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(Hi there, Firedogs, it’s Thesaurus Rex.  Jane has been called back to Oregon for a family emergency so I will be filling in as your Late Nite host this evening.  Everyone please remember Kobe in your prayers tonight.)   

Every so often, in the face of the administration’s stonewalling in the NSA leak probe and Abu Gonzales’s cavalier attitude toward the Rule of Law (except as it applies to political enemies), I feel overwhelmed and hopeless, and despair of ever seeing justice served in the myriad of egregious abuses of power perpetrated by BushCo and its cronies.  But then I see something like this at Think Progress where the good folks at Tom DeLay’s Legal Defense Fund are saluting Stephen Colbert for his hard-hitting interview with "Outfoxed" director Robert Greenwald on the subject of Greenwald’s new film "The Big Buy: Tom DeLay’s Stolen Congress".  They’ve even posted the full video at the Defend Delay Web-Site.  According to them, Greenwald "crashed and burned" under the withering glare of Colbert’s laser wit.

Now, why would a bunch of crony-sucking Repug thugs suddenly rush forward to embrace a known liberal satirist?  BECAUSE THEY DON’T REALIZE HE’S A LIBERAL!  

I’ll let you kids sit back and soak that in for a second.

Yup, apparently one layer of irony is one too many for the brain-donors at Defend Delay.  They don’t get that when Colbert asks a question like, "Who hates America more, you or Michael Moore?" that his tongue is firmly planted in his cheek.

And this, my friends, is why we shall overcome.

Because right wingers are stupid.

They make a lot of noise about the Liberal Elite, how we’re a bunch of latte-sipping, college-degree-holding, eggheaded bleeding hearts.  It’s why they declare war on the educational system, whether it’s through Regnery books about the dangers of liberal college professors, paying money for students to surveil their teachers and report the ones who aren’t toeing the right-wing party line (WHO, exactly, are a bunch of Nazi block-watchers, Ann Coulter?  Hm?), or instituting bogus reform programs like No Child Left Alive or whatever it’s called.  They don’t like smart people.  We’re harder to manipulate.  We ask difficult questions like, "Isn’t covert surveillance of American citizens against the Fourth Amendment?" or "Why did we invade Iraq in the first place?"

By sowing mistrust of intellectuals and dismissing us, they are trying to level the playing field the only way they know how.  They can’t get any smarter, so they try to make the world dumber.  A country full of Paris Hiltons will never stop to ask if the Diebold machine counting their votes is accurate and tamper-proof.  Paris Hiltons don’t vote at all.  It’s how Tom DeLay and Bill Frist and Karl Rove want things.  Nobody votes if they don’t care, which leaves the Wingnut Brigade free to loot the treasury, spy on political enemies, and fix elections.  Ignorance and apathy are the coin of their realm.

The good news is that it isn’t going to work.  Through grass-roots action, incisive writing, documentary filmmaking, guerilla publishing, blogging, letter-writing, and all the other ways that we of the New and Angry Left are making our voices heard, we will beat them.  We may not have big bucks to throw around like the lobbyists they’re used to.  We may not have their choke-hold on the major media outlets.  We may not have their motorcades, consultants, and expensive Ivy-League connections (okay, well, not most of us), but we have our passion, our intelligence, and our love of our country.  And that is how we will trump arrogance and sanctimony. It isn’t going to be easy.  It will take some time.  We must stick together.  We will face setbacks and hardships along the way.  But the fact of the matter is that WE are the real Americans.  WE are the people who are carrying out the ideals that this great nation was founded on.  And WE shall overcome.  WE, the People.

WE THE PEOPLE!!

Say it with me!  WE THE PEOPLE!!

God bless you all, patriots.  Gird your loins for battle.  We have a long, hard road ahead.  But victory will be ours.  This country belongs to us.

We.  The People. 

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