Don't tell the American Taliban about this – N. Korea nixes long hair


Is this in our future?

Long day at work today. That means posting weird stuff like this. With life under the American Taliban well under way, I keep on the lookout for possible new initiatives in control over our minds and bodies. They may take a cue from the North Koreans…(MyWay):

The reclusive communist country is waging a hair war, telling its male population to lose the long locks, cut the coiffures and mow the mane to conform to “socialist style” – no longer than two inches.

Even hair-challenged, authoritarian leader Kim Jong Il has trimmed his famous pompadour. One exception, however: Comradely comb-overs are OK for older men. The short-hair campaign actually was launched in October, but it reached new lengths Monday when state-run Central TV began ridiculing nonconformists as unhygienic, anti-socialist fools. It comes as North Korea’s dictatorship struggles to tighten its control over information, monitor its population and dictate cultural tastes.

State TV even derided violators of the order by name and address, calling them “blind followers of bourgeois lifestyle,” and exposing them to jeers from other citizens. “We cannot help questioning the cultural taste of this comrade, who is incapable of feeling ashamed of his hair style,” the station said Monday, showing a man identified as Ko Gwang Hyun, whose unkempt hair covered his ears.

“Can we expect a man with this disheveled mind-set to perform his duty well?” the announcer asked.