Oh, Geoff, I am sure the opportunity to use that one will arrive — and make no mistake about it, I will use it!

What a great pornstar name–Don Surewood.

My home state does me proud!

Thanks, John. My proofreading skills, as you well know, are not everything they should be.

And thanks for taking on the hair. It saves me the trouble and I could not have written anything quit so eloquent as a ferret’s face poking out of a haystack. Which really says it all right there.

When you’re a 64 year-old man (like Don Sherwood) any woman who says “yes” looks like she’s 29.

The pink bow is definitely not a fashion “do,” nor is the hair that makes her head look like a ferret’s face poking out of a haystack. But if you want to expand the speculation, what’s the deal with the Band-Aid on her left arm?

By the way Jane, the abbreviation for Pennsylvania is “PA” not “PN.” Not that it really matters.

Dog indeed!

Yes, I am usually quite disdainful of those who make fun of the appearance of others, but I have nothing but complete, utter and thorough contempt for any woman who trusses herself up as a blow-up doll and whores herself (literally) to her oppressors. It makes it just that much harder for every woman who follows behind her, in any endeavor, to be taken seriously.

This confirms a theory of mine: a Conservative ‘10′ is a Liberal ‘2′.

No wonder they hate us.

“I suppose it’s possible, if anything would put the mileage on you quickly I imagine sex with Republicans would be right up there with crack.”

Wow. I can’t stop laughing at that. Perhaps it’s because I engaged in some high school misdeeds, but…. damn you’re killing me.

Give me time.

When do we get to start making fun of her hair?

I suppose it’s possible, if anything would put the mileage on you quickly I imagine sex with Republicans would be right up there with crack.

Wait a minute, she could be 29 years old. Once I worked with a lady who was 38 years old and i could have sworn she was closer to 50. I know this lady had a hard life. Perhaps Cynthia had a rough live, too… especially if she’s hanging out with Republicans:)

RE: Big Pink Bow — a couple of years ago Chanel was showing satin bow belts, but they were small bows in light shades of pastel. The look lasted about a minute. It’s probably taken a couple of years for it to filter down from haute couteur to pret-a-porter, and this is obviously the Ross Dress For Less version.

“dog years…”

Yeah, that is simply perfect.

The poor Mrs….she has to “Stand by her Man”. Geez, what was he thinking?

Maybe it’s in the same alternate universe where Ann Coulter is still under 40…

Thanks for sharing—-Ahhhhhhhhhg!
lol M

Bobski – Have you see the women who show up at those “Young Republican” events? She looks like cream-of-the-crop to me. As Kate Radley once said, if you want to look thin, stand next to fat people. Much the same principle at work here, IMHO.

“She claims to be 29 years old.”

Perhaps she was referring to her breast augmentation implants?

One can understand how men can let the “little head” overrule the “big head” from time to time but why does it seem that republicans let this happen over and over again with UGLY women?

I mean, if you are going to stray (and I don’t advocate doing that) and pay a price for it then at least make sure she’s a 10.

Seems republicans “date” the kind of women who, when they look into their eyes, time stands still.

Except that in their case it means that “She’s so ugly her face would stop a clock.”

Sorry ladies. ;)

She looks like one of those women who runs around telling everyone that she and her Paris Hilton-worshipping daughter are always mistaken for “sisters.”

Oh anything but that.

I think this qualifies for “ridden hard and then ……ridden hard again” territory, although one has to wonder what kind of “29-year old” would think of topping off the look with a BIG FRIGGIN’ PINK SATIN BOW?