Comments on: Hey, a Guy’s Gotta Make a Living

By: slim

slim — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Guinea pigs don’t have tails.

I meant tail as in “hind end.” “Ass” seemed too harsh for a guinea pig. I was going particularly for the shrieking, whistling sound guinea pigs make when they’re scared (in the south they call them whistle pigs).

By: The Fixer

The Fixer — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’d rather have a root canal than hang out with that dickhead.

By: Mollie

Mollie — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It would be so much fun to see that coward Novak run from the room, shrieking like a guinea pig with it’s tail on fire…

Guinea pigs don’t have tails.

By: Dan W

Dan W — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

RE: “Couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended on it.”

This is a common failing of the Undead.

By: Gordon

Gordon — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I think it’s a scam. Novak couldn’t tell the truth if his life depended on it.

By: mandt

mandt — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

We’ld send Pat Robertson for .02 cents. lol m

By: Derelict

Derelict — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Personally, I’d like to see a cast-in-stone speaker list before I forked over even $5.95 for this. Cheney answering questions from a non-screened audience? I don’t think so. Especially not for only $595. Add two or three zeros to that and it’s a “maybe.”

For that price, you probably get Novakula hosting a forum featuring Ralph Reid of Bakersfield, renowned plumber and septic expert; Richard Cheney of Broken Dick, Iowa, a well-known soybean-program scammer; and Nancy Pelosi of Brooklyn, NY, a hair dresser known for her exotic nails and ability to snap chewing gum at 125dB.

By: firedoglake

firedoglake — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’m emailing Joe Wilson.

By: iamcoyote

iamcoyote — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’m in for $50 for Joe Wilson. And Joe wouldn’t have to ask a question, just sit in the front row staring at Novak.

Oh, and have I said that Novak is a prick yet today? Well, there it is.

By: Jo Fish

Jo Fish — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Yeah, I second what Slim said. Joe Wilson would be much better choice. And hey, if he had a ticket, they couldn’t very well turn him away without making a stink, could they?

And what would they tell all the other $595 rubes if they didn’t have that ‘frank and open’ off-the-record discussion they advertised?