I don’t get it. John Bolton seems to have tons of time to talk with Pamela Atlas, but he doesn’t want to talk to Taylor Marsh. Taylor put in a request for an interview, and was told that Disco Bolton "hadn’t given many interviews to bloggers" and probably wouldn’t be granting one to her.
Says Scott T. Paul over at TPM Cafe:
As far as I can tell, Bolton has interviewed with one blog, and that is Atlas Shrugs, which Bolton considers a "news publication" and whose author he considers a "journalist." Here’s what Atlas Shrugs has to say about Islam: "the Quran, is a document of exclusion, hatred and violence that shapes the Muslim’s thinking and behaving. This stone-age document is optimally suited for people of stunted development."
That’s not offensive enough? How about this: "All the excuses, grievances and reasons given for savagery of the jihadists and Islamofascists are side issues. It is Islam, dummy. It is Islam itself. Get it?"
Inquiring minds want to know why Bolton granted Pamela Oshry an exclusive interview, elevating her from the most obscure and lunatic corner of the blogosphere into the public eye. Ambassador Bolton, are these your beliefs too, or did you sit for this interview because it would rile up the base and help your confirmation chances? Senators, citizens, and the international community will want to know.
I’m guessing any Bolton interview request would probably be aided by enough martinis to render one unconscious and face down in the crotchless panty bin at the Pleasure Chest, although I don’t know that for a fact. But as a veteran of Plato’s Retreat, Disco Bolton appears to have a thing for horizontal journalism — a route some are obviously more willing to take than others.
Sadly, Taylor is probably SOL. But it should be interesting to watch an unprofessional blogger like herself compete with the high standards of, you know, the pros.
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kobe !
Kafkaesque.
Oh, snark, thy name is beautious in my heart!
Meanwhile, in another corner of the TPM Cafe — Jane’s phraseology is embraced by Sid Blumenthal:
Emphasis mine.
I don’t know where Pam lives but I would be happy to help her find a meeting.
Holes in the ozone the size of Brazil
Barges of trash in the chewable breeze
Pools of industrial wasteland pat
Sulfur dioxide dissolving the trees
Pretty soon it will all end with a boom
Why am I painting the living room?
I have the whole day off
Cause it’s a Saturday
There is a bluegrass band
Somewhere along the bay
Look at the lilacs bloom
Why am I painting the living room?
A pinhead evangelist pays for his sin
With a five dollar fine for a black collar crime
Kingpins of industry knowingly nod
Just like Lake Erie they’re 12% slime
They wink at the president too I assume
And here I am painting the living room
I hear the bluebird sing
Don’t let the day go by
Look at the blossoms blow
Over the blue blue sky
All with a wild perfume
And here I am painting the living room
snip
From a message board of protest songs.
http://williamgibsonboard.com/…..8071092952
Priceless imagery.
Wouldn’t want to be faced with anything but softballs, would he?
Things are really getting ‘bizzarro’. We have Joe Scarborough saying: “But when America is fighting a global war on terror where the battle is for hearts and minds instead of beachheads and landing strips, we need a leader [not Bush] who can explain to friend and foe alike why America is in Iraq, why we keep sending arms to Israel and why liberal democracy is preferable…” (brackets are mine)
I’ll say it again: moustache rides.
I’m assuming that Pam’s interview request included something along the lines of “I’ll let you touch them.”
Batlass Meshuggenah got the scoop because Ten-Story John gave her a big pearl necklace.
Sorry no graphic for that mental pic, wingers…How about this, instead?
;>)
Unbelievable as it sounds, there is a clown out there deserving of even less attention than Ann Coulter — Atlas Shrugs. Why on earth do you do it?
tommy yum @ 9
darkblack @ 11
Luckily I had a towel over the keyboard because I have learned from past mistakes. Unlike W.
Time for me to do my monthly slog to SoPas thru the divine getaway nite rush-hour traffic. But at least I’ll be laughing all the way on that punchline. Bravo!
Bustednuckles @ 6
I dunno…it has a bit of an “H.P. Lovecraft meets Ralph Bakshi” vibe for me.
But what does Pam have to say about Jon-Benet Ramsey? THAT’S the story of the hour!
Atlas shrugged and John Bolted.
I’ve just been catching up on my Lebanon reading and I’m wondering, during the last 30 days, is there a way to figure out whether GWB recruited more terrorists for al-Qaeda or for Hezbollah?
Right now I’d vote for Hagel over Hilary.
I don’t know. Those two deserve each other.
David Ehrenstein @ 16
She plans to blame the Arabs to the tune of “Funkytown”.
Super OT – I was trying to figure out where the Russell Tice thing is, but not coming up with anything. He was subpoened for the first week in August, but then I think his attorney got that rescheduled. Don’t know much after that. Anybody else?
What everyone else has said.
I can’t stomach those constant replays of JonBenet beauty pageant photos another second. They are so incredibly creepy. The whole freakin’ situation is creepy.
I would hold my nose and vote for Hillary rather than Hagel. He says many things that sound good but he always votes with Bush. Though not a neocon, he is very conservative. The real issue for 2006 and beyond is whether you want your government controlled by evangelicals and neocons or not.
“face down in the crotchless panty bin…” Or, peering up from under the out-house. Is this what they call subtle commentary? If so, I jus’ dooo luv it.
How big a bounce did this vlogging get for Bolton? I mean, really. I can only watch 11 seconds and I give up. I don’t get it.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 26
There were no cuss words, so I’m pretty sure it qualifies as civil.
Well, it is Friday, and we all need to have a little, irony-tinged chuckle. As absurdist theater it is pretty hard to beat. Who could make this stuff up?
ccmask @ 27
What… kind of bouncing are we talking about?
Eli @ 20
Fear the pammytocracy!
P.S. This was on page 20 or something yesterday…shrieking harpy is working!
florida mom 4 — um yeah
Exactly Eli. lol
bk @ 25
Holy crap! What a choice!!!
bk @ 25
What you say is true. And when push comes to shove I would vote for Hill too. But on the most pressing problem, in my view, that of Iraq, which perhaps enjoins planet survival, I much prefer Hagel’s position.
This is but another example of the fact that water (or sewage) will always seek its own level.
FDL has had George Soros, and will have John Dean. That’s a pretty distinguished list. FDL should ask Bolton for an interview with a few reader questions thrown in, just for fun. Probably have to moderate and screen questions, but FDL crowd is pretty civilized. I think you should consider asking him.
Why not both on a unity ticket?
Jane! Once again TKO! This is the article for my first spotlight and I’m sending it to my congress people as well. Why aren’t any of our congress concerned about this? If there was any doubt our government is run by stupid frat boys, this “interview” proves it. You know, I just kept thinking “jees, get a room…”.
immanentize @ 39
How about neither on a sanity clause?
Jane Hamsher @ 33
I cannot wait until all these Rebuplican values come home to roost. Then we can endlessly go to the video tape.
I am sickened and disheartened after my two phone calls today to Sen. Bill Nelson’s office. I swear to all of you I was channelling my inner Daniel Berrigan and never raised my voice once. Matt in the Orlando office was becoming overwrought with our conversation and kept repeatedly yelling at me “Why does it matter?” (if Nelson endorses Lamont?)
Am suddenly struck with reality that Sen. Nelson is a Democrat in George W. Bush clothing and am having an interesting night (first night without my little kiddlets all summer so it should have been some breakout time for Momma…not).
Well, at least I have FDL as an island of refuge to swim to in the sea of insanity.
So, I have to ask this:
Has anyone ever, in her entire life, told Pamela: “You’re really not *that* attractive. Or clever.”?
I hadn’t considered the Plato’s Retreat angle before. It’s as logical an explanation as any.
Eli @ 43
Yes but Pam demanded a recount and stole the election like all good Republicans do.
Our fire situation is much better today. All but three evacuated subdivisions have reopened, and while the fire is burning in several places on the mountain, tremendous firefighting efforts and aerial support, good weather, and all the great karma sent our way kept the fire from creating an unbelievable disaster.
Thank you all, and please send that great karma onto other areas that are still battling blazes.
Eli @ 4:24 pm (#43) – Has anyone ever, in her entire life, told Pamela: “You’re really not *that* attractive. Or clever.”?
In order: probably not, and almost certainly.
Of course, that’s just my opinion, and I could be wrong ;)
Kos, Atrios, and Jane all get lots of adulation from their fans, but I never see *them* making total asses of themselves in front of a camera, much less think that they’re the world’s greatest entertainer while doing so…
I thought Bolton only went to Plato’s for the swimming?
Cujo359 @ 47
Pamela and Dubya are, IMO, two glaring examples of what happens when someone’s ego is stroked without merit their entire life, without ever getting a dose of harsh reality as to their true merit.
I regularly launch pre-emptive strikes on mine so no-one else has to.
meta @ 24
And as the parent of a daughter, what I find particularly “creepy” is that a mother would want her six year old child in these so called beauty spectacles. This action by this child’s mother may have actually contributed to this little girl’s demise. Disgraceful. And so very unnecessary. I think.
immanentize @ 39
I’m thinking Pam felt just like this when Bolton answered her first question.
Ok, well, maybe not JUST like this. *g*
BTW Imman – Notice what color tie our AG picked to explain how legal the wiretap program is and how many lives have been saved by surveilling bareback.
ya’ know – I think this yellow tie lie thing might have legs!
I’m sorry to say that this comment is far more “on topic” than I would like it to be, Ramesh Ponnuru is on Jim Leherer’s NewsHour, substituting for
the spectacularly stupidDavid Brooks.Hilda @ 46
Will do, but still sending some your way too.
Hm. I’ve just started processing photos of sea lions from my vacation, and there is a definite… resemblance.
John Casper @ 54
You know what Gonzales taught me – that I CAN be forced to wish we still had Ashcroft as AG.
Now I’m learning my Brooks lesson.
Life sux.
Eli @ 56
He is the egg man. He is the walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
Eli @ 56
Had foolishly removed towel from keyboard. Hope that passion fruit tea is non-staining. STOOOOOOOOOP. Can’t. Stop. Laughing..
help
This yellow tie thing…some kind of signal to their minions?
Atlas interviewing Bolton…..
There are so many boobs in this picture that I’m confused as to which boob was doing what.
ironranger @ 60
No, just an attempt to divert attention from the yellow streak on the other side.
Hilda, that’s fantastic news. Bravo. I hope you are doing well.
ccmask @
49
Yeah, with the Coney Island whitefish
;>)
Can I just say how sorry I feel for the fish in Pam’s tank? Take that as you will.
“Now I’m learning my Brooks lesson.”
Yeah, I just used Spotlight to send this post to ten of the TM’s Foreign Policy types in hope that it will get their attention
, all four seconds of it,them. IMO, this is extremely newsworthy to them.“…. unconscious and face down in the crotchless panty bin at the Pleasure Chest…”
Well now, what do I tell my kids I was laughing at?
They really REALLY want to know. ;) hahaha
What I’m sayin’.
(I have much better pics, but I haven’t gotten to them yet)
wesgpc’s votinglinks @
38
Just one problem: you have to have published a book to get an invitation to the Book Salon. So far as I can tell (via Amazon as well as Barnes and Noble), The ‘Stash hasn’t published anything.
Of course, there’s all that stuff he’s tried to get through the reviewers on the 7th floor of the State Department, but even they won’t let it see the light of day without some serious reworking. Maybe if he sent it to one of those Wingnut Welfare Publishing Houses, they’d put it out there for him.
In an article in Haaretz today, Amir Oren more or less in passing relates that according to Israel’s military itself its second highest priority in the North (after ensuring tranquility in the area by avoiding escalation) was before the present crisis to prevent abductions. He says that Israel knew that abduction was a danger because the head of Hezbollah Hassan Nasrallah had made public announcements to that effect. Moreover, after the abduction of Gilad Shalit in the South at the border with Gaza, Israel troops were put on the highest alert to prevent abductions elsewhere. This high alert status was eventually cancelled and two days later Hezbollah having no doubt listened in to all of this struck and abducted the two Israeli soldiers.
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/751931.html
Also in an article from FAIR cited by Juan Cole, the recent triggers of the conflict are traced back to the car bomb assassination on May 26, 2006 in Sidon of Mahmoud Rafeh a senior member of Islamic Jihad an extremist Palestinian organization allied to Hezbollah. Although Israel denied participation, it was speculated even in the Israeli press that the Mossad had been involved. Two days later Hezbollah responded with rocket attacks which were met by Israel bombing. This tit for tat escalated into what Udi Adam the head of Israel’s Northern command at the time called “the harshest and most severe since the withdrawal” from Lebanon in 2000.
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=2928
A month and a half later on July 12, 2006 with Israel distracted in Gaza, Hezbollah struck again and the Israelis retaliated massively.
What is important about these two articles is that they show that the Hezbollah ambush was not, as was frequently reported in the world press, some perfidious attack that came out of the blue but was part of recent and ongoing hostilities between Israel and Hezbollah and that the Israelis were well aware that abduction was a stated goal of Hezbollah. This is not meant to be in any sense a defense of Hezbollah (which in many ways is a repellent organization) but rather to debunk the notion that the Hezbollah ambush was unprovoked and a surprise legitimizing Israel’s disproportionate response.
Margot @ 68
I would just say “Underpants are funny” and leave it at that.
Of course, I don’t have kids…
Can she fly with those gel filled things on her chest?
Eli @ 4:32 pm (#51) – I’ve known a couple of women like that, and in both cases at some point felt the need to explain that they weren’t as bright as they thought they were. I’m quite sure they shrugged it off and went on with their lives. My guess is that there were always enough guys around who were willing to hang on their every word that it they could discount the few who didn’t.
Eli — I actually *did* wind up driving through Pittsburgh today, if I’d had your phone # I would’ve called & the poodles would’ve taken you to coffee.
Now we are in Toledo and they are very sleepy. Fiona wore them out.
Eli @ 78
Gosh I hope I made it and honored your photography all at once. I know I ruined Matt in Senator Nelson’s Orlando office so I’d like to stick to only one person a day. Please be happy and honored.
It is my fault for giving birth to 10lb 3oz baby Democrats and not working out afterwards. Oops.
I just tried a LexisNexis search to see if the Pammy Blotlon interview had turned up anywhere except for the blogs. Appears not, but if anyone know otherwise, I’d like the info. Thx.
Jane Hamsher @ 75
D’oh!!! I’ll have to give you my number the next time there’s a chance of you passing through.
Actually, if you had waited a day you could have come to the Drinking Liberally picnic…
Hope you are happy. I peed myself laughing. At least it wasn’t on the keyboard.
You’ve either made my day or ruined it.
Yellow is the appropriate color..Does Bolten wear a yellow tie, after all he isn’t brave enough to grant an interview to anyone but a fan.
Mary, the very first thing I noticed when Abu walked out for the presser was that tie. Your theory is money.
Cujo359 @ 74
I fear you are probably correct. Anyone who doesn’t think they’re brilliant and alluring must be gay.
Hugh — last night Jon Stewart was discussing the rebuilding of southern Lebanon and the speedy aid Hezbollah was giving. He quipped “Hezbollah may be a ragtag, radical, militant terrorist organization but at least it isn’t FEMA !”
and the beret was starting to make people talk
LOL –
Julian Sanchez on Bush’s diary on existentialism. At 8/11, I laughed out loud. Then not so much. Maybe he’ll do Pam’s post-Bolten diary on Exitsincewhenism’s.
Mary- perhaps you need to do a late nite about yellow ties. This is indeed a fascinating topic, that continues to illuminate. ;)
*ilson46201 @ 83
Doesn’t Palestine have FEMAS?
Valley Girl @ 85
This is a bit off-point, but one of my favorite Bizarro cartoons shows a guy wearing a tie that says “I’LL GRIND YOU INTO THE DIRT YOU SLIMY RODENT”, and a coworker commenting, “That’s some power tie, MacGuff.”
Peterr: what theological school and when?
I’ll give my resume if you give yours.
Eli @ 78
I hope I made it and honored your photography.
I only like to offend one person per day and Matt in Sen. Nelson’s office takes today’s prize. Please be happy and honored.
It is my fault for giving birth to a 10lb 3oz baby Democrat and not working out afterwards.
meta @ 80
I’m not above admitting it was more a hard life lesson learned than a theory formulated by objective observation. *g*
I have another one involving men who work the term “basis points” into conversation more than 100 times before getting to “how was your day” – lifetested as well. ;)
crotchless panty bin laden, determined to strike U.S.
The Israeli government and the Bush administration will reap what it has sown. The part that makes me so angry is, so will the rest of us, who wanted no part of this Middle East nightmare.
Jane,
This is per the previous biodiesel thread where there was IMO a lot of well-intentioned but incomplete information. I live in Asheville NC where there is a local ‘biodiesel reactor’ that through the process of transesterification converts waste vegetable oil from restaurants to a low-emissions/low-smell diesel product. It is true that we are temporarily set-back by the low -sulphur rules for 2007 (even tho biodiesel is much lower than diesel). I run a 2006 VW Jetta TDI on biodiesel with better mileage and no smell!
Ive attached some links so you can decide for yourself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biodiesel
http://www.biofuels.coop/coop.shtml
http://www.blueridgebiofuels.com/
http://forums.biodieselnow.com/default.asp
GOOD LUCK!
Thanks, Florida Mom. I think I’m closing in on the high-quality seal photos…
“Mary- perhaps you need to do a late nite about yellow ties.”
IMHO, anyone who wanted to, could simply hook together a few of Mary’s comments. Her comments more than withstand the test of time and are almost always laced highly nuanced humor.
Okay. Am off to enjoy a night free of family. Peace be with all of you and I’ll see you tomorrow.
PS Love family but we all deserve a night with just the dog and cats and chocolate.
PSS Sorry again about Florida. I married into it. Ya know what I mean?
I already have studied with the Jesuits…first woman, nonpriest ever,…back in the day…
Mary @56 and meta @64,
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
About ten buildings on the mountain have been lost at this point. Smoke has cleared from the city (below the mountain), and there are plumes of smokes still visible. People feared the worst would happen because of so many dead trees on the mountain and six years of drought, but life is back to normal for most of us.
Eli @ 92
Thanks for the heads up. I will use the restroom and cover the keyboard before I look. Ciao.
JC- Mary is so Contrary when it comes to getting her to do articles. Perhaps she and TRex could hook up on the “yellow tie issue”. ;)
Mary, now I’m wondering about the shoes.
Hilda- sorry I haven’t been following your travails- but, where are you, and do you have a link to a general story? I’ve been through a few natural disasters, and people who aren’t there, on the ground find it hard to understand the devastation. Thx. xoo
John Casper @ 54 and Mary @ 58
It was amazing to see how minimalist Ponnuru was forced to be in order to “achieve” his conservative slant in a meaningful way. Of course, despite mentioning that the Washington “dinner circuit” was catching up with the country on Iraq, Mark Shields was unable to speak the truth about Allen’s absolute long term connection to the vulgarity he so easily used on the Webb cameraman.
Disgusting, but we have to keep leading that tired old horse to the well…
Mary @ 4:55 pm (#90) – I didn’t even know what “basis points” were. Perhaps I should say, I know what the mathematics are, I just never knew that anyone felt the need for another buzzword for percentage yield.
Talk about stocks and so forth just aggrevates me. It’s all easy to understand when people stop using buzzwords. Anyone who did well in high school algebra can handle the mathematics.
I can only be happy for that report, Hilda. I’ve been hoping for the best for you always during this frightening time. I will follow your further reports…my heart is with you always.
VG – I don’t know if this is the right kind of illumination, but some of my initial determinations about yellow ties were corroborated very late late late at night and they also involved someone with earrings that flashed on and off.
I’m hoping the earrings didn’t belong to TRex.
Jane, I think my comment got EPUd from the Biodiesel thread, since it was #301…:
Ask someone who knows a lot about biodiesel: Peter Goldmark, is running for Congress in the 5th District of Washington State. That’s the eastern and north-eastern-most part of the state. Dr. Goldmark has a PhD in molecular biology, post-doctoral fellowship in neurobiology, and actively ranches on the family ranch in Okanogan County. He knows about biofuels…and has a diary up RIGHT NOW at dKos. He’s answering questions.
Tee Rex, flashing earrings, yaller ties…
Must.hold.back, keyboard will swamp…
MARY!!!
John Edwards on with Sam Seder right now endorsing Ned. ;)
Valley Girl @ 100,
Best links are:
http://www.cityofcasper.com/
http://www.casperstartribune.com/
Thanks for the good wishes, marily @ 103!
I wonder is she keeps that fish tank to blame for the aroma of dead tuna?
Eli @
30
I believe the correct slang term for that is “badonka donk donk.”
Mary- huh? I don’t think TRex wears earrings. At least he didn’t when he was in CT blogging for FDL, whatever impression he may have given in his discussion about packing. So, really, if you don’t want to write a late nite yourself, I think that you and TRex should team up. Yellow ties to seem to be a topic for the ages, much like TRex’s cat threads. TRex is brilliant, and so are you, so I suggest that you combine forces on the yellow tie issue. I mean, TRex does yeoman duty for FDL, and I know that he’s full of great ideas, but perhaps he’d appreciate being able to cruise through a late night post sans writng angst. ;)
Sorry gang, that one was just too easy.
Edwards: “The voters spoke and Joe lost. We have to respect the peoples’ votes… that’s democracy.”
Not exactly these, but close
Under my “it could be worse” theme, (Gonzales v. Ashcroft, Ramesh v. Brooks), if Pam is the other option, I’m going to hope they did belong to TRex.
Hilda- thanks for the links. Best wishes and best hopes.
Dead tuna? I think we get the drift.
I usually follow the comments well enough to figure out what recurring themes are about, but I have to admit to being utterly clueless about the significance of Mary’s yellow tie thing….
I’m starting off with gutter balls.
VG @ 112 – I know TRex doesn’t wear earrings, or at least not in his promo pics *g*
It just hit me right at the time. My stream of consciousness intohead/outofmouth is why edit cells were added to most brains. Unfortunately, some of of us didn’t get the javascript to go with them.
The nonfunctional is almost always the most alluring.
Hmmmm, I think I just penned a metaphor for Pam, but I may just be dazzled by the blinking earring gif.
punaise!!!! omigod, where have you been? The Mary Yellow Tie thing has been here for weeks!!! ;)
*ilson46201,
Hezbollah’s interest in rebuilding is good politics but it also hits them where they live, literately. Many of the Hezbollah fighters live south of the Litani and they are part and parcel of the people who live there. This is one reason they were so effective. They were fighting on their home turf. The idea that they were somehow going to be moved north of the Litani was always a nonstarter. It’s not where they live.
Edwards: “We (the dems) will keep this country safe without scaring people to death, and we’ll do it while respecting the constitution.”
Valley Girl @ 120
I keep seeing it but never back-threaded to figure it out
(hangs head in shame)
I get the yellow tie thing, but I’m totally lost on the earring reference. Perhaps I need an earring aid.
Jenny from the Blog @ 122
Oh sure, if you wanna do it the *sissy* way…
The Bush folks are edging closer to the bunker. Everyday they continue pushing their fantasy world views the more people they are losing.
The law of diminishing returns is in effect.
The more they attack those that don’t believe them, the more they lose more and more people because they are attacking more and more and more of the population with their cheap traitor, terrorists….”you just dont understand” rhetoric.
I think Bush is going to snap in public once someone hits him with the right question. Or so I hope.
-GSD
Can you imagine being in the bunker with Bush and Pammy and Johnny “Porn Stache” Bolton?
many Americans wondered why the Hezbollah just didnt retreat back to Hezbollistan — the Preznit asked about it too . . .
Oilfieldguy @
119
I’m not even going to touch that.
I’m off for now, but later tonight I’m going to send an email to Olberman, Colbert, Stewart – someone has to be interested in picking up the Boltonblogaview.
DKos is amplifying upon Conason’s excellent Salon.com piece from last night, regarding HoJo’s sidling up to Farakan in 2000
Mary- oh, I thought the blinking earrings were things of beauty. But, you are still avoiding the essential issue here, m’dear. Mar-y! Mar-y! Mar-y! (kinda like the Swan-ee! Swan-ee! Swan-ee! chant during Ned’s Meriden victory speech.)
I’ve seen the “Yellow Tie” comments and assume several wingnuts have been seen wearing them. I have been working non-stop, so I haven’t seen the teevee. Have they all switched from red to yellow?
Gutter balls? One can only wonder what the strikes and spares will be like.
I think Bush is going to snap in public once someone hits him with the right question. Or so I hope.
I keep waiting for something like the ending of The Dead Zone…
I’m right behind Mary. ‘night all!
Eli/smartass extraordinaire. :)
meta @ 128
Don’t you dare touch my…well, nevermind.
Eli @ 135
Got my fingers crossed on that one.
-GSD
Oklahoma kiddo @ 133
Don’t gutter balls leave all the pins erect?
damn- Mary is off… punaise, sorry I don’t have the original link. But, imm was part of the original exchange, too.
don’t know about yellow tie, but I do enjoy yellow-tail tuna (sashimi)
punaise @ 140
I prefer sushi – dead fish is always better with Rice. Or is that redundant?
Valley Girl @ 139
s’okay, VG, I’ll practice contextual learning
GSD, the Chimperor certainly looks close to a great big public snap. The escalating terror language and aggravated tone are becoming deafening. And his having to consult with the really cool Harriet Mired about his impending imprisonment can’t be helping much.
yo, Eli…wasabe, dude?
Dead fish is Cinda Sleazy on Rice.
OFG, where were you when we needed you? Jane has a bunch of questions about cars and biodiesel. Check out the thread in the basement.
Oh crap, I should not do that in the presence of punaise.
VG – I do rants better than real pieces with a point (right now, I’m pissed about so many things I have a hard time keeping a focus) but I’m usually game to share a rant. *g*
OFG – I slid something in on a late night and Imman caught it (I don’t ever want to be cross-examined by Imman) and tossed it back to me later. Yellowties and authoritarian lies, from my experience, predate the rise of the neocons —
off to run errands
GSD, the Chimperor certainly looks close to a great big public snap.
Of course, the question always will be how is it reported?
“President Bush boldly confronted hostile terrorist sympathizer Helen Thomas by wrestling her to the floor and repeatedly punching her in the face until the Secret Service was able to take her into custody.”
Oilfieldguy @ 147
no expunation required!
meta @ 146
I saw that. I also saw that worldwide energy consumption is expected to increase by over 70% by the year 2025. We’ll all be traveling on all fours by then, crawling under the smoke. That’s just 19 years folks.
Yes. And also, if there is a dysfunctional strike.
back in the 1920s and 30s, red ties were supposedly worn by the lavender set, the louche crowd…
Mary @ 148
maybe we can recruit spiderpaws to-rant-you-law
*ilson46201 @ 153
Mexican wrestlers?
Dana Milbank on KO (with Brian as substitute host) is wearing a yellow tie and spouting CW (i.e. regurgitated Republican) talking points. Mary’s thesis proved again. OT, but related to John Bolton via Judy Miller, y’all might be interested in this story on the Wilsons’ new legal team: http://www.law.com/jsp/article…..5822494330
I love the thought of Joe and Valerie “auditioning” lawyers for the job, and FWIW, they were augmenting, not subtracting from, their previous team. Oh, and Hilda, that’s very good news.
I do NOT want to actively participate. But I would enjoy viewing someone else fry Condi’s rice.
Oklahoma kiddo @ 157
Chickenhawk-fried Rice?
punaise,
yellow ties = great big liar
Mary has empirical evidence. That includes late late late nights and flashing earring.
I thought the flashing earring jpeg was cool. Except for the fact that they remind me of police chases.
while Lieberman is making a big deal of Jackson and Sharpton being in the crowd behind Lamont on Election night, I noticed the folk around Lieberman were as white as GOP Congresscritters … nary a darker face!
Bush is going to have his 70’s disaster movie moment where he pushes the handicapped woman in the wheel chair out of the way and tries to leap for safety.
Then everyone realizes he is a tooly, loud mouthed bully who is all hat and no cattle and they all shun him.
-GSD
Eli @ 71,
How about, “Oh, I was just reading about a woman who likes Captain Underpants.”
My kids are teen and early 20s so they’ll lose interest real quick….
Eli @ 155
Rascistlicans prefer the term “Mexcriment”
Eli @ 156
Nacho Lieberman?
-GSD
Peterr, I don’t understand your silence. My seminary is Boston University School of Theology. I cross registered everywhere: the 7 theological schools in the Boston area: Catholic or Protestant. First woman ever, in some of these: we all did well; learning is not a single religion or gender understanding. But we all learned and did well.
meta @ 159
thank you for boiling it down to the essence.
meta @ 160
ummm … JPGs cant blink … it had to be a GIF
Margot @ 162
You could just tell them you were watching this…
GSD @ 161
My money is on a group of disgruntled journalists sneaking poisonous snakes onto motherf***ing Airforce 1!
Please, how much do I have to donate and to whom in order to never. see. that. Atlas. video. again.
I’m serious. Clicking the play button is like ramming a butter knife up my nose. I will have to stop doing that.
It occurs to me that in color therapy where you are supposed to visualize and breathe different colors in, many people fail because we “think” in the color of yellow, yellow rules our mental processes and inhibits our visual concentration ability. They have no hearts, no soul, all they can do is constantly think of new lies or ways to get out of the extreme trouble they know they are in. Subconsciously they are selecting yellow ties for a ‘reason’. Mary is more than on to something.
Dawg, I’ve always liked yellow ties. If I were a boy, I’d prolly have some and have to avoid Mary. So isn’t it good I’m not a boy.
Fresh email from a friend, who explains:
“The guy my father is referring to as sending this is (was?) a repug and not a very imaginative one as I recall. A small glimmer of hope the masses are coming around—?”
[Her dad’s intro to her read: “Hi J–, Believe it or not, I got the following from L— S——–.”]
Okay, I don’t know who “Fred Reed” is or what outfit published this, and I do think he probably runs on a bit too long. But I’m going to risk busting a possible copyright and share this transcendant snark in full.
Lo & behol’, some (dim?) (former?) Gooper and I both call it worthy of passing along.
Bush, Rice, Twerps, and Children in Power
by Fred Reed
I’m wondering. Help me wonder. Either Georgie Bush is the minor, depressing, witless ferret I think he is, or I am. It has to be one or the other. If things don’t start looking up pretty soon internationally, I’m going to be pretty sure which.
As best as I can tell, what the Maximum Cipher lacks, among an inexhaustible list of other things, is a hop-toad’s understanding of how people work. Here we have the explanation of just about everything he does. He’s dealing with a world full of people, but has no idea what people are. He probably couldn’t recognize one. So he doesn’t take their predictable behavior into account.
Think about it. When he went braying into Iraq like a learning-disabled jackass, he thought people would roll over, throw flowers, and have a democratic revolution. This would start a domino effect that would make all the other Moslem countries want to be democracies too. They would climb over each other to be democracies. They would love us because democracies love each other. He just knew it.
This makes perfect sense if you have no freaking idea how human beings work.
Of course, if you have read any history, which Bush hasn’t, you will have noticed that people do not like being occupied by force. They don’t like having their cities bombed. It galls them. It can, under certain circumstances (such as any circumstances) make them hostile.
If you think in terms of abstractions too simple for Reader’s Digest, you might reflect as follows: “Democracy good. Iraqi people, love’m democracy, so love’m us. Urrrg.” Then you might be real surprised when their gratitude was exiguous after you remorselessly wrecked their cities, killed their army (which consisted of other people’s husbands, brothers, and sons: ever think of that?), groped their women when you didn’t have time to rape them, and left them without water and electricity.
I’m not saying the Iraqis ought to dislike these things, only that pretty reliably they will dislike them. The Afghans too, or either. It’s how people are. Ungrateful.
Bush has no idea how people are.
This crackpot Boyscouterine outlook runs through everything the little man does, or more correctly tries to do. He really believes it, I think: The world is just waiting for us to bring our favorite abstractions. They hate us for our freedoms, and yearn to be bombed into having them.
People don’t work that way. Bush doesn’t know it.
Remember when he had Kind-of-Twofer Rice publicly offer help to the Syrian opposition so they would overthrow their evil dictator and become wildly democratic? Same problem. Nobody told her, the poor bat-brained thing, that people don’t like being messed with by outsiders. Nor, being Secretary of State, did she know how intensely the United States is detested by most of the world. How would she know? It’s a secret known only to eight billion select people.
Bush wouldn’t have a clue if you gave him another one.
Remember when Baffled Boy wanted all the Moslem countries to have elections and be democracies? And was all surprised when it worked, and he got Hamas and all? Let’s ponder this. The analysis will be difficult, but I have faith in my readers.
What happens when you have elections in a country in which most of the people hate you? We’ll do this by multiple choice, to give everyone an even chance.
Answer: they elect a government that (a) loves you, loves Israel, and wants desperately to do everything you tell it to, or (b) hates your guts. If you went for (a), you are a Republican and have no idea how people actually work. And you probably listen to ooom-pa music.
Nowadays our Keystone President, ever impervious to reason, experience, or the obvious, leers at Iran like a deviant in a nudie bar. (He probably wears a raincoat when thinking about policy.) He figures that the Iranians too want to be attacked in the name of unasked-for virtue. It didn’t work in Iraq, or in Afghanistan, so it will work in Iran. He wants to encourage Iranian dissidents so that they will overthrow the evil mullahs and set up a…yes…Democracy, and love us, and be our drinking buddies and sit the dog while we go on vacation.
How is he going to cause them to rise up in love for us? By massively bombing several hundred places in Iran, killing many thousands of its people, and humiliating them in the eyes of the world. Why, what could make more sense? Sense anyway if you don’t know enough about people to grasp that nationalism trumps internal divisions. They will of course rally ‘round the flag, because people don’t like being messed with by outsiders.
Bush doesn’t understand this. He doesn’t know about people.
Let us suppose that you don’t like Bush. If the Chinese bombed your home, and killed your sister, would that make you join the Chinese and want a puppet government?
It is not how people work.
As we speak, the Israelis have pretty much destroyed Lebanon. Bush keeps the UN from doing anything to interfere, and sends advanced bombs to the Israelis so they can blow up anything that’s left. He thought – get this – that since Hezbollah is Shiite, the Sunnis would join with (yes! Yes!) Israel to fight them. Was there ever such a fruitcake? (I like to think of a fruitcake in a raincoat.)
He has no idea how people work.
It’s breathtaking. He has occupied and made rubble of two Moslem countries, and heavily supports Israel, hated by all Moslem countries, in turning Lebanon, a third Moslem country into rubble, and is threatening Syria and Iran, two more Moslem countries, with attack, possibly nuclear. By doing this he is going to inspire Moslems with a passion for American
democracy, change the Mid-East into Fifth Century Athens, and make them love us.
God Almighty, what a fool. What a bus-station clown. It isn’t how people work.
The same fertile stupidity shows in his relations with Latin America. The first thing to recognize about the world below Laredo is that the countries there deeply, deeply resent American meddling. Whether you think the resentment justified, or the meddling for that matter, is irrelevant. Rule One of diplomacy here is “don’t get into Latin faces unless you really need to.”
So what does Befuddlement do? Some Cuban officials came to Mexico City and checked into a Sheraton. He had the Sheraton eject them. It was utterly childish, and utterly pointless (you don’t suppose there might be another hotel in Mexico City, do you?) and infuriated Mexico. People are still angry. And sympathetic to Cuba.
But Cuba does not practice democracy, and to Dudley Do-Right, or the Do-Right Dud, the abstraction is what counts. Cuba bad, democracy good, urg. Bow-wow.
He has no faint idea of how people work. The man is an idiot.
An old reporter’s saying holds that a “burro” is an ass, and a “burrow” is a hole in the ground. A newsman, it is said, should know the difference. Maybe presidents too.
Has Cheney got his yellow tie on? Incredible. He is using the same exact bogus game plan to justify hitting Iran. This time it’s uranium supposedly purchased from Tanzania, not Niger. If this doesn’t convince people that the whole bunch needs to be installed in padded cells for our safety, I truly despair. I wonder if they will use the same forgers that did the Niger docs for this job. What a nightmare.
http://www.clubandrave.com/pro….._large.gif
*ilson, you are such a reliable. And perhaps a bit nerdy? Feel free to deny. It was a gif. Mary’s link repeated above.
Your daily whatevers
Average price for regular gasoline 8/18/06 in 50 states and DC
$3.00 plus 23 states
$2.90 plus 14 states
$2.80 plus 13 states
$2.70 plus 1 state
Average national price: $2.965, down $.012
Highest recorded national average price: $3.057 9/5/2005
Highest average price: Hawaii $3.377
Lowest average price: South Carolina $2.793
Nymex Crude Future $71.14, up $.53
Dated Brent Spot $71.49, up $.07
WTI Cushing Spot $71.14, up $1.08
Boing! Gas prices down. Oil prices modest rebound. It’s probably more a reaction to skirting the $70 level than oh say a real reason.
Valley Girl @ 174
It was a gif from gawd
*ilson46201 @
168
Yikes, you’re absolutely right. My bad.
Snakes on Air Force One:
Final scene:
Bush socks Condi Rice in the chops, wrestles her parachute away from her, leaving her and the rest of the flight crew and press corps to fight tooth and nail against the mass of deadly snakes. Then he proceeds to leap into the wild blue yonder trying like hell to pull the rip-cord on Condi’s Gucci purse.
-GSD
(pssst: best source for yellow ties in Niger)
Valley Girl @ 174
I have a pair of earrings just like that.
Eli @168
Enough! LOL
Too funny!
Glenn on Majority Report now.
Humm…chicken-fried rice. Yes. With lots and lots of hot sauce for proper lubrication. And I’ll take it to-go, on the a la carte. Naturally.
lotus – Fred Reed should get some kind of a snark award – that was a thing of beauty (if only it weren’t so true).
I know, Anne, I may gotta get drunk.
Golden Earring – Radar Love
U think the yellow ties may be a sign of manly & presidential gayness.
=====
President Bush, in a blue pin-striped suit and pale yellow tie, appeared briefly on the driveway with Ghana President Kufuor. POTUS, squinting into the sun, said: Blah blah blah “… Millennium Challenge Account.”
President Kufuor said: Blah blah blah “… AGOA” — but also: blah blah blah “… then there’s the TIFA, Trade and Investment Framework law.” As always, check the transcript for exact quotes.
After taking no questions, the two presidents walked up the driveway toward the residence. At one point, Bush put his arm around Kufuor. They walked under the side of the canopy and disappeared.
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/ghana/
Golden Herring?
-GSD
But first the biggest snake of all has to bite him in the ass.
before Flash became sorta ubiquitous, GIFs were the only way to have animation on the Web . . .
lotus @ 186
meta @ 190
Rats! meta beat me to it!
Lotus, that Fred Reed piece is great!! That is going to everyone I know.
ccmask- Mary associated Yellow Ties with cowardly lies. No sexual innuendo that I remember.
Oh lawd — cut a little piece or two of it somewhere, ironranger — I don’t want to have gotten us in FURTHER copyright trouble!
Lotus, I’d have to get up pretty early to get ahead of you, dahling.
Fred Reed brilliance is appreciated. I say toast it.
Wikipedia on Radar Love
(clinks glasses with meta)
“why, you yellow-bellied, lily-livered, good-for-nothin’ chicken-hawk varmint!”
Fred Reed piece came from lewrockwell.com so all is well.
Hugh @175
Isn’t that interesting.
Here in Ohio, there’s a very marked downward trend in gas prices over the last few days. I think it was $2.75 yesterday.
Usually we pay quite a bit more than much of the nation, not as much as CA though.
What’s that, ironranger?
Margot, Hugh – I spotted a sign for $3.65 today. An outlier I hope.
*ilson46201 @ 190
FLASH!
AAAAH-HAAAAA!
King of the Universe!
(sorry, I’m just excited about the the 200th episode of SG-1 coming on tonight hehe)
http://www.lewrockwell.com/reed/reed105.html
Valley Girl @ 205
Lou Reed rocks well
I found “Bush, Rice, Twerps & Children in Power” @ lewrockwell.com
Valleygirl: I said “U think the yellow ties may be a sign of manly & presidential gayness.
I meant I think the yellow ties may be a sign of manly & presidential gayness. That U should have been an I. I suck at typing.
ccmask @ 208
Didn’t Monica give BigDawg a yellow tie (that he then wore to a state dinner or some such?)
(And whyowhyohwy do I remember that?)
Wikipedia on Fred Reed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Reed
Sounds like an iconoclast, if you want to be nice, and a wacko if you don’t — c’mon, he hates W, feminism, and evolution all at the same time? — but that is a great column.
Yeah, I remember she gave him some sort of big ol’ tie and he wore it for a public appearance as a signal of his undevoted love or something like that. And it made her eternally happy. Kinda.
I think he did. Here’s a pic of a big yellow tie from skippy’s
http://flickr.com/photos/skipp…..et-541733/
I always found the old Lawrence Welk show hysterical with all of them color coordinated…Bobby, Sissy etc. Just picture the whole bush crowd in yellow tuxes, ties, ruffled shirts & of course, Condi, Lynne, Karen, Mary in yellow flouncy dresses & hair bows.
Oh by the way, VG, meant to tell you earlier: I couldn’t make head nur tail of your Southern accent, but it sho sounded purdy.
>^_^
Joni Mitchell – Big Yellow Taxi
(”you take pair of ties, put up a parking lot”)
ironranger @ 174
You CANNOT be serious. Trying to shop/hype ANOTHER war of aggression for the benefit of *IPAC using evidence so bogus it laughs itself right off the page?
Uranium from Tanzania. OOOH! Be scared Boo Be afraid Boogieman BROWN PEOPLE Epidemic avian Scamflu Homeland Insecurity Fearmongering [Katrina? Unreal] Immigrants that will steal your job/home/daughters Boo Threats against Israel=threats against Americans immanent danger Attack Now BE AFRAID because we SAY SO 9/11 9/11 9/11 don’t forget 9/11 Sixty year old women with facial gel OH NO threat to civilization HELP dear God what next BOO scary foreign people Muslim Chinese and God help us FRENCH did I forget …anthrax…investigation mysteriously stopped when it implicated [censored] BOO black people who want to vote LAMONT scary people who talk about “democracy”
Oh meta, your 211 nailed that so many different ways, I hadda stop counting!
egregious, that was awesome.
punaise @ 199
Speaking for just myself, I have been called all these things, and much, much more. And the only one I will cop to is the “lily-livered” with onions, nom de plume part. Thank you very much.
egy, THAT was a SHOWSTOPPER!
egregious, don’t hold back….
egregious..Raw Story has the insane Cheney plan. Former intelligence officer says “it’s all the neocons” & “total bullshit”. I had to read it 3 times to believe it.
egregious – your rant reminded me a little of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Regardless…{{{clapping!!!)))
meta–
This really helps to find the cheapest gas.
http://www.gasbuddy.com/
Margot, thanks, that’s a great tool. I mostly walk or use public transportation, but do use my car to haul groceries. But like Hugh, am constantly curious about pricing as an overall indicator.
Believe Scottroll — here he is wearing a …
imm, that ain’t yellow — that’s Mountain Dew!
{I love egregious for all she does and all she thinks and all she rants}
Oh, when the trolls…try to march in…oh, when the trolls try to march in…oh, they’d like to be among our number…but the mods won’t let them in…
(Thank you, thank you very much…)
imm’s 229 — yea, verily, rah!
lotus @ 228
I hope you are not suggesting there is anything wrong with drinking a whole lot of Mountain Dew?! And I thought you were a Southerner….
Mountain Dew, the pluperfect of yellow.
immanentize @
232
I’ve boycotted Mountain Dew for years on the basis of their obnoxious “Extreme” commercials. Feh.
Eli, just do the dew, dude.
Hm. Senator Dodd just entered the NESN booth at the Yankees-Red Sox game. I wonder if he’ll have anything to say about Ned.
A thought: why not pose as a right-wing blogger, if not Atlas herself, while scheduling an interview. When Bolton shows up to find, as an example, Christy, a liberal blogger, let’s see what he does. If he tries to leave, let’s ask him why he says he doesn’t have time for bloggers when he clearly made time for Atlas.
I tried it once and spewed, but my bruv loved it (before he moved to Californy and discovered Bass Ale).
immanentize @ 235
I’m more of a Dr Pepper man, as befitting my dignified and scholarly manner.
JR @ 237
Or continue the pretense, but make it kind of an Ali G type interview.
JR, there’s an idea! (and ccmask can do the accent)
*ilson #82: Hezbollah aint FEMA. And BushCo is starting a program to rebuild Lebanon. Yikes! Wonder if the media will report the comarative efficiency and success. We’ll lose the reconstruction too! BigTime.
Peterr #69: Bolton ain’t writ book? A pshaw. OK, I suggest FDL start a new feature: interview an idiot. Can invite Shooter, Jr., and oil tankstress, too. Bet it will attract quite a crowd.
Anne @ 228
For our lovely trolls …we really do love you pathetic little lumps!
As far as I can tell, Pammy’s are real.
Katie Harris? Not so much.
And they’re both more than a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
ccmask can do Ali G too!
#237: brilliant. I second that. Is not CHS an ex DA or prosector? Use that bait.
Oh dear, watertiger — what if they end up in the same ward somewhere, maybe even the same room …
wesgpc’s votinglinks @ 246
She could play up being strong on “law & order”. It would never occur to a Republican that that would apply to anything other than poor black people.
lotus @ 247
*shrug*
Everyone around them would be insane already.
I know, Eli, but that would make me sorry for even the local BigNurse.
BTW, an intrepid viewer of one of Pammy’s earlier . . . um . . . essays, in which she is driving around and talking into the camera (always a good idea to vlog and drive), notes that judging from the street signs, she lives on the south side of Nassau County, New York.
As if you didn’t get that from the accent.
w’tiger, did you have an outlandishly bodacious birfday, we hope?
lotus @ 250
Meds. Lots and lots and lots of meds.
A brief drive by note on the not yet created: George Felix Allen Junior float –
George Felix Allen Junior’s face, with an open faced Klan hood. The message:
When
George Felix Allen Jr
Says Mac****
He means N*****
When
George Felix Allen Jr
Sees a N*****
He says Mac****
Mark Shields demolished George Felix Allen Jr on the NewsHour — he gave major props to YouTube and the blogs; and if that’s not an explicit invitation to expose the racism of George Felix Allen Jr and hound him from here to election day, I don’t know what is.
George Felix Allen: Sidarth Evader.
fyi – Ned’s schedule for this weekend:
Ned Lamont Updated Public Schedule
August 19-20, 2006
Saturday, August 19th
5:15-6:00 pm – Lyme DTC Picnic – 251 Hamburg road (Route 156), Lyme.
6:15-7:00 pm – Hamburg Fair – 55 Lyme St (Route 156), Lyme.
Sunday, August 20th
1:00-1:30 pm – Burlington DTC Picnic – Recreational Facility, Foote Rd, 200 Spielman Hwy, Burlington.
2:00-2:45 pm – Machinists Union Picnic – High Meadow Resort,311 N. Granby Rd. ( Route 189), Granby.
3:30-4:30 pm – Polish Festival – Falcon Field, Farmington Avenue, New Britain.
lotus,
it was marvelously understated! A weekend of sun and surf, good conversation and red wine.
Of course, I had to sit in my windowless office on the actual day, but it’s all good.
Thanks again for the great wishes!
punaise @ 215
lotus @ 246
watch for them on YouBoob
marily @ 257
:~)
continuing on that angle:
the original
“hey farmer, farmer, put away that DDT now”
becomes
“hey scammer, scammer, put away those WMD now”
Who’s that bitch? A Brooklyn transplant to LA?
She’s got her facts cracked. Guess what else? Israelis are waking up to the fact that they blew it big time. Now they’re really in deep crap. Good job neocons! Don’tcha love the way this drunk skank equates the Lebanese civilians with Hamas and Hezbollah and Islamic Jihad and al Qaeda? I saw lots of dismembered kids, scorched/barbequed kids, kids burnt with chemical phosphorous bombs supplied by the US, kids maimed for life in this war. Tell me about your culture of life you sanctimonious slut.
Atlas’ Jugs meets Captain Kangaragnarok. News at 11.
watertiger @ 249
That would be Lawn Guyland.
Finally, I get two days off. I have been working extrordinairely hard. I think the phrase our terminal manager used was “record breaking.” Gawd I’m tard. There was a knock on the door and it was my ass dragging in two hours later.
watertiger @ 244
What makes you think Alligator Bag has plastic boobs? The mere fact that there’s zero jiggle? Her hair doesn’t move, either, but I’m pretty sure it’s real. Probably. But of course you’re right about the level of mental acuity. If her IQ were two points lower she’d have leaves.
Everybody is going all gaga over Hizbollah’s genius PR “hearts and mind” campaign. Apparantly everybody views all things through a political triangulation viewpoint.
This is how people behave who give a shit about their citizenry. Witness Katrina. Nuff said.
Good Grief. Digby.
Shut the f*** up and bend over.
You’re definitely onto something, Jane. There’s no enterprise zone above the neck on this meathead.
But how does our Platonic Guardian justify his love? The very idea of a twosome is so back-to-the-cave!
Cherchez les peches.
Florida Mom @ 65
The interesting thing is that the fish in the tank smell less offensive than Pam’s shriveled up crotch…or her mouth, either
Jesus,
How drunk was that bitch?
If she opened her mouth and told people what she really thought, she wouldn’t get laid with a fistful of pardons in a men’s prison!
Never mind, if she opened her mouth there, she’d never get a chance to show how ignorant she is!
“Don’t you wish you had a girlfriend like me?” I’d rather dip by testiscle’s in a blender and put them on “frappe!!!”
Oooops,
The last line should read, “I’d rather dip ‘my’ testiscle’s in a blender and put them on “frappe!!!”
Pissed-off-atcha nut’s, anyone?
Jeeze, I’ve never had the heart to tell a complete dumbass who’s been getting by on being a slut but is losing that except to much older men that she WAS stupid (which she dimly realizes) let alone that she’s not attractive (which is like slapping her in the face and punching her in the gut simultaneously). In either event, you have to be pretty cold. Yes, admittedly she’s an Ilse Koch/Eva Braun wannabe. But who knows what the mildly retarded or FES types like her out there fantasize about. After a reasonable amount of subconscious signals I imagine they get a little twisted.