[W]e learned that Ari Fleischer’s book on his years behind the lectern is showing up in bookstores in March. The release seems to be very closely guarded. Only Lying Liar and Ha! Ha! Watch Me Lie! magazines have been granted access to the galleys. Everyone else in the media is being left in the cold until the actual publication date, much like they were routinely left holding the warm bag of poop during Ari’s tenure. At the White House this was considered a wonderful thing by Mr. Fleischer’s former employer. In the media world though, it reminds us that they didn’t let reviewers see Gigli or Ishtar until they were in theaters, either.