on Capitol Hill would second-guess Lott’s prowess at backroom maneuvering, and his silence had given way to questions about whether a new feint was in the works.
But Lott spokeswoman Susan Irby confirmed his bid in a statement. “Senator Lott is running for Republican whip. His name will be on the ballot. We are closing in on victory,” she said.
Looking for 18,000 missing votes in Florida
Among all the reports logged last Tuesday by election-protection hotline numbers, the most serious complaints were from voters in Florida’s Sarasota County, where the vagaries of the electronic voting process may have determined the outcome of the election. As a result, Democrat Christine Jennings has not conceded, even though Republican Vern Buchanan has already declared victory.
-via HuffPo
George Bush Reaching Across the Aisle
‘ morning, all… coffee’s ready!
OT, but interesting…
I’m hearing on NPR that reports coming out of Japan say anyone taking Tamiflu should be watched carefully for signs of bizarre behavior, mental changes and convulsions, especially children. There may be side effects that haven’t been mentioned yet. As I recall, Don Rumsfeld is HEAVILY invested in Tamiflu, so maybe his retirement may not be as cushy as he was hoping…
Oh thanks, OC, I could use some more caffeine.
Up way toooooo late last night with the TRex-inator here at FDL.
hold out yer cup, Rayne… caffeine is good for your brain!
that TRex, so funny!
Ooooh…did someone say biscuits? New thread, gang. :)
I can’t wait to find out what’s on Pammy’s laptop. But please, take your time, T-Rex. Maybe hire a forensics expert. I wanna see deleted emails, pron, ebay purchases, etc.
Da bitch is CRAZEH!
She makes Malkin look like Janeane Garofalo (the object of my eternal and infernal lust).
Atlas smokes.
TRex – this is one of your best!!! Thanks for your wonderful snark.
(I’m sitting in a meeting trying not to laugh out loud.)
Also – I heard a rumor that she was at Lieberman’s election victory celebration. Does anyone know whether or not this is true?