
You read the headline correctly. President "Condi, I need to pee." is thinking about his Presidential legacy, his library…and contemplating starting a think tank, according to Elizabeth Bumiller in the NYTimes. (The one-liners just write themselves on that one, don’t they?)
President Bush had dinner last month on the Stanford University campus at the home of George P. Shultz, who was President Ronald Reagan’s secretary of state, and the topic of conversation was not, as might be expected, the war in Iraq. Instead, guests said, Mr. Bush spent the evening focused on how he could create a public policy center with his presidential library after he leaves office in 2009….
Whatever Mr. Bush decides, one thing is obvious: Two and a half years before he leaves office, with his popularity at record lows, Mr. Bush is actively thinking ahead to his post-White House life. His dinner with Mr. Shultz, a Hoover fellow, offers a glimpse into how the president wants to spend at least some of his time and influence his legacy — after he leaves office….
"I would like to leave behind a legacy or a think tank, a place for people to talk about freedom and liberty, and the de Tocqueville model, what de Tocqueville saw in America," Mr. Bush told Mr. Schieffer. "I would like for there to be a place where young scholars come and write and think and articulate and opine and teach."
Let’s all help out our busy President, by suggesting some names for the George Bush Presidential-ating Think Tank. It’s our patriotic duty. (While you’re at it, Kos is running a "GOP in 2006" slogan-a-thon as well for the upcoming elections. If you can think of a good election slogan for the Rethuglicans, please share it in the comments.)
(And speaking of Elizabeth Bumiller, there is a profile of her in the Northwestern University magazine that is quite…erm…illuminating. H/T to Matt Stoller of MyDD for the find, and the nauseating accompanying photo of cocktail weenies. Thought everyone could use a little Monday humor.)
PS — Peter Daou has some interesting thoughts on the Bush Fish story from this weekend. Daou points out the media lapdog tendencies in the coverage of this, a la Eric Boehlert. Digby has much more here and Tristero here — great stuff.
UPDATE: David Shuster just reported on MSNBC that Dusty Foggo announced his resignation at CIA. Foggo was Goss’ #3 man at the Agency, and has been caught up in the hookers, poker and defense contracts scandal with Duke Cunningham — with reports that he’s likely looking at a federal indictment, being currently under investigation by the FBI. More from the TimesOnlineUK.
UPDATE #2: hehehehe Readers twolf1 and BobbyG have come up with a lovely prototype of the Bush Library and Think Tank-i-nator.



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HA-HA SUCKERS!!
Is it April 15th yet, cc?
don’t remind me mommy…
Colbert!
Christy, thanks for the photo from Cornell’s Laboratory of Ornithology. Had to laugh when I saw that, because just this week I was given a tour there by a relative. They call it the Lab of O.
I found the portrayal of Bumiller to be rather gross. But I did obtain one fun quote:
“Reporting is an oasis, and White House reporting is a pretty dry desert,” says colleague and competitor Dana Milbank, the White House correspondent for the Washington Post. “Bumiller has a nice anti-authority streak, and she doesn’t suffer fools.”
Now he’s going to stock a think tank? With what, fishes?
How about the “C Students From Rich Families Institute”?
Profiles in Slur-age
Heckuva Thinkatarium
The Titanic
The Strategery Institute for the HaveMores
Oops, slipped again. The simian fisherman has all new record low approval rating from USA Today/Gallup — 31%
When it gets to 30% can we begin his imPERCHment?
Here’s what a delusional RNC spokeswoman said:
“It is a challenging political environment, but we are confident that ultimately voters in November will recognize that a Democrat Congress would simply not be equipped to ensure either economic or national security for our nation.”
http://www.usatoday.com/news/w…..oval_x.htm
a Bush think tank is like
the Hindenberg School of Aviation or
the Helen Keller Art Museum or
the General Custer Native Peoples Museum or
the Jeffrey Dahmer Culinary Institute
They could just put a sign on the door:
“Gone Fishin’”
“Condi – I need a potty break”
he meant a party break – a quick snort backstage to get up his gumption
ccmask and mommybrain -
Didn’t I predict before April 15 (somewhat whimsically) that he would get an extension? *g*
How about ” A place to perch on yer bass and do some deciderin’”?
2006 Slogan-
Watergate 2.0- For Dummies
ooh, I wish I’d been there. I’d love to have heard him pronounce “de Tocqueville.”
Isn’t his legacy the bone-crushing deficit? Maybe we could name it after him–The George W. Bush Memorial Deficit.
Maybe even Bush thinks he won’t finish out his term. Then it’s only prudent to start planning for his future.
I just wish he would take a moment to help plan for ours.
StephenParrish-that’s right, you did. The October Surprise!
Maybe Bush could join forces with Dan Quayle for a think tank. Amazing how the GOP is filled with crazy, but intellectual, policy deciderers, yet their candidates are all inflatable dolls. Contrast with the Democratic Party, which has intelligent candidates and no behind-the-scenes machinery of policy.
or the Lorena Bobbit Marital Aids Shop
The BushTank for Big Thinkers (TBTBT): No Fish Allowed
Only four presidents have scored lower approval ratings since the Gallup Poll began regularly measuring it in the mid-1940s: Harry Truman, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter and the first George Bush. When Nixon, Carter and the elder Bush sank below 35%, they never again registered above 40%.
Truman twice sank into the low 30s and then rose into the 60s, but the third time his rating fell, it stayed below 40% as well.
“Historically it’s been pretty devastating to presidents at this level,” Franklin says. Even Republican members of Congress are “now so worried about their electoral fortunes in November that he has less leverage with them than he normally would with his own party controlling Congress.”
USA Today- on Clusterfuck’s 31% JAR
ccmask says:
May 8th, 2006 at 10:40 am
I think I have it all figured out: the administration is going bass ackwards – or perhaps it’s floundering?
Why did I immediately think of the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?
Hey, I’ll bet Preznit Bush can’t turn left, either.
“…where young scholars … opine…”
W should be ridin’ the pine (baseball slang for “benched”)
or the Joey Buttafuco Young Ladies Finishing School
or the Slobodan Milosovic Diversity Training Institute
or the David Duke Soul Food Restaurant
When i read this:
“..and write and think and articulate and opine and teach.”
I read it with the voice of the dumb vulture from bugs bunny.
duuuhhhh uhhh yup yup… My momma dun told me…
The “We’ve Got Sugar in Our Think Tank” Group.
Bush Library=”My Pet Goat” and a half-finished Captain America coloring book.
Mr. Bush told Mr. Schieffer. “I would like for there to be a place where young scholars come and write and think and articulate and opine and teach.”
That is such a load of happy HORSESHIT!! Bush has never used the word “opine” in his life, and if he has, he thought it was something to do with a fucking tree!
How much do they pay Scheiffer to manufacture these quotes?
Frankly, I don’t think there’s gonna be a bunch of stuff named after this jackass. When was the last time you drove by a Richard Nixon Middle School, or saw a policy brief from the learned gentlemen at the Millard Fillmore Institute?
I think his legacy is going to be fighting extradition to the Hague. I hope he lives out his days in exile in Kuwait, myself.
I’m still puzzling over Ed*ard Teller’s comment in the last thread that Ray McGovern had nice things to say on CNN about Michael Hayden. Did they grow a new Ray McGovern in one of those seedpods overnight? (And ET, I thought you were only giving up the W for Lent…or was that *ilson?)
or Captain Ahab Fishing Tours
*ilson46201– yer on a roll!
Kos contest [am not registered over there]How about:
Nobody indicted yet this week
then in teeny letters
Of course, it’s only Monday….
Oh, so he knows about de Tocqueville…
or Truman Capote Basketball Camps
hey, decisionating is hard work! The Deciderer-in-Chief has it all under control.
While we are on the topic of lapdog media, I’ve been searching google for any stories on the meetings that Bu$hCo had with magazine and dead tree publishers and studio heads a couple of days after 911. Haven’t found it yet but I’ve just started.
I remember, tho, that he called them all for a teleconference. I would dearly love to know what that call was about. My suspicions are that he said to the publishers something like “This is no time for partisan shots. Here’s something we know that no one else does, and you can’t tell anyone but you’d better do as we say or “it” might happen and you will be responsible. The terra-ists are listening. ” They’ve continued that mantra, of course.
Everyone was in such shockright after, I’m sure they thought it was the good thing to do. And since the owners and publishers tend not to be investigative reporters or Democrats, it would explain the poodles in the lap all the time.
To the studio heads he said something else, I’m sure. Jane would probably have a good guess about that.
Anyone else remember this and have any thoughts?
Wanted: Good man who likes to fish. Must know how to make lures and filet a fish. Send photo of boat and motor……
I’ll bet Bush wasn’t even on a damn boat when he got this fish. Someone needs to tell Trilene (the fishing line company) because they give great prizes every year for the biggest fish.
crack macht frei
So…is the “George W. Bush Presidential Library” going to be filled with pop-up books?
He has books?
A Bush think tank? Teh funny! It is to wipe one’s face and change one’s pants. Because it instantly made me think of the town repopulated by the inhabitants of the local insane asylum in the film “King of Hearts,” I propose that it be called the Marville Institute.
dude…de-Toke-ville, get it?…don’t bogart, man
TRex–
They taught him “opine” last year; he used it about three or four times in a single press conference. He was so very pleased with himself and his new shiny word.
the only books will be in the kitchen, where they can be cooked
The George W Bush Institute of Hired Learnin’
Laura Bush had a court date on the morning of 911. Anyone remember what it was for….I can’t remember…..Maybe when they were going to construct a tunnel into the WH but it got turned down by zoning. Anyone?
How about Bush Again?
Short Slogan and long slogan as well as basis of its mission statement (compliments of Samuel Beckett in the Mar. 16, 2006 Economist): Fail Again
‘In a prose masterpiece, “Worstward Hoâ€, published in 1983 six years before his death, he [Beckett] wrote, “No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.‒
The George W. Bush Center for S-S-Strate-tegic Thought.
“I would like to leave behind a legacy or a think tank, a place for people to talk about freedom and liberty…”
Freedom AND liberty, ‘eh? He’s been reviewing stuff from The Department of Redundancy Department again.
Asshole.
Vote GOP!
Elephant. The new White Meat.
Elephant. It’s what’s for Dinner.
GOP. Starting Fresh in ‘06.
Its evening in America…
Unlike Rats, elephants don’t desert a sinking ship.
GOP, We catch big Perch.
GOP. Grand old Perch.
GOP. Don’t blame us. We don’t like Bush either.
George who?
If we are re-elected, we will investigate ourseleves, if we find wrong doing we will punish ourselves, or at least pay hookers to do it.
We are the party of the high moral ground.
Let us prey…
GOP. Its not just for Breakfast anymore…
Wow, you guys are on fire today!
I’m not sure you could lure me to Bush’s fish tank.
Are you sure he meant think tank, and not drunk tank? ‘Cause drunk tank, I would believe. Think tank, not so much.
punaise says:
May 8th, 2006 at 10:52 am
I was thinking of that place as well. Will it be constructed by a joint venture?
The Tonya Harding College of Ethics and Athletics
The Rush Limbaugh Clinic
The Bill O’Reilly Institute for Journalistic Integrity
The Ann Coulter Institute of Culinary Arts
“I’m a gunna stock my think tank with sum pearch heh heh heh… they’re wiley little buggers… heh heh heh”
mommybrain says:
May 8th, 2006 at 10:57 am
As far as you’re concerned, that’s not even “debaitable” – right?
Bankruptplican Slogan for ‘06:
Double Plus Goop
…It kinda has that what did I step in ? vibe…
SP CPA 56 – I dunno – it slipped my mind…
SPCPA, of course it it -it’s an institute of High-er learning. He’s a chronic student with a pipe dream. Sh*t, we’re all in his pipe dream – only it’s a nightmare.
EPU’ed from previous thread:
it’s the translation from English to German back to English that caused Bush all the fish story problems. He used the word ‘bass’ which translates to ‘Barsch’ which can mean either bass, perch or pike. Perch per se is usually ‘Flussbarsch’. So the indeterminate word ‘Barsch’ got translated sloppily back into ‘perch’…
Still, catching a large fish of any sort is hardly the apex of most sentient humans dreams … the Preznit is still a schmuck!
Sticking with the fish lie, How about the Arbusto Thinkers and Sinkers Institute?
*ilson46201 and Thesaurus Rex:
What other infamous characters come to mind?
There’s already a Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library. There’s already a presidential library for an incompetent guy who stole a presidential election. What do we need two of them for? Just put a George W. Bush Gazebo out in front of the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Library, and call it even.
SP CPA 59 – debaitable – heh
let he who has not sinned cast the first line
SPCPA, too many people have swallowed the Bush*t hook, line and sinker but now they’re turning like worms.
Let he who is not stoned cast the first sin..
here’s a picture of the think tank:
http://www.wolfblog.net/images/ThinkTank.jpg
the Bebe Rebozo Gazebo
back to the Condi note –
tink(le) thank
Just a curious Canadian lurker…
I was wondering if it is at all possible that…
Fitzgerald could/is bringing an indictment that includes members of the media/press testifying under oath (Russert eg…ties to Welch)….which potentially may expose their parent News corporations to some legal exposure?
Oh man. You guys are cracking me up today. Mwahahahaha.
The William Harrison Frist Institute for Diagnostic Neurology.
Pic of the New Deciderer Institute:
http://www.wdcweb.info/library…..ary_02.jpg
Spacious, room for both books and a set of crayolas.
Thought of another one:
American Prosperity Peeance Freeance Enterprise
Canadianhoser – oooo, interesting thought. Christy? Jane? I’d love to watch Timmeh twist in the wind.
What this country needs is a No Think Tank— a place where those who bother their beautiful minds with questions like “Why did we start a war that we can’t win?” can visit to calm their racing neurons.
There would be video games, bike riding, working out, and pretzel dipping.
All I can say is if this presidential library has pop-up books, I’m going to be really upset.
Collectors of pop-up books do NOT like their dear books to become targets of late-night humor. ;-)
The Dead Weight Institute, we’ll get to the bottom , eventually.
the Kenny Lay School of Management or
the Scooter Libby/Lynne Cheney Foundation for Decency in Novels or
the Bill Bennett/Ralph Reed Anti-Gambling League or
the Laura Bush Driving School or
the Rumsfeld Museum of Mesopotamian Art
Neverland.
Important denizens of Neverland are Peter Pan, the Lost Boys, a band of Indians, mermaids, Captain Hook and his crew of pirates, and the crocodile who had eaten Hook’s hand and wanted the rest of him. Peter is the most important denizen, and the activity of the realm depends on his presence or absence. (from wiki)
Kos contest:
GOP: Greed. Oil. Prostitutes.
Generalissimo Incompetente Institoot of Puppetry and Costume Design (a dink tank)
the Tony Blair École D’Obéissance D’Animal de compagnie
angie 82 – and Michael Jackson, to boot.
Kos contest:
GOP: Greed. Oil. Prostitutes.
I don’t think I want to go there. Think of the children!
I offer this video to Mr. Bush to let him know what he’s been missing while out fishing.
Muhammad Atta Parachuting Club
The Stepford Institute for Endless War and Fundamentalism.
yeah, punaise, maybe Jacko will sell the place to chimpy and his gang.
Ok here’s my submission for both contests.
Kos– GOP: Greed. Oil. Prostitutes.
FDL– George W. Bush Presidential Liberty
The University of Manimals,and Man on Dog studies.
I’d prefer “Greed. Big Oil. Prostitutes.”
but how about
“GOP: America – Go F#$% Yourself”
The Dusty Foggo No BS Guide to Wealth Attraction for Entrepreneurs.
[& i knew that the timing for Goss’s resignation had a lot to do with not wanting to have to answer/excuse/condemn his old friend this monday.]
The George W. Bush Freedom and Liberty Institute for Opine Articulating
(Advertising blurb: “Don’t tank when you think about the Greatness of America.”)
Foggo is gone. See FDL update on front page.
BobbyG
I added some preziduntial modifications to your Deciderer Institute Mobile:
http://wolfblog.net/images/Mobile_Library_03.jpg
Center For Advanced Articulators and Supine Opninionators
Located at Big Perch University
Wishful thinkers encouraged to apply.
twolf1 -
EXCELLENT. And, I hear it’s a hybrid.
You should contribute to the branch of your choice:
Truthiness Institute
Reality Based Memorial
Faith-Based Fundy Fountain
Pet Goat Depository
Bush’s Brain Wing
Du Bai Security & Globalization Center
Iraq Center for Promotion of Sectarian Conflict
Crony Studies & Self Promotion Center
Indictment Wing
Libby/Rove Defense Endowment
Abramoff Hall of Photos
GOP: Sex, Lies and Silly-old-ape
Amending my post at 50, the slogan and mission statement should be
FAIL BETTER
It is short enough for both a bumper sticker and its mission statement. On the contents of the library, to recycle an old joke, contents only include coloring books and NSA databases of mined communication of US citizens as well as a copy of our amended, correct that, hijacked and eviscerated Constitution and Bill of Rights
the Foggo has cleared (out his desk)
How about:
The George W. Bush Emporium of Deciderin’, and Brush Clearin’ for Dummies, LTD
BobbyG –
Yes, it burns both super unleaded and the Constitution
The William Jefferson Clinton Program in Youth Outreach.
scarecrow #101 – “Bush’s Brain”
would that be located at the Dept. of Nano-Technology?
Foggo Leaving CIA Any Minute
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/000585.php
What’s the rush? Must have a train to catch at the Watergate.
The Michael Jackson Home for Boys
bush, shove it up your ass, and then we’ll “opine” about that, you fucking fuck!
don’t ever speak again you idiot!
agliss — my expectation is that Bush’s Brain will occupy a separate cell.
The Gee W. Bush Early Retirement Home
or
Chimpy’s Treehouse
and for dKos and GOP 2006,
No Crime Left Behind
The Pete Bancini Institute for Policy
Who gonned Foggo? Thas the question!
Easy. This Is Your Government On Drugs. (works for both the think tank and the 2006 GOP slogan.)
chimpy’s personal brain is actually a single cell.
Instead of a library, why not something more emblematic of his Presidency like the George W. Bush Memorial Crapper.
If he has a think tank, I was thinking Daffy Duck would make a good member but then it came to me that Elmer Fudd would be a better choice. Bush would feel more comfortable with Fudd. He’s more his intellectual equal.
Rove once said that hooking up with Bush was a once in a lifetime opportunity for a political hack such as himself.
That’s the understatement of the millenium . . .
The John Rocker School of Equality
The Rush Limbaugh Institute for Healthy Living
The David Duke Sheet Outlet
*ilson46201 says:
May 8th, 2006 at 11:09 am
How about:
Attila the Hun School of Civilized Government
Ted Bundy School of Law (snark warning) (one of the school’s notable alumni who became strapped at the end of his life)
Debt . . . It’s the New Black
You Vote, We Decide
Values . . . Live The Fantasy
Because Fiscal Restraint Is For Pussies
Accountability Is So 20th Century
Come For The Values, Stay For The Corruption
twolf1 / BobbyG photo collaboration front paged by Redd!
Canadianhoser says:
May 8th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Just a curious Canadian lurker…
I was wondering if it is at all possible that…
Fitzgerald could/is bringing an indictment that includes members of the media/press testifying under oath (Russert eg…ties to Welch)….which potentially may expose their parent News corporations to some legal exposure?
———————————————————-
It’s possible but unlikely. Fitz’s goal is to get to the truth. When he can prove that members of the media lied to him, I think he just uses it as leverage to elicit truthful testimony. I suspect that that’s what happened with JudyJudyJudy. Libby got indicted because he got caught lying and STILL refused to tell the truth.
Tanks for the Memories Bushco!
Is that a think tank or a dunk tank?
it’s a stink tank
cbl 123 WOW!!
Oh, so he knows about de Tocqueville…
If this isn’t spin, I’ll bet Bush didn’t take much more from de Tocqueville than “MURKA is gooder”.
Opines-R-Us
A Chickenhawk In Every Pot
with the help of Turdblossom, W’s legacy is a floater in the cesspool of GOP politics
ewwwwww…..
Feingold on C-SPAN now.
Bush Library books:
The Blank Page or Blood On The Cover or How To Fish And Cut Bait (with a red phone in your boat).
We the People would prefer the Decider in Chief direct his library merge with his father’s presidential library on disc.
This would save so much money & time on behalf of the custodians of the National Archives who must produce original documents for these evil-doers when they stand before the War Crimes Tribunal at the Hague within the not too distant future.
Or for the Senate impeachment proceedings – which ever comes first. This way Smirky & Dead Eye Dick and their co-conspirators inside and outside their criminal cabal in the present White House could be guaranteed a more timely trial/tribunal.
I’m just sayin’ this administration deserves a speedy trial and heaven knows we hapless taxpayers deserve no less as well.
Attorney General Patrick Fitzgerald sure has a lovely ring to it dontchatink?
Kevin Federline Day Care
Richard Reid Show Outlet
The Bush Family Institute for Better Living Through Chemistry
Bush Center for Peace and Preemptive War
Center for Faith-based Physics and Nukular Research
Bush Institute on the Presidency and other Leisure Activities
sorry typo – Richard Reid Shoe Outlet
OT, but related snarkiness: a physics blog has discovered a Wrongness Singularity.
rwcole 78, you forgot brush clearing! (and Poland)
For the 2006 slogan: Vote GOP. (Please. We’re begging you.)
So GWClusterfuck finally got it to 31%- and that’s GALLUP- a couple of points above average usually… Forgot who had what on the “below 30%” pool- but we may have a winner soon!
Laura Bush Stop Sign School
The George W. Bush Think Tank could be used around the world as a dictionary example for the word oxymoron. Of course the emphasis would be onmoron.
George W. Bush Think(ing)Tank(ed)
For Ken Mehlman and David Dreir: a perch on the board of advisors of the “Jeff Gannon Media Outreach Program.”
For Cheney: Riding shotgun in the “Undisclosed Location Witness Protection Program.”
For Condi: Has an oil tanker named after her: “Unrequited Wives”
For Rumsfeld: a quick resolution to the bottom of the barrel.
The Duke Cunningham “Smoove Operator” School of Seduction
(see here from last thread)
i wanna play too:
Jeffery Dahlmer Culinary Institute . . .
huh?
Roman Polanski School for Girls . . .
huh? anything?
;-P
The George W. Bush Failed Policy Institute
The Nero Institute
American Entrprize Instittue
George W Bush Freedom Foundation (*our* kind of freedom)
Center for Malapropisms and Public Affairs
Discovery Institute
Center for the Rehabilitation of George W Bush’s Image
Ah, folks – you know he is just re-grouper-ing and tryin’ to find his sole…….Maybe he will take up tapia dancing
Don’t Forget About Poland Institute of Foreign Policy
Catapulting the Propaganda Institute of Communications
Fooled Again School of Policy Development
Fuck Saddam War College
I Sold Sammy Sosa School of Resource Management
Decideration Executive Management
(I’m too busy to add more but it’s just so delicious!)
OT – at least chimpy (and the media) is focusing to important issues:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12675510/
Gallup and AP polls both show 65% disapproval. Two thirds of americans now disapprove of the job President GW Clusterfuck is doing.
Re the pic of the Presidential Mobile Library.
It seems a little large. Perhaps a Presidential “book bag” would suffice? It would be roomy enough for a couple issues of Sports Illustrated and a few fishing magazines, complete copies of all the bills Bush vetoed during his presidency, and a single sheet, double-spaced list of all his contributions to the nation as President (centered on the page and spelled out in an impressive 48 pt font so as not too leave too much intimidating empty space).
sure glad they came to DC to clean up all the moral decay. ask Guckert/Gannon how rid-dick-culo(us) that notion was.
Dan Scott 150 –
It’s hard to fit hookers and coke dealers in a bookbag.
Bush School of Failed Thinkery
Lest we forget, the proper name for the official Library of our 43rd President should be:
The Al Gore Presidential Library
speaking of Al Gore…
http://online.wsj.com/public/a…..in_tff_top
Hmmmm?
All this scorn for the fish. Orange you being kinda Roughy on him?
There already IS an institution for George Bush- it’s in Leavenworth.
egregious – I cod of said that
Save taxpayers money and put a few hundred FEMA trailer homes (sitting vacant in Hope, Ar now) together and call it “The Right Wing”.
Maybe it will be a prison library.
Fly-boy’s My-Way-or-the-Highway School of Duh-plomacy
Think tank? This guy?
#154 You are sooooo right on!
Karl Rove Institue for Ratfucking Politicians Who Have Been Frog Marched Out Of A White House In Need Of De-Lousing
George W. Fustercuck License-Plate Works, LLC
Leslie 138 – that physics blog is hilarious and objectively interesting, at the same time. Isn’t there some law of physics that prevents those attributes from occupying the same space at the same time?
Instapundit fits five units of wrongness into 4 declartive statements *g*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
From EUreak: Feingold on C-SPAN now.
Anyone know what he’s doing?
Bush Center for Economics and Fuzzy Math
Bush Institute for the Study of Chaos Theory and its Real World Applications
Bush Institute of Linguistics, Speech Pathology, and just General Pathology.
rwcole, please. I believe there’s a cold hard cell in the deeps of the Hague which should serve as the institution of Bush and his cronies.
ppirt 144–
Jeff Dahmer was serial killer / cannibal.
Roman Polanski was a pedophile.
GOP: 2006 – American Idle
How about a little irony for a Think Tank name?
The Institute for Ongoing Investigation
Bush can merge his ‘Deciding library’ with
Jethro Clampet’s ‘Figuring library’
I’ll bet figuring is a lot harder than deciding.
italics be gone!!!
please spray the Slant-B-Gon
Christy – you got my screen name wrong on the head page. no biggie though.
Institute for the Study of Entropy and the Bush Years
Center of Dark Matter, Vacuum Energy, and Other Aspects of the Bush Brain
boiboi @ 172:
s/b Jethro Bodine “ciphering library”
:-)
Boiboi–
Please don’t dishonor Jethro Bodine with comparisons to his intellectual inferior. Jethro “ciphered” BTW, and a damn sight better than W.
I’ll make the italics go away
Is that better?
cipherating is hard work, deciderating is easy, cuz KKKarl tells me what to deciderate..
Yes it is. I will now claim omnipotence in addition to omniscience.
this is very good news, it indicates at least the intention that the Deciderator will be leaving in ‘08
George W Bush Classified Executive Document Disposal Facility and Institute for Divine Inspiration.
And Granny’s Divine School of Victual Preparedness…
once again, EPU sets us straight
the name for the new think tank;
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”
it comes from your think tank Mr. President!
tank sir, no, not the one that goes boom sir
tank, sir, the one that connects to your….
no sir, not the plane that carrys fuel sir….
sir, I am referring to your septic tank
Brown Trout Skool of 4N Polisy
It will contain only two books: the Bible and My Pet Goat.
To have a think tank, one must have an underlying philosophy.
What, exactly, is the underlying philosophy of Bushism?
I mean, other than war, incompetence, trashing the Constitution and tax cuts for the rich?
The Elly May Wing For Wayward Wingnuts
Bush’s Think Tank
http://www.elseware.to/products/aq.htm
It kinda helps you understand the whole fish story don’t it?
Bush Institute for the Study of Fusion and Advanced Confusion
Bush Center for Mineralogy, Geology, and Hardness Research
Center for the Study of Superheated Gases and Bush Political Speeches
Bush Center for the Study of Crayolas in the American Presidency
Hookergate: Meals on Heals
That’s Heels.
Males on tails
The Clusterfuck Center for Intelligence Designerating and Global Corporating
The Bush University for Liberty, Leadership and Super High Intensity Thinking
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
The Texas Rode Hard and Put Up Wet Instatoot.
Bush approval rating hits new low
How about some truthiness in advertising-
The National Foundation for the Advancement of a Clusterfuck Nation (headed by Republicans run-amok)
The American Idle arm of the Recruitment of Lapdog Reporters (brought to you by General Electric)
The Uber-Patriots Institute for Un-Ending War (also brought to you by General Electric,with grateful acknowledgement to Halliburton)
(oy, still with the italics.)
I am certain that Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Leno and Letterman will be contributing to the Bush Thinkermarating Instantoot. They are going to miss him big time when he is done squatting in Al Gore’s White House.
The Bush Institute of Intelligent Design and Semi Intelligent Presidents
Bush Center for the Study of Global Warming, Science, and other Urban Myths
Bush Center for Creative Accounting and even more Creative Accountability
George Clearing Bush
A Man’s Man
The Hoogady Boogady Terra Tank
January, 2009
This is the dawning of the Age of Aquariass!!!
http://www.elseware.to/products/aq.htm
The You Might Be a Redneck School of Morons.
Two Down, Eight Amendments To Go !!!
The D. Toke Ville School for Ethication and Corporate Decideration
Via says:
May 8th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
It will contain only two books: the Bible and My Pet Goat.
Let’s not forget the learninin’ books,Bush Clearing for Dummies.
There’s some Bush that needs to be cleared in the White House.
center for rocky freedom
center for freedom from liberty
center for the blind and suicidal kool-aid victims of the 21st century
Since joining the ranks of America’s top spies seven years ago, Gen. Michael V. Hayden has weathered multiple intelligence catastrophes that might easily have stalled or ended his career.
Those include the Sept. 11 attacks, erroneous reporting on Iraqi weapons, a troubled multibillion dollar modernization program and controversy over domestic surveillance, all during his watch at the National Security Agency.
http://www.gainesville.com/app…../1117/news
renato ,
‘Zactly.
OT – CNN reports: moussaoui asking to withdraw his guilty plea and saying basically everything he has said has been a lie
101 Things to Do With an Exploded Frog
Is Bush really looking forward to his “retirement”? Until that day arrives and passes I will be expecting him to do an end-run around the law. I don’t think he intends to give it up so easily, making this window-dressing.
The Bush George Liberry, with a wing entitled, The Laura Bush Stepford Istitute. On the gorunds will be The Jenna and Barbara Bush Wading Pool (it will be very shallow).
The Bush Think Again Tank:
http://www.hqmc.usmc.mil/factf…..E/M1A1.JPG
A product of the fully funded school of hard knocks.
From TPM:
“The pending appointment of General Michael Hayden as director of the Central Intelligence Agency will pave the way for the agency’s emasculation and for the Pentagon to assume full authority over paramilitary operations.”
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.c…..008395.php
The D. Toke Ville Method for Legacy Enlargement
A few more suggestions for books for the Bush library:
Deciderating for Dummies
De Tocqueville’s America: Cliff Notes
Stealing Elections: the fundamentals
The Bible (mint condition, never been used)
renato says:
May 8th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
The Bush University for Liberty, Leadership and Super High Intensity Thinking
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
I think that is a winner!!!
JEB MOBILIZING FEMA:
http://www.bgladd.com/Bird_flu_Florida.jpg
Haydon on C-SPAn nearly crying now
That should be “grounds.”
Operation Enduring Fiefdom
Dan Scott 150, I think most of the space in the mobile library is taken up by the bed, to facilitate frequent naps.
Hugh–you’re killing me. Excellent suggestions all. And VG 196–yes. Absolutely. It captures so much.
The Richard Cheney Vice Presidential Library
Maybe I missed something?
Bumiller’s 9-11 timeline says that she arrived at the White House to find it being evacuated prior to the second crash into the WTC.
I don’t recall hearing that at the time, or of other federal facilities going into emergency response prior to the second plane – Rumsfeld still at his desk in the Pentagon till it was hit, Bush permitted to keep ‘reading’ and all. When & whay was the evacuation initiated?
Mahhhhwaa!! To everyone.
twolf1
re: Moussaoui
This reminds of Epimenides’s paradox: Epimenides of Crete was said to have said, “All Cretans are liars.” So if he telling the truth, then he’s lying which means he’s telling the truth, etc.
I don’t think he understands the game is over and no one wants to play with him anymore. Sad sap.
I clearly remember that white smoke was reported coming from the WH. Later on it was reported (wink-wink)that it was a car fire. In fact, while they were told to evacuate, WTC was told to go back to their offices.
An appropriate name for a Bush Think Tank -
TINK THANK
GWB: The In-tank-i-nator in action- garbage in, garbage out
I’d go take a picture of the road sign for the “George Bush Center for Intelligence,” but I don’t think they take kindly to people taking pictures around there…
Bush has girly-feminine hands. But then again, he doesn’t actually do the torturin’ himself.
MSNBC Question of the Day:
“Does it concern you that the CIA could be run by a military officer?”
Yes
58%
No
42%
* 14585 responses
renato 201 – Old saying: Does a bear sh*t in the woods? New saying: Does a Bush squat in the White House?
“…a place for people to talk about freedom and liberty, and the de Tocqueville model, what de Tocqueville saw in America,” Mr. Bush told Mr. Schieffer.
“The de Tocqueville model.” Uh huh. Riiiiight.
Great nightmares in W history:
“Mr President, many of our viewers don’t have the benefit of your Ivy League education. You spoke of the de Tocqueville model. What would that be exactly? Could you please elaborate a little on that?”
A Bush think tank? That’s like Cheney giving a seminar on how to engage in jungle warfare. Or O’Reilly opening up a school of journalism.
Matt-O- lol
Speaking of the Ken Mehlman Poodle Grooming Institute -
good god, just watched David Ensor (cnn) say “and in the face of calamitous CIA failures in Pre War Intel, blah blah blah
if y’all know who I’m talking about, this is a guy who takes himself quite seriously as I’m sure many viewers do – at what point are we going to hear a Corp Media person say ‘in the face of being slimed by cherry picked pre war intel, blah blah blah
punaise says:
May 8th, 2006 at 11:39 am
Has he announced that he has a tankless job?
new thread: “Only Good News?”
Bush probably believes “Think Tanks” are a new form of automobiles powered by human thoughts.
Oh snap!
Considering where Bush is taking us, how about the Herbert Hoover Institute of Economic Theory.
thanks for the props, kids
hey, can you just imagine what companies will fund the Bush thinkerating tank?
Halliburton
Every oil company
Richard Mellon Scaife
Lockheed Martin
Boeing
the Coors family
who am I missing?
Ronald Reagan Council on Race Relations.
Big Pharma
Bill Frist
Insurance Companies
Big Religion– Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, etc.
the Lady Godiva Institute for New Threads?
On books or pamphlets with free suckers
Lord of The Oil Rings (and other slick maneuvers)
Killing muslims with one hand and fishing with the other.
Snickering err Snorkling at New Orleans
Deaf Eavesdropping Jam
Cashmere Christians Bombing your Stocks Up in Faithful Style
For the kids
Crayola Kings How To Shade In A LEGO C On A Report Card
TinkerTank
49 ccmask says:
Laura Bush had a court date on the morning of 911. Anyone remember what it was for….I can’t remember……. Anyone?
Last night on the repeat of Larry King’s recent interview with Ted Kennedy, Kennedy said that Laura Bush was in the Rayburn building on 911 for some kind of hearing on education.
OT.
On to Iraq. Despite all of the signs indicating a civil war, the Bush/Rove fear mongering people have sufficiently cowed the media from using that term.
Notice we don’t hear it used anymore?
http://www.latimes.com/news/na…..-headlines
-GSD
Bush Think Again Tank
http://www.hqmc.usmc.mil/factf…..E/M1A1.JPG
Now with long distance cluster learning.
The President (sic) wants to create a think tank where people can talk about freedom…just so we don’t actually try to exercise it.
The G.W. Bush Ineptstitute
Remember the “Derek Zoolander Institute for Kids Who Can’t Read Good”?
I propose the “George W. Bush Institute for Politishuns Who Can’t Think Good.”
I can’t wait for the Bush library–I want to see a series of split screen displays with a copy of My Pet Goat next to a picture of the twin towers in flames. Then a display with that guitar he received next to a picture of New Orleans underwater. then there can be a whole media room dedicated to “Things Bush couldn’t find” WMDs, Osama, the door out of that asian press conference…Good times!
How about turning the Bush library into a wax museum since he doesn’t read? We can have wax figures of Bush&Co in different costumes: Napoloeanic era, Stalin era . . . And maybe a few books, like the children’s book he continued to read in the Michael Moore footage.
Disclaimer: Low blood sugar. Sorry for the snark.
Hugh @ 221
Cliff Notes, defnitley.The Bible *must* be King James.(I get that dig in for my Catholic friends and relatives.)
So I heard the Preznit of Iran wrote a letter to the Preznit of the U.S. It is smart if it turns the tide of world opinion against BushCo more so than ever. Haven’t finished that article.
poor george w.
doesn’t he know that tanks can’t think?
or maybe it’s “fellow-feeling”,
bush thinks like a tank?
or does he think he’s a tank?
As for think tank names, how about “The Tokeville Institution?”
But don’t most of us agree with Bush about his best day. Catching a 7.5 lb. fish may just be the crowning glory of his presidency after all.
Deb
Okay, maybe it is too easy and obvious, but here is my visual contribution to the George W. Bush Presidential Library.
I should think that a Bush Library wouldn’t be very large — after all I doubt there are very many papers or documents for it to house. Would he really want videos of him mangling the language as he speaks to be featured?
Library and think tank all in one
All of the records of the Bush Presidency, I mean all of the records his folks don’t manage to hurriedly burn as the Senate votes to convict, will be seized for evidence. The Special Prosecutor appointed to clear up the mess will have possession of these documents, and do all the thinking about them, probably for decades after the impeachment. I don’t think anyone will be much interested in a Library or Think Tank by the time the Special Prosecutor is finished getting all the prosecutions all the way through the appeals process, and can release the documentary evidence. Well, maybe the Ripley’s Believe it or Not museums may set up a special, Chamber of Horrors, type museum to “honor” this subject, but I can’t see much other interest. I take that back, in case we do end up nuking Iran. In that case, I’m sure there will be more sober-minded folks interested in setting up a sort of Holocaust Museum, in the “Never Again” spirit, about this reign of terror.
The Rove-Abrams Institute is a Texan landmark. The only major think tank with burning Reichstag and Mein Kampf wings.
( Shrub an instapundit! Whodathunkit!)
Forth Reich library is over here and genuine working plantation over there. Slave whippings at 5 pm daily. Entry includes a copy of ‘ My pet Goat’, all the weenies you can eat and all the GOP flavoured Kool-Aid you can drink – ya’ll come back now y’hear! Sieg Heil and Guten Nacht!
Delusion A Go-Go
Tyrants-R-Us
De Toke Villa
Dissembler Camp
The American Feudalism Foundation
Society for the Preservation of Monicagate
From “My Pet Goat” to de Tocqueville in such a few short years. Before we know it, the little phoney will be mangling quotes from Herman Melville and Scott Fitzgerald to impress us with his “skolarship”.
Comes on like a legacy,looks like a forgazi.
Nooks for books by crooks?
The liar’s lair?
The den of inequity?
The George W Bush institute of Diplomery and Leaderment
N ational strategery to
I mpose a
M ajority
R epublican
O rthodoxy of
D ecideration
Center for Republican Assault and Plunder (CRAP)
Society for Neo-Conservatives Accomplished at Knavery, Evil and Such (SNAKES)
“Let’s all help out our busy President, by suggesting some names for the George Bush Presidential-ating Think Tank.”
The Boys of Cell Block C
And I ain’t talk’n no “gentleman C”!
How about a simple outhouse with the Bill of Rights at the bottom of the hole.
Center for the Study of Presidential Vacation Plans and the Advancement of Perch Fishing, Brush Clearing, and Mountain Bike Riding.
“The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money.”- De Tocqueville (via Wikipedia)
$100 gasoline rebate anyone?