
Okay, kids, it's time for Today in Wrongness With TRex!
Where shall we begin? Let's start on our own side of the aisle, shall we?
When approached by the Use It or Lose It campaign, a spokesman for professional dive-taker John Kerry said (and I paraphrase), "No way! This is our money to squander and waste as we see fit!" And then threw in a special "fuck you" to the netroots (hat-tip to Tim Grieve of Salon's War Room):
Talk about feeling the pressure: John Kerry spokesman David Wade seems to have heard quite enough from netroots who think his boss ought to be dipping deeper into his 2008 campaign war chest to help Democrats win now. "Cowards can hide behind anonymous Web sites," Wade tells the New York Times, "but Democrats out in the country, party leaders and real netroots activists know how hard John Kerry has fought to win these elections."
Oh, yeah, I know about that reeeeeeeeeal well. As hard as he worked in 2004, right? As I said in a post addressed to Mr. Kerry a few weeks ago:
When it came down to it in the summer of 2004, you let a bunch of seriously crooked (and easily debunked!) smear-merchants slime you and you rolled over. You should have opened the flame-thrower on those people. But you decided that you would take the high road and hope that it went away. It didn’t go away. It sank your whole campaign. You let us down when we really needed you.
I’m not going into battle with you again. When it got ugly, you took your rich white ass back to Boston even as reports were pouring in on election day 2004 that something was really wrong in Ohio. You conceded before the damn polls were even closed!
We'll let Kos have the last word on this one:
Daily Kos' Markos Moulitsas Zúniga notes that neither he nor ante-up leader Chris Bowers is in hiding. "Bowers doesn't look that anonymous to me. Nor am I," he writes. "But to Wade, here's a hearty 'fuck you.' We have long memories."
John Kerry doesn't care about Democrats. John Kerry just cares about John Kerry. And that's just wrong!
In other Wrongness News, Gen. George Casey and Iraqi Ambassador Zalmay Khalilizad were totally wrong to try and spin the situation in Iraq on live television today without a backup generator, because before they even got rolling, a blackout plunged the room into darkness. No matter what the administration tells you, all basic services in Iraq like water, electricity, sanitation, and health care are still far below pre-war levels and not getting better any time soon.
And speaking of wrong about Iraq, here's a recent quote from the Doughy Pantload:
Oh, Jonah, you little milk-sucking mama's boy, you shitstain in the GOP's tighty-whiteys, you fat little bullet-catcher, it's time you and I had a little talk. Everybody knows you got your job because your mommy threatened to break Rich Lowry's jaw if he didn't hire you. You not only can't write your way out of a wet paper bag, you clearly are so mentally stunted that you could get lost for a week trying to climb out of the bathtub.
For the last time:
You armchair generals said, "We must go to war in Iraq!"
Thousands of sensible people said, "I don't think that's such a good idea."
Your side said, "YOU COWARDS HATE AMERICA! YOU LOVE THE TERRORISTS! WE MUST, MUST, MUST GO TO WAR IN IRAQ!"
So, we invaded Iraq, and the War in Iraq has been nothing but a catastrophic series of cascading errors, an unmitigated disaster of apocalyptic proportions, quod erat demonstrandum, we were right and you, dickweed, were WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. Even if you fall back on John Dickerson's brain-hemorrhaged logic of "We were right to be wrong", which is a considerable stretch, in the final analysis, YOU WERE ALL DEAD FUCKING WRONG.
But when we really, really need somebody to get something laughably wrong, we go straight to the blogosphere's source for Open Sewer Media, uh-huh, Pajamas Media, who put up this post in response to my Ann Coulter piece for the Book Salon with Joe Maguire on Sunday:
Meanwhile, in the middle of Firedog Lake,
October 23, 2006 7:33 AM
T. Rex more or less admits that he is ‘in more dire need of a date with Ann Coulter than any white man in history.’ (FD Lake)
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Return to Pajamas Media homepage
To which I responded in their comments section:
TRex :
Get a fact-checker and a boiler suit, you bitches, so we don't have to keep explaining you to our friends, okay?
And finally, tonight, a wholly different kind of wrong, but still worth noting, Barbra Streisand has finally recorded a song I like. It's the techno remix of her recent live show outburst, where she told a Bush-licking heckler to "SHUT THE FUCK UP" if he can't take a joke. Yay, Barbra! I see you still have some edge after all these years. Let's all sing along while facing the direction of the offices of the NRO:
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up if you can't take a joke!
It's got a great beat! And you can daaaaance to it. I give it a 10, Dick!
And that's all for tonight, firedogs! And remember, when you're right, you're right. But when you're wrong, you're a Republican.
Thank you and good night.
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HA HA HA HAA HAAAAAA!!
*snerk*
I'm gay, you dipshit. I'd have sex with Ann Coulter about as eagerly as with a bookmark.
SPEAKER PELOSI!
SPEAKER PELOSI!
SPEAKER PELOSI!!!!!
Oct 23, 2006 10:53 AM