
Photographers rarely are allowed into the forward cabin of Air Force One, but consigliere Karl Rove and other aides summoned them so they could snap pictures of the Boss gazing out the window as the plane flew over the devastation. Republican strategists privately call the resulting image—Bush as tourist, seemingly powerless as he peered down at the chaos—perhaps among the most damaging of his presidency.
Yeah, Unka Karl is off his game. Maybe it’s the kidney stones, maybe it’s the pending indictments. If he was as brilliantly Machiavellian as everyone says he is, I’d accuse him of setting up Fearless Leader to keep himself out of the headlines and off of Patrick J. Fitzgerald’s radar, but I don’t happen to be a member of the “Rove is a genius” set. I just think he has a particularly effective craven gift for appealing to the most base and negative instincts of the most base and negative people, and extracting power therefrom.
Trouble is, you also start collecting enemies when that’s your MO, and your only hope is that your power keeps accruing such that the ever-accumulating mass of ill-wishers can never overtake you. People who say “Rove will never suffer” are betting his power will always be on the ascent and he will never stand at the mercy of the people he victimized, a la Ronald Reagan.
(Although as a side note, my friend Terrenceo thinks that there is some cosmic justice in the man who turned the mentally ill out onto the street so his rich buddies could pile up a few more shekels ending his life with his brain turning to jello and the party he birthed cutting off any hope from stem cells.)
We don’t know the exact numbers of people within his own party that Rove has terrorized, threatened, bullied, blackmailed and smeared. Not all of them will be such acquiescent bitches as John McCain. They won’t say anything while he’s strong, but let him show the least little weakness and they will begin to come out of the woodwork. With little acts of betrayal that never make it into the headlines, but are deadly and damaging nonetheless.
Mark my words, Unka Karl will die from a thousand paper cuts. A thousand people who could come to his rescue — but won’t.
And he knows it.



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Instant Karma?
Hmmm… so soon after whooping it up over Rove’s kidney pain, I just spent the past several days dealing with the exact same thing. And I didn’t even get any Dilaudid, dammit! Good thing I’d been reading Marcus Aurelius.
I’m still glad Rove had ‘em too, though!
He deserved it.
RE: RE: Gannon’s bastard child.
This was posted as Anonymous for some reason.
RE: Gannon’s bastard child.
You’re right, Mandt. What was I thinking, taking such a flimsy cover story as fact? I hang my head in shame.
Pass the Dilaudid, please. And make it a double.
I like the way your friend Terrenceo thinks. And I always found it particulary apropos that Lee Atwater, he of the evil mind, died of a brain tumor.
Kidney stones?! Na–Its probably Gannon’s bastard LOl M
I got plenty of room out here in Alexandria, right off the Metro line. Count me in! :)
Reserved seats at the espionage trial -
- several thousand dollars.
Reserved seats at the treason trial –
- priceless.
Jane, if you are coming on this road trip, I’ll provide a motorhome ——with an ice cream machine inside!
A good man takes his time, Henry :-)
So, if we have Atwater > Rove, who’s the successor to Rove? I think that person should be targeted with that old classic, the “found with dead girl/live boy” thing.
*Sigh* I wish our boyfriend Fitzgerald would get going with some indictments.
Derelict, I am so there it’s not funny.
Can we get seats through Ticketmaster?
Sez Jo: I would drive to DC to watch that trial. No Shit.
Sez Jane: Road trip! I got shotgun, Jo.
Sez Geoff: Y’all can stay at my place in Baltimore when the trail starts.
Do I hear trial party? We can be the prosecution’s cheering section! Sign me up!
Y’all can stay at my place in Baltimore when the trail starts.
Rove will not suffer. It’s money in the bank. McCain is an acquiescent bitch, but he’s also a bellwether.
Road trip! I got shotgun, Jo.
Jane- Self interest coupled with a healty dose of self-preservation as cut #999 is inflicted.
I would drive to DC to watch that trial. No Shit.
Derelict — I don’t expect these people to publicly pile on Rove. Wouldn’t serve their interests to do so. But when it comes to rallying ’round the flag to defend him, I expect them all to shuffle their feet, look around for where they misplaced their pens, or have sudden vacation plans in the Bahamas. Rove’s departure would create a power vacuum that many on the right would like to fill themselves. How many of them have leaped to the the defense of Judith Miller, whose silence I really believe was their only hope of keeping this whole thing under wraps? Barring Bob Dole, that would be — none.
I’m not expecting altruism — just predictable self-interest.
Hi Jane: Thanks for reading my blog, I wanted to return the favor. And thank you for donating $$ to save the animals. ~E
yep, that’s the t-shirt I want:
firedoglake sez:
“John McCain is an acquiescent bitch”
I’d wear that shit to thanksgiving dinner and let the in-laws’ jaws jus’ drop.
ReddHead: the image of this admin being crippled by infighting mustelids is a lovely one indeed.
Jane: don’t envy Poppin’ Fresh his drug stash, I hope some crypto-progressive pharmacist probably replaced it with Skittles anyway. Unless he got his direct from Rush. (Admittedly, from personal experience, anything short of Dilaudid is pretty much useless against the stones. If they tell you they’re only giving you Demerol, start screaming and thrashing around until they capitulate and give you the Good Stuff.)
I like to think of Bush’s “admission of responsibility for mistakes” in NOLA today as the first of many cuts for Rove. That isn’t his style, it is Karen Hughes’ style to have the President do the obviously right thing in the face of no other choice. And for Rove that has to represent some diminished influence, because you know he wanted to come out swinging. You have to think that Karen Hughes has just been waiting for the next stumble by the Turdblossom to make her move back to full power, and the poor doughboy has gone and stepped in a pile of his own making. Couldn’t happen to a nicer weasel.
Personally, I’m not so sanguine about the thousand cuts theory. Rove has indeed made many enemies, but even the dimmest among them realize that Rove only has what power they give him. McCain, for example, could easily have denounced Rove publicly for dozens of demeaning tricks from his own Swiftboating back in 2000 right up to the present. Indeed, as recently as last summer, McCain could have crushed Rove like an insect by simply denouncing the Swiftboat boys.
But McCain didn’t and won’t. Likewise, none of Rove’s other numerous enemies will work against him, no matter what. Why? To do so would be to break party ranks, and the result would be instant political suicide. Retaliation will come not from Rove but from Frist, DeLay, Cheney, Hastert, and the rest of the right-wing Gestapo. Rove or no Rove, party discipline will be enforced. (Hell, these honyocks can’t even speak ill of indicted and convicted Republicans without incurring the party’s wrath.)
You are right Jane, Rove is no genius just very good at repeating what he learned at the feet of Lee Atwater. The game is changing and he hasn’t learned to adapt as most of his tactics are now so predictable that they are no longer effective. You can put lipstick on the pig for only so long before folks begin to ignore it and see or smell the pig anyway.
Oh come on now, Dan. Don’t make me envy the guy.
Did I express my vindictive glee at the news that Rove had kidney stones? Guess I did, but I just feel like saying it again.
Ride the pain, buckaroo!
On the other hand, maybe he’s off his game because his doctors sent him home with a 5-pound jar of Dilaudid…
If I were the type who prayed, I’d pray you were right about this.
As personally satisfying as I would find it to see Karl Rove go down in a very public and humiliating ball of fire (prison or suicide), I would settle for the death by a thousand cuts and the knowledge that he would know that having lived by the sword, he died the same way.
These bastards have destroyed a great nation and a great national idea and I want to see them burn.
Let God have mercy on their souls; I sure don’t have any to spare on this scum.