
Don’t laugh, you want the job. Don’t laugh…
Well, it’s Law Day here in the good old US of A. The President has proclaimed it so (h/t to SusanG at DKos):
This year’s Law Day theme, "Liberty Under Law: Separate Branches, Balanced Powers," honors the wisdom of the separation of powers that the Framers of our Constitution established for the Federal Government. Delegates to the Constitutional Convention recognized the risks that accompany the concentration of power and devised a system in which the Federal Government’s authorities are divided among three independent branches. James Madison highlighted the importance of our Constitution’s separation of powers when he wrote, "the accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands . . . may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny."
Throughout our Nation’s history, we have been reminded repeatedly of the wisdom of the Framers’ design. Our system of separation of powers has safeguarded our liberties and helped ensure that we remain a government of laws. Law Day is an occasion for us to celebrate our Constitution and to honor those in the judiciary and legal profession who work to uphold and serve its principles.
Lovely sentiments, aren’t they? Too bad President Do As I Say, Not As I Actually Do has such a piss poor record of following his own proclamation:
President Bush has quietly claimed the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office, asserting that he has the power to set aside any statute passed by Congress when it conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution.Among the laws Bush said he can ignore are military rules and regulations, affirmative-action provisions, requirements that Congress be told about immigration services problems, ”whistle-blower" protections for nuclear regulatory officials, and safeguards against political interference in federally funded research.
Legal scholars say the scope and aggression of Bush’s assertions that he can bypass laws represent a concerted effort to expand his power at the expense of Congress, upsetting the balance between the branches of government. The Constitution is clear in assigning to Congress the power to write the laws and to the president a duty ”to take care that the laws be faithfully executed." Bush, however, has repeatedly declared that he does not need to ”execute" a law he believes is unconstitutional.
Respect for Congress, the Constitution and the principle of separation of powers, indeed. Perhaps in Bizarro World, but not in the Bush White House. (Glenn has more on that here.)
For every Senator who voted for cloture on Alito and thought we wouldn’t remember months from then, think again.
…it won’t be long before Alito makes his mark. There are three cases on the court’s docket in which the 56-year-old junior justice will probably have the deciding vote.
These are the three cases the court has set down for reargument since Sandra Day O’Connor left the court and Alito took her place on Jan. 31.
Although the court did not announce why it decided to hold a second hour of oral argument on the cases, the likeliest reason, based on the experience of previous transitions on the court, is that in each instance O’Connor’s departure left the court divided 4 to 4.
If so, it will be up to Alito to break the tie, once he has had a chance to catch up on the briefs and hear the lawyers on both sides.
I will say it again and again: a lifetime appointment to the nation’s highest court should never, ever be a gimme. Sometimes, a stand on principle is the single most important thing a legislator can do for the nation and their constituency. You think we are all going to just forget your vote? Fat chance.
L’Etat c’est Georges? Not exactly what the Founders had in mind, is it? Especially not in the context of this forever war we find ourselves in under the Bush regime.
So let’s start with the basics, shall we? No president is above the law (and neither is his AG). Let’s all try some intellectual honesty for a change and actually read the contitution and the laws of our nation. I still say give me liberty — it’s far better than the alternative of machinations and lies.
The gall of the President’s "Law Day" proclamation when viewed through the lens of his deeds is appalling.
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Patrick Fitzgerald – a Law Day hero.
The juxtiposition of the two statement is the pure definition of irony.
LOL, Law day. The arrogance of these people knows no bounds.
I tell you what, they play offense on everything though. No matter how hollow their argument is, they brand it, and push it as though it were truth.
We can’t even do that with the truth half the time. We need to get better at that.
Law Day. What a joke.
Come on Fitz – we need a REAL law day!
The picture tells me “You have GOT to be sh*tting me with that line!”
or
“I do not believe you just said that!”
or
“And where did YOU (Bush) go to law school?”
Soon to follow,
Support your retired military day
Body Armor for all day
Religious Tolerance DAY
Truth in Reporting Day
4th Amendment Day
ALternate Energy Day
Open Government Day
FITZ!!!!
Thanks Christy, and all of you.
[lurker since last fall Plamgate] — love you!
Thanks, Ellen — back at you. :) And now that you’ve posted your first comment, feel free to do so more often. *g*
Urban #6,
And after those,
Alternative Energy Day
Responsible Lobbying Day
Support Our Clandenstine Services Day
Fair and Open One Vote/One Person Day
Protect Our Judges Day
It always fascinates me to read comments at Glenn’s. He has some great liberal and progressives, honestly concerned moderates and some of the most whacked-out kool-aid drinkers in the blogosphere (shooter242, bart, and the ubiquitous anonymous). It seldom degenerates into a free for all, and it always educates. Glenn participates in the same spirit as Jane and Christy at firedoglake, responding to posts that deserve his attention and letting the rest stand for what they represent.
Oh dear, Urban already included Alternative Energy Day!
Delete the repeat and substitute:
Emergency Management Day
Thanks so much, Redd :-)
‘puter on the fRitz (!). May be sorta off and on til I get this ole machine replaced …
neocons & jesus freaks get to tell us what the law is — our goose is cooked as long as we play by the rules ourselves
In the Orwellian spin of BushWorld, black is white, failure is success, patriotism is treason (and vice versa), and so Law Day must be…
We are longer at war with Law-rasia. We are now at war with Oceania.
* WAR IS PEACE
* FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
* IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
My local bar association makes a big deal out of Law Day. We have an “arts and letters” competion for the high schools. virtually every HS in the county sends in submissions. Essays, poems, rap songs, quilts paintings. Some of it is astounding.
I also do “lawyer in the classroom” appearances on behalf of this bar association, speaking to socail studies classes. And I play a judge in the state bar association’s HS mock trial program. I spend a lot of time talking to kids.
When I started doing this years ago, the kids were so cynical. They thought they were powerless and the system was broken.
The funny thing is, the worse things have gotten under Bush, the more fired up the kids have gotten. This year’s seniors are much more aware. When the first version of the US Patriot Act was being debated I did a bunch of appearances at High Schools and all the kids really wanted to know was whether it would make it easier for the school to do warrentless drug searches in the school lockers.
I was so discouraged that year.
Now, they know more about the NSA spying program than most lawyers I know. They are becoming galvinized citizens (at least where I live). It’s almost like the 1960’s, kids spending their time thinking and talking about public affairs.
It’s also a measure of how serious things have become, that public affairs seem more pressing to teenagers than talking about clothes, cars and IPODs.
If the US reinstitutes the draft, a topic on the lips of every kid I know in the relevant age range, I expect they will take to the streets.
Oh, and where do most kids get their info on public affairs? Not by watching Sunday morning spinning heads (the kids are still sleeping in/off from Saturday night). Nope, they get their info from John Stewart, Steve Colber(t) and google. The MSM has no idea how to reach this demographic, but the Daily Show does!
looseheadprop — and thank goodness the Daily Show does it so well. *g* I always say that all this bad news goes down much better with a side dose of snide.
Fitz will be giving us a real nice “LAW DAY” very soon.
Go Fitz!
Looseheadprop, thanks for the info and for your efforts with the kids. What good news that they are seeing things with open eyes ( and a sense of humor and style).
It’s actually also “Loyalty Day.” Total creep out time.
Links:
http://stevegilliard.blogspot……-2006.html
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news…..28-10.html
Don’t forget “Loyalty Day”…
This administration thinks that saying it is sow is enough to make it so. Never mind the reality-based world. Unfortunately, too many people can’t be bothered to look beyone the sound bite to the reality. Or maybe they just don’t want to know.
I have talked to otherwise well educated, knowledgable, successful people from both parties and they think it is unbelievable that democracy and the rule of law is in danger in this country. They cannot believe that this is anything different than the pendulum swinging to one side that has historically happened in this country and that it is only a matter of time until the pendulum swings the other way. They believe that there have always been “nuts” who think that the country is in crises. (I guess that implies that they think I am one of those “nuts”!)
If they don’t say it on Face the Nation, it can’t be happening. That is why Bush can get away with proclaiming “Law Day”. And to most people in this country, the “reality” will be that this president believes that we are a nation of laws.
As one of the minority who chooses to live in the reality based world, it looks to me like we have become a cult instead of a nation.
I thought it was “Loyalty Day” already!?!
Sometimes I think that we are going overboard or getting paranoid when it seems like they are dissembling, obfuscating, or lying with every breath they take, and then they come up with this crap. Is he going to give a press conference and explain how this celebration of the authority of the independent branches of government is to be understood in the context of various administration assertions to the contrary? Does this mean that, in fact, the executive branch is NOT “the sole organ of the nation in foreign affairs”? Does this mean that the president really shouldn’t attach signing statements to laws that say “Don’t even think about applying this law to me.”? Nah, probably not. I think that this is a two-pronged proclamation. One prong is the “Big Lie” technique that we are all familiar with, where Shrub and Rover assert the exact opposite of what they actually mean, but with such sincerity that %51 (er, I mean, 32%) of the people believe it. The other prong is to make sure that all of those darned illegal aliens realize that they have broken the law on LAW DAY, no less!!
I am not possessed of rhetorical skills of Shrub or Rover, but I do have my own proclamation to make. Since tomorrow seems to be free, I hereby proclaim May 2, 2006 to be “Fuck You George Bush Day”. I call upon the American People to fly their fingers high at the kind of jackass who would even think up names like “Law Day” and “Loyalty Day”. George Orwell is doing backflips right now!
Steal this post,
jim
OfT: Since the corporate media wants to ignore Stephen Colbert as much as the WH does, after he what he did to both, at the WH Correspondent’s Dinner, someone created a site, thankyoustephencolbert. So far people have left about 8,700 comments of gratitude.
Does anyone know who we can thank for choosing Colbert to speak at the WH Correspondent’s Dinner?
Ed Henry on CNN reporting that the Secret Service are going to turn over all records relating to Abramoff’s visits to the WH, including details of people with whom he met by May 10; in spite of refusal of WH to do so.
i think the original idea for ‘law day’ was that this would be the one [and only] day each year that the bush administration would respect and obey the law
Wait a minute folks!!!!
Bush didn’t invent Law Day! Law Day has been around for years. The American Bar Association invented Law Day.
It’s kinda a big deal to some of us. hell my local bar association has almost a full week of events.
The the federal bar council has a huge black tie event (kinda like the bar dinner in the second Brigit Jones’ Diary movie). Law Day has a long and proud tradition.
Shrub’s proclamation is just pro forma. Somebody else wrote it. He may not have even seen it.
I get the irony and hypocrasy of it’s content, but Law day is not new. Nor do I thin that Christy meant to imply that it was. I assume she gets the invite to the annual Law DAy dinner/lunch/ whatever shindig they have by her, in the mail from her own local bar association or from the ABA if she beleongs to that as well.
May is, declared by the Preznit:
Jewish American Heritage Month, 2006
Older Americans Month, 2006
and, drumroll, please
Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month, 2006
I kid thee not. Isn’t it time for wonderboy to go on vaca and clear some brush? All this declarating must be hard work. Oh yeah, that’s right, Crawford’s not too restful anymore.
Another official claims the Administration tried to silence him before the 2004 election: http://www.rawstory.com/news/2….._0501.html
OK, so Bush didn’t invent Law Day. The sad thing is that I didn’t even question that he could do something so hypocritical!
Curiously, both “loyalty” and “law” have the same linguistic root: Latin “lex” by way of French “loi”. Nowadays, their meanings have diverged and are even contradictory in that being loyal to Bush generally entails breaking the law.
Just checked around at the domestic news sites in my bookmarks. No mention of “law day”. I’m wondering if the irony of this was too much for even the mainstream news organizations.
Might this be Bush the Lesser’s belated attempt at an April Fool’s joke? You know, “Ooops, I missed it? Well, I’m the president, I’ll do it the next first that rolls around…”
25 jinny says:
May 1st, 2006 at 11:23 am
Ed Henry on CNN reporting that the Secret Service are going to turn over all records relating to Abramoff’s visits to the WH, including details of people with whom he met by May 10; in spite of refusal of WH to do so.
If the shrub actually allows any incriminating evidence to be released I will fall over dead. No doubt if they are planning to release it, they have already schrubbed it.
John Casper at 24
My guess is that Helen Thomas may have had something to do with picking Colbert, but it’s only a guess.
Also, did you see the nice puff piece “60 Minutes” did on Colbert last night? I rather liked it. Colbert, like John Stewart comes off as really well informed, professional, and sincere when he is out of character. Actually rather sweet, too.
He doesn’t let his kids watch his show b/c he says “kids don’t get irony” and he doesn’t want to be kissing one goodnight (they are young) and say “I love you” and have one of the kids say “good one dad” thnking he is being insincere with them.
He seems extremely bright and aaccording to “60 Minutes” writes more than half of his material himself. It was a nice piece.
looseheadprop at 27 — yep, Law Day has been around for quite a long while. Used to do high school, elementary school, and jr. high speeches myself when I was practicing. But the Presidential proclamation on theme for this year’s Law Day just made my blood boil. I guess I just assumed that everyone knew about Law Day as a thing — it’s tough to remember what you didn’t know before you became a lawyer when you’ve been one for a while, isn’t it? *g*
looseheadprop @ 11:09 am (#16) – Hopefully, paying attention to public affairs will be a habit for those young people. One of the trends I’ve found most troubling is the decline in interest in political affairs over the last fifteen years or so among young folks. Maybe it’s the draft – the draft certainly focused the attention of my generation. Once it was gone, I think some of that focus disappeared.
Christy Hardin Smith @ 11:31 am (#36) (and looseheadprop) – Have to admit I’d never heard of it before.
Thumbs Up! For Mission Accomplished – with pictures.
Yes, I’m pimping.
;p
Cujo, I know what you mean. I am hoping that with elections coming there will be more of an Anti-War stance among the late teens and early twenties. I have 2 sons and I talk frequently with my local son about Bush and Plame and the government. They are both liberals by birth and by philosophy, but I worry that there are many kids who don’t make the connection between themselves and the incredible downturn democracy has taken. I remember myself at that age and really not getting it as much as I did after I had kids of my own.
So I guess the Bushites decided to go “all in.” They’ve lost the Latino vote; they can’t hide the racists on the right, so screw it, let’s toss a bone to the base by calling this “Law Day.” As if people wouldn’t notice this is a slap in teh face of those who are marching. Especially coming from this, the most lawless administration ever.
Oh, to be a democratic leader on this day! I’d issue a statement, asking Bush to live up to his law day, by turning over those who leaked of Plame’s name; by admitting who was illegally wiretapped, and why; by admitting the lies told to get us into Iraq. For starters.
But alas, I have no hopes that such a democratr exists. For shame!
Urban Pirate (Argh!) The Secret Service is now under the DHS, moved over from the Treasury Dept in 2003 (like the Coast Guard from the Transportation Dept). I wonder if the White House Department of Dirty Tricks or the Twisted Justice Department has enough mojo to force a somewhat independent law enforcement group to clean files…?
Sen. Harry Reid is doing something interesting right now on C-SPAN 2 on the Senate floor. There’s a pic of W on the carrier in the background, with the “Mission Accomplished” poster. Reid’s is reading the names of soldiers killed since or something.
Apparently the names are of Nevada soldiers killed.
http://tinyurl.com/a6erq
IMPEACH CHIMP!!!
http://www.congress.org/congressorg/home/
Send a letter to Congress & the Media ;)
Share the links with family and friends and post them around. Spread the word!!!
OT but not really in terms of law day:
ABC: Homeland Inspector General says he was pressured to ‘tone down’ criticism of Bush before election
The former inspector general for the Department of Homeland Security says he was pressured to tone down criticism of security failures in the months before the 2004 Presidential election, ABC NEWS is reporting.
The following came as a release. The report is available only as a PDF presently.
FROM ABC NEWS:
Clark Kent Ervin says he was confronted personally by then Secretary Tom Ridge “to intimidate me, to stare me down, to force me to back off, to not look into these areas that would be controversial, not to issue critical reports.â€
Ervin will appear this evening on ABC News’ Nightline in advance of the publication of his memoirs, “Open Target: Where America is Vulnerable to Attack.â€
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2….._0501.html
My apologies to all the lawyers. The way the proclamation was written, it sounded like something new. Still kind of a lame name for a day, IMHO. I’m going to break a few laws just in protest. You know, maybe go through the express line with 16 items or something. Tomorrow’s FUGWB Day proclamation still stands, however.
lawfully,
jim
Working in a law firm for so many years, I just assumed people knew that Law Day has been around forever. Leave it to Bush, though, to ruin it by juxtaposing his own lawless approach to governing against an event that celebrates all that is good and honorable in the law (and bad lawyer jokes aside, there is honor in the law, and Patrick Fitzgerald is a very public example of it).
I wonder how many times blood can boil before it turns to sludge and things just stop working? I ask because I may be in the danger zone, as may many of you, judging by how often the phrase is used.
Bush is like Typhoid Mary, infecting and spreading an insidious disease, without ever appearing to suffer any ill effects himself; whatever he “touches†eventually sickens and often dies.
Those who do not observe the law, and who have a long history of thumbing their noses at it, do not deserve the honor of celebrating it.
15 punaise says:
May 1st, 2006 at 11:09 am
Add to that list:
* SH/T IS SHINOLA
I got the irony for both Law Day (I have a niece who is waiting for the CA bar exam results) and Loyalty Day. I suspect that most of the people here are far more loyal to what this country is supposed to be than Shrub has ever been. And I also suspect that even the non-lawyers (like me) understand the way the system is supposed to work better than he does.
“Clark Kent” Ervin – is that a real name? How could you name someone after Superman – that’s just cruel…
Thanks, lhp, really appreciated the point about how “kids don’t get irony.”
OfT, emptywheel links the White House Correspondents Dinner to our historical understanding of “Carnival,” and emphasizes that Bush was not Colbert’s only target:Carnival Interruptus at the Correspondents’ Dinner
by emptywheel
“Athenae asks some questions about the Correspondents’ Dinner:
I have to admit this is the part of the annual White House Correspondents’ Sploogefest that always escapes me. How do you party with people who hate you? How do you overcome the nausea when sitting next to somebody who thinks, who honestly thinks, that the country would be better off if you and everyone who did your job did not exist?
I don’t get it, I’m sorry. How can you take yourself so lightly as to think, as White House reporters so famously did, that missing WMDs are funny? That you should be laughing at the same stuff these people are laughing at? How do you get there?…”
to hell with all these ‘alternative holidays’ like Law Day or Loyalty Day. Both were created during the Cold War in the 1950s to oppose:
International Workers Day aka May Day : an American-born holiday from Chicago in the late 1800’s to get the 8-hour work day. It’s a holiday worldwide except in the USA and Saudi Arabia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_Day
All these ‘L’ days (Loyalty, Law) let’s add some more:
Leaker in chief day (or if you prefer ‘loose lips day’)
Love Fitz day
Last days (of rubberstamp congress)
Lobby day
Lord help us day
Lil’ Debbie day
Lotsa spin day
(firedog)Lake day
Anne — you think that is cruel — Nicholas Cage and his wife named their son “Kal’el” — I kid you not.
go harry and thanks for the tip, ET.
Christy, thanks for the friendly reminder to click through the ad links. I didn’t understand the reason for it before. Now that I do, I’ll keep linking away!
Every day that passes is closer to BushCo’s Accountability Day.
Our hope is Fitz and the few reality-based members of congress who stand up and speak the truth. Then it is up to us to work nonstop to get out an overwhelming amount of voters and get rid of all the others so we can get back our democracy of liberty and justice for all.
¡cHuelga!!! ¡cHuelga!!! ¡cHuelga!!!
Oh, Hi there . . . on my way downtown for the March/Rally at the Capitol
catch y’all on the flip, though one of my kids said we’ll try some live blogging
was waxing nostalgic w/ Christy and loosehead’s comments – our Law Day Speakers in HS were two young lawyers from the Rural Legal Assistance League: Jerry Brown and Gray Davis !
That big ole picture of w behind harry deserves a gigantic blood red ink republican rubber stamp right over it.
Froomkin has Colbert’s back–and will write about his (Froomkin’s) meeting Rove tomorrow. Something to live for, huh?
checking for new Wolcott so you don’t have to
Christy – now that you’ve reminded me, I do remember that. You just have to wonder, don’t you? As someone who is known by my middle name, but had to answer to my first name every first day of school (my first name is a pretty one, but wasn’t “me”), I thought long and hard about my daughters’ names: wanted them to have names they were known by, that could be shortened in childhood, and wouldn’t sound silly when they were 60. Didn’t want them on the psychiatrist’s couch some day because we’d saddled them with some ridiculous name (not that we haven’t made enough mistakes over the years that they might end up there, anyway!).
lhp – hope your briefs were of the “write themselves” mode.
Law day can be a lot of fun, depending on whose, whats wheres etc. But it can also be the biggest boring lawyer pat lawyer on the back pomposity parade going. ;) I am very happy to hear that the HS kids there are more and more motivated – I haven’t really seen it here yet but it’s nice that there’s hope.
Actually, it would be nice if more lawyers themselves expressed an interest in the fact that law has become the orange shag carpet of our society – something that has seemingly gone out of style without much interest in reviving it.
Here’s to Law Day and here’s hoping that law comes back in style in our lifetimes.
When anybody says Colbert bombed, just remember what pieces of crap were sitting in the audience.
oh, ugh and ewwwe and gag, DB #64. I think my eyes got burned…
The “Thanks Steven Colbert” site is zooming past 9300 :
http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/
Show some love.
Oh and for the Celts among us.
BEANNACHTAI BEALTAINE
(Mike from Ireland- If you’re around. Did I get that right? I can’t spell in English, so what makes me think i can spell in Irish?)
Dover Bitch #64
Colbert didn’t bomb. His talk was hilarious and wildy enjoyed by many of us who saw and read it. He didn’t get much of reaction from his audience. That’s true. But then, he was calling them deadheads and they being deadheads acted accordingly.
Oh Dover… you warned but I bit.
That’s a menage a trios in hell (now reaching for the Clorox wipies with which to douse my eyes).
Mary,
Orange shag carpet! Love that!
Once again, Froomkin does Howie Kurtz job for him …
http://www.washingtonpost.com/…..00680.html
Compare this to Howie’s lame excuse … “I couldn’t cover it because I wasn’t there!”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/…..00882.html
“well, lawday, lawday, lawday, what have we here…”
(said with a southern accent)
Beltaine is the Spring Celtic Holiday, when the spirit world opens into this one, and allows new life to enter. The fall counterpart is Shamain, when the dead spirits leave.
The Roman counterpart is the Floralia, celebrating the Goddess Flora.
These celebrations lasted into the Christian era as May Day, with May Poles and May Baskets and everyone ditching work and generally having a good time. It was this tradition of not working that led to it being adopted in 1890 as Workers Rights Day.
Howie answers the “tree falling in the forest” question metaphorically.
If news happens and I’m not there, it’s not news and I can’t comment. Can we hold him to that later?
Colbert was HILARIOUS, although one of his least witty quips is the one that will stay with me. Looking at the Chair of the JCS, after telling him to just quit letting Generals retire, and telling him that if someone is fit enought to sit in a pundit chair, they are “fit enough to stand on a bank of computers and order men into war.”
That’s the one where I probably looked just like the audience, stunned with my hand over my mouth.
Sorry for the eye burns. That sonofabitch in the middle is Bill Sammon. I just crack up thinking that Colbert made these losers watch him fumble around for his keys for five minutes after tearing everybody a new one.
Saw a great comment somewhere today about how Jimi Hendrix got booed off the stage once when he was opening for the Monkees. Not unlike Colbert getting no love while mocking the Chimp in Charge and the monkeys who write what they’re told.
Have you ever played a game of solitaire on your computer and lost, then played another and another, thinking “OK, I’ll just play until I win.” And after wasting way too much time wondering how it is mathmatically possible to lose so many games and being pissed off that you are spending so much time “playing” a game that’s no fun but continuing just for the principle of the f’ing thing… you finally win and close that goddamned thing with a loud “THERE! FUCK YOU!”
That’s how I felt when Jon Stewart went on Crossfire. I felt like I was watching that show every day always to be disappointed. Waiting for the day that just had to come when somebody would say what had to be said. Finally Stewart went on there and I could stop investing a second more of thought and energy on that crap.
Colbert did it again this weekend. Hopefully the next catharsis won’t be years from now and at the expense of more lives and freedoms.
looseheadprop says:
May 1st, 2006 at 11:09 am #17
looseheadprop, your comment made my day! Thank you for that very encouraging message in these dark times. Any and every flicker of light in the darkness is welcome.
(oops, back to work…)
What is that? It sounds familiar. Perhaps we can read about it in our history books under “extinct” like dinosaurs.
Dover #65
Ann Coulter looks scary; like Death himself.
OT from a CBS News story:
Josh Bolten “said he and President Bush have decided they want to be more open with the media and the public.â€
One way to do this is “considering ending daily televised press briefings in which reporters and the press secretary frequently air disputes in front of the cameras.â€
Opening up apparently means limiting opportunities for the public to see WH officials ducking questions. Good to know the new vocabulary.
Another manifestation of the new approach was Bolten’s appearance on the controversial and hardhitting Fox News Sunday. Talk about taking it to your critics. The guy has cojones.
But not mojo, as he said, we’re still trying to “get our mojo back.†Perhaps he should ask Austin Powers where he left his.
Don’t forget to read this. Everyone worried about how Rove will attack just remember to laugh at them. Dismiss them as lunatics and frame them such that you would have to be crazy to support them
http://nontrivialpursuits.org/…..emesis.htm
“As I was saying, Sam, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict.
Do you understand, Sam? Have I made myself clear?”
“As an unmuddied lake, George. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, George.”
OT – but Bolivia has decided to nationalize its natural resources. As in – troops took control of the oilfields today.
It was just a short time back when Condi Rice was down there, “making nice” with Bolivia, wasn’t it? I know Powell just sent her a love note from France, but now even I am starting to feel sorry for her. First she is tied at the hip to Rumsfeld for a week, then she comes home to find that all her funny stories of how she and Don had an excellent adventure in Baghdad (while the VP’s sister is being murdered) took second place honors to Powell’s “nanner nanner nanner.”
Now, she has Mexico with legalized drugs and her big So. American effort has resulted in a military takeover of the regime’s natural resources (gosh – where else has that happened lately – armed soldiers well sitting?).
Should I tell her or will Howie (and has it really happened if Howie isn’t there)? Now is not the time to ask, “but do you WANT to have a cup of cocoa with Morales in charge of Bolivia . . .”
Justice Samuel Alito’s first Supreme Court opinion (Reuters via Raw Story):
http://www.rawstory.com/showar…..CUTION.xml
Per gyro above, thank you stephen colbert is now up to 10,281.
new thread – new comedy
Nimby, Interesting read.
In 1971, John Gardner wrote a book called “Grendel,” which was his version of Beowolf, from the monster’s point of view.
In one important moment, Grendel talks with a dragon about his place in the world:
His point… that people tend to define themselves not by what they are, but by what they are not. Rovian tactics are to maximize this concept. This is how wedge politics work.
The problem with Democrats is that they have no effective strategy for overcoming a wedge issue other than to point them out, “That’s a wedge issue!”
For some reason, Democrats don’t seem to realize that a large number of people in America don’t mind politics of division. A large number of people don’t see anything wrong with that.
Take this exchange right after the 2004 election:
Buchanan makes the assertion that “a campaign’s purpose was to divide the country.” But liberal s tend to believe that a divided country is merely a consequence of an election. The purpose of the campaign is to attract people to a set of values and ideas.
Kudlow responds by reinforcing the “we’re not Hollywood elites” meme, right on target.
Democrats don’t have to start loving wedge issues, but the debate over wedge issues as a tactic is a loser.
Dear President Bush,
You have asked Americans to celebrate Loyalty Day today. I think this is a good thing. I decided to celebrate it by reflecting on what loyalty might mean for Americans, so here goes:
Are heads of American corporations being loyal by taking salaries of hundreds of millions of dollars?
Is the Haliburton Corporation being loyal for troughing it up in Iraq, taking billions of dollars and doing a really poor job?
Is Donald Rusmfeld a loyal American when he doesn’t take it upon himself to see to it that American soldiers have sufficient body armor, or the right kind of transportation, while they nobly strive to do the job you sent them to Iraq to do?
Is Dick Cheney a loyal American when he refuses to be open and above board about the kind of energy policy he and Ken Lay cooked up, in secrecy?
Are the people who cooked up the preposterous scheme of going around the FISA law, Alberto Gonzales, the Attorney General of the United States included, loyal Americans?
Are the journalists and media people, the so-called Fourth Estate, who have become shameless sycophants, loyal Americans?
Is Robert Novak, having openly outed a CIA agent, a loyal American?
Are the people, several in number I presume, who succeeded in completely wrecking FEMA in less than five years loyal Americans?
Is any “public servant”, sworn to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America, who fails to do so, whether by ignorance, stupidity, or a combination thereof, is any such person a loyal American?
When you, sir, having publicly admitted that you deliberately ignored the law, are you being a loyal American?
I could go on, sir, but as I understand it, you are a very busy man. There’s no need for a personal response on your part to my relections on the Meaning of Loyalty for Americans, but maybe you could do a little reflection on your part tonight, before you go to bed. Maybe you could get down on your knees, with your hands folded, eyes closed and ask the Almighty to speak to you about what it means to be a loyal American. You wouldn’t have to make a speech about it or be Born Again, as it were, you could just, day by day, start acting like your spiritual life had had a positive transformation. You wouldn’t have to admit that you had been wrong about anything. No sir, you could just, by your actions, follow a more productive path. Maybe, for instance, you could choose to recognize that working class stiffs like myself are Loyal Americans too, that we deserve a place at the table just as much as the Lee Raymonds of the world. That way you could not have that nagging fear at the back of your mind about who’s loyal and what it means. And hey, maybe your place in history would start looking a little more appealing.
Have a good Loyalty Day, sir, and thanks for reminding us to celebrate.
My laugh reflex is becoming too closely connected to the just bust out bawling trigger…can hardly find it anymore.
So the theme of Law Day this year was “Liberty under Law: Equal Branches, Balanced Powers”? Seriously??? Oh, sure, they’re still separate and equal — bound together by that case of duct-tape known as “the unitary executive”. Goo Gone ™, anyone?
But the whole idea of an “FUGB Day” is just too perfect. Only it shouldn’t be one day. It should be an entire year!!!
looseheadprop’s comments give me hope. I always urge people to watch Stewart, Colbert, Olbermann & Real Time & research the internet vs the national enquirer news. Just consider the Fox viewership..over 50 cement-brain males that pontificate with their am coffee at small-town cafes all over the country (& leave tiny tips). People are shocked when I say that the us ranks only 24 in the world for a free press. 2 years ago I told a nurse in her 20’s that pharmacists were beginning to refuse to fill birth control presciptions & she didn’t believe it. I think more are getting it…many (including my 3 kids in their 20’s) younger people have different perspectives on gay marriage, etc, don’t get what the fuss is all about like some of us older ones & will (I hope) make a difference despite the Patrick Henry type colleges.
“Law Day”…”Loyalty Day”…”Jesus Day”…Bush sure knows how to churn out inspiring themes, doesn’t he? Personally, I’m waiting for “Truth Day.”
You know a country’s in trouble when it’s government makes lofty pronouncements at the same time that what’s happening on the ground is in complete contradiction. Just read the speeches of former dictators.
thank you for your blog, it’s so nice