Yes, yours truly wins the 2004 Feminista Anti-Award for Best Middle Class Punk Rock Slummer. I would like to dedicate this award to the late Susan Sontag, for her inspirational cocktail of high and low culture that made it okay for a middle class princess such as myself to die her hair aubergine, steal cheap black eyeliner from Long's Drugs and profess to love every last word of Le Bateau Ivre when I actually don't speak any French.