
NOTE: Reader Margot tells us that C-Span will be replaying the dinner in its entirety beginning at 12:30 pm ET. In case you missed it, this truly is a bravura performance and worth the watching.
Comedy is difficult under the best of circumstances — timing, delivery, audience receptiveness are all really, really tough to get on the same page at the same time. One of those little tidbits about my life that I haven’t really shared here is that I did some stand-up during my time in college, mostly open mike stuff at a pub called the Iron Horse in Northampton (when I was at Smith as an undergrad). The biggest moment of my comedy life was the night that Stephen Wright showed up, and laughed loudly at a couple of my bits. Never quite got the nerve to go try out for SNL, though, so you guys are stuck with my particular brand of snide here instead.
You learn a lot about yourself, and about your audience, in a very short amount of time, standing up there all alone in the spotlight trying to pull laughter out of half-drunken frat boys and locals – but your job as a comedian is not just to make them comfortable by riffing off that which you know they will enjoy — skewering their worst enemies while leaving them alone, playing to the obvious politics of the room or the social sentiments — making fun of the "other guy." That’s too easy.
The toughest job in comedy is to do a roast — where you skewer your audience and your host — with some biting satire, some painful truths and some harsh reality, all the while cloaking it in a sheen of laughter. Comedy is a means of speaking truth to power in a form of message that allows the truth to sink in long after the laughter has died away.
Stephen Colbert pulled that off in spades last night at the WH Correspondent’s Dinner — and the sting of his delivery is going to ripple out for days among the press corps and the sentient members of the Bush Administration. And the reason is this: no matter how much they try to bury it, by ignoring the Colbert portion of the evening in the teevee news, or burying it with a one-paragraph bit in the print media — online it is going to gather steam and take on a life of its own.
The buzz of truthiness, ladies and gentlemen, knows no boundaries in the computer age. (And thank you C&L for helping that along. Bravo.) Especially when it is coupled with some seriously funny satire.
Video clips and quotes are going to make their way through e-mails everywhere — and the butt of all those jokes is going to have to come to terms with some harsh reality, or become even more of a joke.
E&P has some choice quotes from Colbert’s routine:
Colbert, who spoke in the guise of his talk show character, who ostensibly supports the president strongly, urged the Bush to ignore his low approval ratings, saying they were based on reality, “and reality has a well-known liberal bias.”
He attacked those in the press who claim that the shake-up at the White House was merely re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. “This administration is soaring, not sinking,” he said. “If anything, they are re-arranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.”
Colbert told Bush he could end the problem of protests by retired generals by refusing to let them retire. He compared Bush to Rocky Balboa in the “Rocky” movies, always getting punched in the face—“and Apollo Creed is everything else in the world.”
Turning to the war, he declared, "I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."
He noted former Ambassador Joseph Wilson in the crowd, just three tables away from Karl Rove, and that he had brought " Valerie Plame." Then, worried that he had named her, he corrected himself, as Bush aides might do, "Uh, I mean… he brought Joseph Wilson’s wife." He might have "dodged the bullet," he said, as prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald wasn’t there.
Funny stuff. Even funnier when you watch the delivery on video done in Colbert’s on camera O’Reilly-skewering persona.
Some of his best lines were reserved for the media themselves — bet they are sorry now to have asked Colbert and his truthiness along for the dinner (And honestly, how could they have not known, given his show persona, that they were in for a bumpy ride — it’s his schtick, after all, and he wasn’t going to change it to avoid blistering some of the biggest egos on the planet, was he?). E&P has a couple of my favorite quotes from the evening:
Also lampooning the press, Colbert complained that he was “surrounded by the liberal media who are destroying this country, except for Fox News. Fox believes in presenting both sides of the story — the president’s side and the vice president’s side." He also reflected on the alleged good old days, when the media was still swallowing the WMD story.
Addressing the reporters, he said, "You should spend more time with your families, write that novel you’ve always wanted to write. You know, the one about the fearless reporter who stands up to the administration. You know– fiction."
Mwahahaha. How can you not laugh at that? Well, I suppose if it hits a little too close to home…but hey, the first step to fixing the problem is realizing that you have one.
UPDATE: DU has the full transcript of the Colbert appearance. Just as funny when you read it. Freaking brilliant.
UPDATE #2: USA Today has a take on the dinner that includes an extended section on Colbert.
(This is a publicity still for The Colbert Report by photographer Martin Crook, and I just love it. The clarity of the photo, the cocked eyebrow of the persona, the steam cleaning of the flag — brilliant imagery when put together in one tidy package. I can’t quite get the image to work with our software as clear as it was in the publicity shot that was sent to me, but I think you can get an idea of how amusing it is. And how perfect for the aftermath of yesterday’s WH Correspondent’s Dinner, dontcha think?)
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Fitz, and oh fuck, I’ve just been EPU’d. See end of last thread.
I am praying for that mans safety.
Eventually .. if and when “they” get it .. they’ll try to demonize him as they have Michael Moore. Truth, and its morally deficient half-brother/sister *truthiness* hurts … especially when it’s used to prick large numbers of people out of a somnolent complacence.
That was the best political snap I ever saw, I couldn’t stop laughing. Democracy by humor, “who knew”?
I bet O’Reilly will go off on him and Comedy Central. We can give some support by emailing the show and the network.
I am still in shock myself! That was truly the most amazing thing I’ve EVER seen! I can’t remember anyone who would have been able to pull what he did off so brilliantly. I do pray for his safety. I am deeply troubled, however, by the fact that the TRUTH must be delivered via a ‘funny man’. NOTHING about this Administration is funny. We can only hope that the media has been shamed enough to begin to have the courage themselves to report REALITY. Bless you, Mr. Colbert. You’re definitely a hero!
It appears when the histories are written of this dark time, writers will marvel that America was saved in the 21th century not, as in the past, by the press, but rather by the comedians.
The old saying holds a lot of truth: “The Devil hates to be mocked”.
I saw Stephen Wright on a rainy Sunday Night at the Comedy Store in something called “the Belly Room” (IIRC) back in about’82. Tiny crowd on that off-night. I literally hurt from laughing so hard – still by far my favorite comedian. I can do a pretty passable imitation….
EPU’d too
ralphbon– thank you! I saw a picture that was just awesome of the protest; I found it on whatreallyhappened. Sad no coverage. How can it be?
here’s the pic.
http://www.alertnet.org/thenew…..YK711D.htm
I watched it on C-Span.org last night. I was laughing so hard it hurt. My girlfriend laughed for about five minutes but had to leave. She said that it was really funny but that it hurt too much to listen to because it was all so true. So true that it stopped being funny.
This satire is a keeper. I wonder what our reaction will be in five or six years from now if we watch it again. Will we sit there and wonder how the press could ever be so stupid or will be wonder why things still haven’t changed?
no fitz?
anyway, I left the following on a previous thread but it’s more apropos here;
a few questions;
how did Colbert get booked in the first place, didn’t anyone know his neo con ness was tongue in cheek?
do you think Colbert expected to finish?
do you think he prepared a bit to go off with him if he was escorted from the stage?
I’ll tell you what;
I have a new respect for this man, I don’t think he expected to finish, I think he expected to get escorted from the stage and I think he was prepared for that event.
this man spoke truth to power, in front of the entire army of the people he was speaking his truth too.
this man stared down the barrel of a gun to speak truth to power.
I can’t believe how calm he was in this bit, because with no doubt what so ever he knew he was challenging the administration and everyone that supports him.
scary stuff, I wonder what the future holds for Corbett.
Corbett, my sincere thanks for your service, you brought some kind of respect back to the fourth estate, let’s hope your colleagues appreciate the example
well done
Biting ridicule based in truth is an extremely powerfull political tool…..we must help this along
whenever, however and whereever we can….
What struck me about the audience’s reaction to Colbert was how similar it was to the audience’s reaction to John Stewart at the Oscar’s.
The main connection that I can see is that powerful people with enourmous egos don’t like to hear someone from outside the club tell them that they are full of shit.
I wonder what else must be done in our society to penetrate this bubble where the most powerful people have no idea how screwed up they are. A million thanks to Colbert and Stewart for getting the ball rolling.
Thanks, Angie. And that’s what the crowd looked like an hour before I hopped aboard.
and ralphbon, wrt to Susan Sarandon at the protests yesterday, I read that she and her family have received death threats b/c of her antiwar stance:
http://www.sundayherald.com/55447
OT, EPU’d, and awaiting moderation –
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Stephen Wright’s favorite color is clear. The Washington Post barely acknowledged Colbert.
me to me says:
April 30th, 2006 at 8:32 am
Do not forget Helen too please and Valerie as well, as long as we are at it !!!
Valerie Wilson in White, Laura Bush in Black…re-birth of democracy and rule of Law and death of BushCo
Sounds like there could have been an east wing nukuler headache last night. Enjoy!
a bravura performance. stephen is a gutsy guy. great big balls of steel indeed.
the audience reaction was hard to gauge. I loved seeing shots of people with a hand up over the mouth and a “he didn’t really say THAT, did he?” look. you couldn’t judge the applause or the laugh lines because they mute the background noise in order for the speaker to be heard on TV, but it seemed to me that a lot of people got “it.”
agree that quite a few of those lines will be heard again, and that some of those in attendance may feel just a little bit emboldened to follow stephen’s example-and rise to his challenge. and I’m not talking about writing that “fiction.”
And this is a guy with a show on basic cable.
SteveG said it best–Colbert said everything I would want to say if I had Bush as a captive audience for 20 minutes.
Show Colbert some love. Vote in this online poll …
http://articles.news.aol.com/n…..p;cid=2194
I’m sure King George the Lesser is already trying to have this court jester beheaded. Colbert, amazingly, did exactly what tricksters throughout the centuries have done by forcing the royal courtiers to face their own failings.
As Christy points out, the internet is a tool for circumventing the power elite. They don’t get to decide what becomes part of the zeitgeist all the time anymore (no wonder there are efforts to destroy the internet). I saw the C-SPAN rebroadcast, and Colbert’s humor came through loud and clear even with an unresponsive audience. This is something well worth watching over and over.
The audience may not have been laughing, but the rest of us will for days and weeks to come.
One last bit from Prof Cole wrt to the death threats against Susan Sarandon:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
It is a reminder that we can’t ever take our democracy, and the right to dissent, for granted. It has to be reasserted and reaffirmed in every generation.
Probably in this generation the practice of calling a signature a “John Hancock” has lapsed. It was a nice piece of folk wisdom. Hancock’s signature on the Declaration of Independence was bold and prominent,and while he did not say the things about it often attributed to him, it is certainly the case that he was signing his own death warrant if he lost. It wasn’t his signing in large script that was significant, but that he was the first to sign. We all have at least once in our lives to sign a John Hancock– to take a principled stance that could get us, if not killed, at least in serious trouble. Otherwise, we’ll have led the life of a timid slave and betrayed our own ethical beings, and we won’t even have anything interesting to put on our tombstones.
Here is what John Hancock really did say about his defiance of King George:
‘ May that magnificence of spirit which scorns the low pursuits of malice, may that generous compassion which often preserves from ruin, even a guilty villain, forever actuate the noble bosoms of Americans! But let not the miscreant host vainly imagine that we feared their arms. No; them we despised; we dread nothing but slavery. Death is the creature of a poltroon’s brains; ’tis immortality to sacrifice ourselves for the salvation of our country. We fear not death. ‘
John would have been mortified that over two centuries later some poltroons among our contrymen should have acted like the rowdy redcoats in trying to revoke an American’s liberty, and in making death threats against Susan Sarandon.
My hat is off to her and Tim.
http://www.juancole.com/
>>>>>
Same thing goes for Mr. Colbert…
Colbert was brilliant. This is by far the best out there. Clusterfuck can go cluster himself.
it’s not often somebody gets the chance to nail bush — colbert gets high marks for cashing in on that chance when few others would have had the talent or cojones to do it — whoever invited colbert gets high marks too
OT This is a problem for the repugs current big ANWAR push.
“A burst pipeline in Alaska’s North Slope has caused the Arctic region’s worst oil spill, spreading more than 250,000 gallons of crude oil over an area used by caribou herds and prompting environmentalists again to question the Bush administration’s drive for more oil exploration there.”
http://www.corpwatch.org/article.php?id=13392
Colbert showed more courage last night than the whole Administration has, collectively. I am sad we were not all there to bear him off on our shoulders in triumph.
the question that must be asked — why the blackout on colbert’s performance from the newspapers and teevee. extended excerpts from the bobbleheads are played/quoted (no doubt with the intent to project fredo’s ‘regular guyness’), but only seconds of colbert — if at all.
stalin would be proud of the corporate media’s memory hole.
this is also going to factor into the demise of the internet. the sally quinn party pals don’t like being mocked; and the ability to do that is really impacted by the internet. they will do what they can to limit that ability. how many news reports (teevee, radio or newspapers) have you seen of the legislation working its way through congress — about as much as you saw when the telecomm legislation was sailing through.
anon says: April 30th, 2006 at 8:47 am #22
Show Colbert some love. Vote in this online poll …
http://articles.news.aol.com/n…..90007& cid=2194
So far:
How much do you think Steve Bridges looks like President Bush?
A lot 57%
Somewhat 33%
A little 9%
Not at all 2%
Whose jokes do you think were the funniest?
Bridges 39%
Bush 34%
Colbert 26%
Total Votes: 15,382
Note on Poll Results
best political satire i’ve ever seen. really shows how ridicule and humor can achieve what armies cannot. bush practically ran for it last night. he couldn’t even sit on the stage he was so shamed.
make fun of these righty freaks every chance you get. shame may be the only thing they respond to. and remember, it’s funny ’cause it’s truthy…
There is nothing new when someone affirms that the nihilistic tyranny of the spectacle could be faced and fought by “talking big and telling tall stories”, i.e. by raising a whirl of fibs & lies ” till a communication short-circuit dissipates the virtual world and the real one will settle again” (Paul Virilio). In fact, a radical criticism of the world order, and even the right to criticize, was an achievement by the “plagiarist” pirates of past centuries, i.e. by rascals, buffoons and court jesters.
Luther Blissett
Cong-rats to Colbert, Helen and Val. Oh and the FDL live webcast crew – outstanding live broadcast! Brilliant people! Brilliant!
Could be the still point, you know, the one just before the tipping point that’s comin’ right up.
VIVA FITZO DE MAYO! VIVA!
Truth, like iodine, must hurt before it helps.
The National Media THINKS they do a pretty good
job, the same way the President thinks he’s a
pretty good chief executive. They surround
themselves with like-minded peers, then get
callouses from patting each other on the back
for a job well done.
The sparse, and highly uncomfortable, laughter
and applause among the Press Corp is the same I feel when George Carlin or
Richard Pryor hits my bullshit button.
A sense of humor can be described
as the ability to laugh at oneself. The test
of character is how one changes improper
behavior when the shock of recognition zaps
your ass!
Mark Twain delivered barbs and “truthiness” in his day much in the same way that Colbert did last night. What Colbert did isn’t without precident. It’s just that it is so long overdue during the fatally flawed adminstration of George W. Bush that we’ve forgotten that people in power are free lunch for cynical comics.
Great job, Stephen Colbert!
Christy’s friend Arthur Silber says thanks for all the support coming his way:
http://powerofnarrative.blogsp…..ulous.html
By the way, if people haven’t seen the video, Colbert got directly into Scalia’s face as well. None of the print coverage has said anything about it, but when he was acknowledging Scalia’s presence he was engaging in obscene Sicilian gestures à la Scalia’s vaffanculo incident.
The C & L clip is great. I was laughing considerably louder than the audience most of the time. In fact, I don’t think they laughed at all during Colbert’s “audition tape”. Clearly, it was hitting too close to home.
I used to do some acting in community theatre, but have never had the nerve to do standup. It’s too personal when you’re the one who wrote the script.
OT-but kinda important.
Just watched the McLaughlin Group. Eleanor Clift during the “predictions” section said that they (the mighty wurlitzer) were gearing up to destroy Pat Gitzgerald’s reputation. Pagh!
If she’s right about that, it’s a heads up that greater blogganistan needs to gear up for pushback. We can’t let the thieves and bloviators control the story.
Keep your eyes peeld.
Uh, that would be “peeled”, not “peeld”.
I caught the end of This Week. They featured the President and his double. No clips of Colbert. I sent ABC an email. I commented that I read Colbert’s stand up routine, that I was disappointed it didn’t make the program. Perhaps it was just too true. Then I suggested they adopt a version of Colbert’s admonition to the press…go home, write a novel, maybe about the press telling it like it is, you know, fiction.
Barbara Boxer on Late Edition now….
Brilliant, necessary, and funny — unfortunately most audience members were too cowed to laugh. Colbert has brass balls. No, kryptonite balls.
Mr Colbert…..you weren’t planning on flying anywhere were you?
Rebroadcast of the show is at 12:30 pm (a few minutes from now) Eastern time on CSPAN. I hope I can get my sons to watch.
Zennurse and other medical people, Christy’s friend Arthur refers to having numerous untreated medical problems. I invited him over to the lake for some advice, hope that’s ok.
Re:comment 30
Good link at comment 30 to vote for colbert. They got cobert buried at the bottom so you have to scroll down. Sort of a butterfly ballot initiative to fuck colbert. Lets all vote for colbert and fix this shit.
Scalia was one of the few in the audience who got the joke — good on him.
When I turned in at the end of the live broadcast, I wanted to run away screaming — it looked like a CorpoMedia Penguin Preening Orgy.
OfT: “Rove’s Latest Press Offensive”
by emptywheel
“Jim E points us to Rove’s latest press offensive with Michael Isikoff (and reporting from the reality based among us, Evan Thomas). As Jim points out there are two new data points in this column. Or rather one new data point,
In February 2004, Rove testified before Fitzgerald’s grand jury—twice.
And one new totally crazy claim,
Among other things, Luskin told the prosecutor that sometime between October 2003 and January 2004 he’d had a drink with Time reporter Viveca Novak….”
Boxer on Late Edition was responding to Blitzer’s question wrt a statement about the oil shortage when he interrupted her to challenge her statement. Her response was, “You asked me to respond to his statement and I wish you’d allow me to do that” (my edition of her retort.) She is good.
Fitz news: Did anyone see Brit Hume this morning on one of the talking heads shows? He claimed that the last GJ question to Rove from Fitz was whether Rove was attempting to mislead the GJ when he testified earlier about Cooper. Brit said that Rove said “no” and that the GJ had no further questions. Brit was trying to spin this conclusion to the GJ testimony as an extremely good sign for Rove, i.e. Rove was “just clearing things up”
Did anyone else hear this? Any thoughts?
As Colbert would put it:
Nailed him!
Those press coctail weenie munchers were called out and they did not like it. Colbert is a hero and a patriot. Colbert stood up and delivered. Bravo!
Hi, everyone.
I just hope Wolcott comments, that will also be a beautiful thing. Could he have been present?
I haven’t watched the video yet, it’s coming on in 15min, but sinus and allergy may not allow. Thankfully, there’s a transcript of Colbert and links to the whole thing also on mydd, if anyone’s interested. I linked through Dependable Renegade. Ralphbon, you might want to check her photos of the protest, she was also there. You both have my deep gratitude for making that incredible statement for all of us who couldn’t be there with you. It was truly astounding and I agree that Schumer should have walked his talk. Hilary? not a chance.
Christy, thanks for the wonderful gardening notes. As an apt dweller, I have very tiny spaces and have to be creative, but have had big gardens in the past, so loved. I do share a small vegetable garden with my best friend who owns the house, but I also do a few vegetables in pots by my door.
Oh, and I live so near the ocean, my birdwatching is mostly seagulls, the rats of the sky. But we do have occasional cardinals, robins and many sparrows nesting in some privet across the street.
ck @ 9:16 am (#47) – I seem to remember that Scalia is famous for having a sense of humor. In personality, at least, Scalia seems typically Italian for a guy his age – outgoing, emotional, and good at having fun.
Puppethead 36, to his credit, Scalia was laughing his ass off at his roasting. Only time I ever saw the guy likeable.
Alas, you give away your age too easily when you forget that the name of the pub was the Iron Horse, not the White Horse. Memory is fleeting as the years go by.
Now if we can only get some dem congresspeople to speak like Colbert.
“…the sentient members of the Bush Administration.”
And who would that be, exactly? I would imagine Chimpy blacked out anything he heard last night, and it’s a sure bet that Pickles and the Raging Sycophants won’t be bringing up Colbert’s name anytime soon…
As soon as I saw Stephen seated next to Helen Thomas and the two of them talking up a storm I knew he would be at the top of his game. I can just see the people who booked him answering to the GOP that Stephen’s Talking Points looked good, how were they to know it was satire, Kristol didn’t.
Wow! The Little Gawd of the Oval Office and the First Hausfrau had to actually sit there and endure a wee bit o truth to power. I bet this will get ratched up to thought crime status in the GOP-locked media.
In DO AS WE SAY-land it was OK when the Clintons got theirs from Imus, that decaying corpse, at this same event.
Mainly, I’m glad Colbert skewered those effing Beltway Press Whore elitists. You can tell by their reaction, the barbs hit home. Will they examine what was said? Hell no, being a Victimed Perp is the preferred persona these days.
a bravura performance. stephen is a gutsy guy. great big balls of steel indeed.
this i agree with. and all the right jabs are in there, but i didn’t laugh once. the truthiness was just too true. i finally flipped the station and then flipped back for the final skit with hellen.
frankly, the whole thing made me immensely sad. we are not talking pecadilloes akin to a blow job. real crimes have been committed, and as yet no one has paid the price except the innocent.
maybe it’s about to change, here’s hoping…
OK, I heard this a few times, only lately though, who’s pickles?
Oops — thanks, Daniel. I’ve been to NYC since the last time I was in Northampton — and I think I conflated the two in my tired brain this morning. Will fix it.
Eh, seeing Scalia laugh at someone making jokes about what a thug he is seemed piggish to me. Scalia gives off this “fuck it, I’m the boss” vibe, like he answers to no one. Sure, he comes across as affable, but his actions show he has a dark, petty heart.
cathy, pickles is Laura…
The poll is a right wing aol project and resident shrub is winning as the funniest with 36 percent, colbert is last with 26 percent. 16000 votes cast. Cluterfuck Shrub has the pole position on this pole and colbert is “under the fold”. Lets kill this poll, if we don’t they’re gonna whack us with it. (Ie: Colbert not funny, disrespectful of the office of grand chimpmaster, and etc.) They are testing the waters to turn it thusly, lets not let them.
BRAVO to Colbert
I was personally disappointed in Colbert’s schtick. Where was the “truthiness”? Everything he said was dead on true, not “truthiness”.
It seems so easy to think “if I could politely rip into Georgie Boy in public”, but as we saw last night, it takes true guts to carry out our thoughts in front of the most powerful men in the country.
If politicians had the balls to speak as clearly as Colbert, a lot more would get done and more voices would be heard.
cathy 62 –
“Pickles” is Laura Bush — not sure about the origin of the nickname.
Scalia could afford to be cordial and laugh : he was one of the few there with ‘tenure’ (short of impeachment)
puppethead @ 9:29 am (#64) – I find no contradiction in the idea that Scalia can be both outgoing, emotional, fun-loving, and a monster.
Um, jfyi, can’t even get on CSpan at the moment, so there must be a ton of people going there for a repeat viewing, or to see it for the first time after reading about it.
Nice.
The rebroadcast of last night Colbert Report in DC land is beginning on CSPAN now…They are walking the red carpet into the dining room. Like lambs to the slaughter?
Download the hi-res video (including the creepy Bush double section) here
ralphon, I’m EPU’d there with you. Keep up the fight.
bkny,
stalin would be proud of the corporate media’s memory hole.
Yes, Bush is getting good PR (for being such a good sport)- which he does not deserve!!!
How this guy can show his face in public – never mind getting up in front of people to do a comedy routine – is totally beyond me. He should be shunned – but there he was all over the local and national news this morning – with the news anchors chuckling right along with him – and not a mention of Colbert. UGH!!!!
Ok, everything is clear to me now: Christy Hardin Smith is a Smithie. She did stand-up at the Iron Horse! Wow. And she thinks Steven Wright was laughing *with* her.
Now I know why, even though I can glean important information at firedoglake, I have a sour taste in my mouth everytime I check out this site. Self-satisfied doesn’t taste so good.
THe CSPAN rebroadcast on teevee ought to be easy enuff if you’ve got cable.
I misspoke upstairs, it’s democratic underground, not mydd that has the video and transcript.
Later, guys, have a great one!
Did they close the aol poll already or is it just me? Link at comment 30. 18,000 votes cast . Now its got Bridges (Chimp impersonator) as funniest, The real chimp second, and Colbert last.
hackworth– the poll is still active for me.
Re: the Alaska pipeline oil spill. Lone-winded, forgive me.
I worked on the pipeline in the summer in 1975. I worked on the crew that wrapped the pipe that was to be laid under streams and marsh areas, where it wasn’t elevated, in heat-shrink plastic. The concept was that the plastic wrap was supposed to protect the pipeline for it’s useful life from rust and corrosion by keeping all water off the steel pipe.
Right. It worked about as well as you are no-doubt imagining it would. At the end of the wrapping line we had a driver that picked up the length (at least 20ft) of now-wrapped steel pipe with a steel-tined loader and stacked in it a pile, to again be loaded on to a trailer, chained down, and hauled up the pipeline where it would be fitted by welding and then buried.
The pipe was *pretty well* covered by the shrink wrap, but there were some places that were less-than-great in terms of tight coverage. But the kicker was that the pipe was handled after the wrapping at least four times, probably more: from the line to the stack, then to the truck (then chained down), then to the stack at the site, then to the actual installation. Plus pull back the wrapping to be able to weld, and somehow wrap back up in plastic around the weld (which no one was able to describe the method to me, including the manager of the company doing the work–they just didn’t care, it wasn’t their job). I saw nicks in the plastic that went down to the steel from just the first handling.
What I got from the whole job was that it really didn’t matter: those damned environmentalists and government regulators were forcing us to spend money to do this wrapping, so we were wrapping it, but if the rest of the process screwed it up, well who cares? We got paid every Friday, and the contract was fulfilled according to the regulations, so there. We all knew the thing would leak eventually.
you have to scroll down for the colbert question
des, do you need more coffee?
hackworth ~
I just checked and it seems to be open to those who haven’t yet voted. The vote tally was 18,573 or something tha that effect.
IIRC ‘Pickles’ was the unseen wife of the Morey Amsterdam character of the Dick Van Dyke show of yore. Not sure the original tie in; Laura was Dick’s wife’s name (the wonderful Mary Tyler Moore).
des @ 9:36 am (#76) – I don’t know Steven Wright by anything other than his work, but I can imagine he’d find some of Christy’s humor funny. They both have a dry, occasionally sarcastic style. People who do often find each other funny.
des — don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out…oh, wait, maybe that was too self satisfied. Ahem.
I think des needs a big group hug. Everyone lean in and on the count of three… one, two, three….
Colbert was perfect last night and brave, courageous and bold. He did it. He faced the monster(s).
After I saw Colbert, I got on-line to see what FDL was saying; a lot of the comments about Colbert’s speech at the White House Correspondent’s Association dinner were posted on the Neil Young thread which seemed to fit together well.
Colbert said it; Neil Young put it to music.
so now we wait for the winger backlash — lies and thrashing with wet noodles I imagine.
That’s good angie,
It’s still open. Cathy, Its no coincidence that they buried Colbert under the fold. They will use this poll against us if Colbert stays on the bottom. They put him on the bottom to help him lose. “Public opinion” fixed by a “buttefly ballot”.
I read the transcript and hurt my neck from laughing so hard. The relief from seeing the poll numbers and hearing people talk out like this is beyond description. I feel proud to be American again.
relink to the poll so you don’t have to go up thread
http://articles.news.aol.com/n…..90007&
Mehlman has the ugliest and most comical mouth; I think he actually spits when he talks– the memory of Madagascar (the movie) has absolutely made me LOL everytime I see Mehlman, now I think of the silly hypochondriacal Schwimmer giraffe and the chant Melman, Melman, Melman.
Too late, it looks like the poll is now closed.
Still open here. @ 19,728 total now.
Hey des, about that sour taste, just two words:
Dental hygiene.
des, nails for breakfast?
Colbert’s speech is also on Youtube.
There are some priceless shots of Bush. He was not amused. Some of the jokes went over his head, I am sure.
I have the full mp3, but cannot take the bandwidth hit to host it myself.
If you’re willing to host it, you can have it. Email me at cdm atat goodshow dotdot net.
Crooks and Liars only has the last half of the routine. This is the full thing, start to finish. (I’ve emailed them the location of the file, as well.)
I just voted 1 min ago…I think 19500 votes 27% Colbert.
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“”Ladies and gentlemen, I feel chipper tonight. I survived the White House shake-up,” the president said.”
Although that’s from the body-double segment, my reply is just for today…
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Colbert referenced the Hindenburg; there was a rock banc that used a similar reference and one of their songs was “Your Time Is Gonna Come”…
http://www.bushslastday.com/
Your clock will be striking before this one.
Poll appears closed to those who already voted. Vote for Colbert everybody! Don’t let the Chimps win. Its a public opinion poll and they will beat us down with it if Colbert loses. Colbert must win. Link at 30 and 92 for aol poll.
Bravo #67 for noting that truth and truthiness are NOT synonyms.
This was the most subversive media moment since Moore’s movie, and that had a real effect on the zeitgeist. I can only hope that this gives some of the scared rabbits in the press corps some pause. To you and I he seemed sharp and right on. I wonder how his points would have come across to insiders who had been insulated from any hint of criticism? The guy is incredibly brave.
The You tube doesn’t show the entire video. Get the full vid at ALiberalDose.com
Just. Plain. Fucking. Brilliant.
from the LGF swamp– can’t believe I went there but will spare you the linky:
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White House Correspondents Dinner
Hot Air has clips from last night’s White House correspondents dinner; Allahpundit says Stephen Colbert bombed. (Angry lefties think he was brilliant, of course.)
Stephen Colbert is brilliant but…
I found the whole thing revolting, blecherous, horrid. I couldn’t watch continuously so cut in and out between baseball games. Here’s why I was so repulsed, and remain so:
1. Members of the 4th estate preening down a red carpet while 46 million people in this country go without health insurance, while 1000’s of innocent Iraqis die and suffer, while our Constitution is systematically ripped to shreds, etc. etc. I could give a red rat’s ass what designer Andrea Mitchell chose or if Ann Compton’s underarm flab should have prevented her from wearing a sleeveless dress. I am yearning for substance beyond a Paris-Hilton-glitter-from-a-jar that yes, I expect of professional journalists.
2. The utter lack of any substance, once again, from W – why, a hired a double provided the heavy lifting! As Christy pointed out, tragedy is easy, comedy is hard. W is the ultimate example of that old truism.
3. Colbert’s truthiness shined the blinding while light of truth, justice and The American Way as the crowd withdrew further into the shadows.
That’s it for me. Three strikes and you’re out. Fuck ‘em all.
(Out to the garden to take revenge upon the overgrown ivy – sorry to rant and leave but I had to get that off my chest.)
Even if YouTube is ’shorter’ my sense is that it will move fast and furious out from there.
Des, this is Christy’s Popsickle Stand. We love her here. She is not infallible, but she is mostly right and she fights the good fight. She’s good here and she was effective on the tube as well. You won’t get any traction here with negative remarks about Christy.
the responses to the AOL poll are coming off what folk just read in the accompanying story. Colbert is quite secondary in the story so it’s kinda natural that the poll would reflect this. The actual Presidential humor section was very confused, jumbled and disjointed. By itself, it was not unamusing. Contrasted to the rapier wit of Colbert however, the Preznit sucked bigtime!
btw, M$NBC is doing cutaways to the big Darfur Rally in DC …
Hilde, You are correct, but, we (Paris Hilton loving American Public) are stupid. This is a bigger deal than what it appears to be. We have to turn public opinion and stupid venues like “Correspondents From Hell” helps us to do it. We got to get the public on board with us to change the important things.
My thinking is along the lines of how the Lamont campaign has folks posting to YouTube; it’s non-Lotus 1-2-3.
The term ‘media savyy’ no longer connotes the MSM. More like ‘this is a ‘good virus’. Going around, and by implication, ignoring MSM.
imho.
Hi egregious -
I’ll be off playing Beltane today in the park, but if Arthur has questions I could help answer, feel free to send him my email addy. I’m uncertain of netiquette of posting it here, but googling my name will give you my addy.
I’m a mere shrink, but I spent many years working with the “real docs” in transplantation, surgical trauma, and oncology units. Obviously, I can’t treat or diagnose via phone/email, but I’m happy to share information and answer questions for Arthur. Depending upon his location, I may or may not have info about accessing any shards of the health care system which may be operating in his region.
Thanks for your thoughtfulness!
Kirk
PS – On a totally different topic:
re post 76-
Des, I neither have nor desire direct access to your gustatory perceptions. I do observe the scent of envy repels most human beings.
PPS – Off to the park in the sun!
Have fun, fdl’ers – watch out for old drunks with guns – don’t let them shoot your grandpa in the face. I’d worry about letting the old drunks with guns taking away the Constitution, but I think y’all and the thespians just took care of that.
Good on ya’
PPPS – And some people still don’t want gays and thespians for neighbors. They have a lot to learn….
if this is an aol poll, colbert can’t win — before the neocon schmucks of time warner bought it, aol made its money by hosting adult forums — time warner got rid off the adult stuff & imposed neocon control, which is why aol hasn’t been able to succeed
Shakespeare’s Sister said it best: Colbert must have two Liberty Bells knocking together down there, and each time they knock together, I bet they chime: “Fuck. Bush. Fuck. Bush.â€
Thanks to Stephen for last night at the White House correspondents dinner. Stephen, you have my admiration, respect and awe. You have a pair of balls the size of the two sexually ambiguous guys on Saturday Night Live! No, really, you can take that compliment and lock it in the “I’ll forever admire Stephen Colbert vault! You did exactly the right thing. Wow! Awesome. Mahalo.
des, the truth is that we like to get to know one another here at FDL. Those who wish to remain anonymous can. I love getting to know my hostesses and those commenters that care to share. I suggest that you get rid of the chip on your shoulder and realize this is a evolving relationship and give it the respect it so richly deserves.
As Hackworth so correctly said: It is their popsicle stand. You can choose to buy and enjoy or just look at the yummy confections.
angie @ 10:00 am (#106) – Judging from what I heard on the video, Colbert did bomb. The reason he bombed, however, is that he said hit too close to home for people who have no idea how to check their egos at the door. At least, that was my impression.
Considering where we are as a country right now, I think it’s good that he bombed. Judging from the comments here, I don’t think I’m alone.
Somewhere before the latest assault on the net (I would say maybe when the NSA was outted, maybe before) I was thinking that I’ll live to see the day when, just like autos, we’ll need a license to log on. And an analog Gov’t agency to DMV. Already there are ‘fingerprint’ activators on laptop access (’authorized user’ access).
Gives pause.
I thought that Colbert bombed mostly. I did laugh at that last video that featured Helen Thomas as the limo driver. Hats off to Wilson & Plame for attending, but it had to be so difficult for them to just sit there and not charge up and wring W’s neck!
One of the pearls last night was Plame’s answer to almost every question she got…”I’m wearing Armani.”
I wonder what her book deals look like ?
Something else has changed forever, deck chairs went from boats to zepplins.
Here’s what’s gonna knock gas prices right off the radar :
Since Aug. 29 — when the hurricane made landfall along the Gulf Coast — Allstate Corp., the industry’s second-largest company, has ceased writing homeowners policies in Louisiana, Florida and coastal parts of Texas and New York state. The firm has stopped underwriting earthquake coverage in California and elsewhere. Other firms have pulled back from the Gulf Coast to Cape Cod, notifying Florida of plans to cancel 500,000 policies.
The first time I ever saw Laura “the Homicide Driver” Bush referred to as Pickles was on Bartcop.
I am still in awe of Colbert for plowing on with his set, ufazed even after it was evident that the tight-ass upper crusty types were beginning to ice him out. At one point I saw the smug mug of Roger “Pantaloons Media” Simon looking like he had just eaten a teaspoon of alum.
As a comic, the toughest crowds–as far as on your ego–are the wealthy and high end business types. Uptight, stuffy, and unwilling to cut a comic a break.
Bravo to Helen T. and Colbert. Bush had his 6 years of misrule stuffed down his throat in front of a thousand people and the media to boot and he had to sit there and take it.
-GSD
Oh yeah and Des–does your head cave in when you take a shit?
PS. Did Josh Bolten leave his “girlfriend” at home and bring his mother again?
much comedy on TV is done with skillfully manipulated soundtracks with the audience reaction brought up in such a way to enhance the perception the audience is reacting positively to the humor. I doubt if the C-Span techies practice such skills in DC — indeed, audience reaction is deprecated in most governmental settings. I suspect a seasoned crew from Comedy Central or NBC would have played up the audience sound better…
I’ve got one question. Am I the only one who, when Colbert was being introduced, heard the announcer say the Colbert Report with a hard (not silent) T at the end of Report. My friends and I are disagreeing and I’m just curious as to what you guys heard.
From Malkin: ewwwe.
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COLBERT BOMBS, BUSH ROCKS
By Michelle Malkin · April 30, 2006 08:48 AM
Watch video highlights of the White House Correspondents Dinner over at Hot Air.
The Bush impersonator is funnyman Steve Bridges. AP coverage here.
Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert, the featured comedian, fell flat. Allah Pundit writes:
In Colbert’s defense, he might not have been playing for laughs. The dissident posture is very important to our friends on the left; if SC had kept things light and wasted his opportunity to speak “truth†to power, they’d have crucified him for it. As it is, the moonbats will be building statues of him tomorrow.
Speaking of moonbat statues, be sure to catch the opening red carpet stroll of Helen Thomas:
Colbert was brilliant. There are egos stinging all over the country this morning — and they should be. It’s a sad commentary on the state of our country that the truth has to be painted with a patina of “comedy” before it can be spoken. I hope that CSPAN will rerun the footage over and over again.
Bravo, Stephen Colbert. Would that the press corps you parody could be so honest.
Yes. He said Coal-BERT.
-GSD
He obviously didn’t want to seem too familiar with all things French in that crowd.
Countdown til Debbie Howell and Jim Brady declare Colbert to be “uncivil”…
10…..9…..8…..7…..
re: Colbert’s audience. Reminds me of Beatles playing maybe Albert Hall for Her Majesty (’Command Performance?’) Whatever, to intro a song Lennon said, “This one’s you up in the balcony. The rest of you can just rattle your jewelry.”
I think Colbert’s performance echoed that. We’re the balcony.
The look on Bush’s face was priceless. His Most Serene Exaltedness was not digging it.
LMAO.
Ned’s getting some traction from the WaPo:Tough Primary Race Confronts Lieberman
typo: “This one’s FOR you up in the balcony.”
some people still don’t want gays and thespians for neighbors. They have a lot to learn….
Well, gays are one thing — but when the thespians move in, there goes the neighborhood!!!
new thread – new kids
to be EPU’d but accuracy in quoting demands:
John Lennon:
“Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.”
googling ->copy/paste is easier than misremembering and typo-ing…
RE:126
If I am correct, this is the dinner where Bush went looking for WMDs everywhere, including Barney’s butt, while our young soldiers were being killed in Iraq. I bet that skit went over BIG with Michelle and her ilk.
Its amazing how much humor tells you so much about a person. My sense of humor is opposite that of Malkin, and I wear that as a badge of Honor.
Just a couple of thoughts from overseas. And my shock at some of the reactions. Thirty years ago, that sort of humour would have been normal. I know, I grew up there.
Yes, Colbert is very good, first time I’d ever heard of him. And he was doing a REAL roast,, not the slimy sycophantic stuff that I’ve seen bits of since I left. Remember hearing any tv or radio roasts in the Sixties or early Seventies, hey? They could really go below the belt. So it is scary to me that you consider what he did content-wise daring. Because it says how frightened you all have become since I left the US.
What struck me were the long pauses in his delivery—like he was really ready to be shown the door. They were long, and he gave them the chance hey. But he got through it fine.
Comparing the audiences at the Academy Awards, and this shindig–well, seems like the corporate world is finally getting caught with their hands in the cookie jar too often, and now that everyone has caught on, are going on the defensive. Which is dangerous, because they can be very mean.
While the stealing and lying goes on and on and not only over there. The fourth largest bank in the country I live in is all of a sudden involved in the Refco (or was it Renco?) scandal in NY, and faces a class-action suit out of the US for one billion dollars. And the bank seemingly used money from the Socialist union strike funds to do it to make the quarterly reports of that clusterfuck look good.
(For the uninformed, the Socialists where I am are like what the Democrats there used to be, only now they are just as greedy and tied to corporations. Just a name, they did some good things, and the Communists were always Communists. All clear on that? Do not need a call from O’Reilly’s ’security thugs… and left for personal as well as political reasons.)
So you see? We abroad pay attention in order to get a glimpse of what the hell is going on here, and it REALLY isn’t about political parties any more, or what they supposedly stand for. It’s about business. There used to be a good 24 hour news station in Germany. Lately the quality and diversity fell. And then I learned from an ad on the program that almost fifty percent suddenly belongs to TIME_WARNER and CNN. Guess who isn’t tuning in any more?
You guys get Missing White Women?
We get traffic accidents on the A2 in Germany as header.
So all that stuff isn’t just happening there. And we have to speak out everywhere.
Ok, have gone OT. Just tryin’ to explain.
And yeah, Colbert was coool.
Just sayin….
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died –Steven Wright
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” Steven Wright
Spiceman
Does anyone note the similarities here between the reaction to Colbert and the King funeral? Only in situations where the MSM is not firmly in control does the truth get out – and then immediately declared “uncivil”, “not funny” or “offensive behavior” by those wading waste-deep in the crap from this administration. Satire isn’t always a laugh riot, sometimes it just hurts. Especially when its on target. Bravo, Colbert!
Ok, I surrender! Fierce defenders, all (including She Who Would Defend Herself, apparently trolling through much commentary to weed out the disagreeable. Yikes).
I take it no criticism is welcome, even if it comes from the inside (I, too, logged serious hours at the Iron Horse slumming with those icky “locals,” as another Smithie puts it. So much for envy).
But before the door of this popsicle stand (and the hard leisure that goes into sustaining it is breathtaking) on my heretic ass (ouch!), I stand by my suggestions.
Ok, get to it! I won’t be here to read the comments that distract you from honest self-appraisal, kids — but that’s not really necessary after all, is it? Have fun chasing your tails. So satisfying.
Drafty, you heard it right. ReporT it was. I heard it too.
Clooney and Snow were with Plame. Looks good, but everything is okay now(no disability). What if she gets mad again?
Colbert was fantastic. I think his routine was seismic…whether people got it or not. It was incredible to witness his resolve to push the critique all the way, continuing (despite the palpable tension) to turn to GWB to address him as he delivered each body blow. AMAZING! Stephen Colbert is god-like.
Watch the Corbert Report clip with him and Bill Kristol, he thanks Kristol for writing the whole speech for him, in jest I hope.
just watched it again on cspan replay. absolutely devastating imo. the cutaways of the crowd are priceless and are lost a bit on the streaming movies. largely no one was laughing and most looked terrified. one woman literally clenched her pearls.
bush as an unpopular, dishonest and failed president has entered the conventional wisdom. he is a sinking ship and everyone knows it…
it was a tough crowd. a lot of the audience was shocked. colbert’s timing was thrown off by the confusion of the audience. his audience on the “colbert report” is pumped. this group, too many of them were just stuffed. as they say, the secret of comedy…………timing. the idea of the video was funny. the editing and direction were way off. clunky. not good.
the bush clone segment was easier to “get” but the timing there was off too, because bush himself was part of the mix.
that’s just looking at it from a theatrical point of view. colbert’s ideas were spot on. they were TOO truthful to be comic (the kind of comedy people are accustomed to reacting to). the audience was off balance. all in all though it was a watershed moment and there will be a lot of ripples coming off of this.
Des
You insulted the host, the host’s alma mater, and all the commentators. WTF did you expect? To be greeted as a liberator? Showered with roses and chocolate? Are you Dick Cheney?
photos of the evening – I think 2 – 11 are of Valerie and Joe:
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/s…..hdg–
Sorry for the ridiculous URL. Don’t know the tiny url thingy.
Watched the re-broadcast on C-SPAN this afternoon. It was great!
The truth, like wisdom always finds a way to make itself known.
Just watched the entire performance on CSPAN and I’ve got to say that Steven was brilliant and ballsy. Not only did he give the President a much needed smack-around but the press corps (quite noticeably unresponsive) got a much needed “wag of the finger”.
I have to admit that watching him skewer both the administration and the press with laser-like accuracy made me squirm and I had to stand up and walk around the couch a time or two. The courage it took to delivery the truth before such an august crowd seemed particularly heroic. One might even say prophetic.
Tip of the hat to you, Steven. I thank you for your service to our country!
Plame was probably armed again. She probably always was in Iraq with Hubby. Bodyguard and he actually trusted a OO(operations officer). Clooney has disabilities in the movie. So does Plame.
Colbert was funny, but he’s no Pickles! Who could forget her horse masturbation bit?!? Not putting for out Shrubya?!?…comic genius! Keep working on it Little Stevie, maybe someday you’ll bring down the house, and the press, like Pickles did last year.
It makes me furious that the MSM is ignoring Colbert, and focussing instead on Bush’s double.
Claiming ‘…the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office’…?!?
Deguello!
Colbert was great – quel sang-froid.*
The press-sect’y audition piece went on a bit too long, IMO.
*(Coolness and composure, especially in trying circumstances.)
Colbert and Stewart are no Thomas Paine and Ben Franklin. But they occupy almost the exact evolutionary niches in political ecology. Common Sense and Poor Richard’s Almanac, their respective books of satire, defined American popular culture in a way that galvanized the people’s anger at their mistreatment, almost like a chemical reaction. Colbert and Stewart seem to be achieving a similar effect.
Of course, King George (the real one) never had to sit through a Thomas Paine routine and take. A more excruciating public ass-raping Dubya has never been through…don’t think that there won’t be repercussions from it. This is history, folks, and I hope FDL gives this signal event the amplification it deserves.
Links to whole video and highlights here:
http://vastleft.blogspot.com/2…..balls.html
Quite right, MarcLord, as we live in a far more superficial age, allied with far more lethal consequences for prolonged indulgence in vapid pursuits…Akin to a suicide bomber dressed as a Ringling Brothers clown, white-gloved fingers trembling on the water-squirting flower trigger.
And thus:
I hear there’s a bumper sticker available
;>)
des at #141 –
Your “no criticism is welcome” comment is just so much crap. If you wade through any of the Iraq War threads, just as one example of many, you’ll find a robust discussion of the issues. What is not tolerated is self-serving, personal dissing. I could give a rat’s ass if you insult me, but your initial comments (#76) were insulting to the entire blog, to Jane and to our fantastic commenters as well (not to mention my alma mater) — and that is intolerable. You want to contribute to a substantive discussion of issues? Fine and welcome. You want to sit back and lob smug insults at people from the sidelines? Hit the road. Signed, She Who Called You On Your Bullshit, And Hit A Nerve
Just did a quick scroll thru the entries & didn’t see this link (below). Crooksandliars now has the Colbert video available.
Big file, but seems complete and, yes, its both side-splittingly hilarious AND painful to watch. It’s like Lenny Bruce, but with clean language and a faux-sauve personality. Absolutely amazing what a truly brave guy can get away with in a big hurry talking fast & faking a breezy attitude.
The “real” correspondents should have felt ashamed (all except Helen, bless her!). What Colbert did should be THEIR job.
The way he zinged out those darts finally gave W some of the same discomfort recipients of his insulting nicknames must feel.
He finally had to sit through some of what he should have been hearing for the last many years. I wish I could say it would get through to him, but it won’t, except to incite anger. The emperor has no clothes. He’s just been told. Someone go get a mirror to replace his teleprompter; it doesn’t seem to do him any good anyway.
http://movies.crooksandliars.c…..Colber.mov
Christie 160
no-doubt EPUd, if I understand that process correctly, but I just had to get back to ya.
YOU GO GIRL, fellow Smithie ;-)!
Bill Hicks would have been proud.
Jumping to comment before reading the thread…
Colbert is a remarkable talent and a true patriot. He said it “like it is” and ripped the clothes off the emperor and his minions. My husband and I in Chicago sat rapt in front of the t.v. today. “Oh my god!” “Can you believe he said that?!” “Unbelievable” “Read about it on the blogs, but it’s even better in real life.” “Te heee te hee!”
Thanks for the diary and all you do to make this site so relevant and valuable!
Just heard the Colbert bit and it was terrific! I am in Manhattan for a couple of days and just picked up a wireless connection. I missed the Peace rally yesterday but IT WAS HUGE!! Lot of pics in the papers in the news stands. Tomorrow the city is going to screech to a halt for immigration at 12:16. I’ll let everyone know how it goes. Visited the WTC site today….the area was jammed with people from all over. I’m like a junkie with my firedoglake….
love you guys!
L8tr
We sent flowers to Helen Thomas.
Let’s send flowers to Stephen Colbert, % Commedy Central.
The folks inside the corporate towers need to see something real in the way of positive reaction, and they will all need our moral support when the Swiftboaters go after them this week.
I wonder why it is that of the major awards for hard-hitting journalism given at the correspondents’ dinner, AP reporter Elizabeth White only mentioned two awards for actual WH stories:
http://articles.news.aol.com/n…..p;cid=2194
One was for merely printing a Bush administration “leak” (”scooping” the Roberts’ nomination) and the other was for a piece of administration propaganda (Bush’s long-delayed photo-op in New Orleans). Were there any people recognized for revealing anything critical about the WH? I don’t know. I guess I need to do more of my own research.
The problem the US is having is one that most other democracies got over centuries ago. The real problem is that the US broke from the Commonwealth and the British monarchy and ever since has been trying to set up its own aristocracy by stealth.
The Bush family is the tip of a US aristocracy that is trying to form. Look at most European countries and they have a glut of kings, barons, earls, etc. The Bushes are related to these and their genetic predisposition is to govern, like most in the monarchy.
The difference is that most countries realised long ago that the aristocracy does a poor job of governing a country for example look at the French revolution which the Bushes probably still haven’t forgiven them for). Consequently in those countries the aristocracy have ceremonal positions and inherited wealth but are more or less prevented from running for a political office.
If the US was still part of the Commonwealth they would have their share of princes, barons, earls, etc and the Bushes would certainly be included in that.
So this association would kill off any chances they had to hold political office. The idea of an aristocracy is you know who they are, and they represent a reminder of avoiding them taking power again. The Brtish remember the Magna Carta and wouldn’t want someone like Prince Charles running for Prime Minister. Yet allowing Bushes to run for president is the same thing.
Bush is a lot like Prince Charles in Britain, and both are equally unsuited to run a country. Modern societies are too complex to be ruled by a family i.e. monarchy any more.
“Crashing the gate” is another version of what other countries had to do, to somehow get the monarchy out of power. It might be helpful to keep identifying the Bushes as aristocracy, intent on restoring a monarchy etc.
This problem isn’t going to go away with Bush. Jeb is waiting for after Hillary and then there will be other members of the Bush extended familly being groomed for the presidency i.e. to be king.
If the US allowed citizens to have titles like earl, baron, duke, etc it would be better for them. People like the Bushes would want to have these titles and then would be clearly marked as to what they want.
The Bushes are good for pomp and circumstance, riding in horse drawn carriages and waving to the subjects, etc. When they try and do anything else, like most of the aristocracy, they just mess things up.
Colbert wasn’t funny, he was dead on about what needed to be said. I laughed at first, then started to cry.
A Brave Man.
Mark Twain is giving Stephen Colbert a “thatta boy!”