George W. Bush, a cruel, harsh joke of a president, who joked about not finding any WMD in Iraq, even as our soldiers were dying daily for his “mistake.”

But the dems can do ju jitsu and flip it right back. I am not claiming brilliance here, just urge them to send out good spokespeople now (Dean, Murtha, Pelosi, Reid…) with something like this

About the joke:

John Kerry botched a joke about the President, not the troops. George W. Bush has botched this war, endangered our troops, and allowed nearly three thousand young americans die in this invasion and occupation.

About John Kerry as “party leader”:

John Kerry is one senator out of a hundred, and he is not running for office at this time. If you want to get us unstuck from this war, you need to elect a new democratic majority in the house and senate, because this republican congress is rubber stamping the failed policies of this administration.

About insulting the troops:

John Kerry and his democratic colleagues have consistently stood up for the troops, voting for body armor, veterans benefits, and oversight of this war when the republican congress rubber stamped Bush’s failed policies. You don’t have to believe me–the non-partisan Iraq and Afghan Veterans of America gave consistently higher ratings to democrats than republicans on supporting troops and vets.

Closer:

George W. Bush and his administration are using this distortion of John Kerry’s remarks and record to distract from their failure to lead in this war. Vote for a democratic majority in congress now to reverse the failed war leadership of the Bush Administration and the rubber stamp republican congress.

I hope there are no sharp objects near you.

Oh, BTW, Kerry’s a dumbass. What he said makes no sense and if it were a joke it is even lamer. Bush has similar educational credentials to…..Kerry! He did not say a word about wisdom and prudence, where he might have made a case. He’s a loser, literally.

Enjoy your hatefest. Keep on the sunny side. Love to all.

Why?

1) Regarding 9/11, the well-oiled counter-terrorism machine, headed by Richard Clarke, that President Clinton had established, would have continued doing it’s excellent job under President Al Gore, thus leading to the capture of some, if not all, of the al Qaeda pre-9/11 conspirators in the United States. Furthermore, a President Al Gore would have probably followed through on the threat issued by President Bill Clinton to the al Qaeda leadership in Afghanistan, and once the U.S.S. Cole attackers were identified in early 2001, then President Al Gore would have vigorously engaged the right-wing religious enemy, al Qaeda, in Afghanistan…possibly even capturing or killing Osama bin Laden…before 9/11.

2) Does anyone think that a President Al Gore would have pulled the stunts and the outright lies that Bush used to start a war in Iraq? Would a President Al Gore have “fixed” the intelligence around a “regime-change” policy involving Iraq? Only a complete fool (or a Republican) would possibly think this. The only way a President Al Gore would have launched an attack against Iraq would have been if Iraq had either attacked us directly or had pulled an al Qaeda and bombed one of our overseas embassies or attacked one of our military assets (like the U.S.S. Cole).

In other words, while Donald Rumsfeld and his insane military plans have been a disaster for our military, and George W. Bush has been a disaster for our “rule of law” democracy, an Al Gore presidency would have saved countless U.S. lives and untold American taxpayer funds.

Which, of course, is why Karl rove continues to trot out the Republican talking point that the terrorists win if the Democrats win. The truth is the exact opposite. As long as Republicans keep pulling their dumbass stunts involving our military, our treasury and our diplomacy, the terrorists will keep applauding for the Republicans and secretly praying to Allah that the Republicans will continue stealing even more elections from the Democrats.

It is obvious after so much time that the best friend the terrorists have in the United States are George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and all their Republican enablers.

CNN’s Anderson Cooper has just had two or three talking heads on condemning Kerry about his “outburst” and how Kerry is “all about himself”. They really think he will hurt the party talking the truth…wimpy whiners, all of them

More like complete and utter wankers, but I think we’d otherwise agree. Christ, who were these clowns, and why wasn’t someone included who could actually say something pro-Dem and anti-Bush?

Ok, ok, we all know the answer to that question.

MPV

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Where did “pickles” come from?

Wonder if she ever goes to those sex aids “tupperware” parties.

Believe it or not, “Pickles” is the pet name Dubya gave his wife, long ago.

He’s given everybody else a nickname. Why not her, too?

Perhaps an affectionate reference to her . . .um . . . er . . . proclivities?