Comments on: Uh oh…

By: professor rat

professor rat — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:07:41 +0000

I was chatting with a reporter who had struck a bad patch lately and who couldn’t report a sensational new story because of that.
He told me that the reason Rummy stands for hours at a stretch is to train himself for feet fisting.
The foot fistee for Rumster is said to a certain well known redhot military commander-in-chief who simply can’t get enough ‘ regular’ giant* strap-on action from his resident dominatrix and so craves ‘ boot-scooter’ action on top of that. DEVELOPING as they say. Will keep you abreast.

*Dick Rambone 17″ - requires a special heavy-duty leather harness.

By: The Oracle

The Oracle — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:00:23 +0000

Through an anonymous source, I have the new four-tiered readiness rating system for you to peruse:

1) Walk.

2) Walk and chew gum at the same time.

3) Walk, chew gum and carry an AK-47.

4) Walk, chew gum, carry an AK-47 and kill all the “infidels.”

And if new members of the Iraqi military or police kill U.S. soldiers, then they will be given amnesty by the Bush-backed ?democratic? government in Baghdad. Hey, fair is fair. The Bush administration has given amnesty to all the private security contractor people, no matter how many Iraqis they’ve killed. I don’t believe I’ve heard of one case in which a Bush-backed Iraqi private security force member has been held accountable for killing Iraqi men, women or children. So, apparently the new Bush-backed Iraqi leadership has decided to give amnesty to any Iraqis killing U.S. soldiers…and by extension killing any Bush-backed private security contractor people.

By: A.Citizen

A.Citizen — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:46:14 +0000

Hey, I am good with this. Amerikkkans need ‘good’ news and the more they get the more they will love ‘Dear Leader’ President Dumbya McChimpy the First.

Yeah…let the military masterminds in the Pentagon rearrange the deck chairs. The ship is just about ready to capsize.

Then what?

Maybe the Democratic ‘Leadership’ will grow a spine…

Not holding my breath.

By: Michael Scott

Michael Scott — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:21:28 +0000

Hey, who says our British cousins across the pond — or more properly out in the desert with us — don’t have a sense of “humour?”

Granted, it’s “gallows humour,” but still . . .

By: bicmon

bicmon — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:21:07 +0000

fahrender @ 60:

Thanks for listening.

By: jcricket

jcricket — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 00:12:19 +0000

Ed*ard Teller says:
June 17th, 2006 at 2:41 pm

Cujo,

The primary is September 19, and last time I heard, she had eight opponents. WA 8 has never had a Demo US Rep, but voted strongly for Gore, Kerry, Cantwell and Di Gregorio.

Ed*ard Teller - I think you mean Gregoire, our current governor who won by fewer than 200 votes out of Bright Blue King County. I could be wrong, but I’ve never heard of Di Gregorio.

I live next door to the 8th, and the word on the street is that even if Reichart finally caught the Green River Killer after 20 years (his claim to fame), he has more than demonstrated that he is naive to the world of politics and has become a pliable pet to the Bushistas. Whereas, Darcy’s got an excting following so far. She’s articulate, informed, and is no one’s pushover. The 8th likes the prospect of having a voice (so it seems so far) rather than a yes-man to the administration.

By: JWR

JWR — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:45:42 +0000

Whoo Hoo !!1! (clapping.)

Thanks, *ilson!

By: *ilson46201

*ilson46201 — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:43:03 +0000

JWR: check your #84 now !

By: JWR

JWR — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:40:09 +0000

*ilson46201 at 4:28 pm - Thanks. Even though it was supposed to be a red heart.

By: punaise

punaise — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 23:33:59 +0000

dglen - the latest issue of Rolling Stone (with the now-infamous RFK Jr. stolen vote piece) had a blurb about Yorke doing a solo album, first ever I believe, and that Radiohead is playing some of the songs on this tour.

for me: Kid A and OK Computer, with a dash of the Bends thrown in. Amnesiac didn’t do much for me either.